[Zhongzhu Hokage] There are always people who use mouth escape on me

"I just want to have dinner with you."

"Heh!" There was a mocking voice from Feijian.

Xiao Yan decided to endure it, after all, there was still a group of clansmen waiting to be fed behind her. "Fujian, the food you cook is delicious. I can smell it in the next door. We are all teammates. We just cook more. Please help!" There was also a misty mist.

"Let go!" Fei Jian almost squeezed out two words between his teeth.

Xiao Yan cowardly withdrew her hand and muttered, "It's fierce!"

"Can you Uchihas eat our Senju's food?" Tomona asked while dicing the potatoes, evenly sized, and his chopping skills were much better than hers.

Homura grabbed a tomato from the side, "Tobima, this is your fault, we are all ninjas of Konoha, why should Uchiha Senshou be divided?" Homura sucked the tomato juice, "If one day you Senju's girl has a crush on our Uchiha boy, and I can still be a middleman!"

Tobima snatched the tomato from Homura's mouth, and she almost bit his hand, "It hasn't been washed yet! Why didn't your Uchiha girls fall in love with our Senju boy?"

"It's quite clean!" Homura looked at Tokaima and washed the tomatoes carefully with water, "Actually, I think it's unlikely that our Uchiha girls will take a fancy to you Senshou boy."

"Why?" He asked in a muffled voice.

"As far as I know, our Uchiha girls like fairer complexion, you Senshou..." Homura thought of Dazhu's black skin, and found a very neutral word, "The skin color is a bit... er... healthy?"

I stopped talking, most of them from the Thousand Hands Clan are a bit black...the white ones are all born from intermarriage with the Whirlpool Clan...

For example, he is a minority exception in the Thousand Hands Clan.

"However, Tomona, you are quite white." Homura felt that Tomona's washing of the tomatoes stopped, and carefully took the tomatoes from his hand, "If you really like our Uchiha girl , don't worry, I will definitely help you! We are friends!"

Tomona turned her head to look at Homura, Homura couldn't understand that look.

"Then I'll wait." Fei Jian raised his eyebrows.

"So, Erfei, you must make more for us to have a meal together!"

Tobima paused for a moment when he poured the diced potatoes into the pot, and then he realized what he said just now—asked Homura to help him chase Uchiha's girl?

Feijian abruptly pulled back his thoughts, "Go and call your people!"

"Erfei, you are simply a little angel!" Xiao Yan was immediately moved, and suddenly said a sentence that was often seen in the comments.

His ears were a little red, "Go, why are there so many nonsense!"

As soon as Token's words fell, Homura ran away with a tomato in her mouth, cheering.

However, both she and Tobima seem to have overlooked someone...

The Qianshou clansman who had been squatting on the sidelines and lighting the fire silently watched a dialogue that promoted the progress of harmony and friendship between the two clans, and then found——

Their second master seems to be the third master who has a crush on Uchiha!

Uchiha's third boss is so stupid that he didn't notice it at all!

It always feels like they lost a thousand hands...

At dinner, Uchiha, Senju and Shikano all sat together to enjoy dinner.

Looking at the brightly colored beef stew with potatoes and scrambled eggs with tomatoes, Homura couldn't help feeling again how virtuous Toikama is!

However, when she took the first bite, she almost vomited it out. Homura looked at her clansmen, they had the same expression as her, and then looked at the Qianshou clansmen with happy faces.

Something wrong with the taste buds of the Uchiha clan?

Homura took another bite of the tomato carefully, yes, it was salty!

How can something as sweet and sour as a tomato become salty!

Forget about beef stew with potatoes, why are scrambled eggs with tomatoes salty?

It's a cult!

"You Uchiha can eat our Senju's food?"

The question circled in her mind.

Now, Homura finally understood the meaning of Tobima, and gave the answer with great pain - no, I can't eat it!

Homura remembered that the comment section in her dream had been pinched because of sweet rice dumplings or salty rice dumplings, and she felt that she had found the root of the differences between Senju and Uchiha.

Uchiha is a sweet party, while Senju is a salty party. The ancestors of the two races fought because of the sweet and salty dispute.

Because of falling in love with the same woman, the story of brothers turning against each other and turning against each other is weaker than the Millennium War between the sweet party and the salty party!

When I got home, I told this story to Xiaoya and the others, and asked them to write a novel. She even thought of the name of her new novel - "Sweet and Salty on the Edge of War".

With an open mind, Xiao Yan reluctantly passed a box of candy to her next table, letting them keep it in their mouths.

The Cengfan that I begged for, I have to eat it even on my knees!

If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have asked for a meal...

Thinking of the promise he made when he was eating dinner, Homura felt a little regretful that he promised Tomona that if he fell in love with Uchiha's girl, he would give him an assist...

If this is the case, eating salty tomato scrambled eggs every day, how hopeless it will be.

In the future, if a member of the Senju tribe asks her to lead a red line, she must first tell the Uchiha boys and girls about Senju's heavy taste.

The sugar is melted in the scrambled eggs with tomatoes, she thinks it is a little acceptable.

After Homura gritted her teeth and ate all the food that was either salty or spicy, she swore——

She will be an idiot if she eats with Qianshou again in the future!

The group finally joined the escort team at Fujiwara's house in the Land of Thunder.

Quan Nai breathed a sigh of relief when she saw Homura, "How is it, Homura, is everything going well? Your eyes are healed?"

Homura buried her head in Quanna's arms and didn't care about anything, her first sentence was: "Brother, I want to eat your cooking."

Everyone in their family didn't seem to have the skill of cooking, but in terms of level, Quan Nai's skill is the best, and the things he cooks can be eaten!

