Xianzun's daily life of chasing husband
Chapter 31
Words are not always called by people. "
"I want to call Master Xianzun, remember, the nobleman has a very bad temper, and when the time comes, I will touch the nobleman's scales, don't say we didn't remind you."
Xue Ran scratched his head and mumbled, "Does he hate Gu Linyuan's name?"
"Hey ..." The fire dumpling screamed, "Hush boo, forbidden words."
Gu Linyuan... Xue Ran was secretly delighted, and had the urge to die.
From Wu Se Tuanzi's extremely respectful and fearful attitude and conversation, it is not difficult to infer that Gu Zhao's temper is not only violent, but rather extremely bad, but the unexpected long-term love seems to be waiting for his lover to reincarnate...
"I don't know who is the most beautiful woman who can get the favor of Yao Guang Xianzun." Xue Ran felt inexplicably sad.
The five-color tuanzi stood in a row and led Xue Ran to the ladder. The so-called ladder was made by the five-color tuanzi. Four sedan chairs were carried, and one was at the front steering, leading Xue Ran to the sky.
Wuse Tuanzi belongs to the Earth Immortal, and is not listed in the class of Immortals in the Upper Realm, so they cannot stay in Jiuchongtian for a long time, "It would be best if you see the Immortal Venerable, but if you don't, you knock three times towards this tree hole, and we will come to pick you up."
After bidding farewell to Xue Ran, Wuse Tuanzi followed the original path back to Zhaixing Tower.
Sanxian lives in the Nine Heavens, and the immortal status is not high. The so-called sky is high and the emperor is far away. The control of this heaven is relatively loose.
Along the way, Xue Ran was often chased and shouted by the dog, and blackmailed by the little fairy. Seeing that the tributes in the treasure bag were getting less and less, he didn't even ask about the way to go to the 25th heaven.
When Xue Ran was downcast, a man wearing gold and silver and looking very luxurious walked up to him. The man had the fox eyes of a thief. Pearls fall between the eyebrows, coquettish but not vulgar.
Fox Immortal asked: "What troubles do you have, Little Immortal?"
Xue Ran said salty and authentically: "Do you know how to get to the 25th Heaven? Thank you for telling me."
Immortal Fox rolled his eyes and said, "I know."
"Really?" Xue Ran suddenly became interested, "Can you tell me?"
The fox fairy said: "What is the little fairy going to the 25th Chongtian? All the gods live there."
Xue Ran thought about it, and said shyly: "Go find someone, you must find someone."
"Oh?" Fox Immortal Liuli's eyes shone brightly, but she stopped asking, and grabbed Xue Ran's wrist, "Come with me, I'll take you there."
Xue Ran didn't have time to think about it, and walked forward with the fox fairy. Unknowingly, the two passed through a plum forest and came to the pavilion deep in the forest. Xue Ran tried to break free from the man's shackles halfway, but the result was in vain. .
The fox fairy let go of Xue Ran, and said with a smile: "Although the little fairy has no celestial karma, he is born with the bones of Taoism. I can send you to the 25th heaven, but I have to ask for some interest first."
"What interest?" Xue Ran asked alertly.
The fox fairy grinned, grabbed Xue Ran again, tied her waist tightly, leaned over and kissed, the lingering and deep kiss made Xue Ran's eyes widen when he was caught off guard, and struggled involuntarily until the smell of blood was in their mouths. After spreading, the fox fairy's tongue exited Xue Ran's mouth.
"Crack!" Xue Ran slapped his hands, his eyes turned red with anger, and said, "How can there be such a god as you! Shameless!"
The fox fairy covered his face, instead of being angry, he smiled and said, "I am a fairy who has been cultivated by a fox. Double cultivation with a person with excellent Taoism will help our cultivation. Isn't it just a kiss? You are not a girl."
"Bah, bah, bah." Xue Ran wiped his mouth madly, "Do you look down on men's chastity? Now I will give you two ways, one is to tell me the way to go to heaven, and the other is to wait for the body and spirit to die."
As he spoke, Xue Ran grabbed his fingers and prepared his attack.
The fox fairy put away his smile, and his original beautiful face instantly turned into a fox face with sharp mouth and slack eyes. He bared his teeth and said, "You don't eat the toast, you're just a human being, and if you break into the Nine Heavens, even if I eat you Well, no one cares."
