Dressed as Human's Worst Curse

"Osamu Dazai, who is only 18 years old and will firmly sit on the throne of Hong Kong gangster cadres, faced the cruel side of Hong Kong gangsters for the first time on this day.

Instead of panicking, he dealt with the members who came to search him very calmly, and for the first time showed his astonishingly excellent qualities, successfully lured people away, and cleared himself of any suspicion.

This incident caused by the warehouse invasion was like a fuse, which directly catalyzed the new leader's determination to speed up the seizure of power, allowing him to wipe out all the confidantes and untrustworthy people around the old leader without bloodshed, and for the whole family. Years later the top position paved the way. .

As for this young Dazai cadre, no one knows what kind of thoughts were churning in his heart at that time. "

"The Story of Yokohama PortMafia: Biography of Dazai Officials"

Author: Ango Sakaguchi (Special Ability Division)

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The big man in black did not suspect him.

The appearance and temperament of the child in front of him were excellent, and it matched his words very convincingly, so he let go of the table where there was only one child, and went to harass the next innocent victim.

Seeing the figure of the big man in black leaving, Osamu Dazai returned to his usual boneless and lazy appearance, and leaned back on the chair.

Just now, his young heart planted disdain and dislike for Hong Kong gangsters, and he firmly decided that he would never work there in the future!

Help, port mafia is here?

Too stretched!

Osamu Dazai disliked the group in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face.He tugged on Kai Teng Shun's sleeve, triumphantly claiming credit like a child: "I drove them all away!"

Subtext: Since everything is fine, don't continue to restrain his free wild dog!

Let him fly happily, people just want to enter the water and end their extremely boring life, why stop him!

Hai Teng glanced at the child's shining eyes. Since he helped his parents take care of his younger siblings all the year round, he was already a skilled elder brother, and he naturally knew what he was going to do.

——Naturally praise him, care for him, let him know that he has recognized his efforts and rewarded him!

"Oh, our Dazai is really amazing!"

He gently rubbed Osamu Dazai's furry head, the messy black hair made the child look even cuter: "You are such a smart and alert boy, what do you want to eat for lunch today?"

Osamu Dazai said, "I want to commit suicide."

Ha, what?

At this time, Kai Teng Shun didn't even know that the system had secretly applied a masked word patch that was beneficial to the physical and mental health of children without his knowledge.

He was at a loss when he heard the harmonious silence: "What?"

However, Osamu Dazai's heart was quietly turned upside down.

No, how can you be so cunning?

He was sure that his words had no accent at all, and his words were correct, and it was absolutely impossible for him to be inaudible... Could it be that this curse spirit wanted to pretend like Grandet did not understand, so as to be sloppy about certain things, and then designed to make the other party Complete the information for yourself?

Wow, as expected of a human curse spirit, with such sinister intentions!

The curse spirit is not like a human being, once it is targeted, it will never escape.Osamu Dazai knew that his plan to sneak out this time was a complete failure, so he could only take advantage of this opportunity.

"Then I want to eat canned crab meat!" He slapped the seal on the table: "It's just noon."

Hai Teng instantly built an image of canned crab roe in his mind.

Canned crab meat, cold.When my younger siblings were young, my parents did not agree to feed them. The main reason is that children are prone to illness and their stomachs are very fragile, so they cannot eat this kind of food often.

He took another look at Osamu Dazai's thin and thin body.

The place with the most remaining flesh on this child's body is his soft and tender belly with baby fat!

It's so close to being malnourished!

The child had just finished jumping into the sea yesterday, and there was only a little smell of the sea in his stomach, and he rinsed it with cold water. This morning, he can be called a steel bone without a fever, let alone continue to eat this kind of raw and cold food.

Hai Teng, who took a second to complete the calculation in his head, said relentlessly, "No."

After he finished speaking, he felt that it was a bit embarrassing to say so, so he explained what he was thinking in a soft tone, and then proposed an idea that he had already imagined many times.

"Want to eat ramen?" Kaito Shun asked expectantly.

Dazai took a step back, but stayed true to the crab-centric fundamentals: "crab ramen."

However, Kai Teng Shunlang's heart is like iron: "Now is the ocean fishing ban period, there is no fresh crab meat?"

"Then canned crab meat."

"No, you will have diarrhea."

“Canned crab meat + ramen!”

"You know what, if you get dysentery, you'll—"

"Really? Will you die? Will you die?" Xing Xingyan asked.

Hai Teng Shun recalled his high school biology class, and relayed the teacher's original words: "No, it's just that life will be worse than death for a short time."

Osamu Dazai immediately changed his face in disappointment: "Cut."

It's really boring, let's think about other ways to commit suicide.

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Finally went for ramen.

Fortunately, the owner of the ramen is very skilled, and this bowl of ramen is not bad at all, but because he can't eat canned crab meat, Osamu Dazai, who is too sad, has nowhere to dump his negative emotions, so he pours the black mud on the little waitress.

"Hi, welcome to the store! Are you the only kid? What would you like to order?"

