When the strongest human being reincarnated into a dog

Shuocangwan's being cheated made Riyaozhi's already unsatisfactory reputation even worse.

It is reported that Zhiluo, another cousin of Riyaozhi, found Shuocang Wan, first gave him a family-friendly fist, and then pulled his collar and roared: "Before there was the King of Fighting Tooth, and after that there was Shuocang Wan , Sunny Branch has no reputation at all!"

"You don't understand!" Saku Cangmaru roared back, "If you really love someone, you won't care about her species, let alone her past."

Zhiluo: "Then she cheated you out of your money."

"..."

Shuocang burst into tears. He had been alone for more than 300 years before he finally touched the girl's little hand.I thought it was a destined marriage, but I didn't expect it to lie to the dog.

One hundred thousand demon beads, each one is his sincerity.He had already thought about the name of the future cub, but who knew that the other party ran away with money, only wanting his money, not even his body.

Anyway, be greedy, you are too much!

Shuocangwan's bark was so loud that it shook the sky, Zhiluo couldn't help but gave him the Poyan Fist again.After discovering that the fist is useless, in order to prevent his brother from losing face outside again, he had to send him to the dog brother's house.

"Wang, general, I didn't mean to disturb, but it's really inappropriate to let Shuocang Wan out."

After all, they are of the same bloodline, and the Sun branch has not produced anything for 700 years, so they naturally help if they can, and they just hug each other to keep warm and depend on each other.

The dog brothers took in Saku Cangwan, and because they had to go to school during the day, they let Zhiluo live in temporarily, and took care of this cousin who was in love and broke up on one side for a few days.

Zhiluo agreed.

He is also a dog who has been single for a long time, and basically has the skills that single men know.In addition to three meals of Poyan Fist with Shuocang Wan every day, the rest is dust removal, cooking and cleaning.

Self-disciplined dogs are often the most attractive. He currently knows a blue-haired, twin-tailed flower fairy on Twitter. The other party is a cute and sweet girl named "Zhensha".I got along very well with him, and I have already made an appointment to meet at a cafe in Kanagawa on the weekend.

Thinking of this, Zhiluo's eyes were gentle, and he despised Shuocangwan even more.My brother usually looks so shrewd, and he never suffers in business. I didn't expect that once he fell in love, he would have no brains, and the one he likes is still a mantra.

Unlike him, for thousands of years, even if they were in love, they had to talk to monsters.Although the opponent is not of the same race, he is a monster anyway.After meeting and confirming the identity of the other party, he will be able to officially get married in a few years.

"Saku Cangmaru, I'm going on a date this weekend, don't be stupid again."

Shuocangwan took a sip of mineral water: "You don't understand."

It's not speculative, but on the weekend, Zhiluo went to a cat cafe in Kanagawa for a date, and met the lovely flower girl Zhensa.The other party was dressed as a student, wearing a sailor suit and carrying a schoolbag. She was a quiet girl.

Zhiluo carefully sensed the other party's breath, and determined that Zhensha was a weak flower essence.It's just that there is a strange wave of mantra power on her body that belongs to the mantra.

Zhiluo: "Why do you smell like a curse spirit?"

"Does this mean?" Zhensha took out the sunny doll from her schoolbag, which is a low-level curse spirit, "I'll keep it as soon as I see it's cute, if you don't like it, I'll take it..." The voice became more and more Wronged.

Zhiluo: "Ah, it's okay."

The two had a great chat on a date, and Zhiluo was still smiling when they left.As time goes by, Zhiluo goes out more and more frequently, and Sakusangmaru gradually recovers from the blow of broken love.

In Yuan Yiyan, everything is moving in a good direction.

At the beginning of October, a flower spirit borrowed Prison Gate Frontier from Xiguo's official website, because the other party had given enough demon pearls and also met Master Zhiluo.

It's just that when counting the demon beads, the big demon was a little puzzled: "Why do these demon beads have the breath of Master Saku Cangwan?"

"I heard that Sakuso Maru lived with Orra in Kanagawa recently, so it must be a confusion when getting the money."

