He in the Legend of the Three Realms

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The man in white saw through my thoughts at a glance, and suppressed his smile: "If you are not sincere, don't say you are sworn brothers with me. Let's go quickly, and don't affect my mood."

This is good, if you leave, you won't even be a friend.

Hmph, if it weren't for your handsome appearance and the wealth in your waist, I wouldn't be unable to move my legs or walk.

It's all my fault for my unsatisfactory heart.

Suddenly Lan Xie stood in front of me, I thought she would lose her temper, yell at the man, say something that can be killed but not humiliated, and then she will draw her sword at each other because of me.

Unexpectedly, she took the initiative to take my clothes off.

"What are you doing?" I was shocked again.

Her swift movements are not like picking someone's clothes for the first time, and she even explains while doing it: "I know you have already agreed in your heart, so I will help you."

"Hehe, thank you for being so considerate."

"you are welcome."

Soon all the buttons of the jacket were unbuttoned, and the jacket was taken off.She tossed the clothes casually, and then wanted to untie the straps of the underwear. I panicked and stopped her.

Facing her pure eyes, he said calmly, "I will undress myself, you should turn around and don't look at me."

She obediently complied.

I finally breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately I stopped in time, otherwise I would be gone.

The man in white looked at us with great interest and asked, "Are you sworn brothers too?"

I subconsciously bent my index finger and rubbed the veins on my forehead. "Are you blind? Can't you see that her body structure is different from ours?"

"Well, it seems to be different, a little lordosis and back warping."

I think the person in front of me is deliberately playing an idiot, and I firmly don't think that apart from that face, Lan Xie's body parts below the neck cannot prove her identity as a woman.

Even in fact, I am secretly doubting myself.

After a while, I started to sweat, and I fell into a deep doubt whether the man in front of me had a gender misunderstanding.

Otherwise, why would he keep staring at my dick with such weird eyes.

I'm not boasting, my figure is really good, the perfect muscular curves coupled with this handsome face are dangerous and fatal to both women and men.

It's normal for a woman to blush when she sees it, or her eyes look like hungry wolves.

But the man in front of him also had this reaction, what does it mean?

Means he is a woman? !Or a woman disguised as a man!

My hand that was taking off my clothes froze, and the strap of obscene clothes in my hand slipped off automatically, revealing a large piece of strong and shiny chest muscles.

"Why don't you take it off?"

"Isn't it almost enough to take off the pants? You can't even take off your pants. There are so many people here, and there is a little girl here, so it's almost enough."

"It's okay if you don't take it off."

"You want me to take off my panties."

"Why don't you go down and run naked for two laps after you take it off?"

When I heard it, I was anxious, and ran to the window to have a look. "It's okay to say that it's cloudy, but today is a sunny day. Running under the sun will definitely dry me out."

"Brother, it's really interesting."

When I heard this, it felt like a door.My eyes were bent, and my voice was sincere: "Since you admit that I am interesting, why don't we swore immediately."

The man in white smiled, "Because you want to be my brother so much, I will give you a chance."

"what chance?"

With a glance in his eyes, he motioned me to look out at the street with people coming and going.

"There are four worms below, very boring, how do you make them interesting?"

I get it. "You want me to invite you to a play."

He laughed without saying a word.

"How did they bother you?"

"It can't be said that it offends me, it's just that I don't like their ostentation."

"If you don't like it, you have to punish the person. Could it be that your character design is a savage son? But this kind of character design has long been out of fashion. Now it's good to take the dark and mature route."

"Speaking so much, what exactly do you want to say?"

I boasted, and said bitterly: "Can I refuse this request?"

"Anyway, I'm giving you the opportunity, it's up to you whether you want to take it or not."

Hmph, you are cruel, you are ruthless, you are vexatious!

Huh?Why is there a sense of awkwardness between young couples?

I raised the clothes in my hand handsomely, "Put on the battle robe of the master, and see if the master shows you his hands."

When passing by Lan Xie, she heard her ask softly: "Why do you need to please him?"

"It's not flattery." I explained to her seriously, "The one upstairs is rich, and I don't like the four people downstairs. It means that Brother Baiyi and I are in the same alliance, but we are just taking what we need. I bet that in less than half an hour, my relationship with brother Baiyi will definitely be improved."

After all, he looked at the person behind him, who was also smiling back.

Lan Xie glanced at the other party secretly, and sighed helplessly, "If he dares to break his promise, I will help you teach him a lesson."

"Thank you."

9. As for those who have won soy sauce... still have to rely on acting skills

◎"Hey, the one in front, stop for me!"

