[Football] Real Madrid "breeder"

After the quarter-finals of the Champions League, Real Madrid will face their old rival Barcelona in the semi-finals of the Champions League. However, before playing Barcelona in the Champions League, Real Madrid will also play against Barcelona once in the 32nd round of the league.

4月13日结束在英国的欧冠比赛,14日休整，15日公开训练课，16日前往巴塞罗那客场作战自己的死对头。

This schedule is very tight for Real Madrid, and due to the importance of the game, all the main players must be dispatched. At this time, the physical fitness and health of the players will be tested.

Currently in the league, Real Madrid is only 1 point behind Barcelona. If they can win this national derby, Real Madrid will overtake Barcelona in points in the league, and the league title is still hopeful.

This year's league points are still very anxious, and it is still impossible to judge who can win the league championship in the 32nd round.

But before the away game against Barcelona, ​​Real Madrid encountered the problem of being a little tired.

Both Di Maria and Ozil suffered muscle strains to varying degrees in the last Champions League match. Whether they can catch up with the national derby is a serious problem; from the Champions League to the national derby, it only takes 3 days to play and count.

"There is still a certain risk in letting these two people play the entire game." The new member of the team medical team, Mr. Yedov, gave a relatively conservative statement, implying that it is still possible to come off the bench or half-time.

But Tatiana is more "pessimistic". She thinks that if possible, it is safer not to arrange for these two people to play; muscle strain is a small problem, but such small problems have accumulated over the years, and it will become a big problem in the future. Coincidentally, both of them even had the same muscle strain.

"The specific arrangement of the players depends on the coach. We are only responsible for submitting the detailed health status of the players to the coaching staff." Tatiana sorted out the latest inspection results of the players and prepared to hand them over to Mourinho. The rest included treatment and rehabilitation. It's the coach's job to worry about.

"You are really popular in the dressing room." Yedov also talked about Ozil and Di Maria's situation, suddenly changed the subject, and chatted with Tatiana about the Real Madrid dressing room.

"When I first came, the players had to pay out of their own pockets to go to outside doctors for any injuries. In order to win their trust, I was stationed directly in the locker room from the beginning." Tatiana wandered in the locker room from the beginning It is for fun, for "welfare", and also has the purpose of establishing a good relationship with the players and gradually trusting them, but it is more natural to cover up.

"You succeeded." Yedov went to understand the situation of Real Madrid's original team medical team after Tatiana came to him, and he fully understood why those people were fired; it is also very good for Tatiana to support a team for so long Admire.

"Yeah, but it's also... super troublesome." Tatiana didn't expect that the price of being trusted would be to become the principal of the kindergarten. If she had known this would happen, she would not have come to Real Madrid as a team doctor!

"But they all really like you." It should be said that Tatiana and Real Madrid players are in a two-way state of "one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer". abuse" and they trusted her completely.

"You've been calling for resignation all day, and you're just talking about it." Yedov has only been in office for more than half a month, and he has heard Tatiana say that he will quit n times, but every time she finished speaking, she didn't say anything. After reading the following, the next day, regardless of training or competition, he continued to appear in the locker room.

"No, I don't have the money to support my resignation." She felt very heartbroken when she thought of the liquidated damages that she would have to pay after resignation. The naked resignation would have no salary, and I would have to lose money...It is very painful to think about it. She will hang on to the money.

If any medical institution or scientific research institute is willing to pay her a high liquidated damages for her one day, she will definitely pack up and leave immediately, but it is a pity that even her mentor's scientific research institute has refused to pay her liquidated damages "ransom" ".

I also want to know, how could a fan mentor redeem her from Real Madrid?

Cool!

She also went to Florentino to ask why she had to set a liquidated damages for a team doctor, or such a high liquidated damages, but the old man just smiled meaningfully and said that he was afraid that she would run away.

She really wanted to run away all the time, but she is not a player, so there is no loss if she runs away?There are so many experts in sports medicine all over the world, as long as you are willing to spend money, you will not be able to hire anyone?

Even if it hurts the labor force, it's not such a trick, right?

What's more, how could Florentino be considered his elder?Are there any elders who cheat the younger ones like this?

For this reason, Tatiana posted a "cry heart" picture on the social network, with the sentence "When the whole family is Real Madrid fans, what should non-fans do?" A message from a group of Real Madrid fans in a unified formation——

"You don't have to be a fan, you just need to be the director of the park."

After researching this message, Tatiana thought it was a joke left by a Chinese fan, but she didn't expect that the people below were also skins, and it turned into a super long formation.

So, her title as the head of the Real Madrid Kindergarten is just that?