The little waitress who couldn't see the magic spirit was smiling and walked towards the store to meet the 13-year-old child.

Osamu Dazai glanced at the curse spirit beside him.

He raised the corners of his lips maliciously, pretending to be innocent and said: "What kind of person?"

"There are obviously two people? Next to me is a big brother covered in sutures. Can't you see my sister?"

Not long ago, I watched the horror movie "Earthworm Man 1" under the temptation of my best friend. At this time, the fear in my heart was still lingering, the waitress girl: "?!!!"

Obviously, obviously there is only one child.

Where did the second person come from?

Seeing this situation, the bad boy Osamu Dazai was even happier: "We want two pork bone ramen~"

But the little waitress could only force herself to smile and said, "Yes, is it? It's ok."

"Thank you sister, you are so kind!"

After Osamu Dazai finished speaking with a smile, there was a small fist of love on the head. It was not heavy, but it was enough for him to remember.

He raised his head dissatisfied, and saw Hai Teng hurriedly bowed and apologized to the waitress girl, and because he was very embarrassed, he sweared several times in the middle.

The waitress girl just greeted Osamu Dazai uneasily and left.

After taking his seat, Osamu Dazai couldn't help complaining: "Even if you bow 90° to apologize, she won't see you, so what's the use of doing that."

"But there's a difference between saying it and not saying it."

I saw Hai Teng Shun said in a natural tone: "It's her fault that she can't hear, I won't say it's my problem, now I will take care of you temporarily, you can be rude if you are still a child, but if I also talk to you Bullying others together, didn't I set a very bad example?"

After all, he took care of his younger brother in the same way. His younger brother trusted him so much. If he did such an excessive thing, wouldn't he be sorry for the image of his dark wings in his younger brother's heart?

That won't work!

"Anyway, Lord Black Wing forbids you to do such excessive things in the future." Kai Teng Shun looked into Dazai Osamu's eyes, and said softly but loudly: "It's not safe now, and the waitress just took advantage of it. College students who come to the store on weekends to work and study, you still say such scary things, it is too much."

"Then won't you eat?" Osamu Dazai asked.

Kai Teng Shunxin said of course he wanted to!

Although he has become a curse spirit, human food has lost 95% of its appeal to him, and of course he can still taste it if he eats it.But how to put it...

Yes, but not necessary.

"But Dazai ordered everything this time, for your kindness, let me eat with you~"

Hai Teng Shun held his face and said softly, one gray and one blue different pupils looked like a pair of gemstones under the sunlight, transparent and beautiful.

Osamu Dazai suddenly felt a little indescribable.

What, isn't this curse spirit saying that good people are evil?He abides by the moral rules of human beings even more than those human beings, what is he trying to do?

His malicious release turned into good intentions in his eyes?

Wait, maybe it is.

Osamu Dazai suddenly found himself ignoring a serious problem.

He didn't understand the curse spirits, and had never communicated with them in depth, so he naturally didn't know how the curse spirits felt.

Maybe, in the eyes of the human evil curse spirit, doing things by himself will make him feel "good"?Or make him happy?

But why did he stop himself from doing this?

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The ramen was made quickly, and when Osamu Dazai repeatedly compared and calculated in his mind, two bowls of ramen that looked delicious were served.

The snow-white ramen is soaked in the golden soup, kelp shreds, a few slices of bacon, and dark green kelp are entwined into a ball, a piece of seaweed is inserted obliquely into the edge of the bowl, green green onion, and a soft-boiled egg lying on it cutely .

Whether it smells or looks, it is delicious.

Although the little waitress was scared, she still put down two bowls of ramen on the booth for two, and said as sweetly and gently as possible: "You two, please take your time. If there is anything else you need, you can press the electronic bell on the table to remind I."

"Thank you." Kai Teng Shun thanked obediently: "I still hope that you can forgive the child for his previous faux pas."

Osamu Dazai struggled for a while, and finally said reluctantly:

"I'm sorry, big sister, I shouldn't have scared you on purpose just now."

The waitress was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Oh? It's okay. Later, I thought it was because some relatives and friends of yours passed away, and I couldn't accept the reality for a while, so I told me so."

Dazai suddenly froze.

eh?

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While the two were having a pleasant and loving conversation, the person sitting behind their booth felt like a formidable enemy.

——That's a super magic spirit, eating ramen with a child who can see magic power?

He doesn't believe it.

But with his current strength, there is absolutely no way to ensure that he can escape unscathed while protecting everyone in the store. After all, he is not the strongest one, let alone...

He has dropped out of the High School of Conjuration.

Now he no longer wants to have anything to do with the bullshit magic world, and even the certificate of the second-level magician has been returned to the school along with the school uniform and equipment.

Having lost his position as a conjurer, he is completely unqualified to make a move.

The 17-year-old former social animal Qihai Jianren struggled for a long time, but decided to take out his mobile phone and save the country.

【Information has been sent】

【Recipient: Xia Youjie】

If it's that one, he should understand me and keep it a secret, right?