Fairy gift

If you make a wish, you will get a spirit, and you will never be deceived. "

Tang Zhu: "..."

A casual joke made the arrogant and glamorous Xianjun say the advertisement, it is simply... so cute...

"Ahem, should you listen to me now?" Lan Shi didn't have the heart to interrupt this beautiful atmosphere, but in order to resolve the "misunderstanding" between them, he had to reluctantly open his mouth to interrupt them.

"please say."

Lan Shi: "I just remember wanting to worship the Avalokitesvara when I saw it, but there is no incense in the temple..."

Hearing this, Tang Zhu interjected, "Which temple is no one paying homage to?"

Yun Piaoji noticed a detail, "You said there is no incense in the temple, so what happened to the incense candles in the altar?"

"I went down the mountain to the town to buy it and lit it and put it in." Lan Shi said with an embarrassed smile.

Two people: ...

"Since you were able to get out before, why were you trapped inside later?"

I don't know what Lan Shi thought of, his face suddenly became serious and he said: "When I finished worshiping Guanyin and looked up, the statue of Guanyin was alive, and his eyes were open and staring at me. On the contrary, it looks like a ghost." Perhaps the scene at that time was so impressive that he still couldn't help shivering when he thought of it now.

Yun Piaoji: "What does your being trapped have to do with this bell?"

"I was very scared at the time, so I shouted for help at the door, but unfortunately no one heard it. Just when I was about to give up completely, a woman passed by the door. This bell fell from her body, and the bell rolled all the way to my feet. Later I realized that as long as the bell is there, the monsters will not dare to hurt me, and they can't even get close to me..."

Before he finished speaking, Yun Piaoji excitedly stepped forward and grabbed his collar, and asked, "Where is that woman now?"

"I don't know." Lan Shi felt a little out of breath, "She just passed by and didn't even notice that I was in the temple."

Yun Piaoji conjured up a picture scroll out of nowhere, opened it with a "swish", pointed at the woman in the picture and asked Lan Shi, "Is that what you saw?"

Lan Shi: "It's her." Although it was only a glimpse, he still remembered the other person's face.

Tang Zhu, who was tightly blocked by the picture scroll, took a step aside and stared at Yun Piaoji, "After a long time, someone came here to find a beauty! Come, come, let me see what kind of beauty, Check it out for you." As he said that, he went to get the scroll, but Yun Piaoji quickly gathered the scroll before it touched the edge.

"Go, go, get your paws off."

Tang Zhu turned his head unwillingly, and thought to himself: Hmph, if you don't want to show it to me, I don't mind seeing it!

His eyes fell on the bell, and he understood it after turning his brain, and then said: "So this bell is your token of love for her!"

Hmph, you are too unforgivable to use the bell containing my uncle's ashes as a token of love!

6. Dark meat (Part [-])

◎The next three indiscriminate gods◎

They hid in the cave all night, and they came out after confirming that they were safe. At this time, it was already daylight.

Hungry, the three walked to an inn in the small town ahead for dinner.

Tang Zhu looked at the signature dishes in the shop, slapped the table immediately, and shouted, "Xiao Er, come here!"

"Here we come!" The little errand ran over, with a flattering smile on his face. "What orders do the three guest officers have?"

"Why is there only one dish on the menu in your store?"

Xiaoer: "Our small restaurant only has one plate of meat dishes. If the guest officer wants to serve, the little one will tell the chef immediately."

Tang Zhu asked Yun Piaoji: "We three big men eat one dish?"

"can."

Lan Shi gnawed on his chopsticks and looked at Tang Zhu pitifully as if urging him to order quickly.

Tang Zhu: "I understand. Xiaoer, just serve us a signature dish."

After a while, Xiao Er brought the dishes to them.

It was strange to say that it was clearly a plate of hot sliced ​​meat, but when it was served on the table, there was no smell of meat at all.

Since Yun Piaoji helped Tang Zhu adjust his "physique", Tang Zhu can finally eat like a normal person.He often pestered Mr. Huan to make spicy dishes. Yun Piaoji, who always had a sweet tooth, didn't like the taste of chili peppers, but he never strictly prohibited him from eating spicy food. As for the other two chicken-loving monsters, it didn't matter whether it tasted sweet or not. Spicy doesn't matter.

"Is this meat edible?" Lan Shi dripped with cold sweat.

Looking around at the guests who were eating, they were feasting on the slices of meat on the plate, with satisfied expressions on their faces as if they were eating some delicacies.

Tang Zhu suddenly picked up the plate and put it in front of Yun Piaoji, and said with a smile, "Xianjun, you can eat first."

Yun Piaoji could understand his thoughts at a glance, and said angrily, "Why don't you eat?"

"Hehe, my lord, how dare I move my chopsticks before you?"

Tang Zhu quickly grabbed Yun Piaoji's rice bowl, picked up half of the meat on the plate with his chopsticks, and served it to him respectfully. "Xianjun, please eat."

"..." The speed was so fast that Yun Piaoji had no chance to refuse.