"You dare." Xue Ran was not to be outdone, "Yaoguang Immortal is my friend, if you harm me, he will not let you go."
"Hahaha..." Fox Immortal let out a sharp laugh, "What kind of proud God is Yaoguang Immortal, he would be friends with you, a human being? Lying is indeed the nature of human beings."
The fox fairy regained his handsome appearance, and said: "Don't be afraid, as long as you are good, I will not eat you, but will make you rotten. My skills are very good, and the Taoists who have double practiced with me are all full of praise."
"..." Xue Ran thought that he was unlucky. He chanted a spell and threw a talisman. The talisman ignited spontaneously, transforming into tens of thousands of stars, captivating the eyes of Immortal Fox. Xue Ran took the opportunity to run away.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he stepped out of the pavilion with his front feet, the fox fairy grabbed his shoulders with his back feet, and his whole body was restrained in the arms of the fox fairy around the back.
"Small tricks." Fairy Fox mocked, sniffed Xue Ran's scent with his nose, showing a satisfied expression, "It smells so good, it's a rare commodity to live in."
Xue Ran was numb from the breath of the fox fairy, his scalp was numb, and the scene in his dream suddenly flashed into his mind. He was so shocked that he couldn't help trembling, his brows were furrowed, cold sweat oozes densely from his forehead, and tears filled him directly eye sockets.
The fox fairy said frivolously: "You're crying now? Don't cry later and make your voice hoarse."
Xue Ran clenched his fist, and his eyebrows twisted into the word Chuan.
"Don't cry in a hurry, I will make you cry until you can't stop." In the dream, he also said similar words, "Like a prostitute, cry and beg me."
Why now!
Xue Ran only felt that his head was going to explode, he didn't want it!He didn't want to recall everything in his dream at this time!He will feel humble and despicable!
Seeing that the fox fairy tore off Xue Ran's girdle, Xue Ran bit the tip of his own tongue cruelly, and regained consciousness from the confusion, "Mu Yu, what do you want, let me go."
All of a sudden, a huge white tiger appeared in the gazebo. It was so plump and huge that it filled the entire gazebo. It spread its wings and was three feet three feet three inches long, squeezing Xue Ran and Immortal Fox directly. Out of the gazebo.
The white tiger roared and stretched, the gazebo was overwhelmed and torn to pieces.
The fox fairy took a deep breath, and was just about to face the battle, when the white tiger slapped him and sent him flying far away, "Who summoned me? Who?"
Xue Ran silently raised his hand, "It's me."
Bai Hu greeted him with another slap, the palm rested on the side of Xue Ran's face, and the plum tree behind was overwhelmed by the palm wind, "You? Huh? Do you know who this uncle is? Ancient rare beast, you summon me, It is actually used to deal with this kind of pickle that doesn't wear pants, it's overqualified."
"The situation is urgent, we have to do it as a last resort." Xue Ran hurriedly explained.
As soon as the words fell, the fox fairy flew away and returned. He has a high level of cultivation in the Nine Heavens, he is not an ordinary person, and he covets Xue Ran even more. How could the duck meat fly off his mouth, so he took the risk , planning to use tricks to take Xue Ran away.
The fox is cunning and has a good tongue. He first used tactics to sow dissension, then countermeasures, and finally assisted the aggressive method, so that Baihu refused to obey Xue Ran's call and restraint, and quarreled with Xue Ran.
"Great opportunity." Immortal Fox thought that the opportunity was not to be missed, and would never come back.
However, before his fingertips could touch Xue Ran's sleeve, he was flattened to the ground by Bai Hu's slap.
Uncle Baihu said angrily: "This uncle is training people, what are you doing?"
The fox fairy wants to cry but has no tears.
The Jiuchongtian Loose Immortal, compared to the ancient and rare beasts, is still inferior in skills, the fox fairy thought, it is the best policy to go.
Chapter 21
◎Small, the contract paper is destroyed, within a hundred years, this deity will not recognize the two masters, waiting for you to call this deity...back...◎
"Crack!" The white tiger patted people without any hesitation. With a wave of his fleshy pad, he simply buried the fox fairy in the soil this time, "What's the hurry? With your little skills, you still want to design me."
Xue Ran was speechless, he actually felt a little sympathetic to the fox fairy.
