He in the Legend of the Three Realms

Be clear.

"Don't just talk and don't do it. The black-hearted boss should have been cut off long ago. Who told him to be greedy and always deceive people. This time he kicked the iron plate of Lu Qiqi and he knows how powerful he is."

It may be that I was gloating too much, Lu Qiqi noticed it, he raised his eyes, his eyes were full of murderous intent, a cold light flashed in his eyes, the window above my head cracked into several pieces and flew out.

"I advise you to get out quickly, otherwise I will let you watch how your body is split!"

"Big brother, spare me!" I put my head in my hands and turned inside. "I didn't eavesdrop on purpose, I came to you specially for something."

Lu Qiqi folded her arms and stared sideways at me, "You know me?"

"I know that you are a Taoist priest who comes and goes temporarily. You gave me this quota ticket. I guessed that you would come to find the boss, so I came here specially to wait for you."

After Lu Qiqi was stunned, the hand holding the banknote immediately hid behind her back, and when she took it out again, the banknote was gone.He coughed twice unnaturally, "What can you do with me?"

"I've already got the quota ticket, can I go to Fulai temporarily today?"

"Uh...that..."

Lu Qiqi glanced around, which made me flustered. I thought that something might be different from what I thought.

I don't know what variable Lu Qiqi has here.

Before Lu Qiqi could explain it himself, the boss rushed over and grabbed me, trying to snatch the ticket. Fortunately, I broke free from him in time.

"Where did you get this coupon?" Before I could open my mouth, he yelled again, "It's fake! It must be fake in your hand!"

Lu Qiqi narrowed her eyes slightly, "Fake?"

After finishing speaking, Lu Qiqi hooked her fingers, and the quota ticket flew from my hand to his.

He examined it carefully, and what he said shattered his boss' hopes. "He took it for real."

Me: "I'm sorry, boss, I didn't get what you wanted."

At this moment, the other party also understood, and he stared at me angrily: "That person was you last night?!"

Lu Qiqi roughly guessed the cause and effect, and looked at the boss with increasingly unfriendly eyes. "How dare you use a fake quota ticket to ruin your reputation, and you dare to use a real quota ticket to open the back door."

"Master Daoist, I was wrong!" The boss quickly knelt on the ground, not caring how painful the kneecap was knocking on the floor, he was so frightened that he repeatedly kowtowed and begged for mercy, "My lord, you don't remember the faults of villains, please forgive me!"

The boss cried with snot and tears, and even reached out to hug Lu Qiqi's trouser legs to beg for forgiveness, which made Lu Qiqi feel nauseous, and he kicked her away in disgust.

The boss wanted to continue howling, but when he saw Lu Qiqi staring towards him with gloomy eyes, he hiccupped in fright, immediately fell silent, quickly got up and rolled away, fearing not to make Lu Qiqi unhappy again, he raised his hand and threw himself When the radish is peeled.

Chapter 101

◎When the land was cleared, Lu Qiqi looked at me, "Your brain is so fast, you can see through the traps."

"If it's not a trap, save it

When the land was cleared, Lu Qiqi looked at me, "Your brain is so fast, you can see through the traps."

"It's not a trap, it's just a routine routine." I said politely.

Lu Qiqi was baffled when he heard it, and he wanted to know what a routine was, but he felt that it was too embarrassing to ask, so he endured it, but still didn't ask.

"You are very good. Not only did you get the quota coupon, but you also took away 400 million taels of gold."

I raised my index finger and shook him, "The fake 400 million taels, and the real one, I got them all away."

"You are very proud."

"I didn't plan to take it for myself. Although I am also a businessman and have done deceitful things, I always act on the basis of others."

"take it out."

"what?"

"Money." He spit out the word impatiently.

I remember that Lu Qiqi was obviously a bigwig in women's clothing, but I didn't expect him to be a money fan before he became a bigwig in women's clothing.

Seeing that I was still in a daze, he became angry, "Hey, if you dare to take it all for yourself, don't expect me to let you in and out for a while!"

"..."

He is very different from the talkative Lu in my impression, why is he always threatening me?

"I'll give you half of the money, don't worry, it's definitely all gold." I turned around and said again, "But you have to promise me, if I give you the money, you have to take me in and out."

"make a deal!"

After Lu Qiqi moved all the gold to the space, he was satisfied and decided to take me up the mountain.

In fact, I could find the way up the mountain with my eyes closed, but in order to hide it from Lu Qiqi, I still had to pretend that it was my first time going up the mountain.

Lu Qiqi was lying on a flying bamboo raft, and picked banana leaves on the side of the road to block the sun, flying leisurely all the way.

