Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

Returning to the original world is actually such a quick thing.

Kai Teng felt that he had just said goodbye to the leader Jai, and told Akutagawa to continue studying hard, take care of his lost sister, and let Atsushi Nakajima, who had just been expelled from the port Maifa, jump to the detective agency where Mr. Oda was, and return it to Yoshino Jun Hei Gojo Satoru's line number, if you want to transfer to another school, you can call this number, the other party is urgently recruiting students.

Everything seemed to be in order.

He didn't seem to have anything to take away, the only thing he was reluctant to part with was the person he had known for four years.

I feel reluctant to leave the world of Curse and return to the original world, and I also feel reluctant to leave the world of BEAST.

This reluctance was not only for his friends, but he also felt a dense sadness that he would never be able to return to the hospital he had run for four years and see the people he knew before.

Is it time to say goodbye?

"Don't worry, I'm a famous social animal in Yokohama, even Ango can't keep up with me." When the leader said this, he seemed to find it very interesting: "Oh, haven't I introduced Ango to you yet? He is—"

"Should be your friend?" Kai Teng Shun asked.

The leader Zai was surprised: "How do you know?"

"You, Ango Sakaguchi, and Sakunosuke Oda are friends in themselves, good friends who always drink together at Lupin's bar, aren't they?"

"……yes."

The young leader showed a faint smile: "Perhaps, we should be good friends."

should?Nonsense, you are!

It is said that twisted melons are not sweet, but when did he believe in this evil?

The twisted melon is very sweet!

Kai Teng Shun obviously felt it. It is estimated that Xiaotu Zaizhi, who has become the leader, is still the same as before. He obviously wants to have a good relationship with the other party, but he is afraid that he is the leader of Mafia at the port. The other party does not like him, so he just Observing secretly.

Because I was afraid of getting hurt, I simply didn't even know each other.

As if to avoid violent sadness.

"Mr. Oda, would you like to make a friend for this kid?" Kai Teng Shun turned his head directly, looked at the red-haired young man behind him, and said bluntly: "He admired you for a long time, but he didn't dare to know you because of his identity. you."

Leader Zai: "!"

Don't talk nonsense, he doesn't intend to disturb the other party anymore, and it's good to maintain such a nodding relationship, there is no such link in his plan!

Hai Teng dodged left and right for a moment, dodging the 90-point agility of the leader Zai with a dodge: "This child is arrogant, sometimes he says some irony."

"Wings of Darkness!" The leader Zai was impatient, and directly denied Sanlian: "I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

Kai Teng Shun: "Iron."

Oda Sakunosuke didn't expect that he would be named. In fact, he had a good impression of this young man. When he found out that he was the leader of the famous port Maifa, he was surprised.

"Okay." He said frankly, "Then we will be friends from now on."

The leader Zai froze for a moment.

In the world line of the original world, this is how he met Oda.

The other party didn't know that he was a high-level quasi-cadre, but thought he was a rich young man passing by in a white shirt, wandering in the ruins after the Longtou War, so he took him to a convenience store to buy a few rice balls, And let him go home quickly.

"You are really strange."

Osamu Dazai knew that according to the plot, the 16-year-old should raise his head at this time, reluctantly look at the red-haired young man who is much taller than him, and complain: "You are not my friend, why should I listen to you?" if?"

After preaching all the way, won't he be tired?

But Odasaku said that to him.

"Okay, we'll be friends from now on!"

...He and Oda Saku became close friends in this way, and after a few years, he should have watched the other party die in that western mansion in the setting sun, but he was powerless to save the other party's life.

Perhaps this is fate.

Do it again, the other party still wants to say that.

Saying the same thing, became friends with him again.

He had obviously thought about the rebuttal many times, but at this moment, he lost the courage to refuse.The leader, Zai, felt like a bewitched traveler. He didn't know what was ahead, but he walked into the vortex called "Friendship" without hesitation.

"……Hello."

He clumsily resembled a child who had just arrived in kindergarten to make friends, and said dryly, "My name is Osamu Dazai, and I am the leader of the port Maifa. Nice to meet you."

Oda Sakunosuke just nodded: "Oda Sakunosuke, a member of the Armed Detective Agency."

……

"That's it, and then the leader Zai and Oda-san became good friends."

Kai Teng Shun sat on the tatami in a certain room of Dark Reunion, and relayed the incident to Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakahara who were not present: "It's that simple."

Xia Youjie was away from the church for just a few days, and he accumulated a lot of things that he didn't deal with, so that he was surrounded by attendants when he came back, and he had to deal with those messy things first.

Even the leader cannot escape the fate of becoming a social animal.

So he let Kai Teng Shun take the two children to play flower cards in the room.

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't have the patience to play with this kind of thing, so he sat on the side, folded his hands on his chest, and said unhappily: "No matter which world's mackerel it is, I hate it very much."

Osamu Dazai played the deck of Minazuki, Hachifufudo: "My name is kindness."

"Kindness?" Zhong Yuan also sneered: "Go let my brother say goodbye to the culprit of all these troubles? That's not saying goodbye to you, Osamu Dazai."

At that time, he had to say that it was not good for them to be present, so he would be the pitiful leader Zai, who was about to say goodbye, and gave him some time to say goodbye, otherwise Zhongyuan Zhong would not reluctantly agree to this matter.

