Fairy gift

.He has to serve the careless Lord Xianjun every day, and fight with that idiot Luo Piaoling whenever he disagrees with him, and also take care of a brain-dead who wants to burn alchemy whenever he sees it. Break it into several people.

Fortunately, Lanshi also saved some snacks.Although it is of no great use, at least he can live in peace and not make trouble for himself.

Luo Piaoling pulled Lan Shi by hand, grabbed Lan Shi's face and said to Tang Zhu: "Look at him, such a good baby has made you starved to death, Tang Zhu, won't your conscience ache? ?”

Skinny?

I'm not blind. To be honest, I didn't see the skin and bones, only the flesh and bones.So white and pure, how blind are you to not be able to see it?

Luo Piaoling ignored Tang Zhu's eyes of condemnation, and pulled Taishang Yuqing again, "Taishang, are you hungry too?"

Taishang Yuqing, who only knows how to eat and eat, is full of big meals at the moment, and nodded very cooperatively. "I want to eat big elbow."

"Ah."

Tang Zhu: Big elbows!Why is a Taoist priest who is supposed to be fresh and surprisingly full of big greasy elbows?He said that his pictures were too beautiful to imagine.

Tang Zhu just wanted to say no, but when he looked up, let alone a human figure, there was not a single ghost in sight.

He slowly turned his head and asked Lan Shi: "Where are they?"

Lan Shi pointed to the inn not far ahead, "Going to eat."

Seeing Yun Piaoji who was lost behind him, he turned around in a low-key manner, but he didn't see the two most noisy guys, only Tang Zhu and Lan Shichu staring at him.

"What about them?"

Tang Zhu: "..." I really want to say that they are dead, but I wonder if it is possible?

When they walked into the inn, they saw two starving ghosts feasting on the table. The chopsticks in their hands were staggered on a plate, trying to suppress each other, and neither of them wanted to let the other take away the last piece of pastry.

Just as they were fighting endlessly, the last piece of seven-color pastry on the plate was taken away by a hand that stretched out suddenly.When they recalled it, the pastry had already entered Lan Shi's stomach.

Tang Zhu curled his lips, gloating: "It serves you right!"

The guy who eats alone is the worst!You actually started eating without waiting for them, do you want to show some face?

Yun Piaoji looked at Tang Zhu, "Are you hungry too?"

Tang Zhu nodded sincerely.

They ordered a table full of flavors and flavors, and Xiaoer just served them all, Tang Zhu and Lan Shi didn't dare to move their chopsticks.It wasn't until they saw Yun Piaoji pick up the chopsticks to pick up a dish and put it into the bowl, that they followed the dish and started to devour it.

Seeing them eating with gusto, Luo Piaoling and Taishang Yuqing's eyes lit up, indicating that they could still be fed.

Reluctantly, Lan Shi had already seen through the careful thinking of the two of them, before they reached out to beg for food, he stopped them first and did not allow them to touch the dishes.

It's normal that Lan Shi couldn't stop them, after all, he was no match for the lustful power of the two of them, but Lord Xianjun shot them over with a look, and the two of them huddled into a ball and squatted in the corner obediently, not daring to do anything wrong.

Maybe it's because of the status of the other party's superior, they still have a bit of fear in their bones.

Yun Piaoji is a true immortal after all, he doesn't need to eat whole grains at all, but he just went to the countryside and saw that Tang Zhu and the others ate very deliciously, so he couldn't help but taste a few mouthfuls.After only a few mouthfuls, he didn't want to eat it anymore. He couldn't figure out why ordinary people like these sweet and spicy dishes.

As for Tang Zhu and Lan Shi, they are very satisfied with these dishes.

Most of the reason is that they have stayed in the illusion of Lingshi for too long. Even if the time in the illusion is different from the real time in the real world, they don’t need to eat, but when they leave the illusion, their stomachs growl crazily , Really tortured them crazy.

It doesn't matter how the food tastes, as long as there is something to eat, they said that they are not picky eaters.

After eating and drinking, they soon faced a dilemma.

That is - no money.

The pockets of the five big men were turned upside down, and they couldn't find a penny.

For some reason, everyone's eyes were surprisingly unanimously fixed on Luo Piaoling.

Luo Piaoling was not only not excited about becoming a man who was watched enthusiastically by everyone, but was actually very scared.He couldn't help but raised his hand to gather his clothes, and asked weakly, "What do you mean?"

Tang Zhu: "Ahem, you have been a magic stick for so many years, it is impossible that you have no savings at all." He stretched out his hand towards him, "Stop talking nonsense, hand over the money."

If you say you pay the money, you will pay the money?Do you think you have a big face?Or do you think I'm brain-dead?Why should I hand over the money I earn to you? You are not my daughter-in-law, let alone... I don’t even have a penny!

"No." He roared confidently.

Tang Zhu felt that his hand was a little itchy, and he really wanted to slap him on the forehead.No, no, what are you shouting about?Don't you feel honored to go out without a penny? !

Luo Piaoling: What's the matter with being extremely despised?