Well, very good, the opening must be full of momentum, as long as the voice is loud, you will not be afraid of the opponent's aura of 1.8 meters.

Move ahead...◎

"Hey, the one in front, stop for me!"

Well, very good, the opening must be full of momentum, as long as the voice is loud, you will not be afraid of the opponent's aura of 1.8 meters.

The four brothers who swaggered through the city in front of them were exactly the group of people who passed by the bridge not long ago and rescued others by the way.Why Brother Baiyi dislikes them, I don't know, anyway, I definitely dislike them.

Why didn't they try to save me just now?

"Why are you yelling like you don't have eyes? How dare we, the Fourth Young Master Wenfang, stop us?!" One of them got angry, turned around and pointed at my nose to attack me.

Wen Fang Fourth Young Master?

It sounds like a lot of happiness.

No wonder he saved an ordinary-looking woman just now, but not a handsome young man like me.

It's a matter of gender discrimination for a long time.

But they dare to call themselves the Four Young Masters in Huangquan, which shows that they have a lot of background. Am I kicking the iron plate?

How should I put it, as a foreigner, I should keep a low profile and remember that the big tree attracts the wind.

But it was a bit late, the four people on the opposite side stared at me, looking like they wanted to kill me, it was too late for me to slip away now.

At this time, the man in white who had previously performed Qinggong Swimming on the Water narrowed his eyes.

My heart trembled, feeling that something was wrong.

Sure enough, seeing his eyes become cold and stern, he then revealed his identity, "You are not from Huangquan, you are..."

At this moment, passers-by on the street all looked sideways, seeing that my identity would no longer be concealed.

I was in a hurry, thinking of Lan Xie's saying that Wei Shengling was a fool before, and suddenly came up with a good idea.

Before he exposed my identity in the fairy world, I didn't care and sat on the ground, crying loudly, and kept saying, "Sister, why did you abandon me?"

The man's face turned green.

"So you're a fool." Another scholar-like man in a yellow cloth shirt, with peach blossom eyes and a perverted smile, taunted me contemptuously.

When I heard it, I cried even more vigorously, "Woooooooo, you scolded me!"

"A fool can understand cursing?"

"I'm not a fool, I'm not a fool, you are a fool, your whole family is a fool!"

I became addicted to scolding in a moment of excitement, but I didn't expect to irritate the man in yellow instead.

He rushed over and grabbed my collar, and lifted me up just like that. "I don't think you look like a fool at all, you have the guts to say it again!"

I shuddered, and now I'm off.

The ghost knows that this guy has a bad temper, why does he have to be as knowledgeable as a "fool".

Now is the time to put your acting skills to the test!

I quickly discarded the distracting thoughts in my mind and continued to implement the countermeasures I had thought up before.

At this time, it is impossible to argue with him with a strong attitude. After all, Qianglong can't overwhelm the local snake, and Lan Xie is not by my side now. If they really make a move, I will definitely be rubbed on the ground by them.

The only way for now is to continue to pretend to be stupid.

I blinked, raised my head, and showed a silly smile, "Sister, you are so ugly."

There was an eerie silence all around.

Hearing my sincere praise, they must have been moved.

In order to try my best to prove that I am a fool, and that I really have a problem with my brain, while the man's anger is still gathering, I stretched out my hand and touched his face without fear of death. From the perspective of others, it looks like molesting.

The man's face darkened after that.

"Looking for death!" His face was about to freeze, and his voice seemed to be wrapped in ice.

"I'm not looking for death, I'm looking for my sister!" As I said that, I didn't forget to reach out and pull the hair of the man in white.As for why it's hair, of course it's because when I reach out from this height, I can only touch his hair.

Unfortunately, I didn't get what I wanted. When I was about to meet, the man in white slapped me away mercilessly.

The man in white said: "I think he is pretending to be stupid on purpose. I wonder if he will be more honest when his arm is chopped off later?"

Bad bad bad.

It's really fun, they obviously don't believe that I am a fool.

It's hard to travel through time and be reborn. I don't want to be a one-armed man. I have to keep my hand no matter what.

But what to do?

Just as I was racking my brains, a voice suddenly sounded behind me.

"I don't know what the four bastards want to do to the younger brother of the slave family?"

Four bastards?

Pfft, that's a good description.As soon as these words came out, the faces of the four people below all turned green.

Slave?Why is there a mode to start Gongdou drama?

Very talented, I really want to know who said this.

With difficulty in this volleying posture, I turned my head back vigorously, looked back, and saw a beautiful woman, who looked familiar, and took a closer look, ouch, it’s true that life does not meet again, isn’t this just a few days ago in the devil world? The guy in the dungeon takes a bath