I climbed up step by step, tired and hot, and wanted to stop and rest for a while, but he was urging me like hell, obviously trying to torture me on purpose.

Goddamn bastard!

"What did you say?"

His sudden question made me stagger in fright and almost rolled down the hillside.

After I stood still, I said, "I didn't say anything."

"Oh, that's my hallucination."

Damn auditory hallucinations!

It made me think he had practiced mind reading.

When I thought he had stopped playing mischievous tricks, he suddenly said: "Can you explain something to me? I smell a lot of blood on you since I saw you, don't you Just killed someone?"

"Daozhang, you are joking, I don't have the guts to dare to kill people."

He didn't say a word, just looked at me with a fake smile.

I thought about it carefully and then suddenly remembered what was going on with the blood on my body. I told him with a smile: "I came here from a far away place. I have eaten and slept in the open a few times. I just killed some wild game and roasted it. I miss you." The smell of blood should be the smell of animal blood."

He turned his head, and the dark green lotus leaves cast a shadow on his face, with an unpredictable expression on his face.

After a moment of silence, Lu Qiqi took the banana leaf a little further away, squinted at me with half-opened eyes, and asked, "You know how to cook?"

One blow soul torture!

My whole body was frozen, only the eyeballs could move.

Seeing that I didn't reply for a long time, Lu Qiqi sulked, "Are you lying to me?"

"No, I just don't know what you ask me about cooking?"

He raised the corners of his mouth, "Well...I'll tell you about this when I go to Fulaishou." After he finished speaking, he lay back, covered his face with a huge leaf, and stopped talking.

By the time of floating around, the sun was already westward.

Looking at the stone ladder as high as climbing to the sky, I was about to petrify.

I calmed down and looked at Lu Qiqi, Lu Qiqi was looking forward with an unfathomable expression, and then turned around to provoke me with his eyes, clearly looking forward to seeing me make a fool of himself.

I took a deep breath and asked, "This ladder is so high, you don't want me to climb it?"

In the past, I used spells to go up, and I didn't have any trouble climbing back and forth ten times, but if I walked up, my legs would definitely be useless after I finished walking.

Lu Qiqi: "You can also choose not to go up."

I was upset, but I couldn't show my temper, so I had to ask after thinking about it: "The bamboo raft you made is very wide, can you carry me one more time?"

"I'm not in the habit of riding with people."

"Pull it down, I clearly remember that you used to cling to Ah Cha King like brown candy, and you insisted on riding with him, no matter how hard you kicked, you couldn't get away."

He frowned, "What are you mumbling about? Speak clearly!"

Me: "I'll leave as soon as I say, but I walk slowly. If you delay your business, don't blame me."

He ignored my dissatisfaction and said with a smile: "If you think too much, I won't stay here and wait for you. Anyway, you will arrive after climbing the stone stairs. I don't worry about you getting lost halfway. As for whether you will climb to the You won’t know if you roll down halfway by accident, anyway, I’ll go first and you can come up slowly.”

After speaking, he controlled the bamboo raft to rise and flew directly up.

Leaving an afterimage that I can't catch up with.

But he didn't know that I wasn't going to climb the ladder honestly as he wished.

I thought it was too early to go into the space to take a nap, and when I came out it was dark, so I slowly used my magic to jump up a few steps.

This space-time floating around is different from what I have seen before.

There was more smoke and fire, and there was even a burnt smell in the air.

That's right, it's a burnt smell... a burnt smell?How can there be a burnt taste? !

Someone is cooking? !

My jaw almost dropped to the ground in shock.

When Lu Qiqi saw that I really came up, she was a little surprised but she didn't show it. She just thought it was my luck and God favored me.

He said to me: "From now on, you will be a cook who comes and goes, and you will cook every meal from now on."

"What?!" I deeply suspected that there was something wrong with my ears, otherwise how could I hear such absurd things.

He yawned, "I never repeat nonsense."

"Wait, isn't floating around temporarily recruiting disciples? How could it be recruiting cooks?"

"Who told you that this place is accepting apprentices?" He looked at me for a long time.

"This quota ticket..."

"It wasn't written on the quota ticket that it was recruiting disciples. It was you who misunderstood."

I understood, and I was also angry, "You are fraudulent!"

"Oh, you can leave at any time if you feel cheated."

"I won't leave, I want to be a disciple of Mosheng Sanren."

"Master already has seven disciples, and he will never accept any more disciples. Give up." He said again. "Last chance, either stay and be the cook, or get out of here, I'll give you a minute to think about it."

I was so angry that my chest was about to explode, but there was nothing I could do about the thick-skinned man in front of me.After thinking for a while, I gnawed the voucher into a pile of dregs in front of him, and said angrily, "I'm a cook."

He's very knowledgeable about me