"Please call me by my nickname."

Osamu Dazai opened the only kite-colored eye, and the other was sealed with a white bandage: "As your future boss, I might remind you, please call me the true eye of the evil king, thank you."

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought of himself in that world: "I won't work for you!"

"You in that world think so too." Osamu Dazai leisurely changed cards, adding fuel to the flames: "Even wanting to kill me, but still protecting me diligently, saying no, but physically Very honest...you are so tsundere, Chuya-chan~"

"You are so arrogant!" Zhong Yuanzhong was also furious: "Your whole family is arrogant!"

"My whole family is dead, and only two older brothers are left fighting for the family property." Osamu Dazai didn't raise his head: "They are not arrogant at all. Don't use such cute words to call the two Baga, thank you."

Kai Teng Shun picked up a piece of Dorayaki from the side, and stuffed it precisely into Nakahara Chuya's mouth, and stuffed the other party's words into his mouth.

"Then work hard to get into college! Otherwise, you can only work for a Sanwu club like Maifa, which doesn't look at academic qualifications, but only looks at abilities."

He directly and accurately hit the lifeblood of the two: "I haven't had class for a week, and I will make up my homework after this game."

"The homework is still at school." Nakahara Chuya said.

Hai Teng smiled: "I have already called, and your head teacher has asked the class leader to send you the homework you owe for the week. The class leader is responsible, and I told you to complete it carefully, otherwise you will not be able to fully absorb the knowledge points. "

Nakahara Chuya: "?!!!"

He didn't expect to work hard for Dongda so soon?

Osamu Dazai was about to laugh when he heard Kai Teng Shun say, "By the way, Dazai, you haven't written your self-criticism yet, remember to write it and hand it over to your homeroom teacher."

The boy with kite pupils suddenly froze in his smile.

Review book?What review book?How can he not remember?

"Did you forget? When I left, I was invited to the school for tea by the head teacher because you were always making trouble that day. You said you went back to write the review, but you definitely didn't write it afterwards."

Hai Teng Shun had a complete insight into his mind, and urged coldly: "Go and write."

Osamu Dazai: "?!!!"

You have been traveling through the Dark Wing for four years, how do you still remember this stubble? !

This is not supernatural!

But it's like an arm that can't twist a thigh, and it's unreasonable for minors not to do their homework. Even if these two children will be famous in Kanto in the future, they will be sanctioned by their homework.

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After playing the flower cards, Hai Teng sent the two reluctant children to do their homework, and he transformed into a blue and white Yingshou, and began to tour around the holy places of teaching and learning.

But cute cats always stand out.

Not only the servants in the church, but even the believers like him.

It was the weekend, and there were quite a few ordinary people who came to Xia Youjie to solve their problems. Although it was still early, there were still a dozen sparse people gathered in the hall.

Suddenly a cute cat came over, no one would go far away to attract cats.

"Oh my god, it's so cute!"

"Is this the cat in the YouTube video before? I pretended to be possessed by evil spirits several times, just to suck cats, and this time I finally got it!"

"What a different pupil >~

"Shh, you still dare to steal the cat? Didn't you eat the melon before?"

"What melon?"

"Someone came to Dark Reunion to steal a cat in the middle of the night, but when the Police Department arrived, they found that the cat thief was pinned down by Mao Mao on the ground and punched by Mao Mao, and he was laughing...I couldn't stop drooling, like a fool It's the same..."

"I'm going, really? Is it really stupid to be punched by Maomao?"

"I don't know, anyway, I heard that [hehehe... cat cat... my cute cat... hehehe... the little cat is so cute...] like this, eight policemen can't hold back his smirk Crazy..."

"..."

It's been a long time since I heard such compliments, and Kai Teng Shun still feels a little nostalgic.

He was tentatively going to those people to enjoy the free cat-fessing service and rainbow farts brought by "Meow Wuwu", when suddenly a pair of hands stretched out behind him, quickly and firmly hugged Lan Baiying short.

"Black Wings, you are running around again."

The boy's voice was deep and unspeakable: "Wait for me to go back and spank your little ass."

"Meow?!"

Hai Teng instantly patted Xia Youjie's face with the pink meat pad in dissatisfaction, and directly drew a shallow plum blossom mark on the face of the young leader: "Meow! Meow! Meow!"

Nonsense, the leader will obviously only get you drawn by him!

Besides, Qi Mu has already agreed that in a few days, when he connects the two worlds, he will return to the original world, and he is not allowed to wander around?

Xia Youjie caught the cat's paws that were slapping cats on the face carelessly, and rubbed them without any trace. It didn't feel good.

So cute, Shun.

"Sorry, Black Wing is not a cat that can be masturbated casually."

Xia Youjie said to those ordinary people who were looking at each other about the setting of the Second Secondary School, he was serious and not joking at all: "He is our Dark Reunion's A-level fighter, in order to prevent my human classification plan, he used the forbidden technique of missing the soul, In the end, I accidentally reincarnated into Yingshou's body."

"He just happens to be so cute."

The young leader states the facts.

As for why he can suck cats at will?

He is the leader of the Dark Reunion, even if he wants to make a little disrespectful behavior to his beloved subordinates, his soldiers will bear the shame, won't they?

It's just... so cute.