[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

At the end of the whole game, Real Madrid beat Getafe 5:0. In the 77th and 82nd minutes of the second half, Benzema and Higuain scored a goal respectively. In the first two rounds of the league, Real Madrid defeated their opponents by scoring .

The excitement of the players after winning the game is beyond words, but if you observe carefully, you will find that this kind of excitement should not appear after winning a league game. After all, this is only the third round of the league, and Getafe is not a very strong opponent.

Therefore, the excitement of the Real Madrid players made some senior fans a little puzzled.

"Chris, get one!"

"Chris, get one!"

After returning to the locker room, led by Marcelo, more than 20 children started booing together.

Tatina leaned against the door, showing a "motherly" smile, and let the three-year-olds and five-year-olds booed and reveled, but Luo Sansui, who was booed, was as depressed as he wanted now.

He still couldn't figure out why he was suddenly substituted. He almost suspected that Mourinho was with them, but it was wrong when he thought about it again. In this "punishment", Mourinho could probably be counted. The victim, after all, is going to sing a love song to him.

How would the madman react then?

To be honest, Cristiano himself was a little curious.

Mourinho opened the door of the locker room and found that his players looked at him strangely, but because he didn't think of anything special for a while, he ignored them and directly called Cristiano to go with him Participate in the post-match press conference.

The named Real Madrid headliner was a little sluggish, singing a love song to Mourinho in front of a bunch of reporters who liked to blackmail him, and then what will happen to tomorrow's report?Why did he "obey" Tatiana's "command" so obediently?Is it okay not to sing?But...why does he still want to see Mourinho's face?

"If you don't sing today, there will be more than 20 people who will wear shoes for you every day." Tatiana whispered when passing by Cristiano. The latter looked back, as if he had seen more than 20 pairs like a hungry wolf. With green eyes, this scene is still a bit scary.

"So, tt, how did you get the head coach to agree to take Cristiano to the press conference?" After Mourinho took Cristiano away, Marcelo immediately wentssiped, and they thought this session would be More difficult to achieve.

"I said that the first two rounds went relatively smoothly. The captain was too disciplined at the press conference. Occasionally they would also take the initiative to give reporters a topic. For example, it would be good if someone's topic was abandoned." Then Mourinho named Cristia Nuo went to the press conference to coquettish.

But if you wait a little longer, Mourinho will find that today may be too coquettish.

"It's that simple?" Marcelo looked disappointed. Why did the most difficult part of their imagination come true so easily?

"It's that simple." Tatiana thinks it's quite normal. Recently, Mourinho is also bored. It's good to go out with someone who is topical. Besides, her reputation has always been very good, so the occasional suggestion is just ... wonder if her credibility will still exist after today.

"What are you looking forward to?"

"How about we go to the press conference and hide behind?"

"How about we go out and water after Cristiano finishes singing?"

……

Are they really afraid of being beaten to death by Mourinho?

If they are so skinny in front of the reporter's camera, I am afraid that the chairman will also want to beat them to death, right?This is only the third round of the league, and it's not like she won the Big Ears Cup, playing like this... It's her fault, she shouldn't have made such a proposal.

Moreover, after playing all these now, what else can I play after I get the tenth big ear cup?

"Let's go, tt come together?"

Tatiana was wondering what else to play after winning the championship, but the guys over there had already reached an agreement, and they were going to the press conference to wait for Cristiano to finish singing.

"You can do whatever you want, I'll just take a look." Tatiana was not interested in going to the reporters with them to make a fuss, which would be seen by the whole world, and she still cared about her own image.

It is enough to watch these children making a fuss, and she can save the day if something happens.

No one was surprised by Tatiana's reaction, it would be hell if she actively participated in their "activities", it would be nice if she didn't stop them.

"You are the ones who are normal." Tatiana looked at the more people who stayed in the locker room with emotion.

Thank you so much for the team doctor's compliment!

In fact... it's not completely uninteresting, but there are still many reasons why I didn't participate in it.

There is just a place behind the press conference where a few people can hide, but in fact, it is easy to be spotted by outside reporters if you poke around.

But today the reporter's attention was all on the Portuguese pair, and no one noticed the little commotion behind them.

"When is he going to sing?" Marcelo couldn't wait to be caught off guard. He was even more excited than winning the championship. Last time he confessed to the chairman wearing a yellow duck suit and was surrounded by these people and was filmed by Tatiana. Today, Cristiano To sing a love song to the head coach in front of the whole world, although he felt that the style of painting was very wrong, he was very excited. Someone was more miserable than himself, so he was really balanced.

Tatiana also took a peek outside, the press conference has come to an end, and she is also looking forward to the future performance of the master and apprentice.

I saw Cristiano sliding his Adam's apple slightly, his eyes wandering between the multiple cameras in front of him and Mourinho, and suddenly felt that this matter was really shameful, what should I do?

Mourinho was "scared" by Cristiano's eyes. What the hell is this guy looking at him so "shyly" suddenly?