"You!" Bai Hu sat down cross-legged, with his hips on his hips, and said, "What does it have to do with Luo Shufan?"
Xue Ran said without hesitation: "Brother."
"Bah!" Baihu snorted, "Don't fool me, sir, I am a contracted beast of their family, you must be your dearest relatives..."
Bai Hu suddenly stopped talking, took a deep look at Xue Ran, and asked, "Are you a man or a woman?"
Xue Ran said angrily: "If it's fake, it's a man!"
The fox fairy rolled his eyes vigorously, expressing his speechlessness.
Bai Hu thought for a while, and murmured: "Then the Luo family will never end! Besides, Xiao Fanfan can't compete with Yaoguang Xianzun."
Xue Ran was baffled by what he heard. Fox Immortal had a lively mind, but he understood most of it, but he would rather he didn't know anything and pretended to be confused with intelligence, so that his heart would not be clear, he would not be uneasy, and he would not... Really Tai Sui broke ground on his head, stealing chickens won't cost you a lot of rice!
"It turns out that the person Master Xianzun is looking for is... woo..." The fox fairy's mouth was blocked by the white tiger, and he almost passed away.
Bai Hu calmly glanced at Xue Ran, then at Fox Immortal, and said, "Too many words will lead to failure, and if you redeem your sins, there may be a glimmer of life."
Fox Immortal fell into despair, Yao Guang Immortal Venerable was domineering, and he also had a serious obsession with cleanliness. He hated others touching his things, especially his beloved ones. Now it seems...
"I regret it at the beginning, my life is not long." The fox fairy cried loudly, hugged Xue Ran's thigh and said, "Immortal Ah Ran, I have eyes but don't know Mount Tai, so I shouldn't be contemptuous of you, help me..."
Save lives, not spare them!
Baihu sighed, "It's time, I should go, next, you can do it yourself."
"Hey hey!" Xue Ran couldn't make it out, Master Baihu threw him and Fox Fairy together, wouldn't he be isolated and helpless, and become food in people's mouths!
The fox fairy got up, straightened his clothes, and gave a full salute respectfully, "I am blind, I don't know that the little fairy is from Yaoguang Immortal, forgive me for my sin.
"I want to call Master Xianzun, remember, the nobleman has a very bad temper, and when the time comes, I will touch the nobleman's scales, don't say we didn't remind you."
Xue Ran scratched his head and mumbled, "Does he hate Gu Linyuan's name?"
"Hey ..." The fire dumpling screamed, "Hush boo, forbidden words."
Gu Linyuan... Xue Ran was secretly delighted, and had the urge to die.
From Wu Se Tuanzi's extremely respectful and fearful attitude and conversation, it is not difficult to infer that Gu Zhao's temper is not only violent, but rather extremely bad, but the unexpected long-term love seems to be waiting for his lover to reincarnate...
"I don't know who is the most beautiful woman who can get the favor of Yao Guang Xianzun." Xue Ran felt inexplicably sad.
The five-color tuanzi stood in a row and led Xue Ran to the ladder. The so-called ladder was made by the five-color tuanzi. Four sedan chairs were carried, and one was at the front steering, leading Xue Ran to the sky.
Wuse Tuanzi belongs to the Earth Immortal, and is not listed in the class of Immortals in the Upper Realm, so they cannot stay in Jiuchongtian for a long time, "It would be best if you see the Immortal Venerable, but if you don't, you knock three times towards this tree hole, and we will come to pick you up."
After bidding farewell to Xue Ran, Wuse Tuanzi followed the original path back to Zhaixing Tower.
Sanxian lives in the Nine Heavens, and the immortal status is not high. The so-called sky is high and the emperor is far away. The control of this heaven is relatively loose.
Along the way, Xue Ran was often chased and shouted by the dog, and blackmailed by the little fairy. Seeing that the tributes in the treasure bag were getting less and less, he didn't even ask about the way to go to the 25th heaven.
When Xue Ran was downcast, a man wearing gold and silver and looking very luxurious walked up to him. The man had the fox eyes of a thief. Pearls fall between the eyebrows, coquettish but not vulgar.
Fox Immortal asked: "What troubles do you have, Little Immortal?"
Xue Ran said salty and authentically: "Do you know how to get to the 25th Heaven? Thank you for telling me."
