He in the Legend of the Three Realms

After listening to her words, I subconsciously said: "You are ugly, why are you also a fool?"

Oops, if you speak too bluntly, this woman will definitely become angry from embarrassment.

Sure enough, as soon as I raised my head, I saw that her hand had been raised and waved towards my face.

It's over now, the five finger prints must not have escaped, and what's even more frightening is that her nails are too long. If the technique is not good, the skin may be broken and scars will be left on her face.

I really regret it at the beginning, I shouldn't owe it.

"Wait a minute!" The silent woman who had been watching all this silently grabbed her suddenly.

"what are you doing?"

"Don't be stupid, he's a prince. Before you hit him, think about the consequences. If King Ah Cha and the Immortal Realm find out, you'll probably have to go underground and become Concubine Huan."

It turns out that this brainless woman is Concubine Huan.

She is not one of the four palaces, but she is obviously in the same camp as the woman next to her, otherwise she would not have listened to her so much.

Concubine Huan may have learned how to change faces, and her expression management is excellent. "I forgot for a moment, but fortunately you reminded me, otherwise I would have made a big mistake."

The mood changes so fast, I can't accept it for a while.

I don't know if I didn't read the almanac when I went out today or what, why did I feel like I got the wrong script?

Isn't this kind of palace fighting drama all about concubines?It's fine for me as a big man to get involved, but what's the matter with enjoying it very much?

Am I perverted?

When I go back, I will shut the door and reflect on myself.

"What were you doing behind the rockery just now? What did you hear?"

OMG, the interrogation is finally here.

He called me before the lines were written, which made me panic in an instant.

I blinked my big innocent eyes, put my hands on my face, and said softly to her: "I'll tell you a secret, I was talking to the rockery just now."

"The rockery can talk?"

"correct."

"Then what did you just say?"

"I want to say, it won't let me tell it, it says it's a secret, and I can only know what it knows, and don't let others know."

She raised an eyebrow and laughed.

She said: "Then you can ask the rockery now to see if it agrees with you to tell me the secret."

"It definitely doesn't agree."

"I didn't hear it when it spoke just now, maybe it agrees now."

With such a mentally handicapped conversation, Concubine Huan said that she couldn't listen anymore, and ran out to show her presence: "Enough, it's impossible for the rockery to talk, he's just a fool."

Thank you Concubine Huan.

Playing stupid can fool Concubine Huan, but it doesn't seem to be practical for the woman in front of her.

Because the woman in front of her had four big words "I don't believe it" written all over her face.

Looking at it from this angle, I saw a kind smile on her face, but the smile didn't reach her eyes, and her dark eyes were full of terrifying coldness.

Until this moment, I am more sure of my previous intuition.

The woman with a fierce look in front of her is Concubine Xi.

The biggest villain in King Acha's harem!

It's really unlucky, if you get lost, you can still meet the female villain, and even be bumped into by the female villain and her companions, probably there is no one else.

She asked me: "Did you really hear the rockery talk?"

"Ah."

"Then why isn't it talking now?"

I looked towards the rockery, "It's tired and fell asleep. If you want to hear it talk, you can stand here and wait for it to wake up before talking to it."

She suddenly stopped asking questions.

I knew she was trying to see if I was stupid or not.

I feel strange.

Aren't they just talking about King Ah Cha's departure to the South China Sea, and they didn't conspire to rebel.So what if I heard such a trivial matter?Why is she so nervous that she has to block me here?

Could it be that before I came, they also told other shocking secrets?

Could it be... to send assassins to assassinate King Acha on the road, and if he wants to kill King Acha, he can justifiably become the new king while all the dragons in Huangquan are leaderless?

After I go back, I have to remind King Ah Cha, don't go out to find the secret treasure, the throne and the harem will be gone when I come back.

34. Low configuration magician is online!

◎Just as I was worrying about Ah Cha King wholeheartedly, I didn't notice that Concubine Xi's murderous aura was getting stronger and stronger, and she even approached me step by step. ……◎

Just as I was wholeheartedly worrying about King Ah Cha, I didn't notice that Concubine Xi's murderous aura was getting stronger and stronger, and she even approached me step by step.

Until someone shouted from the pavilion above: "Hey, you are also here, as well as His Royal Highness."

Um?Another one who knows me?

When I looked back, I saw a lady wearing a light-yellow shirt and gorgeous makeup standing in front of the pavilion, looking at us with a bright smile.

Wow, beauty!

Finally, I saw a normal woman. She was gentle at first glance, and she was full of mature women's breath.

Just the type I liked in my previous life.

