What's wrong with my mother adding special effects to my wife?
Chapter 3. No Martial Arts
Xu Chuilu didn't know the origin of this person, but could only judge from his clothes and beautiful appearance that this person was probably Xiao Fangdao's most trusted disciple.
She behaves strangely and speaks in an overly intimate tone. It doesn't look like she is delivering food to undercover criminals, but rather like feeding domestic animals such as cats and dogs...
Even so, Xu Chuilu decided to put down his chopsticks.
After the exhaustion just now, the physical strength has dropped a little bit, from double digits to single digits. The brighter red color is unbearable for people like Xu Chuilu who start to fidget when the battery power of the mobile phone is below 50.00%. She believes in herself If you don't eat anymore, I'm afraid you will soon die from exhaustion.
The girl looked at her with a smile, showing no intention of leaving.
Xu Chuilu had no choice but to hold up the bowls and chopsticks, and nodded to her timidly, "Thank you...thank you."
"Ah, can you talk?"
Just as Xu Chuilu stuffed a mouthful of rice into her mouth, her exaggerated exclamation almost flicked her tongue.
Dare to feel that she was regarded as dumb.
"……Um."
"The suzerain didn't answer when he asked you just now?" She moved closer, the faint fragrance of Koudan lingering in Xu Chuilu's nose.
"Because I didn't hear clearly."
She lowered her head to pick up the rice, indulged in this decent lunch, and temporarily put aside her resistance to talking to people.
"What?" The girl raised an eyebrow in surprise, and began to look at this gray bird-like failed undercover agent again, "Just because of this?"
"Well, I don't know martial arts."
Xu Chuilu ate attentively.
"Hee hee, I know, you fell to the ground before the suzerain made a move, your limbs are limp like noodles, let alone a warrior, you are not even as good as a lady in a boudoir. But does this have anything to do with what you just said?" She It seemed that he became interested, his tone remained unchanged, but the contempt in his eyes faded a lot.
Seeing that her physical strength had returned to double digits, Xu Chuilu slowed down the speed of chopsticks a little: "Because I don't know martial arts, my hearing is not as good as yours. Just like just now, if you hadn't knocked on the door, I wouldn't have known anyone was approaching."
The girl's smile became subtle: "Oh?"
"The martial field is very windy, the suzerain is far away from me, and I don't know how to distinguish people's breath. I didn't hear her words clearly for a while, so I didn't dare to answer randomly—"
Before she finished speaking, a gust of wind blew by, and the chopsticks in her hand disappeared.
It appeared between the two fingers of the girl's right hand.
Very quick fingering.
"It's a good one who doesn't dare to answer indiscriminately." Her eyes turned cold. "Sovereign, you are so cautious when asking questions. If I asked you, you would be full of tongues! What, you look down on me?"
The face becomes faster.
Xu Chuilu's hands were empty, and she couldn't hide anymore, she could only look up at her: "No, I saw that the girl treats me kindly and is cute, so I said a few jokes. I thought you just asked me casually, Just answer at will."
Her face changed slightly, and she threw the chopsticks back into the plate.
"Heh... I did ask casually."
Xu Cuilu gave herself a piece of ribs as a reward - she won the bet.
She said that the girl asked casually, and if the other party wanted to deny it, it would be admitting that she was investigating her origin and purpose.Since Xiao Fangdao wanted to interrogate her himself, he probably didn't want others to do it for him.
It seems that although this person is lively and perverse, he is somewhat afraid of the suzerain.
"You look cowardly and honest, but you don't change your face when you make up nonsense. I didn't dare to look at you when I thought you were guilty. Now..." She listened to Xu Chuilu's uninterrupted eating and drinking, Gradually becoming irritable, "Hey, do you really have bad ears?"
Xu Chuilu glanced at her, swallowed what was in his mouth, and then slowly said: "Although it was just a joke, there are also many truths."
"Huh? Like?"
"The girl is indeed beautiful and lovely."
This straightforward compliment came out of her mouth without the slightest intention of flattery. The girl narrowed her eyes and lazily stretched out the ending: "Oh, how beautiful am I?"
Xu Chuilu put down the bowls and chopsticks, and answered fluently: "Almond eyes and peach cheeks, face like a full moon, a pair of willow eyebrows are well drawn, the depth is suitable, and Kou Dan on her fingers is bright red like fire, which matches her complexion. In addition, the girl has a comfortable body, smiling and looking around. It is more light and beautiful than sitting still, which is rare."
"you……"
The girl's eyes widened, and she didn't know how to respond for a while.
