Fairy gift

He cursed for a while, and after a while he realized that he had been talking to himself, and the person on the other side had no intention of answering at all, he felt that he was bored by cursing dryly, so he shut up.

Unexpectedly, when the person on the opposite side saw him shut up, he quickly stretched his neck and shouted to the kitchen: "Xiaoer!"

"Huh? Why are you called Xiaoer?"

"I'm hungry and need something to eat."

Tang Zhu's complexion is a bit ugly, your uncle!Didn't you just say it's good to eat?You slap yourself in the face so quickly, do you agree?

Xiao Er hurried over, Tang Zhu hurriedly said before Qi Banditye opened his mouth, "Don't bother, I'll treat you, just cook him a bowl of plain noodles."

Qi Banditye: "..." Is this intentional revenge?

But somehow it's kind of cute.

119. The so-called plan

◎Tang Zhu sits on the stage and takes the bait◎

The air was hot and dry at night, and Tang Zhu didn't feel much coolness when he opened his clothes. At this moment, the whole bed covered inside was almost turning into a big steamer.Tang Zhu fumbled to get out of bed and open the window to let the wind blow in, but when he turned over, he touched something warm and hard.

what?Besides him as a giant creature on this bed, where else is there another one?Could it be Ah Piao?

Tang Zhu felt the hairs on his back stand on end.

The bed cover obscured the glimmer, and he couldn't see what was lying next to him, but he found that his bed had grown bigger and wider, as if... two beds pushed together? !

Tang Zhu got angry and kicked him over, "Qi Bandit, wake me up! Damn you, are you full? Why are you putting the beds together? You almost scared me to death!" Little heart, you have to be scared by a fool in the middle of the night.

In his dream, Qi Jieye felt his thigh was hit by someone, he woke up for a second, and then fell asleep again. Before he fell asleep, he did not forget to roll over and hug Tang Zhu, touched his head and said softly: "Don't Let's go to sleep now."

The scalding heat around his face made Tang Zhu's face flushed, and he wanted to get up and slap the idiot next to him twice, but he couldn't do it, because he was held tightly by the idiot and couldn't slap him.

"Get up! You idiot! Don't you forget our agreement during the day?"

It wasn't until then that Qi Gangye opened his eyes dimly, and he asked with sleepiness in his tone, "What agreement?"

Tang Zhu kicked him again, "We made an appointment to go to the mountain to have a look at night."

"Oh."

"Then why don't you let go!" Tang Zhu stared at the hands wrapped around his waist, furious, did this guy treat himself as his mother?Hug as much as you want, I really think that I am still a baby who has not been weaned.

Qi Bandit slowly withdrew his hand.

Tang Zhu passed him and got out of bed to get dressed, opened the window and saw through the gap another villager on the street walking up the hill, dressed as neatly as last night, holding a lantern in his hand.This scene gave Tang Zhu an illusion, as if he had returned to last night again, thinking that what he was going to see later was the same as last night, and he was somewhat irritated.

I've been here for two nights and haven't found the whereabouts of the senior brother and the others, and I don't know if the senior brother and the others are safe staying with Yan Youzhao. Can't settle down.

He looked back at Qi Gangye and said to him, "Go to the next room and steal a piece of clothing."

"Ah?" Qi Banditye was puzzled.

"I plan to sneak in among the villagers tonight, but your clothes are too conspicuous."

Qi Bandit understood, he went out and turned right, counted ten and came back.He didn't shy away from taking off his clothes in front of Tang Zhu's face. The strong muscles exposed to the air made Tang Zhu envious and jealous for a while!

Tang Zhu watched him obediently take off his clothes, and obediently changed into the long red and white robes, and couldn't help joking: "I asked you to change your clothes before, but you were unwilling to do so. You said that clothes are the symbol of your Taoist disciples. You don’t want to take it off even if you die, why did you suddenly figure it out now?”

Hearing this, Qi Gangye's hand holding the clothes trembled slightly.

After he tied the knot around his waist tightly, he said, "So what if I change clothes to complete the task?" He winked at Tang Zhu, "I even sacrificed my innocence to sleep with you, and I still care about clothes." Is it a small matter?"

"rogue!"

Tang Zhu's ear tips were burning hot, and two blushes were floating on his face.

Did this Qi Bandit night take the wrong medicine today?To say such a thing?Tang Zhu opened the window to look at the sky, and muttered, "It's not raining red."

After Qi Bandit heard it, he just smiled and didn't speak.

On the contrary, Tang Zhu suddenly came to his senses. He stepped forward and punched Qi Jieye, pointed at the bed and said, "I was almost fooled by you! You bastard should explain to me what is going on with these two beds." ?!"

"Huh? When did the bed get pushed together?"

