Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

Xia Youjie felt that things would definitely not be that simple.

But what is the truth of the matter, it is definitely the best choice to say less and make less mistakes. Even if you say a word more, it may become a shocking pit under your feet.

Although he didn't know that he was already at the bottom of the pit.

As usual, he said to Jia Ruozi: "Anyway, don't worry, it's just a small routine problem (sent in jail), although this time it was careless (failing to pay the loan), but there will definitely not be a next time."

"I still have something to do, so I will go back to the dormitory to rest first."

Xia Youjie used his indifferent and world-weary face and his all-purpose slip-up quotes.

Seeing this, it's not good for her to stop Xia Youjie from asking, so she nodded and made a strange empathetic gesture: "Then you go."

But, family members, she has found new information for Diva!

Watching Xia Youjie's figure gradually disappear on the gentle wooden corridor, Jia Ruzi quickly took out the mobile phone in his pocket, and sent the latest information to An Geji with a crackling sound.

[Home into the glass]: Confirmed, this melon is really sweet.

Far away in Kyoto, holding her mobile phone, she looked forward to the itching, anxious and anxious An Ge Ji to return on the spot in seconds.

[Um Singer]: Hurry up, hurry up, tell me in detail! ! (Rubbing hands in anticipation JPG.)

Back in the dormitory, Xia Youjie immediately turned on the air conditioner, changed clothes and took a shower.

Isn't that for sure? Why would someone play with his mobile phone first? He hasn't washed his hair or showered for two days!

He still has long hair!

It's almost rotten!

Not only was he in prison, but he also experienced high-intensity spell removal and exercise, not to mention a social death unimaginable in the middle. Who would have the time to play with a mobile phone first?If there was, it wasn't him.

In this way, rumors are like crisis public relations. After missing the best explanation period in the first round, he missed the second round as expected.

When the false chat records were forwarded wildly in the small group of magicians, Xia Youjie rode on the big magic spirit;

Xia Youjie was applying conditioner to his hair when the fake news blasted the magicians' circle of friends.

Finally, when Xia Youjie changed into a white T-shirt and black underpants, and walked into the long-lost happy air-conditioned room with steam all over his body, he sat on the edge of his soft bed, picked up his mobile phone with relief, and planned to see Wujo Wu and Wujou again today. What trash talk did he say.

Xia Youjie stared at the 99+ red bubble in the upper right corner of the app, lost in thought.

Isn't it that spells appear frequently recently, and everyone is working overtime crazily, 007?How come you have so much time to chat with him?

Even Gojo Satoru couldn't achieve 99+ by himself.

With that increasingly uncertain mood, Xia Youjie clicked on the icon.

"..."

After a long 5 minutes.

Xia Youjie slowly put down his phone, brushed back a few strands of wet black hair, picked up the remote control to turn off the air conditioner, took out a few banknotes and bank cards from the wallet on the desk, and then went out.

Sitting in the hallway chatting with the singer, Xia Youjie was covered with bluish-black magic power, and countless black magic spirits buzzing behind him, with an indescribable The terrifying low pressure walked past her.

"Hey, didn't you just come back, why did you go out again?" Jia Ruozi asked suspiciously.

Her gaze gradually moved up, and suddenly she saw Xia Youjie's rather ominous expression, and her deep eyes that were so calm that there was no wave.

Xia Youjie looked at his family, pursed his lips, and smiled: "It's okay, I've been too busy recently, I want to chat with someone."

It's over, you must know this expression!

His skills are all about healing, and in front of this group of crazy critics, he is almost as incapable of fighting as a family member who laughed awkwardly: "Hahahahahaha suddenly remembered that there is still a melon in the refrigerator, I'm going back to the dormitory first..."

That look is the look that wants to kill Gojo Satoru.

The family enters the glass and chooses to walk away.

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Yokohama, Saihachi Street.

After spending an hour, Kai Teng Shun finally comprehended a little bit of pinching skills through repeated failures, at least he pinched himself into a human shape.

But this kind of problem is very big.

How should I put it, compared to the handsome appearance before, he looks more beautiful now.

[Or you can make do with it. 】

The system persuaded without emotion, and with the help of the mechanical electronic sound, it sounded more like gloating: [Actually, it looks pretty good. 】

Hai Teng was desperate for a moment, and tears could not stop streaming down her beautiful face with sutures.

"Have you ever seen a strong biceps that can smash a wall with one punch, and a fierce female Yujie who is over 185 tall?"

The system is well-informed and has remained calm to a large extent: 【You at least keep your face, vest line and abs. 】

"But I pinched my boobs! Girls only have boobs! How should I take a bath!"

Hai Teng buried his face in his hands in a blink of an eye, humming: "Ugh...it's all my fault."

The system is also very sure: [Yes.But the mantra doesn't need to take a bath, it won't be dirty, and it doesn't have reproductive organs, so you can rest assured. 】

Kai Teng Shun's crying stopped, and then burst into tears even more aggrieved!

