What's wrong with my mother adding special effects to my wife?

In the name of "recovering illness", Xu Chuilu has been in a panic these few days, and has grown lazy.The journey is busy and the driving is tiring. Naturally, there is no such luxury and comfort as Yeyuan's freedom to eat and sleep.The important thing is that apart from Ye Yao, no one else visited, and when she walked around the garden, she did not see a man.

Xu Chuilu was very pleased to be treated like this in the enemy camp.

Therefore, she became more and more convinced of the feasibility of her plan. Lianyi Villa is not a place to stay. If disputes can be resolved, it is not impossible to be a master of special effects. Where is it not to work?

Of course, Xiao Fangdao couldn't understand her happiness, he just felt that this person was heartless and upset when he saw her.

Today, as soon as she stepped into the door, she saw the other party gesticulating in the air with a focused expression and a paradoxical posture.

Xu Chuilu quickly withdrew his hands and said enthusiastically, "Ah, you're back."

Although this situation is not the first time, Xiao Fangdao still frowned: "Are you again—"

"Drawing." She emphasized again that this is by no means a strange witchcraft, it is just an ordinary floating drawing board, but it is invisible to others.

"I see that you have been so 'hardworking' recently, what is the reason?"

Xu Chuilu didn't figure out the sarcasm in her words, and said honestly: "Because of Shenghua, plants have various shapes, not as simple as hookahs. If they want to be realistic, they must be carefully copied."

"You really enjoy these things?"

Xu Chuilu's thinking is different from that of the Jianghu people.Lou Yuge single-handedly stigmatized special effects as an expression technique, which makes others intimidated and difficult to appreciate and evaluate purely from the perspective of the picture. Judging from Xiao Fangdao's description, Lou Yuge's Wuque is strong. Yes, but it may not be good-looking, and there is not much reference value.She could only draw while thinking based on her previous experience, and the progress was naturally slow.

"Not to mention, it's a pastime." Xu Chuilu thought of something, and suddenly said, "Do you have any favorite flowers? Grass or trees are also fine."

Give Xiao Fangdao a chance to customize special effects, and it can also be used as a birthday gift, killing two birds with one stone!

"No."

The other party answered coldly.

"Is that annoying?"

After all, you can use the method of elimination.

"Yiu, Si." She lifted the back of her robe and sat opposite Xu Cuilu, "I ate too much when I was a child, but now I feel sick when I see it."

"It's not good to be picky eaters. And vegetables are not on the list of our discussion, is there anything else?"

Xiao Fangdao paused: "They look similar, what's the difference?"

"?" Xu Chuilu couldn't believe it, "there is a big difference, the color, shape, smell, habit, and moral character...Although most of them are literati's self-indulgence."

Xiao Fangdao fell silent, as if he was really thinking about the difference.

Xu Chuilu thought about her uncritical attitude towards gifts and the practice of "only paying attention to the heart" in giving gifts of the Unfeeling Sect, as well as Xiao Fangdao's slow reaction on the day of her "transformation", a terrible guess suddenly arose in her heart——

Xiao Fangdao won't have aesthetic defects, right? !

Impossible, how could the characters in her works not have any aesthetic qualities?Soon, she comforted herself and said that some people are born with no feelings for flowers and plants, and she can't recognize the herbs that Cangwu taught her, it's normal, normal.

However, with the purpose of seeking truth and being pragmatic, Xu Chuilu still asked one more question: "What about other things, such as dishes, cups, pots and pans..."

"Just use it."

"Of course they can all be used. If two jugs of the same shape and size were placed here, what would you choose?"

"Choose as you like, or choose whoever is closer to your hand."

No, this example is also inappropriate. Most ordinary people don't get entangled in the minutiae of life, and the principle of proximity is not wrong.

Xu Chuilu thought for a while, but still did not give up: "Then, what about people? In your eyes, there is no difference between beauty and ugliness?"

"The likes and dislikes of Yan and Mei are mostly determined by the heart. You can say yes or no."

