Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

Osamu Dazai crouched in the corner like a plucked quail, dejectedly, revealing [weak], [poor], and [helpless] both physically and mentally.

"I know I was wrong."

"I no longer dare to look for invisible boundaries."

Kai Teng Shun returned the doll and the hemp rope that had just been confiscated to Mimiko, and patted Mimiko's head: "Hold this well, don't let Osamu Dazai touch it again."

Mimiko nodded obediently while holding the magic tool.

Wearing a white coat, Mori Ogai came in from the sofa, holding a plate of crepes that had just been delivered from takeaway, and handed them to the black and white twin sisters with a smile: "Miss, if you don't mind, please Take it slow, use it, right?"

For some reason, Nanako pulled Mimiko back a step, looking warily at the bearded uncle in front of her.

"No need, Mr. Mori, my sister and I don't need it." Nanako calmly refused.

I don't know why, but I always feel that the uncle in front of me is like the kind of pervert who kidnaps and sells children on the street!

Mori Ogai was not discouraged when his plan failed.

He pretended to be a young girl, put the plate of crepes on the table, and sighed: "Is that so? But it doesn't matter, the crepes in this store are really delicious, my Alice sauce I like it too."

"It's really distressing to think about it. My lovely Alice sauce doesn't know where to go to play again."

"Oh, it's really not easy for us to be parents~"

Mori Ogai made a Xizi holding a heart shape, and said affectionately.

Osamu Dazai, who was punished to stand by the corner, chuckled: "Pfft."

Mr. Sen really has no shame, he is obviously the embodiment of his inner fantasy, and he still eats Alice sauce every day, playing with himself every day, it is really disgusting!Shame!

Kai Teng, who had just turned around, looked back vigilantly, a pair of gray-blue peach-blossom pupils glared at him, but because he was used to being soft since he was a child, he didn't have the slightest murderous look at all: "Dazai, what are you laughing at?"

Osamu Dazai also knew at this moment that he should fully cooperate with the performance of the Black Wings.

So he pretended to be sad again, and howled a few times without showing any acting skills: "I dare not, I will never dare again! I have never heard of any invisible boundary line!"

While howling, he pinched himself with his hands behind his back, so as not to laugh.

Fortunately, he sealed the true eye of the evil king. If only the left eye is exposed, he only needs one eye to contribute his precious acting skills, otherwise he would have to use the acting skills of two eyes.

Hai Teng Shun couldn't see the authenticity at all, and nodded with satisfaction: "You still have a little repentance."

This is probably the kind of parent who is particularly easy to deceive.

Dazai thought so.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai suddenly heard an annoying voice coming from the door of the clinic.

"I just talked to my agent and he said..."

Xia Youjie lifted the curtain and walked into the room.

He looked around the room for a week, glanced at Mori Ogai and Osamu Dazai, two supernatural beings who were not magicians, and said, "The reward is not much, only 200 million."

Wait, 200 million what?

The super-poor mantra suddenly raised his head, and Mao Mao was shocked: "What? Two, two, two million?!"

Although Hai Teng Shun's previous family background was relatively rich among his classmates, but he was only a middle class, no matter how much pocket money his parents gave him, tens of thousands at a time would last him a long time.

He has no concept of 200 million at all!

In Kai Teng Shun's barren brain, he couldn't even think of what to buy if he got 200 million yen at a time.

Is it a limited edition figure?But he is not the kind of figure collector.

Handsome shoes?But he is not Dongfang Jousuke, so he doesn't have that kind of extra needs.

Just like his former classmate Caihuya Fighter, one of Japan's top four chaebols, because he is too rich, he can only make Kaiteng Shun envy the other party's various game consoles with a villa, but he cannot have other ideas about his assets.

Even if the other party has a luxury cruise ship like the Titanic, he only remembers that the ship sank like the Titanic. What impressed him the most was the few days and nights when their classmates survived on the island. Panicked, but happy...

No no no, now is not the time to think about this!

Hai Teng came back to his senses in an instant.

But, damn it, is this the soul who wants to buy his Dark Wings with money?But he really wants it!But I'm too embarrassed to say it directly...

Damn, who wouldn't want money!

However, it would be too impolite to express it directly, it is really hard to speak... But, but...

"Want to go?" Xia Youjie asked with a smile.

The pinkness gradually climbed into the ears of the beautiful curse spirit.

Think, he thinks, he wants to go!

Make enough money to build a house!This is a great time to build another world infrastructure!

but……

Xia Youjie watched the other party's emotional changes, tears were about to come out, and he had to hold back, trying not to agree directly, just like a cute cat who hesitated and struggled...

For some reason, he suddenly regretted that he didn't rua a few more cat ears today.

"You really don't want to go?"

Xia Youjie was like a vile shit-shoveling officer who teased cats with fresh fish, his voice raised deliberately: "What a pity? I wanted you to go with me? Sigh, this is 200 million..."

Thanks to Outbreak Monkey, for the benefit of all cursers.

"Eh, eh?"

The grey-blue haired curse spirit opened his eyes wide, and looked at Xia Youjie with extremely painful eyes: ///Q^Q///!