She shifted her gaze a little flustered and annoyed: "Didn't you just keep talking while eating, why don't you eat now?"
Following her words, Xu Chuilu picked up the porcelain bowl and said in a low voice, "It's not appropriate to judge others' appearance, and it would be even more rude if you don't pay attention to the other person's appearance."
"You are extremely hypocritical! Hmph, no matter how many good things you say, I can't do you any favors."
Xu Chuilu seemed a little disappointed: "Can't you even ask for a pot of water?"
The girl choked again: "You're talking nonsense just to... ask for water?"
Xu Chuilu nodded.
The girl looked disgusted, but turned around, swept out of the firewood room, and went to the dining room on the left.
Linglong's beautiful figure floated out of her sight without any surprise, and the half-open wooden door didn't even move a bit.
In the eyes of Xu Chuilu, who does not know martial arts, such lightness kungfu is so mysterious that it is close to illusion. She couldn't help but start to think about the level of other people's kungfu.
Her pupil color was dyed a little darker by Zhan Nian Yi Si.
"Chaolu, will the 'color' and 'quality' I have used be saved in the system?"
[Will do. ]
"The default black line in the artboard represents 'shape' and does not contain 'color', right?"
[Yes. ]
"Then how did I behave?"
[…well, it's a surprise. ]
Xu Chuilu snorted lightly.
Zhao Lu paused for a moment, seeming a little confused: [Did I offend you in any way? ]
This system is far more "smart" than she imagined.
"You didn't show up when someone pointed a sword at my forehead, and you didn't give a hint when I was confused about the girl's identity. I thought you were worried that our conversation would be heard by others—but, We were still talking for a few seconds before she entered the room, and it is impossible for her to be unresponsive to this with her quality. Therefore, my communication with you is automatically blocked."
[I did not hide this from you, I—]
"You didn't take the initiative to mention it, you just created this illusion with coincidental silence to better observe and examine me. I trust my feelings, and you don't need to deny it."
[I think you are too sensitive. ]
"Really? Some people think sensitivity is a disease, some people think it's a gift, but to me it's a way of seeing things. In our conversations, you reveal a long-term interest that you may not even be aware of. the arrogance of the perpetrator. Guidance, can be a precursor to control."
[It's beyond my expectation that you think so.I am willing to swear by my sincerity. ]
Xu Chuilu's expression was unclear: "You said, we are a cooperative relationship, but judging from the current situation, I do need your help, but you don't need me."
[it's not true……]
She pressed her forehead and shook her head: "I don't want to go into the details, and I don't intend to accuse you. In fact, I just want to tell you that you are very important. So, when I call you later, please don't lose the chain. "
[Okay, I will follow your instructions. ]
Xu Chuilu quickly ended the exchange, because the girl's movements were too fast, and the voice in her head hadn't completely subsided before the other party stepped into the firewood room with a bowl of clear water.
A piece of jade wrist was stretched out, and the small ripples on the water surface reflected the dancing waves on her skin.
"Here, come with me after drinking."
Xu Chuilu took it with both hands, but didn't drink it immediately.
She wanted to extract the quality of "water", but found that the material ball that appeared by itself without any effort just now was only a half of small bubbles faintly emerging from the water surface.
[The host, the purer the substance, the more difficult it is to extract, and it may be difficult to succeed in a short period of time. ]
Seeing that she was about to "look through the autumn water", Chao Lu couldn't help reminding her.
And she never gave up.
The water was cool to the touch, not like it had been poured from a teapot or a stove, and it was clear and clear, which is difficult to achieve in rivers or streams.
If the category referred to by water is too large, then replace it with a certain kind of water.
Well water... could it be well water?
As soon as Xu Chuilu thought, the transparent sphere suddenly rose up, and the slowly flowing new substance - well water, was collected in the bag.
Of course, this consumed a lot of her stamina. The ten points of stamina recovered from the meal just now have been used up by half, and the number displayed behind the orange progress bar has dropped to 15.
"Hey, what are you doing standing there?" The girl glanced suspiciously at the unmoving waterline, "Don't dare to drink? Is it because I'm afraid I'll be poisoned..."
She suddenly became angry, and made a gesture to grab the porcelain bowl: "Then give it back to me!"
—the moody little lunatic.
Xu Chuilu bit the mouth of the bowl and drank it quickly. The sweet well water washed away the dryness and thirst in her throat. Although she burped all over, she still felt much more comfortable.
Sure enough, seeing her impatient panic, the girl smiled happily again: "Let's go."
