Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

Xia Youjie realized it.

The idea of ​​killing all the monkeys directly is still unrealistic. After all, there are so many monkeys. Before making sufficient preparations, they can only lurk in secret and wait for the day when the opportunity is ripe.

But he is not like his close friend Wujo Wu, who is born with a strong six eyes. Since he was born, his name has to be written in the directory of the three imperial families of the magic world, the Wujo family.And my parents, who are ordinary people who don't know magic power, want to carry out bottom-up reforms in a class as strict as the magic world, which is simply a dream.

Not to mention the super magician, that is, the super dog in the hands of those old oranges.

In essence, it is the difference between a guard dog and a Beagle or an ordinary pastoral dog.

But I still feel uneasy...Damn it!

No, the stupid monkey is still not worthy of letting him get rid of the curse, he will think that he is a ghost for the rest of his life!

Just as he was thinking rapidly in his mind, Xia Youjie suddenly and accurately captured a paragraph of content from the words of the super magic spirit in front of him.

"Look at me, after defecting from the organization Dark Reunion, although I have been hunted down by killers sent from the Presbyterian Church, I understand that one day, I will wake up from the dark flames, and then come to my homeland again, Those evil ones are banished from this world forever..."

Kai Teng put his left hand across his chest, and covered his right hand, which sealed the powerful Force, in front of his eyes, as if he could see another aspect of the world through his fingers.

"I have never regretted my decision to defect at the time."

Xia Youjie suddenly realized.

It turned out that what he really wanted to do was this!

That's right, since the magic world is so rotten, why does he continue to work for those guys?It's not the one and a half cents for being a conjurer, but it's because I work overtime 24 hours a day, summer and winter vacations are cancelled, and there are almost no days off throughout the year...

Even in the magic world, almost no one would understand his thoughts. Only by getting out of this environment can we find more like-minded companions.

Thinking of this, Xia Youjie strengthened his mind.

·

Just as Hai Teng was so happy, Xia Youjie, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke.

"you are right."

Xia Youjie raised his hand, and the super imaginary mantra "Before Incarnation of Yuzao" immediately disintegrated into several turbid airflows, merged into his palm, and disappeared without a trace.

He put his hands back into his trouser pockets again, as if he breathed a sigh of relief, or he had strengthened his determination, the color of his soul was lighter than before.

"I already know what to do, thank you very much."

"However, I will take these two children away."

What?Hai Teng subconsciously retorted: "No, I already promised them."

"I know. It's a bondage, right?"

Xia Youjie pointed to the hut over there, "We've been fighting here for too long. I think the villagers may have discovered what's going on here. If you want to shave their heads, you have to hurry up now." .”

Hmph, you still want to use a mere trick to divert the tiger away from the mountain?

Hai Teng instantly disdained: "After I bring them out, I will naturally go back."

Having said that, they went together to the hut where the girls were imprisoned.

"That's not what I mean. Those two children are natural conjurers. If I take them away, I can teach them conjuration and not waste my talent."

Speaking of this, Xia Youjie looked at the gray-blue haired mantra: "You are a mantra born from the evil of human beings, so you should understand what I say."

really.After all, the magic spirit and the magician are opposites. If the two girls are taken away by him, it is inevitable that they will not be able to join the camp of the magician. The practice of burning the letter does not make any difference.

Hai Teng immediately thought of this, and nodded: "After the matter is over, you can take them away."

The handsome boy with black hair walked in front, showing a silent smile.

It has been said that this curse spirit was born only a few days ago. He only knows about curse spirits and conjurers, but he didn't expect that the human heart is sinister.

Thinking of this, Xia Youjie took out the mobile phone from his pocket, and pulled out the original old mobile phone card from it with a few movements.

Use your fingertips, break it, and throw it away.

Unexpectedly, he is no longer a magician!

·

It was a terrible day.

In September 2007, 9 days after Xia Youjie, a special-class conjurer (3rd year of Tokyo Magic College) Xia Youjie, was dispatched to the old village of xxx, xxx county, it was confirmed that there were a total of 5 residents of the old xxx village in September 112. Permanent baldness.

Initially, the conjuration community speculated that it was the defected conjurer Xia Youjie who did it, but after analyzing Luan Fei, it can be concluded that it was the curse spirit.Two of the 112 villagers who suffered from permanent baldness said they saw a humanoid figure with long gray-blue hair and claimed that it was the culprit that made them like this.

The doubtful point of this incident is that Xia Youjie did not do anything superfluous except for filling out the work summary report except for the target curse spirit of this mission.

Although the reason for Xia Youjie's defection is unknown, according to Article 9 of the Conjuration Rules, as a conjurer, he should be the target of punishment.