Black Wings, stand up!Think about the seniors who have traveled through different worlds, you can’t ask for your face when you don’t want it, and you agree when you should agree. After passing this village, there will be no such shop!

Thinking about the Dark Flame Envoy who is still in the punishment station, who can't even finish the nine-year compulsory education at a young age, has no parents, and is heartbroken and sinks into the sea to find the invisible boundary line, it's really pitiful...

Think about your dilapidated little building again, you can't be the protagonist of another world like this!

At this time, the Meng King next door has already completed the achievement of bestowing the name on Quanlangling, what are you doing again, Wing of Darkness!

……

After a series of complicated inner struggles, Kai Teng Shun finally let his shame dokidoki break through the abyssal magic seal placed on his soul by the Dark Lord in extreme pain.

He tried his best to control his emotions, and he pretended to be calm even though his voice was already trembling beyond words.The hands that were wrapped in red bandages trembled and clasped their chests, and the voice gradually disappeared towards the end of the buzzing sound.

"Who, who said the Wings of Darkness won't go!"

"Hey, I... Of course my strongest fighter, the Black Wings, will go!"

Kai Teng Shun's voice seemed to be coming from the soul, just a few whispers like mosquitoes, as if he had exhausted all his strength: "I am the first to lead your important companion in this world, of course I have to accompany you is you……"

Under Xia Youjie's interested gaze, the grey-blue haired curse spirit could no longer speak.

Hai Teng covered his face in an instant, rushed to the toilet and shut himself up.

I'm sorry, his Dark Wings originally wanted to reprimand him loudly, but the leader gave him too much...

·

In the evening, the Tokyo Metropolitan Higher College of Conjuration was established.

After autumn, the number of missions gradually decreased, and the number of healing missions on the family's side also decreased.

"I can finally breathe a sigh of relief."

She lit a cigarette for herself, sat beside the white-haired conjurer in a very proud posture, and asked lazily, "Have you been free recently?"

Gojo Satoru looked at the anime on his phone, frowning as he was absorbing the power of Chuuji, he replied instinctively:

"Better than before."

"I have to go to the Tokyo Police Station after dinner. There is a first-level mission for the girl's disappearance incident, which is quite unusual."

In the animation on the screen, the blond-haired and red-eyed hero Wang Yingling was pulled into his own inherent barrier [Infinity Sword System] by the hero Emiya Shirou for a moment, and he didn't even touch the hilt of the deviant sword. His right arm was severed by the opponent's attack——

At the critical moment, the oldest human hero king in a black motorcycle suit barely escaped the male protagonist's blow, and said angrily: "Damn it! Now you are stronger——"

Gojo Satoru, who was obsessed with Two-dimensional and could not extricate himself, gasped instantly: "Hiss..."

Also being the strongest, he couldn't help but condemn this anime male lead.

This heart-piercing knife cut off not Gilgamesh's right arm, but the man who was stabbed by Zenyuan Shier a year ago, okay?It's too much, young people don't talk about Wude, come and cheat!Come and attack, my old comrade who is thousands of years old!

It's too much!

The smoke ring dispersed, and the short black-haired girl moved away from the pink lady's cigarette, and asked casually, "The hidden ghost incident? This kind of trivial matter can also be evaluated as a first-level thing. Those guys above really don't know what they are thinking."

"Who knows... ah!!! No, Ji-er-ga-mi-wh-"

Seeing the King of Heroes being crushed and beaten violently on the screen, Gojo Satoru felt the same way, and breathed out the lines when the male protagonist Sakura Manji in "Guilty Crown" had his right arm cut off:

"My, Wang Zhili!"

Home into the glass: "..."

She asked with concern: "Are you okay? If you forget how to use the inversion technique, I can provide free treatment for your brain."

Gojo Satoru couldn't stand it anymore.

Is there any reason for a human boy to beat a thousand-year-old man violently?

He turned off the screen in pain. Why are the powerful characters in anime always villains, and they have to be reduced to such a situation of being beaten up?Why, he couldn't figure it out!

From Uchiha Madara to Gilgamesh, he has had enough of this sad and unfortunate world.

"There is no place for us in this world anymore."

The white-haired boy turned around and looked at Jia Ruozi with a sad expression on his face. He stared at the girl's eyes as if looking at an insignificant mortal world.

"Reversal technique? Nitro, do you know that our generation has surpassed the limit of human beings, if you still treat us with that pathetic mortal wisdom, you are just asking yourself to be humiliated."

Gojo Satoru sighed.

The air fell into a stillness for a moment.

Jia Ruozi silently raised the brick that was at hand at some time.

"Don't move, I'll cure your brain right now!"

she said furiously.

Gojo Goto turned pale in shock: "What, Nitro Sauce, a weak person like you really wants to start a war with me? Oh, do you know that you are completely overestimated? Before we can do anything, you will be destroyed by my almighty Under the six eyes of—"

Brick came out of his hands.

"Gojo Satoru, I'm really angry!!!"

The two fought together.

After a few seconds, they also found that there was no sound of bricks falling to the ground.

Jia Ruozi and Gojo Wu looked up, and saw their head teacher Noctua Motha on the other side of the corridor with a dark face holding a brick and looking at them.

"..."

"..."

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