She wiped the grease stains on her mouth with her cuffs, and stood up slowly with her hands on the ground.She knew that she had hypoglycemia, she would feel dizzy if she stood up hastily, so she could only slow down her movements.So when she stood in front of the narrow door, the girl's figure was already on the path ten feet away.
Tomorrow is reflected in the sky, the breeze is gentle and smooth, the gloomy mountain scenery in front of her was once a touch of dark green in her pen, but now it is pouring towards her with such a majestic power.
This short pause aroused the dissatisfaction of the girl who was waiting in the distance, she rushed over and scolded: "Why are you so slow—"
After looking at Xu Chuilu's whole body, her dissatisfaction suddenly turned into surprise: "You... Unexpectedly, you are quite tall. Such a thin piece, like a ghost."
……
Xu Chuilu reluctantly accepted this as a compliment.
"I don't know how to fight—"
She interrupted with a wave of her hand: "I know you are a bit smart, and you know that the only way to save your life is to show weakness in this situation. But you must know that not knowing martial arts will never be evidence to clear the suspicion. With a little bit of martial arts, I'm afraid I would have died standing here long ago."
Although the tone is impatient, the words are not insincere.
"Thank you for reminding me, girl. But I want to say... I don't have light skills, and no matter how hard I work on my legs, I can't match the girl's body." Xu Chuilu lowered her head and looked down, her pale and withered face showed a bit of helplessness, "Besides, You are right, with this appearance, if you want to drag me or carry me, I am afraid that I will be broken halfway."
The girl squinted her eyes and scoffed, "You still know you're useless."
"Yes, so I ask the girl to walk more slowly, otherwise, running back and forth like this will waste my strength."
The other party raised his eyebrows slightly, and did not speak any more, but slowed down following Xu Chuilu's pace.
The road leading to Xiao Fangdao's residence is extremely long, unlike Xu Chuilu's imagined lobby and main hall, this path seems to be connected to a secluded quiet room.Surrounded by green bamboos, the fragrance of tea is far away, completely inconsistent with the overall style of the Unfeeling Sect, and even the name on the plaque has an inappropriate Zen meaning - Youxinju.
How could this be, is it because she found a certain Taoist temple as a reference when drawing the scene?
But soon, this subtle sense of incongruity was overshadowed by something more discordant.
The door of Yau Xin's house was half open, and there was a muffled sobbing sound from inside.
The intermittent, aggrieved and helpless cries came from a man.
Ah, this... is, quite exciting.
The little painter who had read countless books stopped in his tracks, but pricked up his ears.
She behaves strangely and speaks in an overly intimate tone. It doesn't look like she is delivering food to undercover criminals, but rather like feeding domestic animals such as cats and dogs...
Even so, Xu Chuilu decided to put down his chopsticks.
After the exhaustion just now, the physical strength has dropped a little bit, from double digits to single digits. The brighter red color is unbearable for people like Xu Chuilu who start to fidget when the battery power of the mobile phone is below 50.00%. She believes in herself If you don't eat anymore, I'm afraid you will soon die from exhaustion.
The girl looked at her with a smile, showing no intention of leaving.
Xu Chuilu had no choice but to hold up the bowls and chopsticks, and nodded to her timidly, "Thank you...thank you."
"Ah, can you talk?"
Just as Xu Chuilu stuffed a mouthful of rice into her mouth, her exaggerated exclamation almost flicked her tongue.
Dare to feel that she was regarded as dumb.
"……Um."
"The suzerain didn't answer when he asked you just now?" She moved closer, the faint fragrance of Koudan lingering in Xu Chuilu's nose.
"Because I didn't hear clearly."
She lowered her head to pick up the rice, indulged in this decent lunch, and temporarily put aside her resistance to talking to people.
"What?" The girl raised an eyebrow in surprise, and began to look at this gray bird-like failed undercover agent again, "Just because of this?"
"Well, I don't know martial arts."
Xu Chuilu ate attentively.
"Hee hee, I know, you fell to the ground before the suzerain made a move, your limbs are limp like noodles, let alone a warrior, you are not even as good as a lady in a boudoir. But does this have anything to do with what you just said?" She It seemed that he became interested, his tone remained unchanged, but the contempt in his eyes faded a lot.
Seeing that her physical strength had returned to double digits, Xu Chuilu slowed down the speed of chopsticks a little: "Because I don't know martial arts, my hearing is not as good as yours. Just like just now, if you hadn't knocked on the door, I wouldn't have known anyone was approaching."
The girl's smile became subtle: "Oh?"
"The martial field is very windy, the suzerain is far away from me, and I don't know how to distinguish people's breath. I didn't hear her words clearly for a while, so I didn't dare to answer randomly—"
Before she finished speaking, a gust of wind blew by, and the chopsticks in her hand disappeared.
