He in the Legend of the Three Realms

He in the Legend of the Three Realms

Author: Proposal

Introduction:

??Get ready for a shopping hurricane! ??

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◎Concept: People need to use their heart to feel what they really want sometimes

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Rebirth cannot live in vain.

Work hard to make big money without high-strength mana!

There are too many businesses in the Three Realms, dazzling. There are zoos in the Immortal Realm, and characteristic streets in the Ghost Realm. Even the prisoners in the Demon Realm do not forget to develop side jobs in their cells.

Anyway, the down-and-out phoenix is ​​better than a chicken, let's see how I can use the 21st century live streaming function to look down on the three worlds!

My name is Weisheng Ling, and now I am the phoenix of the fairy world.

I was an ordinary businessman in my previous life. I opened a supermarket, but it closed the day before it opened.

After rebirth, I found that Shangchao was still there in the space.

I used to love beautiful women very much. I lived a new life and got an iceberg fiancée, but my fiancée is very skilled in martial arts, and she always draws a sword to fight and kill. Fortunately, she is very protective of me.

In order to realize my dream of making money, I broadcast live in the Three Realms.

Demon respects me (NO)

The king of Huangquan rushed to recognize me as a younger brother (ON)

Even the hired servants have different thoughts about me (ON or YES?)

On the first day of selling, my wallet was getting bigger and bigger.

The return message came the next day.

What?Concubine choked on my food?

Such a big oolong... no... such a big fog meeting, how can I blame her for choking to death while eating?

What?The quality of the goods is not good?

How could it be bad to get rid of it? !I swallowed my own laundry detergent and completely replaced the bubble machine, which shows how tenacious my vitality is...not...it's the quality of my products!

Suddenly the painting style changed suddenly, and I had to follow them to find things.

It's fine to find something, why is it like watching a supernatural movie all the way, you get convulsions every now and then?

There is also a legend about that person... I can eat "my" melon just by gossiping?

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One-sentence summary: Get ready for a shopping hurricane!

Conception: People need to use their heart to feel what they really want sometimes

1. The great cause of live broadcasting started

◎"Hey hey—hey hey——"

"come on! Come on--"

Stop it, don't get me wrong!

Both words came from the same mouth. ……◎

"Hey-hey-"

"come on! Come on--"

Stop it, don't get me wrong!

Both words came from the same mouth.

The above words and deeds have no color, please wear a filter lens.

It has been eight months and 24 days since Soul Transmigration came to this grotesque world. As a phoenix reborn from the ashes, I admit that I don’t have much ambition, and I don’t want to study spells hard to become a master in the future. After all, being a fairy is risky, fighting and killing all day long, if you are not careful, it is very likely that the phoenix will turn into a turkey.

what did you say?

Oh, to visit the feeling that I came into this world.

Well, let me tell you this.As a viviparous higher primate, the first feeling when I come here is that I am honored to experience the process of gestation of oviparous animals.The eggshell is pitch black, and I can’t see anything. When I first came here, I was so flustered. I didn’t know what I was. I cried with my head in my arms and reflected on what bad things I did in my previous life. a member.

Fortunately, the discomfort did not last long, and I was born.

It turns out that I am the one hundred and fifth great-grandson of the Emperor of Heaven, named Wei Sheng Ling.

Yes, you heard that right, the great-grandson of the Emperor of Heaven.How about it?Domineering!I was born in the God Realm. I was born with my own aura. The aura is more than 1.8 meters, and I have everything.

It’s not that I’m bragging, once the eggshell is broken, my gorgeous figure is looming in the light, as if I can hear the awesome BGM, and the sound of gasping around is also one after another. connected.

Hahahaha, there is no way, a man born to be a king!

At that time, the light shot the clouds into a sieve, and everyone in the sky and the world did not know that I, the one hundred and fifth Phoenix King, had come to this world.

Well, now that the good ones are over, it's time to talk about the bad ones.

After all, I am a very rational person, and I also pay attention to objectivity and fairness when talking about things.As the saying goes, if everything is good, there must be bad, and every situation has two sides.I am very proud to be reborn as a phoenix, and I am very proud to have blood ties with the old man, the Emperor of Heaven, but as I said just now, my ranking is [-], which means that there are [-] turkeys ahead of me... ...Oh, no, it's Phoenix. Like me, they all once made awesome appearances, and they all once attracted the attention of thousands of people.

It is hard to say that the only difference is that they are successful and famous now, but I am a loser.

