He in the Legend of the Three Realms

I like to generate electricity by the hot spring, and then take off my clothes and jump into the mine pool to swim.

It is because of his amazing talent that I asked him to help me with the wireless network.

Later, when I discussed with him whether electricity could be used everywhere in the Three Realms, we discussed it for three days and three nights. During this period, I taught him all the knowledge about electricity that I had learned in my previous life, and he took notes while listening, I went home and studied for several days before I got the inspiration.

Continuously export the power source in the Thunder Pool, make mascot-like things that are as tall as a person, and put them in various places in the lower realm, and make many high-quality imitations according to the power bank model I gave, and distribute them for free in the lower realm Only then did everyone know that Thunderbolt can still be used in this way.

But one night, when brother Yazi and I went to the roof to collect lightning, an accident happened.

Due to our mistake, one of the thunder and lightning accidentally fell into the lower realm and disappeared. We didn't pay much attention at the time, thinking that it might have fallen into the human world, because the human world is blessed by the fairy world, and generally thunder and lightning will not harm mortals.

At most, it is regarded by ordinary people as a thunderstorm in the daytime, and it will be fine after the sound is over.

But he never expected that the place where the thunder and lightning went was not the mortal world, but the jurisdiction of King Acha - Huangquan.

18. Cook delicious food for friends

◎Today is the weekend. According to the living habits of the previous life, after five working days a week, it is natural to give myself two days off to rest.

My name is Shanglan...◎

Today is the weekend, according to the living habits of the previous life, after five working days a week, it is natural to give myself two days off to rest.

I called Lan Xie and Feng Xu to play Doudizhu in the house.

I won a lot of money after playing a few games, and I wanted to accept it when I was good, but Lan Xie's desire to win came out again to make troubles, grabbed me and Feng Xufei and refused to let us go, and wanted to win back no matter what.

I can tell that she doesn't care about money, but that she is unwilling to lose to us.

But who told her that her poker skills were bad? In the last two games, Feng Xu and I were deliberately waterproof, but she still lost to us.

As a result, I spent the whole day playing cards with her in the house, and even later it became a training of her card skills. She got better at playing cards, and Feng Xu and I suffered.

"Your Highness, Your Highness! Something happened!"

Fei Ye, the boss of the flying butterflies, rushed in.

It just so happened that I was in a bad mood, so don't blame me for being rude since some people have offered to come to your door as a punching bag.

Before Fei Ye could tell what happened, I threw a card over his face, and then choked him inhumanely from behind to help him move his muscles and bones.

Feng Xu reacted very quickly. He first stood up holding the cards, then pretended to accidentally trip over the table legs, took the opportunity to throw the cards in his hand, and knocked the cards in Lan Xie's hand as well.

This time the cards are all messed up, so naturally there is no need to continue playing.

Fei Ye didn't know where he offended me, but he really felt that his arm was going to be separated from his body, and he kept begging while screaming: "Oh, Your Highness, let go, my hand is about to break!"

Seeing that the wings on his back are looming, it must be really painful.

I learned this move to defeat the enemy with one hand from Feng Xu.

Back then, in order to teach me and let me feel the lethality brought by this move, he used me as a living target for inhumane practice. Naturally, I knew how painful it would be for a person whose arm was twisted.

To be honest, compared to Feng Xu, he is nothing but a big witch.

I dare say that I am definitely not as powerful as Feng Xu.

I let go of Fei Ye, "Don't pretend, I'm fine at all, don't make too much effort, you don't have to act like my hand is about to be twisted off, okay?"

"Why is there not much force? I really felt that my hand was about to break, so I didn't pretend to be in pain."

He saw the mess in the house.

"Are you just playing cards?"

"Nonsense, you can't see the cards all over the place?"

It may be that the pain was too much just now, Fei Ye's head has not yet come to his senses, although his head is a little unconscious, but he still saw the paper cup on the table.

His eyes lit up when he saw the paper cup, just like a bee seeing honey, and his saliva drools.He immediately rushed over to pick up the paper cup, but found that the weight was not right, and when he opened the lid, it was indeed empty.

"Hey, Your Highness, why is my strawberry milkshake gone?"

I took it away, "It's not yours, it's mine. Since it's mine, it's empty because I drank it up."

"I also want to drink."

"You, a butterfly, should be picking honey and eating strawberry milkshake."

"Please, I'm a butterfly fairy and not a butterfly in the mortal world. Anyway, I'm a high-level creature who has been enlightened. How can I only eat nectar? I will eat anything delicious."