It appeared between the two fingers of the girl's right hand.
Very quick fingering.
"It's a good one who doesn't dare to answer indiscriminately." Her eyes turned cold. "Sovereign, you are so cautious when asking questions. If I asked you, you would be full of tongues! What, you look down on me?"
The face becomes faster.
Xu Chuilu's hands were empty, and she couldn't hide anymore, she could only look up at her: "No, I saw that the girl treats me kindly and is cute, so I said a few jokes. I thought you just asked me casually, Just answer at will."
Her face changed slightly, and she threw the chopsticks back into the plate.
"Heh... I did ask casually."
Xu Cuilu gave herself a piece of ribs as a reward - she won the bet.
She said that the girl asked casually, and if the other party wanted to deny it, it would be admitting that she was investigating her origin and purpose.Since Xiao Fangdao wanted to interrogate her himself, he probably didn't want others to do it for him.
It seems that although this person is lively and perverse, he is somewhat afraid of the suzerain.
"You look cowardly and honest, but you don't change your face when you make up nonsense. I didn't dare to look at you when I thought you were guilty. Now..." She listened to Xu Chuilu's uninterrupted eating and drinking, Gradually becoming irritable, "Hey, do you really have bad ears?"
Xu Chuilu glanced at her, swallowed what was in his mouth, and then slowly said: "Although it was just a joke, there are also many truths."
"Huh? Like?"
"The girl is indeed beautiful and lovely."
This straightforward compliment came out of her mouth without the slightest intention of flattery. The girl narrowed her eyes and lazily stretched out the ending: "Oh, how beautiful am I?"
Xu Chuilu put down the bowls and chopsticks, and answered fluently: "Almond eyes and peach cheeks, face like a full moon, a pair of willow eyebrows are well drawn, the depth is suitable, and Kou Dan on her fingers is bright red like fire, which matches her complexion. In addition, the girl has a comfortable body, smiling and looking around. It is more light and beautiful than sitting still, which is rare."
"you……"
The girl's eyes widened, and she didn't know how to respond for a while.
She shifted her gaze a little flustered and annoyed: "Didn't you just keep talking while eating, why don't you eat now?"
Following her words, Xu Chuilu picked up the porcelain bowl and said in a low voice, "It's not appropriate to judge others' appearance, and it would be even more rude if you don't pay attention to the other person's appearance."
"You are extremely hypocritical! Hmph, no matter how many good things you say, I can't do you any favors."
Xu Chuilu seemed a little disappointed: "Can't you even ask for a pot of water?"
The girl choked again: "You're talking nonsense just to... ask for water?"
Xu Chuilu nodded.
The girl looked disgusted, but turned around, swept out of the firewood room, and went to the dining room on the left.
Linglong's beautiful figure floated out of her sight without any surprise, and the half-open wooden door didn't even move a bit.
In the eyes of Xu Chuilu, who does not know martial arts, such lightness kungfu is so mysterious that it is close to illusion. She couldn't help but start to think about the level of other people's kungfu.
Her pupil color was dyed a little darker by Zhan Nian Yi Si.
"Chaolu, will the 'color' and 'quality' I have used be saved in the system?"
[Will do. ]
"The default black line in the artboard represents 'shape' and does not contain 'color', right?"
[Yes. ]
"Then how did I behave?"
[…well, it's a surprise. ]
Xu Chuilu snorted lightly.
Zhao Lu paused for a moment, seeming a little confused: [Did I offend you in any way? ]
This system is far more "smart" than she imagined.
"You didn't show up when someone pointed a sword at my forehead, and you didn't give a hint when I was confused about the girl's identity. I thought you were worried that our conversation would be heard by others—but, We were still talking for a few seconds before she entered the room, and it is impossible for her to be unresponsive to this with her quality. Therefore, my communication with you is automatically blocked."
[I did not hide this from you, I—]
"You didn't take the initiative to mention it, you just created this illusion with coincidental silence to better observe and examine me. I trust my feelings, and you don't need to deny it."
[I think you are too sensitive. ]
"Really? Some people think sensitivity is a disease, some people think it's a gift, but to me it's a way of seeing things. In our conversations, you reveal a long-term interest that you may not even be aware of. the arrogance of the perpetrator. Guidance, can be a precursor to control."
[It's beyond my expectation that you think so.I am willing to swear by my sincerity. ]
Xu Chuilu's expression was unclear: "You said, we are a cooperative relationship, but judging from the current situation, I do need your help, but you don't need me."
