He in the Legend of the Three Realms

What are you trying to do to me? "

"I heard that you opened a shop that specializes in selling oden?"

When he heard it, he thought I was a foodie, and his tense nerves relaxed a little. "So I wanted to eat oden." He glanced at the sky, "Now you go to Chengxi Renji and line up, and you can buy it in three hours."

"Three hours?" My brain is sick, I don't sleep at night and go to queue.Wait, it doesn't look like he's talking big. Could it be that his business is really booming, and he has to sacrifice his sleep time to queue up to buy it? !

"Your business is doing well?"

"I'm not boasting. The business is so good that I'm considering opening a chain store these days."

Want to open a chain store?I'm furious!

"Do you know what oden means?"

"I don't know, and I don't want to know, and I've always thought the name was weird and awkward, and I'm thinking of changing it."

"Do you think you are raising kittens and puppies? And change the name? Why don't you change your face by the way?!"

"What do you mean?"

"I'm afraid you are too thick-skinned to cover up the subcutaneous fat."

"what are you saying?"

"You can't even understand the words of a fool, are you sure you are a normal person?"

He was speechless.

Normal people can't understand the stupid words of fools, right?If you understand it, wouldn't you be a fool?

Wait, you're obviously not a fool.

He became angry from embarrassment, "Why did you come to me?"

I stopped playing around with him, and said directly: "My family lost a copy of the formula and it was stolen by you. Now I'm here to settle the score with you!"

Hearing this, he instantly understood.

"I didn't steal your oden recipe. I bought a copy online and made it myself. I didn't expect the taste to be very close...no...it's a hundred times better than your oden."

"Shameless! Why don't you learn how to tie cherry knots with such a strong tongue? You insist on stealing my business?!"

"Isn't it an idiot not to develop business opportunities?" He replied confidently.

I am so angry!He reached into his breast pocket.

"Hey, hey, a gentleman, don't use your mouth but don't use your hands. Don't take out your weapon to scare me! Let me tell you, I have never been scared by anyone since I was a child, so if you scare me to death, you just wait. Give me my life!"

"Are you sick? Killing you by scaring you to death is not in line with the behavior of a fool like me!"

Is it necessary to follow the fool to the end?

In fact, anyone with eyes can see that you are not stupid.

He knew it in his heart, but he didn't say it, but who knew that I became more and more active.

I threw him what I had already prepared.

The bright red paper, with big characters in gold on it, he blurted out: "Wedding invitation?! You want to get married?!"

"It's a gauntlet!"

Open it and take a closer look, it really is a letter of war.

"Then why is it red?"

"Otherwise I'll make it black for you, do you dare to pick it up?"

The bickering came to an end, and I told him: "The day after tomorrow is the first day of the Lunar New Year, you and I set up a duel on Chengxi Street at the same time, the side with better business, more customers and more money will win."

"Is there any reward?"

"If you win, I'll beat you up and pretend it didn't happen."

"I refuse to accept the challenge," he said quickly.

"You have no choice, if you dare not come, I will break your dog legs!"

"Who would force others to accept the challenge!"

"You can see it now."

Facing such a strong and unreasonable person, he could only suffer from being dumb.Then he didn't forget to ask: "If you win, you will be beaten, but what will happen if you lose?"

"It's nothing if you lose."

Before he could breathe out, he heard me say again: "If you lose, you just run around the ghost town and yell 'I'm a pervert' three times."

"Go to hell!"

21. No. [-] Malatang in the World

◎New Year's Day.

A large group of people watched me inhumanely in the kitchen.

"What are you doing in your free time? Today is Chinese New Year, so write blessings, ah

New Year's Day.

A large group of people watched me inhumanely in the kitchen.

"Why do you have nothing to do? Today is the Chinese New Year. There are so many things to do, such as writing blessings and making dumplings. I really don't have to look at me all the time. I feel so uncomfortable!"

Lan Xie explained: "Chinese New Year is not popular in the Immortal Realm. This is my first time to celebrate the New Year outside, and I don't know what to do, but what you said seems to be something that ordinary people would do, and it is not popular in Huangquan. "

Hearing what she said, I also realized the problem. "Then what are you going to do during Chinese New Year in Huangquan?"

Feng Xu: "I heard that people in Huangquan have to jump the Naihe Bridge during the Chinese New Year."

"Ah? Why are you jumping over the Naihe Bridge?"

"Under the Naihe Bridge is the River of Forgetfulness, jumping into it means welcoming new students."

"My swimming skills are too bad. The Wangchuan River is so fast that I'm afraid I'll die if I jump in. Are there any other activities we can participate in?"