"Ahem, I..." Cristiano fiddled with the microphone in front of him, feeling that he had never been so at a loss, and now he can fully understand what Marcelo was feeling a few weeks ago; but at that time he still had a doll costume to cover him , and don't have to face so many people.

While Cristiano was nervous, several guys behind were also nervous, especially Marcelo and Ramos, half of their bodies were about to stick out, and the two of them were almost "stacked" together.

"I still have something to say!" Cristiano took a deep breath and decided to go all out. He didn't sing today. It seems that Tatiana doesn't care, but some guys are making a fuss, and it shouldn't be too much!

How did he have such a group of wonderful teammates?

Even Pepe, Coentrao, and Kaka booed together, and they were wrong!

Mourinho gave Cristiano a strange look, why does this guy look like he is going to make a big deal?It's only the third round of the league, so don't let there be any problems that can't be dealt with.

The reporter who was preparing to do the work immediately regained his energy when he heard what Cristiano said. The player took the initiative to speak, it must be a big event.

"I still have something to say to Jose."

tell him?

Mourinho was also taken aback. Is there anything that cannot be said to him in private?Want to tell him at the post-match press conference?Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling?

The reporters suddenly became bloody. There will definitely be an explosive news today, right?This situation is really unexpected. Could it be that some contradiction in the locker room is going to be exposed directly?

In recent seasons, the Real Madrid dressing room has been so peaceful that it feels unreal.

However, the eruption in silence is very powerful!

"What I'm going to say is..."

You say!

"aviaosemasa

plane without wings

fogueirasembrasa

fire without charcoal

soueuassimsemvoc

like i don't have you

futebolsembola

football game without ball

piu-piusemfrajola

piu-piu (disney animated character) without frajola

soueuassimsemvoc

like i don't have you"

What is this ghost?

Don't you have something to say to Mourinho?Why did you suddenly start singing?Still seems like a love song in Portuguese?What's more, he sang so loudly!

At this time, Mourinho has been completely "petrified". Cristiano said something to him, is it just to sing such a song for him?Does Cristiano have a big opinion of him?Otherwise, why choose to torture him in this way?Is this song meant for people to hear?

I beg him to stop singing, as long as there is no injury, let him start every game in the future, right?

Stop torturing people so much, really, he begged him; in public, he felt ashamed even if he didn't think he was ashamed.

The faces of the reporters present were also quite strange. Some people have already begun to reflect on whether they have asked some harsh questions about Cristiano before, and they will be "revenged" like this today. He didn't have anything to say to Mourinho at all. The Real Madrid top card wants to torture the eardrums of everyone present, right?

"I can't do it, I can't do it!" Marcelo, who was hiding behind, couldn't hold back and began to pinch his thigh and laughed, "Let's go, let's go cheer for Chris on the spot."

.....

Tatiana knew that Cristiano's singing was a bit harsh, but she didn't expect that the scene would be so "shocked". The expressions of Mourinho and the reporters were too amusing, right?

Tatiana, who is silently hiding in the shadows, has already taken a lot of fun photos, and she is waiting to post them on the social network later for more people to have fun; because she feels that friends from the press may take this A love song was cut off, and they probably couldn't describe a section in this room to broadcast.

Fortunately, the post-match press conference was not a live broadcast, otherwise it would have been more fun.

Marcelo took the lead, Pepe was in the rear, Ramos, Benzema, Coentrao, and Alonso each held a bottle of mineral water as champagne. After running out from behind, they went mad at Cristiano. Spray, then Marcelo continued to take the lead and sang the song Chris sang just now with Kaka, Pepe, and Coentrao. Ramos, Benzema, and Alonso, who can't speak Portuguese, followed Beat the rhythm with your feet.

This picture was so beautiful that Mourinho and all the reporters present were petrified.

Are they doing Real Madrid's post-match press conference?Real Madrid should have won just one league game, right?But... at the end of the press conference, their top player suddenly sang a love song to the coach, and he sang it very loudly. Just as the top player shut up, a group of people came out from behind, splashing water and singing. Today's Real Madrid is too magical, right?

They thought there was a big breaking news, but it turned out that a group of... players who are out of their minds today?

Even if their actions are very newsy, there is really no way to report them. Do we have to release all the video from the camera?And then the whole world was stunned by the singing of the top player, and confused by the actions of this group of generals?

It's understandable for Marcelo and Ramos to be fussy, but why does Kaka, a good baby, also have convulsions?And Alonso, is he ready to take on the image of a literary youth?

Mourinho gradually recovered from his petrified state, but he didn't have the strength to speak at all, and he didn't want to help round this situation. These guys are just having convulsions.

He can manage the locker room, he can formulate game strategies, he can manage daily training...but he can't cure convulsions.

Let's just wait for a while to see what the Internet will say. Anyway, after such an announcement, Real Madrid's image is almost ruined. Every team that will play against them for a long time will probably look at them in the same way. Look at the funny eyes.

It is also difficult to be the head coach of this kind of team!