If someone else said this, Xu Chuilu would definitely praise her high awareness, but Xiao Fangdao's answer obviously had the intention of evading the key points, so she would not be fooled.

"The suzerain is right. People's hearts are biased, and personal preferences vary widely. Therefore, it is harmless for us to discuss in private without hurting others."

Xiao Fangdao leaned back a little, and sat upright for a few minutes. Xu Chuilu saw a line of "tension" in the fan-shaped diagram.

This made her even more surprised—could this kind of question also make Xiao Fangdao anxious?

"What do you want to say?"

"I'm a little curious, just asking casually." Xu Chuilu chose his words carefully, and said slowly, "How many people can be called 'beauties' that the suzerain has seen in his life? Regardless of gender, regardless of age."

The other party frowned, as if thinking hard.

After a long time, she calmly uttered two words that did not surprise Xu Chuilu.

"No."

Xu Chuilu adjusted his strategy again: "Okay. How about I say the names of a few people, and the suzerain give their appearances according to his own heart?"

"can."

She carefully reviewed the names of the people she had seen and known so far, sorted them out in her mind, and then said the first name.

"Ye Yao."

"vulgar."

Xu Chuilu immediately clenched his fists, and then thought, after all, this is the enemy's wife, and it is reasonable to have some subjective emotions, so he gritted his teeth and spit out the next name.

"Bai Xingyun."

"Ugly."

?

no problem.He is also the head of the enemy camp, Xiao Fangdao certainly can't make any positive comments.

"Wind Talisman."

"can see."

Hiss, luckily Fengfu didn't hear this.

"Water ripples."

"mediocre."

Xu Chuilu has already understood what the fatal flaw of No. [-] Under Heaven is. This cannot be explained by simple aesthetic differences. She doubts that the "human" in Xiao Fangdao's eyes is no different from orangutans and apes as long as they have facial features.

"Ruan Xunxiang."

"No wonder."

"Cangwu."

"Normal."

"He Chengze—"

"Everywhere."

Xu Chuilu's blood pressure rose, and she was pissed to death. She threw out the last question without hope: "Xiao Fangdao?"

"Ok?"

The other party seemed to regard this as a call rather than a question, Xu Cuilu's heart fluttered, and he explained: "How do you view yourself?"

Xiao Fangdao's eyes froze slightly, and after a moment of blankness, a slight disgust rose in his eyes.

"It's as ugly as dirt, it's unbearable to look at."

Xu Chuilu suddenly stood up and said angrily, "You—"

you scold again?

She pounded fiercely all the way. A well-known painter has never been insulted like this since she took up a pen!No matter how tricky Party A is, he would not carry out such a straightforward attack!

Xu Chuilu felt angry and shocked at the same time, but he couldn't explain why this emotion came from, as if teeth fell into his stomach, he was extremely aggrieved.

Xiao Fangdao obviously didn't expect her reaction to be so violent, so he also got up, wondering: "Why are you angry?"

"Because you—you lied."

"I have promised to answer from the heart, so I will not lie."

Xu Chuilu: No, you should stop following your heart, let me continue to live in the false dream of feeling good about myself, thank you.

She poured herself a few sips of cold tea and managed to calm down.Xiao Fangdao's eyes are not accurate, why should she be angry at the thoughts of a person born with flaws.

……

No, I'm still very angry.

Xiao Fangdao rarely saw her showing such an expression, so he couldn't help but began to examine whether his answer was offensive.However, the result of her recollection analysis was naturally—no.

That can only be Xu Chuilu's own problem.

Xiao Fangdao thought calmly.

"Is there anything else to ask?"

"Gone."

Xu Chuilu's heart was ashamed, and he had long since given up struggling.

"You even asked 'Xiao Fangdao', why didn't you ask 'Xu Chuilu'?"

Xu Chuilu's heart was full of alarm bells: After attacking my painting, you want to attack me?Is this what people do?

but--

She was still curious: "Okay, then tell me about me."