Forget it, don't worry about the affairs of the Riyao branch, so as not to be beaten.

On the other end, the real person who successfully deceived the two dogs and borrowed the prison gate returned to the stronghold of the Kanagawa sewer, and received the eyes of a crowd of curse spirits with extreme admiration.

That's great, real man!Make yourself into a woman and cheat two dogs one after another, that's awesome!

Limei: "How did you do it?" You can actually play the dog around.

The real person flicked his long hair, full of flair: "First of all, you have to be brave to be a woman."

Limei who is still beaten as a woman: ...

"Secondly, you have to be serious about falling in love with the other party and talking about getting married." The real person imparted experience, "They have been single for so many years, of course they will give me whatever I want. I am the only one who can succeed.”

Yan Suo: "Oh."

"Don't believe it." The real person laughed, "I am a curse spirit born from the human heart, and I am very clear about human desires. If they like women, I am a woman; if they like men, I am a man; if they like demons, I am a demon; I want to curse the spirit, even more."

"I have everything he wants, and it's hard if I don't succeed."

The curse spirits cheered happily: "As expected of a real person! It's easy to do such a thing as being taken care of!"

Lisuo and Limei: ...There is always a sense of foreboding.

Sure enough, the real person succeeded twice, and he became more courageous: "The Sesshomaru and Inuyasha you are talking about, I think they are similar to those two stupid dogs. They are all of the same blood, and they must not be able to withstand the offensive of love. You Don't you want to send them away on the day Wujo Wu is sealed? Let me do it!"

Yan Suoqi asked, "What are you going to do?"

"That white dog has lost love. He's been getting drunk all the time. He has no fighting spirit." The real person said, "I want them to become like this, and they can get rid of it when they get it. As long as they are busy losing love, they won't have time to look for us again." trouble."

All the curse spirits: "The real person is too powerful!"

Limei: "... I wish you success." I am not optimistic about you.

……

The real Aquaman's career has begun!

He sits in the stronghold of the sewer every day, rubbing the Internet of cat cafes above him sometimes, holding three mobile phones and opening three accounts, and starts flirting with white dogs, and jumps side to side.

When chatting with Zhiluo, he is a cute and shy sister with two ponytails.

When chatting with Yuanyi, he was a noble, glamorous and arrogant Yujie.

When chatting with Sesshomaru, he is a very active and enthusiastic girl with vitality.

There are only hoes that don't work hard in the world, and there is no corner that cannot be dug!Zhenren deeply believed in this fallacy, and based on his understanding of the souls of humans and dogs, he vowed to make all the Sun Yat-sen sticks fall under his nine-point pants.

It's a pity that not every dog ​​will have a heartbeat, and more often, a dog will make a woman's heart beat.

Zhenhong: "General Xiguo, I just browsed your Twitter and found that you are a self-disciplined and masculine man! You have a good figure, do you often do exercises? If possible, can you be my personal trainer?" The attached picture is a beautiful face just pinched by a real person.

Yuanyi made no response.

Zhenren suspects that he is not working hard enough, so he uses the "True Red" account to post every day.It wasn't until Friday night that he finally received Yuanyi's reply: "Sorry, no, I have to do my homework."

homework?

The real person was shocked!

But he didn't give up and still persevered.But Yuanyi gave him very few replies. When he asked about reading, Yuanyi pushed him "Selected Epitaphs": "My brother likes to read it very much, you should read it too."

The real person grasps the key point: My brother likes to watch it very much!

Very good, he has a common language to chat with Sesshomaru.The real person quickly flipped through "Selected Epitaph", and used the account of "Zhenye" ​​to interact with Sesshomaru, but he did not expect that Sesshoumaru was basically not online.

The most terrible thing is that Sesshomaru is rarely online once. When I see him by chance, I ignore the post-reading testimonials that he spent a lot of time writing, and just say: "Dead things have no value."

"You are noisy."

He blocked his messages.

Real person: ...