Immortal Fox rolled his eyes and said, "I know."
"Really?" Xue Ran suddenly became interested, "Can you tell me?"
The fox fairy said: "What is the little fairy going to the 25th Chongtian? All the gods live there."
Xue Ran thought about it, and said shyly: "Go find someone, you must find someone."
"Oh?" Fox Immortal Liuli's eyes shone brightly, but she stopped asking, and grabbed Xue Ran's wrist, "Come with me, I'll take you there."
Xue Ran didn't have time to think about it, and walked forward with the fox fairy. Unknowingly, the two passed through a plum forest and came to the pavilion deep in the forest. Xue Ran tried to break free from the man's shackles halfway, but the result was in vain. .
The fox fairy let go of Xue Ran, and said with a smile: "Although the little fairy has no celestial karma, he is born with the bones of Taoism. I can send you to the 25th heaven, but I have to ask for some interest first."
"What interest?" Xue Ran asked alertly.
The fox fairy grinned, grabbed Xue Ran again, tied her waist tightly, leaned over and kissed, the lingering and deep kiss made Xue Ran's eyes widen when he was caught off guard, and struggled involuntarily until the smell of blood was in their mouths. After spreading, the fox fairy's tongue exited Xue Ran's mouth.
"Crack!" Xue Ran slapped his hands, his eyes turned red with anger, and said, "How can there be such a god as you! Shameless!"
The fox fairy covered his face, instead of being angry, he smiled and said, "I am a fairy who has been cultivated by a fox. Double cultivation with a person with excellent Taoism will help our cultivation. Isn't it just a kiss? You are not a girl."
"Bah, bah, bah." Xue Ran wiped his mouth madly, "Do you look down on men's chastity? Now I will give you two ways, one is to tell me the way to go to heaven, and the other is to wait for the body and spirit to die."
As he spoke, Xue Ran grabbed his fingers and prepared his attack.
The fox fairy put away his smile, and his original beautiful face instantly turned into a fox face with sharp mouth and slack eyes. He bared his teeth and said, "You don't eat the toast, you're just a human being, and if you break into the Nine Heavens, even if I eat you Well, no one cares."
"You dare." Xue Ran was not to be outdone, "Yaoguang Immortal is my friend, if you harm me, he will not let you go."
"Hahaha..." Fox Immortal let out a sharp laugh, "What kind of proud God is Yaoguang Immortal, he would be friends with you, a human being? Lying is indeed the nature of human beings."
The fox fairy regained his handsome appearance, and said: "Don't be afraid, as long as you are good, I will not eat you, but will make you rotten. My skills are very good, and the Taoists who have double practiced with me are all full of praise."
"..." Xue Ran thought that he was unlucky. He chanted a spell and threw a talisman. The talisman ignited spontaneously, transforming into tens of thousands of stars, captivating the eyes of Immortal Fox. Xue Ran took the opportunity to run away.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he stepped out of the pavilion with his front feet, the fox fairy grabbed his shoulders with his back feet, and his whole body was restrained in the arms of the fox fairy around the back.
"Small tricks." Fairy Fox mocked, sniffed Xue Ran's scent with his nose, showing a satisfied expression, "It smells so good, it's a rare commodity to live in."
Xue Ran was numb from the breath of the fox fairy, his scalp was numb, and the scene in his dream suddenly flashed into his mind. He was so shocked that he couldn't help trembling, his brows were furrowed, cold sweat oozes densely from his forehead, and tears filled him directly eye sockets.
The fox fairy said frivolously: "You're crying now? Don't cry later and make your voice hoarse."
Xue Ran clenched his fist, and his eyebrows twisted into the word Chuan.
"Don't cry in a hurry, I will make you cry until you can't stop." In the dream, he also said similar words, "Like a prostitute, cry and beg me."
Why now!
Xue Ran only felt that his head was going to explode, he didn't want it!He didn't want to recall everything in his dream at this time!He will feel humble and despicable!
Seeing that the fox fairy tore off Xue Ran's girdle, Xue Ran bit the tip of his own tongue cruelly, and regained consciousness from the confusion, "Mu Yu, what do you want, let me go."
All of a sudden, a huge white tiger appeared in the gazebo. It was so plump and huge that it filled the entire gazebo. It spread its wings and was three feet three feet three inches long, squeezing Xue Ran and Immortal Fox directly. Out of the gazebo.
