Xianzun's daily life of chasing husband

: "No, no, just make the best use of everything. Recently, the enchantment of returning to the ruins has broken, and the demon world is swaying. I think this bead will be able to protect the immortal. Of course, with the martial arts of the immortal, even without the pill, it can still sweep the world." Thousands of troops are invincible!"

The so-called ability to flatter horses is nothing less than this person.

But the moment Gu Zhao caught sight of the bead, a trace of coldness spread from his eyes until it was three feet frozen, piercing to the bone.

Wang Xinghe felt that something was wrong, thinking that something he said was not pleasant, which offended Immortal Yaoguang, after all, most strong people have perverted and eccentric personalities, with mood swings, so he lamented his bad luck and retreated.

Unexpectedly, after a while, Gu Zhao's smile widened, like spring wind turning into rain, he actually gave him wine, and had the heart to chat with him about the details, "Where do you get the beads?"

He was overjoyed and fell into Wang Xinghe's arms. After some distorted facts and colorful explanations, Gu Zhao smiled even more. Not only did he laugh in an ambiguous way, but also dangerous and cruel.

"So in the end, you kicked the two of them out of the mortal world?" Gu Zhao narrowed his eyes and asked word by word.

The fine wine he gave Wang Xinghe was Yao Chi Qiongjiang, also known as Immortal Drunk. After drinking a cup, he was drunk enough to be as drunk as mud. After Wang Xinghe drank the fine wine, he immediately swelled up and boasted. The more he said, the more outrageous he was. , how he snatched Xue Ran's treasure bag, how he swollen Xue Ran's finger, how he kicked Xue Ran down to earth, how majestic and brave he was, how he guarded the safety of the heaven.

Gu Zhao's face became more and more gloomy, and he could almost hear the grinding of the back molars.

Cook?

Execution?

Ling late?

Punishment?

No!No... There should be better, better and more hateful punishment than the above.

Gu Zhao quickly thought about all kinds of cruel revenge methods in his mind, and finally grinned grinningly, his face uncontrollably turned ferocious, like a demon but not a fairy.

Seeing Gu Zhao's appearance, Wang Xinghe suddenly became agitated, and immediately sobered up from the wine, "Immortal... Immortal Venerable..."

Gu Zhao was smiling, but there was no smile in his eyes at all. With five fingers, he cut Wang Xinghe's kneecap out of thin air. The kneecaps could only wriggle and tremble like maggots.

"Why...why?" Wang Xinghe cried, "What's wrong with me?"

Gu Zhao rubbed the beads with his fingertips, and glanced at Wang Xinghe in disgust from the corner of his eyes, and said: "Under my command, no liers, no bribes, no blind eyes, no fools."

Wang Xinghe cried out: "The Immortal Venerable has never reused me, how can I arbitrarily judge my character and strength?"

Gu Zhao grabbed Wang Xinghe's neck with a sneer, and lifted him from the ground, scarlet killing flowed under his long and narrow phoenix eyes, "Oh, you... this deity will not be hired for the rest of your life, go to Tianhe to carry stones, your legs are gone, At any rate, I have hands, let this deity crawl."

Wang Xinghe went there full of confidence, and returned poor and destitute. Not only was his kneecap lifted, but he was also demoted to the lowest rank of Tianhe stone slave.

At this point, Wang Xinghe cursed cursingly: "Gu Linyuan! You take it by force! You cover the sky with one hand! I don't accept it! I'm the 21st level goalkeeper, you can't judge me!"

Gu Zhaomi smiled and said, "Wait until you sit in the seat of the deity, and then come to reason with the deity and call for grievances."

After finishing speaking, Gu Zhao flicked his sleeves and knocked people down to the desperate situation of the Tianhe River, where the Tianhe River was still raging, the river was rolling, the white waves were scorching, flying sand and rocks. According to legend, this river was once a section of black water, and even gods would stay away. , can only be seen from a distance, not to be played with.

Pitiful for the person who looks at the stars and never knows that he has really offended him until he dies. It is the person Gu Zhao cares about. The mortal person he despises the most is the person Gu Zhao pursues desperately. Come to be reincarnated as a human being.

Your humble things may be the supreme and deepest treasure in the eyes of others.

And that "other" is very likely to be someone you can't match in your whole life, the next life, or a few lifetimes, and you can't afford to offend.

When Yan Qing came in, he bumped into Gu Zhao. Seeing that Gu Zhao was about to go out in a hurry, he asked, "What's the hurry?"

Seeing that it was Yan Qing, Gu Zhao asked, "Yan Qing, it's just in time for you to come. Have you verified the monster that escaped from the Guixu barrier?"

After Gu Zhao returned to the heaven with Mu Qiming that day, he immediately dispatched his troops and rushed to the entrance of the demon world to consolidate the barrier, and led all the immortals to drive the ancient beasts that had crawled out of the barrier back to the demon world. , who knew that there was one more fish caught in the net in the end, that beast must have crawled from Guixu to the human world a few days earlier, and it seemed that some force was interfering behind it, paving the way and building bridges for it, causing the heavens to catch it again and again. Can't live with it.

The Emperor of Heaven was furious, and ordered Gu Zhao to wipe out the monsters within five days after he descended to the earth, otherwise he would wipe a hundred statues of Buddhas again.