"Young devil! If you don't move it, will it run over on its own?" This idiot would pretend to be stupid, it's really maddening!

Qi Bandit rubbed his hair at night, "Okay, okay, let's not argue, it's what you say."

"..." I wipe!What's with this tone of "it's okay, I'll follow you whatever you say"?Sure enough, it's because he didn't wake up? !

"The streets are almost deserted and we can act now."

Tang Zhu resisted the urge to smash the table and went out. Seeing this, Qi Bandit sighed helplessly and followed him.

On the way, they met a man wearing only a middle coat walking numbly. Tang Zhu leaned over and waved in front of his eyes. The other party didn't even move his eyes, staring at the front as if he had been summoned by some kind of shell and only knew to walk. .

"Why does this person look familiar to me?" Tang Zhu asked Qi Banditye.

"The tenant in the next room, my clothes were taken from him."

It turned out to be a bad luck ghost.

Tang Zhu stared at the lantern in his hand and thought badly.

He smiled slyly, "Since the clothes are gone, give me the lantern as well." As he spoke, he slapped his hands to avoid the lantern and took it in his own hand.

"What a little villain." Qi Bandit said at night.

"To each other, thank you Brother Qi for your compliment." Tang Zhu cupped his hands.

They came to the mountain with the villagers, and everything was really the same as last night, and the villagers once again staged flying heads.

Tang Zhu stood behind the villagers. He secretly used spells to raise the lantern into the air, then took out a piece of black cloth, and muttered: "Spells are easy to see through, but folk tricks are not magic tricks. That fake was an eye opener."

Qi Bandit asked curiously, "What do you want to do?"

Tang Zhu gestured to him, "Squat down."

"what?"

"Don't waste time, just do as I say." Tang Zhu urged.

Just as Qi Gangye squatted down, Tang Zhu rode on his neck without saying a word, and then asked Qi Gangye to lift him up.Qi Gangye was a little speechless, feeling that he had been fooled, but it was too late to object, so he could only hold his breath and follow through.After he lifted Tang Zhu up, Tang Zhu raised the black cloth in his hand, and the black cloth hung down just enough to cover Tang Zhu's lower parts and his head.

Qi Banditye: "..." Is your trick to cover yourself with a cloth?

In the dark night, it seemed that Tang Zhu had indeed achieved "separation of body and head", but they still did not see the real immortal.Tang Zhu couldn't help being anxious, he kicked Qi Gangye from below, "Is it true that you have to separate your body and head to see it? This baby can't do such a difficult job, so why don't you do it?" gone."

"You think beautiful!"

At this time, the sound of singing and the cry of crows overlapped again. Fortunately, they saved their hands and quickly took out the prepared cotton to plug their ears, and at the same time recited the meditation mantra to resist the interference of sound waves.

When the sound stopped, they opened their eyes and saw the crows perched on the trees flying towards the villagers, turning into a three-foot-long black charm that just covered the villagers' heads and bodies.

"Xiao Zhu, it seems that you took this piece of black cloth for nothing."

Tang Zhu disagreed, "Tch."

"Tang Zhu, be careful!" Qi Bandit's expression suddenly changed.

Suddenly a short-eyed crow flew towards them, and Qi Guiye quickly shot out his breath to catch the crow and threw it to the ground. The crow vomited a mouthful of blood, and then disappeared into black mist.

Seeing this scene, both Tang Zhu and Qi Bandit fell silent.

"Those villagers..." They raised their eyes and looked forward, and were so shocked that they couldn't speak.

Blood-red words appeared on the huge black talismans. Within two seconds, the words began to distort like hideous ghost faces, making people uncomfortable to watch.What surprised them even more was that blood flowed out from under the black talisman, pouring down like a bucket of water, dyeing the headless body red.

The villagers showed pained expressions on their faces, grasping the black talisman attached to their bodies with both hands, eager to tear it off quickly, but no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't tear off the black talisman.They kept struggling, and finally they could only utter the screams of beasts in pain.

This place has turned into hell on earth.

Facing this scene, Tang Zhu couldn't bear it any longer. He hit the black talisman of one of the villagers with his palm, but the black talisman not only didn't break at all, but even sucked his mana into it for his own use.No matter how he attacked, it had no effect at all. Instead, he made wedding clothes for others.

Qi Bandit put Tang Zhu down and persuaded him, "Calm down, find the real immortal first."

"It doesn't work. I didn't see that pervert!" Tang Zhu clenched his fists and said through gritted teeth, "I just woke up now. I can't find him with some childish tricks. It's more reliable to use fists!"

From the implication, is he planning to come hard?Qi Bandit held Tang Zhu down and said, "Don't be impulsive!"

Tang Zhu raised his fist and hit the ground with one punch, knocking out all the mana he had gathered just now