It's not like Brother Ban Huodun's cooking, which burns after a while, and it's not like her, who doesn't distinguish between salt and sugar, and can't control the amount of seasoning well.

But no matter who the three brothers and sisters are, their cooking is better than salty tomato scrambled eggs!

At least, what they do is sweet!

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After the task was completed, Quanna, Tomona and the Fujiwara family settled the remaining task rewards, and the group speeded up and returned to Konoha soon.

When he arrived at Konoha, Homura saw the two guards at the entrance of the village wearing ugly vests...

Homura widened her eyes, looking at the vest——

Before she left, she specifically told Hashirama that the vest was super ugly, and she absolutely must not become the uniform of the Konoha ninja!

Otherwise, you will be laughed at by others!

But now...

Xiaoyan stared at Feijian, "Why don't you stop your brother?"

"It's not necessarily my elder brother who did it, maybe it was your brother?"

"Impossible!" Xiao Yan couldn't help raising her voice, "Brother Ban's aesthetic..."

Well, Brother Ban is also a straight man, otherwise he would not be able to wear the armor that can't highlight his good figure, and he wouldn't have thick bangs to cover half of his face.

But before she left, she also told her Brother Ban that she didn't want to wear that green vest at all!

Brother would never do such a thing behind her back!

When a group of people rushed to Hokage Building, they saw Hashirama and Madara discussing something.

"Homura and Tobima are back!" Hashirama greeted them both with a smile.

"What's the matter with the green vest?" Homura felt that her face was darker than Hashirama.

"Actually..." Zhu Jian couldn't help but whispered looking at Xiao Yan's face, "It's not that ugly, is it?"

Homura covered her forehead in despair, "It's even uglier than that Hokage outfit!"

While talking about Homura, he watched Hashirama secretly, waiting for him to grow mushrooms, and he could solve a dish for dinner at night.

Sure enough, as soon as Homura finished speaking, the depression between the pillars seemed to materialize into black lines, and mushrooms began to appear on the surrounding ground, and Homura rushed to a corner, took out the small basket she had hidden in the Hokage Building, Pull off the mushrooms growing around the pillars one by one, "Brother Ban, let's have fried mushrooms tonight! I haven't eaten the sweet and sour sauce that Xiaoya gave me last time!"

Madara bent her finger and flicked Homura's forehead, "Don't bully Hashirama!"

Words without ups and downs have no deterrent effect.

Homura rubbed her head with a smile, "Got it!"

Tobima was rubbing his head in despair at the side, and now he felt more and more that he would change from giving the big brother the whole story to a group of people.

His future is full of darkness.

Homura, who didn't know Togama's thoughts, changed the subject again, "Although that vest is practical, if it were me, I would definitely not wear it."

"It's just a symbol." Hashirama returned to normal, "Blade and I divided the ninja into three levels, the lower ninja, the middle ninja, and the upper ninja. According to the level and number of missions completed, the ninja level is promoted. Only ninjas above the middle ninja can There will be that vest, but it doesn't have to be worn."

The few of them chatted about work for a while, and discussed going to dinner together, then Hashirama shifted the topic to Homura, "Homura, your voice shouldn't be the original voice, right?"

Otherwise, members of their Thousand Hands clan would not stubbornly think that Homura is a boy.

"Well, it's not the original tone, I lowered it on purpose." Just as Homura was about to use the original tone to talk to them, Quan Nai covered her mouth.

"Don't talk like that to other people casually." Quan Nai seemingly casually glanced at the two brothers Qianshou, but stayed on Fei Jian for two more seconds.

Homura took Quanna's hand from her mouth, "Understood, Brother Quanna."

Tomona glanced at Quanna, his eyes were a little uncomfortable, as if the deep-seated secret had been discovered by this old enemy.

Homura secretly patted Tomona's arm comfortingly. Originally she wanted to pat on the shoulder, but she felt that if she raised her hand, the movement would be too big, and Quan Nai would find out.

But it was such a small move, Quan Nai could still see it clearly, he was not willing to talk about his sister, but looked at Tobima blankly, as if he could open Susano anytime, anywhere and cut Tobima into pieces .

In order to prevent the newly built Konoha from being turned into ruins by Quanna, Homura immediately moved a step in the direction of Quanna, away from Tomona.

Quan Nai was soothed by this action, and didn't bother Toikama anymore.

And an inexplicable thought popped up in Tomona's mind——Quenna really made things difficult for him everywhere!

The author has something to say:

I don't know why, but there is a deleted comment in my comment background... But I didn't delete it... If there is a cutie who finds that his comment has disappeared, it will be Jinjiang's fault!

The power of sister control is coming!

By the way, have you ever eaten scrambled eggs with salty tomatoes?

I ate before!

Not only garlic, but also green peppers are put in it!

I tried to take a bite...

Old hopeless.

This is not the Iron Man I love!

I love the tomato scrambled eggs are sweet!No garlic and no green peppers!

Later, that store was listed by me as a refusal to come and go. My classmates said that the store was delicious, but I never went there again.

It breaks a sweetheart's heart.

small theater:

After a while, the bookstore advertised——

entangled interests,

young love,

deep admiration,

Sweet and salty are incompatible,

Brothers who depend on each other eventually run counter to each other.

"Sweet and Salty on the Edge of War" tells you the twilight elegy thousands of years ago!

Reader: Liar!This is clearly the ninja sect on the tip of the tongue!

Senshou and Uchiha: Our ancestors were pinched because of the salty party and the sweet party?What a shame!

Heijue: Heijue question mark? ?