Yan Qing said: "I found it, it's hideous."

Gu Zhaomo said: "Hideous, its shape is like a red leopard, with five tails and one horn, its sound is like hitting a stone, thunderous, thunderous..."

"I'm afraid that's the case." Gu Zhao suddenly realized that he didn't have time to explain too much to Yan Qing, so he hurried away.

But when they came to Tianmen, they saw a large group of immortals clustered together like they were joining in the fun, pointing and expressing their opinions. Seeing that it was Yaoguang Immortal Venerable, all the immortals hurriedly gave way, neatly lined up in two rows, everyone They all looked at Gu Zhao in surprise, with envy and jealousy in their eyes.

"Today is not the Lantern Festival, nor the Mid-Autumn Festival. Which believer is so generous, and put thousands of sky lanterns for our lord Xianzun."

"There's nothing to say about the ostentation, and the face has been earned, tsk tsk, gods are better than gods, so angry."

Everyone was chattering and discussing in low voices, this is a unique scene, not to mention other gods, even Wen Shuo, who has the most temples and the most incense in the world, has never enjoyed it. Fate, Yao Guang Xianzun.

Gu Zhao summoned a sky lantern by chanting a mantra. On the sky lantern was a little white rabbit with a scarf around its neck. There was an inscription next to it: "Yanyun City, Qingfeng Village, Northwest Mountain, waiting for your return."

"Ah Ran." Gu Zhao finally couldn't restrain his excitement and longing. He jumped down from the clouds, and the sky was falling, but he couldn't reach the heart. You asked about the return date, and there was no return date. He told him to wait, why did he tell him to wait , Thinking of you is like a full moon, the sky is high and you can't see it.

Damn it!

Yan Qing then rushed over, looking at the sky full of lights, the beautiful scenery, the brilliance in his eyes, the red light hit his face, making him feel a warm current in his heart, and he was speechless for a while.

The sky is full of clouds and clouds, and the sunset is infinitely good, but it is almost dusk.

Xue Ran sat on the hillside, waiting day after day, his obsession remained undiminished, and his heartbeat gradually weakened.

Will the sky lantern fly to the 25th sky?Will his prayer be heard?Will Gu Zhao come to him?

Or... Gu Zhao had already forgotten him, and finally met by chance, and Mo Shang was like a guest.

"Ah Ran." A loud and familiar voice, with mixed feelings and embarrassment, "I'm back."

"Azhao." Xue Ran suddenly sat up from the ground, with tears in his eyes, he flew towards Gu Zhao recklessly and slammed into his arms, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Gu Zhao's eyes turned red, he hugged Xue Ran three times, stopped, hugged the other's waist tightly with both hands, and kissed Xue Ran like a dragonfly, but after meeting Xue Ran's misty fountain of tears , sanity suddenly collapsed, he is like a crazy beast, a traveler who has been in drought for a long time, he doesn't want any etiquette, justice, shame, or caution, he just wants him.

Xue Ran was frightened by Gu Zhao's sudden kiss, and struggled to get up, but in the next moment, he heard Gu Zhao crying, the voice was not loud enough to be regrettable.

Gu Zhao hugged him, kissed him, and stroked him tenderly, like comforting a frightened kitten.

Xue Ran's heart was pounding, his blood was throbbing, but his body was worn limp, trembling in Gu Zhao's arms.

Dusk had passed, and the night struck, and the two of them had already rolled onto the grass, their clothes disheveled.

Gu Zhao took off most of Xue Ran's clothes and whispered in a dark voice: "Relax, we will all be comfortable."

Xue Ran was originally in a daze and was being led by the nose, but after hearing Gu Zhao's words, he suddenly woke up, pushed Gu Zhao away vigorously, and grabbed the scattered clothes to cover his body.

Just relax so we'll all be comfortable...  

This sentence, the person in the dream has also said to Xue Ran, the same tone, the same words, the same is to force him to open his body to accommodate the other party...

"No...don't!" Xue Ran huddled into a ball, hugged his head tremblingly, with a painful expression on his face.

Gu Zhao also came to his senses, cursed himself as an asshole, and then forced a reassurance spell, his cloudy eyes finally became clear, "I'm sorry."

Xue Ran kept silent, knowing that he had lost his composure, and was so ashamed that he couldn't bear it. He didn't dare to look directly at Gu Zhao, and shook his head in panic.

Gu Zhao scratched his hair, put on his clothes, hesitated for a while, then approached Xue Ran, and said, "Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you, I'll help you get dressed."

It's almost like dealing with an endangered wild animal.

Next, Gu Zhao kept his duty, dressed Xue Ran in a proper manner, returned the dandan to him by the way, and carried him on his back, not daring to think anything wrong.

On the way, Xue Ran leaned on Gu Zhao's shoulder, thought for a while, and asked, "Are you really the Yaoguang Immortal in the sky?"

Gu Zhao said: "Yes."

Xue Ran said with emotion: "No wonder it is so powerful."

There was a little silence afterwards, the mountain road was not difficult to walk, and it was not the first time that Gu Zhao carried Xue Ran on his back.

After a while, Xue Ran seemed to muster up his courage, and asked again: "I call you Azhao, okay?"

"Okay." Gu Zhaoxin