He in the Legend of the Three Realms

Just kicked me into the sea every day, didn't you see? "The dizziness came again, and I almost lost my footing. I held onto Lu Qiqi's arm in distress, and continued to explain, "I remember when Huangfu stopped suddenly in front of me every day when I got on the boat, and then he looked back. He glanced at me, kicked me, and I fell into the sea. How could I be here if you didn't save me? "

"You didn't fall into the sea."

"Whether I fell into the sea, I still don't know?"

"Since you said you fell into the sea, let me ask you, why aren't your clothes wet?"

I froze, touched my clothes, and sure enough, it wasn't wet at all, and my hair was also dry.

Could it be that I was dreaming of everything that just happened? !

"Why do you think I will kick you into the sea?" Huangfu's voice came from behind.

Looking back, Huangfu Zhuri was standing not far away, and Ah Cha King was beside him.

His calm questioning made me feel guilty at the moment, and now I am not sure whether it is true or not.

I asked, "What happened?"

Ah Cha Wang: "We should be the ones asking you this question. Since we boarded this merchant ship, you've been doing something wrong. You sleepwalked out in the middle of the night. If Lu Qiqi hadn't bumped into you sleepwalking, we wouldn't have believed it."

"I don't have somnambulism..." What happened in front of me made my explanation pale, because even I didn't know what was going on.

"Maybe I'm having a nightmare."

I didn't tell them what happened in the dream. After time passed, even I thought it was really just a dream.

So, that matter was over.

As for another matter, these days can be said to make us restless at night.

Why is it restless all night?

We have to start with the shipwreck——

It turned out that Concubine Xi's people sneaked onto the boat before departure, and when the boat was far away, they sank the boat with hands and feet, trying to get us all buried in the sea.

It's a pity that they underestimated us, and instead of killing us, they sank into the sea to feed the fish first.

But we didn't expect to leave the tiger's den and came to the wolf's den again.Now the merchant ship we're staying on is sent by Concubine Xi. It doesn't come to provoke us during the day, but it always makes trouble secretly at night.

I was disturbed by them for various strange reasons every night and couldn't sleep.

I haven't slept well for a week, Feng Xu is better in the house, they dare not come in, Feng Xu is not there, they just kick the door in, draw their swords at me, and want to tear me apart fiercely .

Fortunately, they are all weak chickens.

When my heart is big and I don’t know how to prevent it?Naturally, I set up traps in advance and just waited for them to drill into them.

One night passed, the mousetrap kept ringing, the bouncy ball was also hitting back and forth behind the door, and there were two clear human figures left in the super glue pool on the ground.

When Feng Xu came back from drinking hot water, he was stunned for a moment when he saw the feathers flying all over the room.

He asked me, "What just happened?"

I pulled out the earplugs in my ears. To be honest, I don’t know if the sound insulation effect of this thing is not strong, or there was too much movement just now, and the ground kept shaking, like a war.

"Oh, it seems like a thief has been recruited."

"like?"

I smiled inexplicably, "It seems to be a stupid thief, and I should return it later, so there is no need to put away the mechanism I arranged, and I will fall asleep in the next few days."

Feng Xu seemed to have guessed what happened, and the next night he sat by the bed with his sword in his arms and stayed up all night.

Seeing the dark circles under his eyes, I felt so distressed. After nightfall, I pressed him on the bed, didn't let him get up, and confiscated his sword.

I went to re-strengthen the mechanism, and after making sure everything was safe, I also went to bed.

But I underestimated the perseverance of those people. They just used my house as a check-in place, broke in on time every night, and then left with injuries all over their bodies.

If it goes on like this, I'm really going to lose sleep.

Lu Qiqi picked up a steamed stuffed bun and gnawed on it, and was surprised when I walked in listlessly. "What shameful thing did you do last night? Why are you so sad?"

What's the matter with this man?People who say people are mourning early in the morning are really annoying!

I stared at him resentfully, every cell in my body was saying that I wanted to kill him!

"I'm fighting wits and courage with them every night, so why don't you have anything to do?!" It's fine that Lu Qiqi and Ah Cha Wang are full of energy, but why are Lan Xie and Huangfu also full of energy every day?

It's so unfair!

Ah Cha Wang jokingly said: "Maybe they think you are a soft persimmon so they can handle it."

It's okay if he doesn't talk, but when he talks, I get angry again.

"Obviously they are all here to deal with you, why do you want to pinch me?!"

Hearing what I said, he also showed a puzzled expression, "Yes, I'm also very curious about why they keep making trouble for you."