It’s been so long since I’ve been here, and I’m really lonely without being nourished by love. Maybe God let me meet her after hearing my longing?

But in the next second, Concubine Xi's words shattered my fantasy.

"Why is Concubine Fu so elegant today?" She said, and looked at me thoughtfully.

Well, I was thinking too much, she is a married woman.

It turned out that she was not sent by God, but was deliberately sent by the script because it was not lively enough.

I feebly raised my hand to say hello: "Hi, 'Pay' is good!"

"..."

Maybe it's because I've learned my ability to play an idiot, so the three of them took it easy and didn't bother to pay attention to what I said.

Concubine Fu: "Recently, the weather is always changing. Take advantage of the sunny weather to come and sit in the garden. After a while, I guess I won't be able to see the beautiful scenery of a hundred flowers blooming."

Concubine Huan couldn't hear what she said, and asked curiously: "Why can't I see it? Is it possible that who would dare to break in here and pull out the flowers?"

Her brain circuit is straightforward enough.

Fortunately, she was on Concubine Xi's side, but if she were on our side, we would be in bad luck.

Concubine Xi's face was also not very good-looking, obviously offended by Concubine Huan's idiot.She was not in the mood to explain Fu Fei's subtext, but told Fu Fei: "I agree with you that the storm is coming, but those wind and rain... I think you brought it, and what he brought is a demonic wind and demonic rain. The tea king is not good, we are also the concubine of the tea king, we should think about him, I just stopped him to ask a few words, why are you nervous for him, concubine Fu?"

who?Who here will be disadvantageous to Ah Cha King?

I was at a loss, and when I turned my head, I met Concubine Xi's eyes.

I feel that I have shivered enough since I came to Huangquan. These women are all tigers, and they are more difficult to deal with than one. They look like they want to eat people when they are fierce.

Concubine Fu didn't take it seriously, "A foolish prince has no threat to King Ah Cha, why do you bother with him?"

I silently praised Concubine Fu.

Seeing this, I finally understand that Concubine Fu is not with them, on the contrary she is speaking for me.

"You think he's stupid?"

"Isn't he just a fool?"

"Have you ever heard of a fool who can open a shop and be the boss? Can he also sell goods online?"

Listening to the villain solemnly pronounce modern nouns, I almost spit!She didn't even care that every word she said could expose me and hold my handle.But I have to be patient, and I must not fail.

"It seems that what you said makes sense." Concubine Fu sat down on the bench. "It is rumored that His Royal Highness is stupid and sober at times. It is really confusing. Maybe this is a natural ability?"

Concubine Xi didn't care if it was a natural ability or not, she also knew that Concubine Fu was rambling on purpose, and said directly: "Then how can you be sure whether he is sober or stupid now, or is he already sober but pretending to be an idiot with us? ?”

Concubine Huan felt that she had fainted, and the two words "sober" and "stupid" kept echoing in her head.

She stroked her thoughts, and then asked Concubine Xi: "Then why do you think he won't pretend to be sober when he's stupid?"

Everyone is silent.

I can only say that the realm is too high, and I am not strong enough to perform it.

Concubine Fu remained silent, her eyes shifted from Concubine Xi to me.

What do you mean by not talking?Didn't you say yes to help me?Why do you look like you want to watch a show now?The location to watch the play has been chosen, but there is only a plate of melon seeds missing, right? !

After receiving the not-so-obvious signal from Concubine Fu's eyes, I immediately had an epiphany.

It is impossible to drop a divine weapon from the sky, and you have to save yourself at a critical moment.

Then it's time to show the real technology!

Continue the great business of pretending to be stupid!

I clapped my hands cheerfully and said, "It's rare for everyone to gather together...in the back garden, how about I perform a magic trick for everyone!"

Concubine Xi stared at me with a dark face, as if watching me continue to play dumb.

Concubine Fu above is still watching a play.

In this way, if I want to save my life, I really need to rely on myself.

Maybe Concubine Huan has a cat in her life, so she also has the character of a cat, and she is curious about novelties.As soon as I heard magic, I immediately asked: "What is magic?"

"Advanced juggling."

After all, Concubine Huan looked at me and took out a box with strange patterns drawn out of nowhere. Inside the box were cards of the same size, each with patterns and numbers on it.

I chose one, "My lucky number is nine, which means long and long." I still have some research on numbers. As for which aspect of research...it is naturally a homophonic stalk of numbers.

Liushun and Bafa are old stalks, and I have tried Jiujiu's stalks time and time again.

Concubine Huan: "This is... what?"

"Playing cards." After the selection, put all the other cards back into the box. "It doesn't matter what it is, you just need to know it's the card