As for the curse spirit involved in the case, the testimony of the two villagers is not credible.After the trial, the high-level conjurers preliminarily judged that it was the work of some kind of curse spirit born out of human resentment towards baldness, and included this kind of spell spirit in the records of the magic world for future reference.

In the conjuration world, there are different views on the defection of this super conjurer.

"What did you say? Xia Youjie defected?!"

Wearing a red and white shrine maiden costume, Ange Ji was standing on a busy commercial street in Kyoto, beside her was an internet celebrity ice cream shop with a super cute sign, and there was a line that could form two lines at the door.

In one hand, she held an Internet celebrity ice cream limited to cherry blossom flavor, and in the other hand, she held a mobile phone, listening to the first-hand preservation of ripe melons from a friend in Tokyo with a shocked expression on her face.

"No way, could it be that..."

An Geji suddenly thought of something, and her eyes lit up: "Do you still remember that night, Xia Youjie posted a circle of friends saying that he would never work overtime again? Could it be that he had already hinted at that time that he didn't want to work overtime?" ?”

Jia Ruozi silently lit a cigarette for himself, and sighed extremely old man: "Who knows? Maybe he just doesn't want to do it anymore."

After all, the job of a conjurer is highly dangerous, and they work overtime all year round. They don't send two caring text messages every day in the wind and rain, and there is no psychiatrist, which is not as good as those in ordinary high schools.

They are also paid by the government, but the benefits are worse than those of the Self-Defense Forces who only need to bask in the sun every day. It is human nature to want to change jobs.

"Glass, you are still too naive!"

An Geji took a sip of the sweet cherry blossom cone in her hand, and let out a CP fan's cry forcefully: "This is definitely for Junior Qihai!"

"Think about it, he was the one who ran all the way from the tram station to the ramen shop for Qihai! It was Yokohama at noon, the streets were full of people, and he could only run with his legs. You say this is not true love? What?!"

"Although we usually have a lot of training, even the physical training of a healer like you is the same as that of us fighters, but for the entire four kilometers, according to my calculations, he only ran a bowl of ramen. ...My God, what a touching Yokohama love story this is!"

An Ge Ji felt puzzled.

Isn't this kind of fairy love story still awesome?Knock off, my family!

Jia Ruozi took a puff of smoke, moved her right hand with the tail of the cigarette slightly away, and leaned lazily against the pillar behind, and said, "Are you sure? But I heard that in this old village incident, some villagers I saw a blurred figure with gray-blue long hair. However, the higher-ups thought it was the imagination of the villagers, but I always wonder if there is any connection between the two."

An Geji was excited: "Male or female?"

"I don't know." Jiarui Nitzi said: "In short, I think there are quite a lot of doubts about Xia Youjie's defection. The teacher is talking."

I don't know what An Geji was thinking about on the other side, she didn't listen to what was said at all.

"I understand." An Geji suddenly said.

What does she know?

I only heard a terrible deduction coming from the opposite side: "I suspect that this is not a sadomasochistic love melon, but a substitute melon."

That's right, it's the one-in-a-million stand-in melon that is always available in the bloody plot!

That suspicious person with gray-blue long hair is probably the new character who "I'm not here to break you up, I'm here to join you"!Think about it, just when Xia You and Qi Hai were in such a tense situation, when their one-year relationship was almost broken, a mysterious person suddenly fell from the sky and warmed Xia Youjie's cold chest...

An Geji was moved to tears by her exquisite brain hole for a moment.

Really, how could she believe in love again?

"Huh? What the hell is that?"

Jia Ruozi was left speechless by Angeji's guess. She was about to say something when she suddenly saw Gojo Satoru, who seemed to be covered in ice, walking quickly behind her, with an unprecedented serious expression on his expression.

"Five?"

She sat on the wooden bridge floor and called out to the white-haired boy.

Gojo Satoru turned around.

He looked at Jia Ruzi, with complex expressions in his pure blue eyes like a mirror lake, as if he regretted what he had done before, and then said:

"I'm really... the me before was really too much. During that time, Jie was not in a good mood. After returning from Yokohama, he also started to become weird. He often said some strange things, but I never paid attention to them. They even made up about him and Qihai."

"I really thought he ate too much cold noodles..."

"I'm so stupid!"

Gojo Satoru showed an expression more sad than crying.

Then Jia Ruzizi heard from the opposite side of the phone's microphone, the voice of An Ge Ji who couldn't hold back, laughing out of the ice cream.

What followed was earth-shattering coughing, panting, and then continued laughing while coughing and panting.

Jia Ruozi: "..." Ah, here.

"So what are you going to do?" She looked at this super conjurer who was already the "strongest" in the conjuration world, and asked.

Gojo Satoru was silent for a long time, then said:

"I'm going to ask, what's going on with Jie."

"I think I need to see him."