Seeing Xiao Fangdao's earnest thinking, she felt a chill in her heart, and hurriedly added: "If the truth is too ugly, it's okay to lie."

So she got the most human-like answer today.

"...not bad."

Unfortunately it is fake.

Xiao Fangdao's lying skills are not very good, she can't even keep her gaze unchanged.

When she said this, she didn't dare to look directly at herself, which shows how much this lie goes against her heart.

Xu Chuilu sighed, turned and left.

"Thank you, I'll go for a walk."

"..."

Xiao Fangdao sat back to his original place with a calm expression, but the redness behind his ears did not disappear for a long time.

……

Shui Lian thought over and over again, and finally decided to go to Shuge to have a look.

It is safe to stay in the guest room, but it is actually a kind of escape. It is not beneficial to the suzerain or to oneself. Instead of living empty and waiting for death, it is better to find a way to break the situation as soon as possible.

He picked a clear noon, put on a heavy and formal blue-black robe, chose a brush, took his saber, and went to the Zhixu Building in the village.

Standing in front of the building were two guards with sabers and hanging swords, Shui Lian immediately felt relieved, choosing this time to visit was to meet in public in broad daylight, so as not to be framed by others, it was a private tryst.

The guards were not surprised when they saw someone coming, and after listening to Shui Lian's explanation, they only said: "Guests from the villa can enter and exit Zhixu Building at will, and we will let you through after we confirm that you have no flammable objects on you."

Shui Lian was a little surprised, but could understand the guard's caution.

He handed over the fire folder that he carried with him, untied his outer clothes, let the other party check it, and then rearranged his clothes and walked in slowly.

There is no bright light in the bookstore, and one side of the desk is placed in front of the door on the east side. The strong warm sun projects the white awn on the same brilliant gold.Therefore, his gaze was first captured by the mask, and then slowly spread to its owner.

Surrounded by silence, he deliberately stepped up his steps, not wanting to make his approach seem too sudden.

"Second miss."

The girl glanced back when she heard the words, quickly put down the dominoes in her hand, turned over the book, and covered the ebony blocks under it.

This movement naturally couldn't hide from Shui Lian's eyes, he was a little surprised, he thought that He Zhiyou was a well-behaved boudoir lady, but he didn't expect that he also had a playful side.

The other party turned the wheelchair, faced him, and said uncertainly: "You are..."

"I am a disciple of the Unfeeling Sect, Shui Lian."

She obviously knew the name, and was not surprised by his visit, so she smiled very relaxedly and said, "Young Master Shui is not the one you like, why is he also called Second Miss?"

Sure enough, she also had no intention of marrying.

Knowing the attitude of the other party, Shui Lian felt relieved: "Then in your opinion, what should I call it?"

"It's just a name." She looked up at him, "You call me Zhiyou, I can also call you Shui Lian, how easy it is."

Shui Lian lowered her eyes slightly, but did not speak.

"Can you move a chair and sit down?" He Zhiyou blinked.

"Uh, I'm just standing..."

"You're too tall." She looked at her legs.

Shui Lian's face became hot, he subconsciously took this as a polite exchange, he never thought that for a person who couldn't stand up, what he said just now was simply a heart-breaking theory.

He looked around, found a low pear wood stool, and sat down in front of He Zhiyou. Even so, he was still much taller than this frail and thin girl.

"Sorry to bother you...reading."

"You should have noticed that I'm not reading at all?"

Shui Lian was choked by her bluntness, and said helplessly, "Yes, since you don't want to read, why are you sitting in the Book Pavilion?"

He Zhiyou smiled and said, "Since you don't want to marry, why did you come here to find me?"

"..."

She opened the booklet and put the dominoes one by one into the box: "People always do some useless and stupid things. Although it is foolish to deceive one's ears and steal one's bell, it has the effect of self-consolation."

Shui Lian frowned: "You think it's a stupid thing for me to come to you?"

Most of her appearance was covered under the mask, only revealing a pair of bright eyes and half of pale lips.

"Shui Lian, do you know where Zhixu Building is?"