Feng Xu said one by one: "The people of the Huangquan clan will go on a night walk with ghosts that day, and pray for smooth sailing next year."

"Can we play with the first team?"

"No, once it is found that people who are not from Huangquan have mixed in, they will be caught out to light sky lanterns."

"Fuck, it's too bloody and violent! Forget it, let's eat dumplings at home in peace, and stop going out to play with them."

"What are you cooking now?" Lan Xie looked at a large piece of bright red soup in the pot, feeling extremely uncomfortable in his stomach, and the smell of the kitchen made them want to cry.

After Fei Ye sneezed six times on No.30, he wiped the liquid seeping from the corners of his eyes, and said, "This is the super Mala Tang invented by His Highness. He said he is going to set up a stall on Chengxi Street to sell it tonight."

"Oh, this is the secret weapon you said to deal with Ren Yaofang?" Lan Xie asked. "Do you want to use this pot of soup to smoke him to death?"

Me: "Don't make me too cruel, besides, it's for cooking, it's not what you think. In short, I can't explain a sentence or two to you, and you will see me cooking at night." How delicious is the spicy pot."

The night of the first day of the Lunar New Year in Huangquan was very lively, the streets were bustling, and all the hawkers who were doing business ran out to set up stalls.

Apart from the fact that the street at night looks very creepy under the light of the red lanterns, and the servant boy standing at the door looks like he is going to kill people at any time, everything else is fine.

It is worth mentioning that this night, the ghost domain will be wrapped in a layer of purple smoke.

It is said that it is the favorite flavor of the tribe, and if they drink too much, it will make them extra energetic.

I temporarily rented a small shop across from Renji shop, moved all my stuff there, and after spending an afternoon tidying up the shop, I was finally able to announce its opening.

No matter which world it is, joining in the fun is a common problem.

After a while, there was a circle of people around the door of the store, and they were all attracted by the smell of Mala Tang.

Fei Ye was forcibly captured by me and helped me introduce the way of eating Malatang to the guests.It took me a long time to write the introductory draft, and Fei Ye had to remember it. Fortunately, Fei Ye not only has a good memory, but also has a good tongue. Under the description, it has become a peerless delicacy that is rarely tasted in the world.

Fei Ye was making a good introduction, but Lan Xie and Feng Xu on the other side made me very uneasy.

Needless to say, Lan Xie, her personality is that of an iceberg beauty, but after being with me for a long time, she has become a little neurotic (maybe she is a little neurotic herself), and she has been giving cold faces to the guests since they came in.

OK, there is nothing wrong with not being good at interpersonal communication, but it is a bit serious to frighten customers with a cold face.

There was no other way, so I had no choice but to let her into the back kitchen to let me wash and chop vegetables.

In addition, Feng Xu also has the same problem. I think he has a good image, and I want him to stand outside to help me get business. He is fine. He not only stands there with a cold face, but also has a murderous look in his eyes from a distance. How can this be helping me? I'm soliciting business, it's almost helping me solicit hatred.

"Feng Xu, please smile."

Feng Xu was stunned, did not speak, lowered his head silently, and when he raised his head a few seconds later, there was a trace of... a smile on his face?

"Are you sure you're laughing?" That's scary.

"Isn't it?"

"I'm afraid you have misunderstood the term laughter."

I just remembered that since I met Feng Xu, I haven’t seen him smile, even when we talked about funny things, I thought it was because I failed to be funny, but it turned out that he couldn’t laugh. .

I have a headache.

"Too bad, Lan Xie is ashamed of himself compared to you."

The two of them can play colder than the other, and I actually want to make them into a pair. If they really become a pair, how scary it would be.

Feng Xu looked at me in a daze, as if he didn't understand why I compared him with Lan Xie.

In order to save this poor little girl, I have to be patient.

"Come on, follow me." I said to him.

Feng Xu watched me make a smile, and he tried to imitate it, but no matter how he tried to imitate his expression, it was weird, and several guests who met his gaze were scared away by him.

I wondered, "It's not difficult to make a smile, why can't you learn it?"

Feng Xu was a little frustrated.

While I was seriously teaching Feng Xu how to laugh, there was movement from Ren Ji on the other side.

Surrounded by a large group of diners, Ren Veryfang walked out like stars.

The red carpet was ten meters below his feet, surrounded by two lines of flowers, the crowd applauded and whistled continuously, and someone even pulled up a banner for him at the door.

"Isn't it too exaggerated?!" I objected.

Feng Xu asked in a daze: "Do you need me to make a banner for you?"

"Well, I really want it, and it would be better to draw a heart on it..."

honest phoenix