Lan Xie knew what a strawberry was, but she didn't understand what it was after the word milkshake, so she asked me, "What is a strawberry milkshake?"

"A strawberry smoothie is simply a drink made by whisking strawberries and milk."

"It doesn't sound like anything."

She thought it was very simple, but I, a new human being, felt dissatisfied.

Although I'm not a girl, and I don't like desserts very much, but because it is a very popular drink in my hometown, I decided to show the bumpkins in front of me how sacred drinks are in the 21st century.

"Feng Xu, help me go to the orchard and pick a basket of strawberries."

Feng Xu went out with the basket.

Then I handed Lan Xie an iron bucket, "You go to the farm to milk some milk."

Lan Xie also went.

Leave me and Fei Ye in the room.

Fei Ye watched me take out a blender and put it on the table, then moved to the wooden couch and sat on it, then closed my eyes and recuperated.

Fei Ye is my porter for delivering things, which is equivalent to modern express delivery. His labor reward is to come to my place to eat and drink. He is a pragmatic and simple little fairy.He likes to drink milkshakes the most, but he has only drank them, and has never seen how milkshakes are made.

However, he believes that to make such a sacred and delicious drink, the production method behind it must be very complicated.

He thought he would use a lot of tools, but unexpectedly I only brought up the blender, and then sat aside to rest.

He was curious, "Huh? Don't you need to prepare anything else?"

"No, the tools are ready, just wait for them to help me get the raw materials back."

"You just asked Fairy Jinghong to help you milk the cow..."

"You are a man, but you can't underestimate women. Lan Xie can handle the milking work by himself."

Fei Ye wanted to complain a little, but he held back after thinking about it.

After a while, I couldn't take it anymore. "I'm not looking down on women, I just think how can you let her be a girl to do that kind of thing? Shouldn't that kind of thing be done by you as a man?"

I was silent, and after a few seconds, I raised my eyes and looked at him. "To be honest, is Lan Xie a weak woman in your eyes?"

This time he was silent.

In less than half an hour, Feng Xu and Lan Xie came back.

I washed the strawberries with salt water, cut them into small pieces, put them in the blender, poured milk into the blender, put the lid on, plugged the blender into the Baby Bear brand power bank, and the blender buzzed.

After a while, I opened the lid, poured the finished milkshake into a paper cup, and served it to them.

They tasted it and immediately fell in love with the taste.

"How is it? Is it delicious?"

Fei Ye immediately replied: "I like it! I can't wait to drink it every day."

The other two didn't speak, but judging from the looks on their faces, it wasn't hard to see that they were satisfied with the strawberry milkshake.

Lan Xie put down the paper cup and looked at the mixer on the table. "You have a lot of strange things here, and the drinks you make are also very strange, including the food."

"That's right, I also eat a lot here, such as hot and sour noodles, small hot pot, Kanto cooking, etc. You have never eaten, how about I cook a big meal for you tonight so that you can taste what is the most powerful Chinese cuisine .”

"what!"

Fei Ye yelled loudly, which shocked us all.

I jokingly said, "Isn't your reaction too big? Isn't it just a meal? As for being so exaggerated?"

He hastily interrupted, "No, I finally remembered why I came to you today. I came to you to tell you about this."

"What is it?"

"The oden you sell has been plagiarized!"

"what?"

"I'm delivering goods in the ghost domain. I heard a few ghosts chatting on the road, saying that there is a new store in Naihe Ancient Town, which specializes in selling oden. I bought a bowl and tasted it. Guess what?"

"Unpalatable?"

"No, on the contrary, it tastes great, and what's even more amazing is that it tastes exactly like the oden you sell."

I was a little confused, "How do you know what the taste of the oden I sell is?"

"Uh……"

"Have you ever eaten?"

"A little bit, but that's not the point. The point is, you shouldn't feel very angry. Should you go to Huangquan to investigate? If the other party grabs your business and grabs you, it's okay for everyone. How can you plagiarize your ingredients and recipes to cook? Are you selling it to others?!"

I put my arms around my chest, "Plagiarism is serious."

He replied, of course, "Yes."

"Hmph, I really should meet the thief who stole the recipe for a while." I slapped the table heavily, "I also want to tell him that as long as I'm around, he will never try to surpass me in business!"

"Your Highness is domineering!"

19. The man who was "stabbed" by a cucumber

◎The sun is shining tonight.

No one sleeps tonight.

It was all due to losing the boxing game after dinner, so I had to sneak into the big family Fei Ye mentioned to find out the truth.

Investigate... ◎

Sunny tonight.

No one sleeps tonight.

All because of the guessing game after dinner