Lu Qiqi: "Isn't it because you provoked Concubine Xi before and she hated you, so she ordered them to kill you first and then kill us!"

"Okay, that's enough for the joke." If I continue talking, I can't help but point the green onion porridge in front of him at his head.I asked Ah Cha Wang, "Are you really letting them do whatever they want?"

"The person being teased is you and not me, of course I will let them go!"

I was so angry that I slapped my hand on the table, and my face turned red on the spot.

"You guys are like dogs!"

43. You and I are love

◎New Year's Day.A large group of people watched me inhumanely in the kitchen. "What are you doing in your free time? Today is Chinese New Year, so write blessings, ah

When other people have nothing to do, they just go shopping and walk their dogs. I have nothing to do on the boat, but I just amuse a bunch of idiots.

They acted as businessmen with me, and talked about business with me in a friendly manner. I just took out the financial concepts I read in my previous life and told them, and then their brains were completely scrapped.

I stood on the side of the boat to feed the seagulls, and after a while Huangfu Zhuri came, and he stood there without speaking, staring at the sea expressionlessly, wondering what he was thinking.

It can be detected that he hides many things, even his origin is very mysterious, not to mention that he can perform superb tricks. This kind of person has a very high risk factor, it is best not to provoke him.

It's just that I like mysterious things, and if he doesn't come to provoke me, it doesn't mean that I won't take the initiative to provoke him.

I looked at the seagulls on the side of the boat, and suddenly remembered a horror story about eating seagull meat, so I told him immediately, but he didn't respond at all.

"Hey, isn't the story I'm telling scary?"

"Is cannibalism scary?" he asked me back.

I laughed, "Of course cannibalism is terrible, how can any normal person eat human flesh?"

"When forced to the point of no other choice, I would choose to eat human flesh, and even eat the flesh of my dearest and dearest."

His words made me feel the temperature around me suddenly drop.

"Why do you say that you seem to have eaten human flesh?" I muttered.

"You said it."

Lu Qiqi passed by and saw us having a friendly talk, so he also came over to join in the fun.

"What are you guys talking about?" After asking, he frowned again, his eyes looking back and forth between Huangfu and me. "You guys actually had a chat, didn't you say that he 'harmed' you that day?"

Excited, I stepped forward and covered his mouth, and by the way, covered his other two outlet holes, hoping that he would die on the spot.

He broke my hand, "What? Stepped on your tail? You are so excited."

"You dog mouth can really talk."

Ever since I knew that Lu Qiqi had lost his mana, I wasn't afraid of him any more. Sometimes I insisted on winning the fights, and used all personal attacks.

His venomous tongue is not weak, but it is a pity that he is still a little bit close to meeting me.

He stopped talking while talking, often because he couldn't talk to me, so he had to keep his mouth shut.

In fact, I think Lu Qiqi has a really good temper. When I scold him, he doesn't hurt, and he can still smile, except for one person.

——A Tea King.

King Ah Cha disliked him, so he was also smiling, but anyone with a discerning eye could see how bitter that smile was.

You are obviously sad, but you insist on pretending to be happy. What else can you do to treat someone so carefully?For love of course.

When I realized their relationship, I was totally shocked.

"Ugh--"

Lan Xie's hand making tea trembled imperceptibly.

He looked at me helplessly, and said, "Since you came back, this is the 120th and fourth time you have sighed. What is it that bothers you so much?"

Feng Xu was cleaning his sword outside, when he heard Lan Xie's question, he put down his sword, walked over, and looked at me with worry in his eyes.

I was amused by his expression, smiled and explained: "Don't think too much, I'm not sick, and I'm not feeling well, I'm just sighing for Ah Cha Wang and Lu Qiqi."

Lan Xie: "Why are you sighing for them?"

"Of course it's for their love."

The sword fell from the table.

Seeing Feng Xu's stunned look, I sighed again: "Don't tell me, you really didn't see the tricks between them."

"The Mozun loves to cling to Ah Cha King very much, but is this love? Isn't he doing a spoof on purpose?"

Sometimes Lan Xie is a transparent person, but sometimes she is too straight.

I was speechless, "If you fall in love with someone, your mouth can lie, but your eyes can't be fake. Lu Qiqi's eyes on Ah Cha Wang are so tiresome!"

"Does being like him mean that you are in love with someone?" Feng Xu asked.

"Correct."

Lan Xie: "Why didn't I see this relationship between them before?" She muttered in a low voice.

I was surprised, "Before? You knew them before?"

Facing my searching eyes, Lan Xie calmly looked away, "I mean I didn't notice it until today, until today