Tang Zhu raised his hand and waved: "Okay, sit down for a while, I'll go out and get some money."

Before Yun Piaoji could ask, he rushed out of the inn in a hurry, and after a while he came back swaggeringly, called Xiao Er, and generously gave him a piece of silver.

"keep the change."

Xiao Er happily took it, nodded and bowed to him, and thanked him repeatedly.

As soon as Xiao Er left, Lan Shi asked Tang Zhu, "Brother Tang, where did you get the money?"

"Stealed it." Tang Zhu admitted generously.

I go!In broad daylight, the world is clear, and you can be so confident in stealing money... Are you really not afraid of going out and getting beaten?

Yun Piaoji asked aloud, "Where did you get it?"

For some reason, upon hearing Yun Piaoji's question, Tang Zhu's heart constricted on the spot. After careful consideration, he said carefully: "I met a stupid bully when I went out. He was stealing money on the street. I didn't think so, so I stepped forward stole his money."

Shouldn't it be righteous to let him return the money he robbed?Why are you still stealing money?

Just when everyone was about to denounce Tang Zhu collectively, Yun Piaoji suddenly said, "Very good."

After hearing this sentence, everyone fell silent.

Master Dangdang Xianjun all spoke to praise him for doing a good job, how could they have the right to disagree with Lord Xianjun, so then another very strange scene was staged, everyone praised Tang Zhu against their will.

Looking at the smirking faces, Tang Zhu spat in his heart. Wasn't the money snatched to prevent you from being detained by the boss to help you pay off your debts?With such a sense of justice, why don't I take back the money, or satisfy your desire to work hard.

Tang Zhu's idea is very dangerous.

Luo Piaoling and Taishang Yuqing expressed that they would rush to hug his thigh and beg for forgiveness!

At night, Tang Zhu was summoned by Lord Xianjun, and walked into Yun Piaoji's room with his tired eyelids open as if sleepwalking.I thought something important had happened and I needed to call him over in the middle of the night, but it was just for a plate of pastries.

I don't know what happened to Yun Piaoji, he hated it during the day and refused to eat it, and at night he specially tormented him, asking him to find a way to make him some pastries.

Eat, eat, eat, he wants to put poison in the pastry by the way, poison him to death, and he will be at peace right away.

Tang Zhu knew it might not work, but couldn't help but want to fight for it, "Master Xianjun, why don't you stay overnight, and then eat when you wake up tomorrow morning." It was dark outside and he was sleeping, and he couldn't bear the warm blanket.

What does it mean to stay overnight?Want to make him go hungry all night?

Yun Piaoji looked at Tang Zhu with dangerous eyes, and he slightly opened his thin lips: "You can also hang upside down from the eaves overnight." Let him learn how bats absorb the essence of the sun and the moon.

A million reluctances were revealed in Tang Zhu's terrified eyes.

My lord Xianjun is too black-hearted!

"I see." Tang Zhu resignedly turned his head and walked out the door quickly.

As soon as he opened the door, he ran into Taishang Yuqing who was passing by.

"Huh? How did you..."

Taishang Yuqing walked towards her room in a very low-key way with a plate of pastries. Just as she got here, she almost bumped into someone who came out of the room. The cursing words on the side were immediately swallowed back.Looking at the room he came out of again, he was stunned for a moment, and the plate in his hand was empty just after halfway through the questioning words.

Taishang Yuqing: ...Come out from here?Damn, are you polite?Anyway, listen to people finish talking!

Looking at the empty hands, Taishang Yuqing felt even more grief and indignation, and returned the pastry to me!

He lingered at the door for a while, impulsively wanting to slam the door in several times, but finally gave up.

Who told the people living in it to be Yun Piaoji, he dare not mess with it.If Yun Piaoji was not there, Tang Zhu would be the only one... Heh heh, he still can't beat him. Tang Zhu's force value is too high. I am a weak chicken who can't fight.

It seems a bit unworthy to be beaten for a plate of pastries.

Taishang Yuqing clutched her growling stomach and went back to her room to lay her dead body. Poor Tang Zhu had to wait for Lord Xianjun to finish eating cakes before going back to sleep.

Yun Piao quickly picked up a piece, and said with a look of disgust: "This cake is not good-looking at all."

Anyway, it will be eaten soon, so I still care about whether it looks good or not.

"Fortunately ugly." Yun Piaoji commented sincerely.

Tang Zhu rolled his eyes, he didn't want to stay in the same room with such a picky and troublesome guy.

Yun Piaoji threw the pastry back into the plate, "Forget it, I suddenly lost my appetite, you can take it and throw it away."

Tang Zhu: ...

Cooperating with you is just tossing me, right?

61. There are ghosts in the night

◎Feeding corpses to the alchemy furnace is only done by idiots! ◎

Tang Zhu never dreamed that a plate of humble cakes could lead to a murder.

The No.1 witness at the scene of the body throwing was Taishang Yuqing.

As soon as it was dawn, Taishang Yuqing, a foodie, woke up hungry. He went downstairs and turned into the backyard to find some food.