On April 4, Real Madrid went to Barcelona for the 16nd round of the league. According to the report of the team medical team, Mourinho did not put Di Maria and Ozil in the starting list; They still have to face the semi-finals of the Champions League, and the opponent is still Barcelona. If the uncertain factors of player injuries are possible, they still hope to minimize them.

The pre-match press conferences of the two teams have always been full of sex and make the media jubilantly make up random things; even some retired celebrities like to come out and say a few words during the national derby.

Although Real Madrid defeated Barcelona at home in the first round of the national derby, it seems that there are still not so many people who are optimistic about Real Madrid in these 32 rounds of away games.

One is that Barcelona's momentum in the league is strong, and Real Madrid fell to the underdogs in one round, allowing Barcelona to overtake the points. The other point is that Real Madrid has just finished the quarter-finals of the Champions League, and there are more injuries in the team than Barcelona; the last is Home games always have some advantage.

However, Real Madrid are not the ones who take this kind of pre-match news to heart. The away game is about to start soon, and these big names are still playing around in the locker room. The object of the disturbance today can only be Tatiana, because The audience also poured cold water on saying that they are not optimistic that they can win the game. This kind of stimulation is many times greater than that of the outside world.

Ramos, who was "pissed off", even made a bold statement that he would score a goal to show Tatiana.

However, he can only receive a shudder from Tatiana for his statement. Is it itchy for a defender to think about scoring goals all day long?

With Ramos as a "model", Cristiano, Benzema, and Marcelo all followed suit and began to promise Tatiana that they would score a goal for Tatiana to see. In the end, even Kaka, Alonso, Khedira and the others all ran up to join in.

"According to what you say, except for Casey, everyone who played should score a goal today?"

……

The air is still for a second.

Because when Tatiana said this, they had already started to gather in the player channel, and there were not only Real Madrid players, but also Barcelona players in the player channel.

Tatiana couldn't help turning her head and covering her face, it's over!Stupidity is actually contagious. Is her fame going to be ruined like this?

After discovering Tatiana's embarrassment, Ramos hurried forward to say hello to some members of the Spanish national team in the Barcelona team. Just forget about Tatiana's words, and don't ask any more questions; of course, it is also possible that the Barcelona people didn't hear Tatiana's words at all. After all, Tatiana didn't speak very loudly, and she didn't meet the Barcelona players until halfway through.

However, Real Madrid didn't know about Barcelona's situation, so they could only divert their attention as much as possible. Even Cristiano took the initiative to greet Messi and even hugged him.

But it was this kind of weird behavior that made Barcelona players puzzled.

What is going on with these big names in Real Madrid today?

"Enthusiasm" is scary!

There are already various media squatting in the player tunnel to shoot, so the "friendliness" of the Real Madrid general made them all stunned. Today is the national derby, right?And this game is very important, right?

How could it be so harmonious that all Barcelona members are in a state of shock?

It's fine if you don't have a strong sexual taste, why did Mourinho take the initiative to shake hands with Guardiola?

Tatiana hid behind the crowd and sighed silently again. She wanted to talk to Yedov about the rotation of the bench, and she couldn't stay with a group of idiots all the time. Stupidity and stupidity are really contagious!

Fortunately, the Barcelona players really didn't hear anything; Tatiana's voice was relatively soft, and they met in the middle of her speech, and basically only heard "goal" or something, and didn't think about that very Exaggerated things.

And now, even Puyol and Busquets are very puzzled. Did Real Madrid take the wrong medicine today?

Good-tempered people like Cassie and Kaka are friendly and understandable. Cristiano, Ramos, Marcelo, guys who are usually more "ruthless" in derbies, why are they smiling so... silly today?

Although everyone's off-court relationship is definitely not as bad as the media wrote, but it's really not so good that they can be so happy before going on the court... hugging and reporting!

Especially Ramos, Puyol felt that he was about to be blinded by his smile, and he had never seen him smile at him like that when he was in the national team.

Are these guys trying to use some psychological tactics before the game?

Puyol is obviously thinking too much, Ramos is just afraid that Barcelona will really hear Tatiana and their jokes and cause a bad misunderstanding to Tatiana, and Tatiana will make this kind of joke...he started it; for the post-match He won't die miserably, he needs to make up for it.

Compared with being "tortured" by Tatiana, hugging and kissing Barcelona players is nothing at all!

Due to various reasons, Real Madrid and Barcelona probably ushered in the first harmonious derby before the start of the game. When they went out from the player tunnel to make their appearance, Real Madrid smiled more stupidly than the other, while Barcelona... each looked more dumbfounded than the other.

Fortunately, not so many fans pay attention to the expressions of the players before the game. They pay more attention to the upcoming battle of the century!