He is going to be angry, and the consequences will be serious.He changed his account and another way to continue flirting with Sesshomaru, but he didn't get any response.And Yuanyi's end was also lost, the other party only "sorry" or "rejected", let alone doors, there were no windows.

Please, give me a foundation!

Real person: "General, I love you very much and want to date you."

As soon as Yuan went online two days later, he was blocked.

Real person: ...

The hit Zhenren was in a bad mood and decided to go to the cinema to watch a movie.He wants to find inspiration from dark movies, and comfort his hurt heart by imagining the process of dog abuse.

It's just that the three villains in the movie theater were too noisy, and he was so angry that he turned them into monsters.But he didn't expect this scene to be seen by a student with a bit of magic power.

Real person: "Don't try to run away!"

Shunping was so scared that the popcorn dropped: "Don't come here!"

Maybe Junpei has the potential to attract scum, but he was caught by real people.

……

Junpei didn't go to school the next day, and he didn't give a note.Yuanyi asked his two friends, but he didn't hear anything about Junpei.

The intuition was wrong, Yuanyi rushed to Junpei's house, but saw Junpei's mother Yoshino Nagi pale: "Shunpei didn't come home last night."

It's worth it!

If the president of the film club is gone, who will write the movie viewing records and post-reading reviews, and how can he and his brother earn credits?At that time, the film club that lost Shunping will only have four members left, and it will not be able to survive at all. Do he and his brother still want to change clubs?

No, going to the sports club is bullying the children, but if you don't go, there will only be flower arrangement clubs and cooking clubs left.

Yuan Yi realized the seriousness of the matter.

He immediately told Sesshomaru about the matter, and it happened that the two cousins ​​at home were also there, so he dragged his family and dogs to find Shunping following the smell.

Not to mention, the dog hair amulet he once wore on Shunping was really useful, no matter where Shunping was, he could find him.

Yuanyi led the brothers into the sewer, and they endured the discomfort of their noses to enter the real man's den.Then, there is no more.They saw the real person who was bewitching Shunping. He was a super-class curse spirit with long blue hair braided into three strands. His appearance and breath were indescribably familiar.

In the broken wardrobe next to it, there was a schoolbag and sailor suit.On the sofa next to the closet, there are piles of high-end dresses and high-heeled shoes, some of which are high-end pearl and shell jewelry only produced in the Western Seas.

Real people saw them, they met real people—

Shuocang Wan was shocked: "Mako, it's you!" He said even louder, "You're actually a man!"

God, he thought he had managed to touch the girl's little hand, so it turned out that even this was an illusion?ah!

Zhiluo turned pale with shock: "Zhensha, it's you!" Louder, "You pretended to be a little demon to lie to me!"

Real person: ...

Brother Dog: ...

Some things seem to be understood without further words, Yuan Yi looked at the two cousins ​​in a daze, and didn't know where to start asking.Sesshomaru turned his head directly, seeing that it was clear, he really didn't expect that there were only four white dogs in Riyaozhi, and half of them were deceived by the same curse spirit.

Even a king like him has to think, is there something wrong with the bloodline of Riyao Branch?

No, he has no problem.

Saku Cangmaru: "Zhiluo, what are you talking about, he is Masa? I remember Masa, isn't it the flower essence you've been playing with recently?"

Zhiluo's face was extremely ugly: "Was he the real son before, the woman who lied to you?"

But he's a man now.

Too much, really too much!They can be deceived by women, as long as the other party is a woman, no matter how much thought, energy and money they spend on her, they can't care about it.

But man, a man...

Dog monsters are a group with fierce male competition. When they grow up, they will separate because they reject the smell of the same sex.Even with the development of technology so far, they can remove the smell on their bodies to achieve the mode of getting along with brothers and friends.However, it is impossible to make them like creatures with handles!

"Liar, kill you!"

Real person: ...

Every Aquaman ends up overturning.

The author has something to say: PS: The real person: I was so scared that I quickly became a big beauty!

Brother Dog: ...

Cousins: ...

PS: Cousins: Stick it!

Real person: Hehe.

Brother Dog: Go away.

Real person: I love you so much!