Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

Gojo Satoru probably never dreamed that not long after his close friend Xia Youjie was in the detention center, he would also be brought into the prison for picking quarrels and provoking trouble for a fight.

This may be the legendary feng shui rotation.

The police probably didn’t expect the mission to go so smoothly. They just went to the apartment where the girl was imprisoned, and received a new mission before the car drove 100 meters. The incident happened just less than one kilometer away from the apartment.

Moreover, the person involved happened to be the suspect who kidnapped and imprisoned the girl and committed various illegal and criminal acts.

May I ask, is there such a coincidence in the world?

When the police arrived, all they could see were delinquents lying on the ground, and the white-haired Jumei who was using his shoe soles worth [-] yen to step on Yanai Yangtou's head like a ball magician.

Judging by his actions, he might want to pull off the opponent's head and kick it as a ball.

Fortunately, the villains suffered from skin injuries. Although the bruises and swollen faces looked scary, if there was a doctor present, they would definitely be able to see that the beaten ones were fine except for the pain. The person who did it must have been beaten for ten years. An old habitual offender, he only picks a group of places that won't cause accidents but hurts, and the slippery ground is very slippery.

Having seen the tragic situation of the imprisoned girl just now, although the police did not say anything, their fists were already hardened in their hearts.

Not to mention Gojo Satoru beating people, if it wasn't for him being the police, even they would want to beat people!

On the other hand, although the auxiliary supervisor is miserable when facing Gojo Satoru, he is still very reliable when doing other things.He proficiently issued relevant investigation certificates to the police, and after making three consecutive phone calls, Gojo Satoru didn't even touch the ground of the detention center, and the police car turned around and drove directly to the police station.

Who dares to shut down the head of the Wutiao family?

"I'm sorry, but you two are also eyewitnesses in this case, please make a relevant record in this department."

The police sister poured a large cup of heat-clearing and detoxifying chrysanthemum tea, and sat down in front of Gojo Satoru with a smile. On the table in the middle were the pens and paper needed for taking notes.

The middle-aged police officer next to him was furious when he saw Gojo Wujo's sloppy look: "Please take off your sunglasses first, and please be serious when taking notes at the police station."

"Eh? Do you really want it? My face is not something you mortals can look at directly..."

Gojo Satoru, who was speaking pretentious lines in the second grade, after receiving the glaring gaze of the middle-aged policeman, he swiftly took off the retro small sunglasses of the same style as the blind man, revealing that the god in the picture would have the stunning beauty.

The white-haired boy rested his chin on his hand, like a fairy puppet with wide eyes, showing a slightly innocent expression.

"!!!"

Sure enough, he heard a gasp from nearby.

Without him, he is really handsome!

The elder sister of the police officer took a sip of chrysanthemum tea, she took a few breaths, and frantically warned herself that she must maintain her expression control!

She is a professionally trained high-quality policeman, and she must not show any expressions that she shouldn't have!

After recording insignificant issues such as name and age, the sister of the police officer gradually regained her status.

She believes that she will not be fooled by her beautiful brother's appearance!

"Do you have any occupation now?" asked the sister of the police officer.

Gojo Satoru thought that before the assistant supervisor left, he quietly told him, "Just make up something casually. You also know that the affairs of the magic world should not be known to ordinary people. It is just to deal with the police department anyway."

So he instantly had a count in his mind——

Gojo Satoru, the strongest magician of mankind, introduced himself with a smile: "Me? I am the strongest agent of human suppression to the world."

Aha?What? ? ?

Do you dare to say it again? ? ?

The police officer took a deep breath: "Little brother, I'm not talking about your fantasy career, I'm talking about what you are doing now."

Does this kid think he is Shirou Emiya, the partner of justice?

As for the substitute, if he is Emiya Shirou, she is Emiya Shirou's father, Emiya Kiritsugu, and she will come and beat up this unfilial son today!

"Sister, I'm serious."

What Gojo Satoru said was mixed with truth and falsehood, plus his quotations about the second illness, it is very unbelievable at first hearing: "In order to save the burnt humanity, I lost my real name as an agent. Under the circumstances, I have been fighting at the singularity, cursing and killing the source of darkness created by the evil organization DarkReunion—"

The sister of the police officer tightly squeezed the thermos cup filled with chrysanthemum tea.

"Really? According to what you mean, you taught those criminal suspects because you want to replace human restraint and eliminate unstable factors?"

The sister of the police officer is really about to be laughed out of anger.

When she was in the second year of middle school, the child was not born yet, and he still spoke the language of the second year in front of her?

"Don't you believe it? After my best companion defected, he became Dark Reunion's..." Gojo Satoru was still talking nonsense, but his never-ending six eyes suddenly turned and accurately caught a familiar spell breath--

That's, that's—

"Jie?" Gojo Satoru's eyes lit up.

"Sorry, my companion who is the current leader of Dark Reunion has arrived!"

He stood up suddenly, startling the sister of the police officer who was taking notes for him. She looked in astonishment, and saw the white-haired young man who claimed to be an agent of human affairs raise his hands in the shape of a trumpet, and he was not at all embarrassed. shout out:

"Xia Youjie! Don't run away, I've already seen you!"

"Come on!"

Kaiteng, who already had 40% visibility, poked out his furry head from the sleeves of the young leader's complicated cassock.

"Meow, meow?" Someone calls you, don't you go?

Being led by a small police officer, Xia Youjie, who was the first witness at the scene of the crime and the person who called the police, was brave enough to stand up for Xia Youjie, and he paused as he walked towards the police station's record office.

"Don't move around, people will see you."

He unnaturally pushed down Hai Tengmiao's soft head, and at the same time licked it a few times without any trace, Xia Youjie said in a volume that only the cat in his arms could hear: "Wujo Satoru is inside, he They should have noticed your presence."