The white tiger roared and stretched, the gazebo was overwhelmed and torn to pieces.
The fox fairy took a deep breath, and was just about to face the battle, when the white tiger slapped him and sent him flying far away, "Who summoned me? Who?"
Xue Ran silently raised his hand, "It's me."
Bai Hu greeted him with another slap, the palm rested on the side of Xue Ran's face, and the plum tree behind was overwhelmed by the palm wind, "You? Huh? Do you know who this uncle is? Ancient rare beast, you summon me, It is actually used to deal with this kind of pickle that doesn't wear pants, it's overqualified."
"The situation is urgent, we have to do it as a last resort." Xue Ran hurriedly explained.
As soon as the words fell, the fox fairy flew away and returned. He has a high level of cultivation in the Nine Heavens, he is not an ordinary person, and he covets Xue Ran even more. How could the duck meat fly off his mouth, so he took the risk , planning to use tricks to take Xue Ran away.
The fox is cunning and has a good tongue. He first used tactics to sow dissension, then countermeasures, and finally assisted the aggressive method, so that Baihu refused to obey Xue Ran's call and restraint, and quarreled with Xue Ran.
"Great opportunity." Immortal Fox thought that the opportunity was not to be missed, and would never come back.
However, before his fingertips could touch Xue Ran's sleeve, he was flattened to the ground by Bai Hu's slap.
Uncle Baihu said angrily: "This uncle is training people, what are you doing?"
The fox fairy wants to cry but has no tears.
The Jiuchongtian Loose Immortal, compared to the ancient and rare beasts, is still inferior in skills, the fox fairy thought, it is the best policy to go.
Chapter 21
◎Small, the contract paper is destroyed, within a hundred years, this deity will not recognize the two masters, waiting for you to call this deity...back...◎
"Crack!" The white tiger patted people without any hesitation. With a wave of his fleshy pad, he simply buried the fox fairy in the soil this time, "What's the hurry? With your little skills, you still want to design me."
Xue Ran was speechless, he actually felt a little sympathetic to the fox fairy.
"You!" Bai Hu sat down cross-legged, with his hips on his hips, and said, "What does it have to do with Luo Shufan?"
Xue Ran said without hesitation: "Brother."
"Bah!" Baihu snorted, "Don't fool me, sir, I am a contracted beast of their family, you must be your dearest relatives..."
Bai Hu suddenly stopped talking, took a deep look at Xue Ran, and asked, "Are you a man or a woman?"
Xue Ran said angrily: "If it's fake, it's a man!"
The fox fairy rolled his eyes vigorously, expressing his speechlessness.
Bai Hu thought for a while, and murmured: "Then the Luo family will never end! Besides, Xiao Fanfan can't compete with Yaoguang Xianzun."
Xue Ran was baffled by what he heard. Fox Immortal had a lively mind, but he understood most of it, but he would rather he didn't know anything and pretended to be confused with intelligence, so that his heart would not be clear, he would not be uneasy, and he would not... Really Tai Sui broke ground on his head, stealing chickens won't cost you a lot of rice!
"It turns out that the person Master Xianzun is looking for is... woo..." The fox fairy's mouth was blocked by the white tiger, and he almost passed away.
Bai Hu calmly glanced at Xue Ran, then at Fox Immortal, and said, "Too many words will lead to failure, and if you redeem your sins, there may be a glimmer of life."
Fox Immortal fell into despair, Yao Guang Immortal Venerable was domineering, and he also had a serious obsession with cleanliness. He hated others touching his things, especially his beloved ones. Now it seems...
"I regret it at the beginning, my life is not long." The fox fairy cried loudly, hugged Xue Ran's thigh and said, "Immortal Ah Ran, I have eyes but don't know Mount Tai, so I shouldn't be contemptuous of you, help me..."
Save lives, not spare them!
Baihu sighed, "It's time, I should go, next, you can do it yourself."
"Hey hey!" Xue Ran couldn't make it out, Master Baihu threw him and Fox Fairy together, wouldn't he be isolated and helpless, and become food in people's mouths!
The fox fairy got up, straightened his clothes, and gave a full salute respectfully, "I am blind, I don't know that the little fairy is from Yaoguang Immortal, forgive me for my sin.
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