[it's not true……]
She pressed her forehead and shook her head: "I don't want to go into the details, and I don't intend to accuse you. In fact, I just want to tell you that you are very important. So, when I call you later, please don't lose the chain. "
[Okay, I will follow your instructions. ]
Xu Chuilu quickly ended the exchange, because the girl's movements were too fast, and the voice in her head hadn't completely subsided before the other party stepped into the firewood room with a bowl of clear water.
A piece of jade wrist was stretched out, and the small ripples on the water surface reflected the dancing waves on her skin.
"Here, come with me after drinking."
Xu Chuilu took it with both hands, but didn't drink it immediately.
She wanted to extract the quality of "water", but found that the material ball that appeared by itself without any effort just now was only a half of small bubbles faintly emerging from the water surface.
[The host, the purer the substance, the more difficult it is to extract, and it may be difficult to succeed in a short period of time. ]
Seeing that she was about to "look through the autumn water", Chao Lu couldn't help reminding her.
And she never gave up.
The water was cool to the touch, not like it had been poured from a teapot or a stove, and it was clear and clear, which is difficult to achieve in rivers or streams.
If the category referred to by water is too large, then replace it with a certain kind of water.
Well water... could it be well water?
As soon as Xu Chuilu thought, the transparent sphere suddenly rose up, and the slowly flowing new substance - well water, was collected in the bag.
Of course, this consumed a lot of her stamina. The ten points of stamina recovered from the meal just now have been used up by half, and the number displayed behind the orange progress bar has dropped to 15.
"Hey, what are you doing standing there?" The girl glanced suspiciously at the unmoving waterline, "Don't dare to drink? Is it because I'm afraid I'll be poisoned..."
She suddenly became angry, and made a gesture to grab the porcelain bowl: "Then give it back to me!"
—the moody little lunatic.
Xu Chuilu bit the mouth of the bowl and drank it quickly. The sweet well water washed away the dryness and thirst in her throat. Although she burped all over, she still felt much more comfortable.
Sure enough, seeing her impatient panic, the girl smiled happily again: "Let's go."
She wiped the grease stains on her mouth with her cuffs, and stood up slowly with her hands on the ground.She knew that she had hypoglycemia, she would feel dizzy if she stood up hastily, so she could only slow down her movements.So when she stood in front of the narrow door, the girl's figure was already on the path ten feet away.
Tomorrow is reflected in the sky, the breeze is gentle and smooth, the gloomy mountain scenery in front of her was once a touch of dark green in her pen, but now it is pouring towards her with such a majestic power.
This short pause aroused the dissatisfaction of the girl who was waiting in the distance, she rushed over and scolded: "Why are you so slow—"
After looking at Xu Chuilu's whole body, her dissatisfaction suddenly turned into surprise: "You... Unexpectedly, you are quite tall. Such a thin piece, like a ghost."
……
Xu Chuilu reluctantly accepted this as a compliment.
"I don't know how to fight—"
She interrupted with a wave of her hand: "I know you are a bit smart, and you know that the only way to save your life is to show weakness in this situation. But you must know that not knowing martial arts will never be evidence to clear the suspicion. With a little bit of martial arts, I'm afraid I would have died standing here long ago."
Although the tone is impatient, the words are not insincere.
"Thank you for reminding me, girl. But I want to say... I don't have light skills, and no matter how hard I work on my legs, I can't match the girl's body." Xu Chuilu lowered her head and looked down, her pale and withered face showed a bit of helplessness, "Besides, You are right, with this appearance, if you want to drag me or carry me, I am afraid that I will be broken halfway."
The girl squinted her eyes and scoffed, "You still know you're useless."
"Yes, so I ask the girl to walk more slowly, otherwise, running back and forth like this will waste my strength."
The other party raised his eyebrows slightly, and did not speak any more, but slowed down following Xu Chuilu's pace.
The road leading to Xiao Fangdao's residence is extremely long, unlike Xu Chuilu's imagined lobby and main hall, this path seems to be connected to a secluded quiet room.Surrounded by green bamboos, the fragrance of tea is far away, completely inconsistent with the overall style of the Unfeeling Sect, and even the name on the plaque has an inappropriate Zen meaning - Youxinju.
How could this be, is it because she found a certain Taoist temple as a reference when drawing the scene?
But soon, this subtle sense of incongruity was overshadowed by something more discordant.
The door of Yau Xin's house was half open, and there was a muffled sobbing sound from inside.
The intermittent, aggrieved and helpless cries came from a man.
Ah, this... is, quite exciting.
The little painter who had read countless books stopped in his tracks, but pricked up his ears.
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