"Meow meow?" Who is Gojo Satoru?

"My...my best friend is very strong." After hesitating for a while, Xia Youjie said again: "To be precise, he is the strongest."

When Hai Teng Meow heard this, he became energetic on the spot!

Oh my god, is this the strongest king in another world? !

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Gentlemen, what does being the strongest in the Reincarnated World plot represent?

The strongest person, if not the protagonist himself or the protagonist's enemy, is usually the protagonist's close friend/teacher/disciple/relative... etc. In short, according to the current trend of different world plots, everyone seems to have watched Tired of the strongest is the setting of the villain.

Judging from the feedback from the audience and readers, the brain villain is currently more marketable. If it looks better, it may attract a wave of fans and help the author and producer better sell peripherals and collect money.

This leads to a problem: there is no need for the main character's enemies to be the strongest.

This one is the strongest, either to give the protagonist a golden finger, or it is a thick thigh of the protagonist.

Kai Teng Meow thought so.

He must get to know the strongest friend of the first leader!

Xia Youjie looked at the recording office not far away, and he didn't want to go forward... Originally, he called the police in the expectation of the dark wings, but now he had to go to the police station because of calling the police Take notes!

He reiterated that he himself did not want to be involved in the monkey disputes!

Everything was not what he wanted, and now he actually met Gojo Satoru head-on...

I don't know why, after experiencing the bookstore attack last time, Xia Youjie always had a premonition of hell ahead, not to mention that the Dark Wing seemed inexplicably excited after hearing the word "strongest".

Seeing him walking slowly, I always struggled to jump out of his arms...

Damn, isn't this cute cat's strength a bit too much?

Thinking of the Mao Mao Piao Piao punch he received in the hotel today, Xia Youjie's vision went dark.

The not-so-long corridor is coming to an end. He has always maintained a stable and reliable appearance of an enthusiastic citizen. Is it going to be broken now?

Xia Youjie really wanted to turn around and leave.

But out of face, he still didn't choose this last resort.

So the brave leader held down the constantly struggling cursed cat, and at the same time resisted the call of the five enlightened spirits, just like an unfortunate passerby shuttled between love and justice, walking forward with a heavy burden ——

After all, I reluctantly came to take notes.

He ignored Gojo Satoru who kept calling him beside him, walked straight to the desk with a cold face, folded his sleeves and sat down.

"Name?"

"Xia Youjie."

"age?"

"eighteen."

The police officer who took the record looked up at Xia Youjie in surprise, his eyes were full of surprise: it wasn't because the young man in front of him didn't look like him, but because of his stable and reliable temperament, people would always ignore that he was actually a young man. .

"Current occupation or school attended?"

"I don't go to school anymore." Xia Youjie, who is no longer a conjurer and no longer needs to be bound by the rules and regulations of the conjuration world, was too lazy to approach science. He said bluntly, "Occupation? Currently the leader of Dark Reunion."

Gojo Satoru is waiting for his words!

"See? I told you that my companion is the current leader of Dark Reunion, you still don't believe me?" Gojo Wu Seal slapped the table, crazily defending himself: "He is really the strongest agent of human restraint!"

The elder sister of the police officer and the young police officer who took notes for Xia Youjie: "...huh?"

Good guy, are these two co-authors or two of the nesting dolls?

The two actually share a set of worldviews!

Gojo Gojo was so proud that he almost put his feet up on the ceiling: "Look! Look! This is my best friend! I told you I'm the strongest, why doesn't anyone believe me?"

The sister of the police officer silently replaced the broken fountain pen in her hand.

This kid is still going strong!

"By the way, why did you come to the police station?" Gojo Satoru asked.

Xia Youjie was silent for a while: "...to act bravely in the name of righteousness."

Gojo Wujo was startled: "What? You actually act bravely?! Even I got into fights!"

Xia Youjie couldn't hold back his words, in order to avenge the strange gossip rumored by Wutiao Wuluan before: "Really? I'm really sorry, who would have thought that you guys would be so hip."

Wujo Wuqi's akimbo: "Hip pull? Are you sure?"

Not to be outdone, he turned around with his invincible blue six eyes, and saw Xia Youjie's fair and beautiful face, as if, as if, possibly, probably... there was a faint red mark.

Wait, what mark?

Gojo Wu took a closer look, Oh my god!

You don’t know if you don’t look at it, it’s incredible to look carefully!My lips are bitten, I need to do something exciting!

What happened to him, his best friend to bite his lips? ! ! !

It's not that adult Gojo Satoru doesn't understand, he understands, he understands everything!

He clutched his heart that was alive and kicking, his voice trembling in shock: "Jie, as a close friend who has walked side by side for three years in this place full of darkness and curses, I want to ask you something."

Xia Youjie's eyelids twitched, and suddenly he had an ominous premonition——

"Did you secretly conclude a love contract that shouldn't be concluded with some strange cute little animal?"

The police officer's sister's eyes froze.

Hey, did you think you were on the set of "Magic Girl Madoka Magica"? !

Gojo Satoru didn't even have time to pause, and said the rest of the words in one breath: "Speaking of which, I've wanted to say it for a long time! Ever since the moment you entered the door just now, the death of my strongest agent With the magic eye, I have already perceived the truth hidden under the calm appearance!"

He looked at a place in Xia Youjie's arms that was constantly struggling: "You tell the truth."

"Isn't it the real reason for your defection?"

In a sense, Gojo Satoru, who has reached the high-level middle two domain like Kai Teng Shun, actually told the truth by mistake, even though he didn't know anything.

It's also outrageous.

The author has something to say: Before: Kai Teng Shun was right, but he wasn't right either.

Now: Gojo Satoru was right, but he wasn't right either.

Very good, as expected of being the strongest!