It took two or three days to visit various places in the fairy world, and while building a good relationship with other gods, I asked about the situation of those brothers and sisters by the way.

Nine help justice, nineteen go to the mountains to learn art, 29 form a group to pick up equipment, 39 participate in variety shows, and out of the remaining nine, eight are studying at the graduate school, and the remaining one is under me. .

For this reason, I went home and learned from the pain. I tossed and turned for several days and couldn't sleep. After three hours of hard writing, I finally had a plan for my next life.

That is - to open a supermarket.

Forgot to say.

When I was reborn, I accidentally brought over the supermarket I opened in the 21st century.

I became a supermarket owner at a young age. I was catching up with the trend and wanted to experience a live online delivery of goods, so I could enjoy the feeling of people sitting at home and money flowing like water. I didn’t expect that I just met a very popular After meeting the live-streaming lady, she hung up the guard railing halfway.

Forget it, I was unlucky in my last life, but fortunately I can be a hero again, I believe that the bad luck in the past is gone, happiness in this life is waving to me, and Yuan Bao is singing around me: "The magic of love goes round Circle, I miss you and think of wallet ding-dong, night and day..."

Very good, very good, the blueprint of life has been opened——

The first step in life is very important. As the saying goes, one small step for human beings, one big step for civilization... Ahhh, I made a mistake, try again, it is the first step in life to take the first step steadily, even if the boat capsizes later, you can still support it, this is all Life experience ah!

Thinking of this, I felt a surge of excitement in my heart, and I hurried out and rode my beloved little donkey cart to find the number one partner.

You ask me, why don't I fly when I'm obviously a phoenix?

My brain is sick, didn’t I just say that there are many phoenixes in the sky, if anyone wants to fly, you have to ask how many air routes there are, and the birds in the sky are not only phoenixes, but also have different types. If something as small as a palm and as big as a hot air balloon is flying in the sky, it is easy to cause an aviation accident, and you may not know where it will fall.

Not to mention other surprises...

Chi-

If something goes wrong, something goes wrong, and the donkey won't leave.

My donkey has a good temper, and usually won't give up halfway. The only thing that can stop its noble hooves is the bird droppings from the sky.

So, there are many birds and gods in the fairy world, and they pass by the top of their heads every day, so we should pay attention to quality, don’t just shit in the air, fortunately, I and the donkey passed by today. The donkey has a good temper!

2. Regarding the wireless network...

◎I found a brother who was working on an invention, and I asked him to set up a fairyland wireless network, which is still a global connection, unlimited streaming package, after all, it is only used by me,...◎

I found a brother who was working on an invention, and I asked him to build a fairyland wireless network, which is still a global network, with unlimited streaming packages. After all, it is only used by me, so I can waste it as much as I want. Good for the public.

This red and green brother is a talent. Although his taste is not good, he does things unambiguously, and the wireless network is not bad.

It's just that this grid looks familiar, and the color, you can't use Yuelao's red wire to make the grid, right?I have nothing else to say, I can only sigh with emotion: What a talent!

Technological inventions are indispensable, but they must be developed slowly.

As soon as the wireless network was tied up, Taibaijinxing came.

"Master Zero, your thread is everywhere, blocking the sun."

I said to him: "You old man is really talking nonsense with your eyes open. At most, my net just roasted the passing birds. Where is the sun blocked? Don't you see that there are holes everywhere?"

"But the fact is that there's less sunlight."

"Nonsense! The sun has not diminished!"

"How can you see it."

"Well, the ultraviolet light hasn't decreased, and the King of Hades is still as dark as ever." I pointed to King Qin Guang who was holding a memorial in the distance. "He can tan after staying underground all year round, which shows how strong the penetration of sunlight is."

Taibai Jinxing was speechless.

It just so happened that a blind bird hit the net, crackling sparks and lightning, and a burning smell spread out, and a faint smell of meat could be faintly smelled.

The stomach rumbled untimely.

I glanced at Taibaijinxing, and then at the black charcoal-shaped unknown creature on the ground. "How about we eat and chat?"

After a smooth negotiation, we each took a step back, and the wireless network was still built, but an enchantment was required.Don't think too much, it's not to protect the wireless network, but to beautify the sky and prevent the grid-like shadows on the ground, so make them invisible.Unexpectedly, the brainless birds came again later, filling our stomachs for several more meals. When Taibai Jinxing left, he carried several of them with both hands.

Then it's time to own a cell phone.

Fortunately, there is one in my supermarket