"Please enlighten me."

"It's the Library Pavilion of Lianyi Villa, and it's also the place where the fire broke out seven years ago." The corners of her lips raised exaggeratedly, "Because the fire almost took my life, my father ordered that the fire be destroyed in the building. Do not place candles and oil lamps, close the building at night, and no one is allowed to enter, even if there is an urgent matter, you can only use pearl scale powder to assist vision."

"The former alliance leader thought carefully, and I didn't bring Huo Zhe in, so I won't break the rules."

He Zhiyou chuckled: "Your fault lies in being too obedient, stepping on the owner's trap every step of the way."

Shui Lian's heart was slightly suffocated, and the other party's words were not malicious, but her innocent and light tone was faintly jumping with a kind of cruel cruelty.

"If the Zhixu Building leaked again, who would do it?" She pitied his stupidity, and could only give some hints, "You stepped into the gate of the Zhixu Building in full view, and there were only you and me inside. Since that incident, I have been afraid of fire, and I will never let myself get a little bit of sparks."

"You—" he said in astonishment, "I didn't bring anything, the guards can testify."

"Really?" He Zhiyou looked at the soft sword on his waist.

"This thing is at most used to kill people, how can it start a fire?"

"Have you forgotten whose subordinate and descendant you are?"

Shui Lian was startled, and suddenly clenched the hilt of his sword.

Ming Chi, he forgot there is Ming Chi!

If He Cheng really used this method to frame him, it would be a small matter to pay for his own life, and it would be a great disaster if Ming Chi reappeared in the world.On the eve of the martial arts conference, he acted recklessly, treated the martial arts alliance as nothing, and harmed "innocents" like He Zhiyou, wouldn't he be even more reckless than Lou Yuge back then?

He Cheng, on the other hand, can completely push the boat along the way, and make Xiao Fangdao end up in the same fate as Lou Yuge by taking advantage of the fear and fear of the factions.

He stared closely at those eyes that were as clear as a child, and said in a deep voice, "If this is He Chengze's arrangement, why did you tell me?"

He Zhiyou didn't answer, but started another topic on his own.

"Actually, just three years ago, they all called me 'Miss'. I am the only daughter of the He family, and I can fully deserve this title."

Shui Lian felt that everything about her was weird and creepy, but she didn't interrupt her almost raving self-report.

"Later, when my elder brother died of illness, I asked them to call him 'Second Miss', because I didn't want people to forget that I still have an older brother. Death is the only way to die. If people forget it again, they will really lose their souls. Everyone It is said that my brother and I have a very good relationship, and I miss him like this." She looked at Shui Lian again, "But my mother was not happy, she thought I was using this title to blame the owner of the villa, I didn't mean that, not to mention the owner of the villa How can you compare yourself to me?"

Shui Lian's eyes became colder: "What exactly do you want to say?"

"I have always kept my own place. When my brother was around, I was the younger sister. When he died, I would obediently be the 'Second Miss'. I couldn't figure out why the owner chose an outsider to take over. After seeing you, I Only then did I realize..." She turned the wooden wheels on both sides, leaned closer to the handsome face that was almost feminine, and said softly, "You are not an 'outsider'."

Shui Lian was shocked and stood up abruptly.

His thoughts froze suddenly, he knew he couldn't stay here any longer, what He Zhiyou wanted to say was definitely not what he wanted to hear - no matter what it was!

He really shouldn't have come.

"Second miss, take your leave."

"If you leave like this, my hypothesis just now will come true. Are you going to be a coward?"

"You put the fish on the chopping board and blame it for not escaping from the fishing net before you drop the knife. Is there such a reason?"

He Zhiyou pursed his lips and smiled: "I'm joking, I like you so much, how could I hurt you?"

"..."

"But we can't get married, because, after all, you are my close relative—the elder brother of me and my brother."

The author has something to say: Dao, you won't be able to find a wife like this.

(It’s my favorite part again. Lao He’s lines in Chapter 64 actually mentioned——