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! , so hard woo woo woo..."

Perhaps because of the discovery of conscience, the system gave a new suggestion:

[You can spend 30 skill points to exchange for a new R-level skill "History of pinching people" to get back your previous appearance. 】

"Ugh, what's the use?"

[Just like surfing the Internet, after you close some web pages, you can also retrieve them through the history. 】The system said: 【You can get back your previous initial appearance. 】

Kai Teng stopped crying instantly, his eyes sparkled: "Really? Can I change now?"

The system refused indifferently: [No.Your remaining curse value is 0, please try to collect curse value to exchange skills. 】

[By the way, your curse value can be obtained more quickly by clearing... seizing the fear and hatred of ordinary humans. 】

"Really? As long as I do this?"

Shortly after getting an affirmative reply, the system went offline as before.

It said that it was very busy, so it could only take time to go online and take a look. If Kaiteng Shun had something to do, he could use the system's skills and mall by himself, just like playing a game, very easy.

The tenth-level game king Hai Teng Shun said that there is no problem at all!

After communicating with the system, Kai Teng Shun found out that Dazai Osamu didn't know where to play.

It's over, what about the children?I won't take advantage of this moment to slip away again!

Knowing that Osamu Dazai always wanted to run away, Kai Teng Shun's heart tightened, and he rushed out, and saw Osamu Dazai not far away, holding a tattered black umbrella in one hand, tilting his head, looking at him expressionlessly. Looking at the blonde loli opposite.

"You, you, don't come here! If I come again, I will call Lin Taro!"

Osamu Dazai stood beside the cluttered space, showing a strange smile: "Why? Sister, I like you very much."

"nonsense!"

The blond mixed-race loli was wearing a red lolita dress, her expression was extremely nervous, but after hearing this, she couldn't help but retort: ​​"You obviously look much bigger than me!"

"Really?" Osamu Dazai said innocently, "I'm only 13 years old, and I'm still the age of the first year of my country. Sister, you pretended to be a child when you were old. Are you the little girl in COS "Orphan's Grudge"? "

"It's that perverted middle-aged woman in her 30s who pretends to be a few years old and kills people everywhere."

Osamu Dazai had just finished his mocking speech, when he turned his head and saw Kai Teng Shun coming out of the room.

Seeing Kai Teng Shun's new look, even his hair was tied into a single ponytail for convenience, and his femininity instantly increased by ten points. He was a little happy: "Well, have you become like this? You look pretty good."

Kai Teng Shun who was not happy at all: "..."

"Dazai, don't bully the little girl." Kaito Shun said.

Osamu Dazai asked blankly: "Is she? I don't have one."

"She has a personality type ability. The person who manipulates her might be a perverted idiot uncle who likes young girls. Who wants to call her a little girl." He cut off disdainfully: "Pretending."

As soon as Osamu Dazai finished speaking, a slightly magnetic male voice came out from behind, and said distressedly: "Oh, my Alice-chan? What's wrong with you, it's so pitiful, you're so scared."

"Rintaro!!"

Alice ran behind the visitor as if she had found a home.

She pointed at Osamu Dazai as if complaining, then pointed at Kai Teng Shun, and shouted softly: "He scares me! It's him, the new resident of the haunted building next door, and the human skin spirit next to him, the one covered in sutures people!"

Mori Ogai, who didn't even have time to change into his white coat, which was still splashed with fresh human blood, looked in the direction Alice was pointing at.

There, it was obviously an open space where sundries were piled up, and there was nothing there.

But as the holder of the ability "Vita Sexualis", that is, the actual controller of Alice, the old fox Mori Ogai is very clear that his ability will not deceive him.

She said someone, so there must be someone.

"Oh?"

Mori Ogai did not lose the wind, but asked Alice patiently: "What did that child say about you?"

Alice was wronged: "He said I was an old aunt in her 30s!"

"puff."

Kai Teng Shun couldn't hold back, and laughed.

"Rin Taro, look at that stitcher still laughing at me!" Alice stomped her feet angrily.

Hai Teng knew that he was wrong, and he quickly explained: "I'm sorry, I was just thinking about what to have for dinner today." This uncle also smells good, although it is not as good as Dazai, but it is also an excellent ingredient!

However, Mori Ogai's heart was full of turmoil.

How did the boy standing there see at a glance that Alice was his own humanoid ability?It also made Alice terrified. This is not her style. What is she afraid of?

And what about the invisible suture man.

Or, in fact, there are two supernatural beings with terrifying abilities?

"Rin Taro! Rin Taro!" Seeing that Mori Ogai ignored her, Alice yelled even more sharply.

The screams, together with Alice's whole body, disappeared into the air.

Osamu Dazai put down his hands and said flatly, "It's so noisy."

"A perverted aunt in her 30s pretending to be young."

The author has something to say:

On the surface: insulting Alice

Actually: insulting Mori Ogai

We all know what's going on (spread hands)

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Mori Ogai can't see the magic spirit here

But Alice is not human, so it can