Looking at the black and unknown objects piled up into a hill in the bowl, Yun Piaoji's head was covered with black lines.He suppressed the acidic water churning up from his stomach, and pushed the bowl in front of Tang Zhu, "This time, I promise you to eat first."

Tang Zhu felt as if he was shooting himself in the foot with a rock, so he squeezed out a smile and asked, "Can I refuse?"

"No."

"..."

Lan Shi said: "Well... I think it's better for us not to eat it for safety's sake."

Xiaoer heard this, and said politely: "Guests, please don't waste food."

The three were speechless.

"Yun Piaoji, I like you!" Tang Zhu suddenly stood up and confessed to Yun Piaoji.

The diners in the lobby were all stunned.

Yun Piaoji blushed and said: "You, what are you talking about..."

"It's now!" Tang Zhu picked up the bowl and chopsticks and threw himself at Yun Piaoji, and precisely stuffed the meat slices into Yun Piaoji's mouth.

About half stuffed, Yun Piao quickly pushed Tang Zhu away, leaned on the table and bent over to vomit violently.

The taste of this sliced ​​meat is just... horrible! ! !

The stench and rotten smell, as if eating a dead body.

Tang Zhu rubbed his sore buttocks and stood up, and when he raised his eyes, he met Shang Yun Piaoji's murderous gaze, and hid behind Lan Shi like a lightning bolt in his heart.

Yun Piaoji pointed at him: "Get out!"

"Don't!" Tang Zhu stuck out his tongue at him, but refused to come out.

Now Yun Piaoji was furious.

He glared at Lan Shi who was stunned, "Get out of the way!"

Lan Shi was obedient and wanted to go to the side and stay quietly, but Tang Zhu's claws were firmly on his waistband to prevent him from leaving. He could feel that if he moved a step, Tang Zhu was about to take off his pants in public. How dare he move when his innocence is threatened.

However, Yun Piaoji's eyes were terrifying.

Damn, there is a wolf in the front and a tiger in the back, making him in a dilemma. Is there anyone who can save him? !

"You won't let me?"

Hearing Yun Piaoji's question, Lan Shi subconsciously shook his head, wanting to tell him that it was not he who refused to let him go, but Tang Zhufei who was holding on to him.It's a pity that Yun Piaoji obviously misunderstood what he meant, thinking that he was determined to protect Tang Zhu to the end.

At this moment, Tang Zhu raised his head and fanned Yun Piaoji, "Hmph, if you have the ability, come and catch me yourself!"

Lanshi: ...

Please bro!Are you blind?Didn't you see that Shangxian is getting angry?Why do you have to rush to find death to stimulate him?

"court death!"

He used the immobilization technique on Tang Zhu.

Tang Zhu couldn't move for a moment, he mourned, "I'm going, why did I forget that he can do this?"

Yun Piao rushed over and grabbed Tang Zhu, and dragged him out from behind Lan Shi, but he was so angry that he forgot that he had pinned Tang Zhu down for a moment, and when he was pulling, Tang Zhu fell straight to him, throwing him— Throw on the ground!

Yun Piaoji: ... (eyes wide open)

Tang Zhu: ... (horrified)

"It's really not my fault this time!" Tang Zhu shouted innocently.

Yun Piaoji's face turned dark, "Get off me!"

Tang Zhu: "..." He really wanted to get up, but he couldn't do what he wanted, so he could only lie on Yun Piaoji's body all the time.

Lan Shi squatted aside, eating melons silently.

Tang Zhu wanted to curse when he saw it, but the premise was that he could ignore the angry gaze below him.

"Xianjun, why don't you help me relieve..." Just halfway through the words, I received a heavy punch on the chin.

Tang Zhu saw that the house was spinning and turned completely upside down. He lay on his back on the ground and felt two streams of heat coming out of his nostrils.

"Yun Piaoji, do you want to be so ruthless?!" He was angry!

He felt that the forbidden spell on his body was lifted, so he immediately sat up and wanted to catch Yun Piaoji for revenge.But he was stunned, the person he arrested was not Yun Piaoji, but a child who looked only twelve or thirteen years old.

Tang Zhu asked, "Who are you?"

Why did Yun Piaoji suddenly disappear and be replaced by a little devil.But if you take a closer look, he and Yun Piaoji look alike, especially since they both wear the same mask on their faces.

...That mask should be unique, right?

As soon as Yun Piaoji disappeared, a child appeared wearing a mask. The possibility of this - is zero at all, okay? !

He pointed at that guy and shouted excitedly: "You are Yun Piaoji?!"

"..." The little ghost gave him a look of contempt, then turned his head away from him.

Sure enough it was him!

As far as this stinking virtue is concerned, who else is there besides this guy?

"How did you get smaller?"

Tang Zhu pinched his slightly baby-fat face and looked at him curiously.

He discovered that Yun Piaoji did not turn into a child, but his body suddenly degenerated into a child for some unknown reason.

Yun Piaoji slapped it, "You have the nerve to say it!"