[Zhongzhu Hokage] There are always people who use mouth escape on me

Homura who escaped from Higama's laboratory breathed a sigh of relief, and vowed never to visit Higama's laboratory again.

The next day, Tobima brought the document with the key points drawn to Homura. Homura looked at the document that had been simplified a lot, and instantly forgot the escape from the laboratory that was like a horror story yesterday, thinking happily: Men really need to be coaxed!

When it was time to get off work, Homura ran away cleanly. Today, Xiaoya asked her to eat taiyaki.She also had to go to Xiao Ya's to get a new novel, because of the strike at Tobima earlier, it took a long time for Homura to finish the novel Xiao Ya gave her.Holding the finished book in his arms, he went to Xiao Ya and asked Xiao Ya if there was any latest update.

"Xiao Ya, I've finished reading it!" Xiao Yan put the thick book on Xiao Ya's desk, "Any new ones?"

Xiao Ya handed a few manuscripts from the bookshelf to Xiao Yan, "There is no war recently, and the girls in our family have been a little free recently, so they have written a lot!"

Hearing this, Xiaoyan's face was full of envy, "I also want to be very, very free."

Xiaoya poked Xiaoyan's forehead with her finger, "You guy is just talking about it, if you really want you to relax, you definitely don't want to."

Homura rubbed her forehead, pouted her mouth unhappily, "Now I don't want to get busy at all... Erfei...it's the second head of the Qianshou family, who always watches me work. That guy's eyes Small, small-minded, this is the same expression all day long." Xiaoyan pulled the corners of her mouth down, and raised the corners of her eyes with her hands, showing an expression of "I'm not happy, please don't mess with me". "The worst thing is, if I can't finish my work, that guy will buy a taiyaki and put it in front of me, and won't let me eat it!"

Seeing Xiaoyan's funny look, Xiaoya laughed, "If you really hated him, would you give him a nickname? Would you buy a fur collar to apologize to him?"

"That's true." Xiao Yan thought for a moment, "I made him angry. After he got angry, he didn't say he wanted to fight with me. Instead, he helped me deal with the documents. Some time ago, I made him angry again. All right. His temper comes and goes quickly."

Xiao Yan hesitated, "But I always get angry and get bald, I have to find a chance to persuade him someday."

Xiaoya secretly rolled her eyes, planning to change the subject, she couldn't change the subject of always making people angry even if she talked to Xiaoyan about it.This period of time has been really hard for the second head of the Senju family, and Homura finally stopped staring at the Uchiha clan.

Homura just has that ability to make people laugh at the same time.

"What do you think of the novel?" Xiaoya put away the book that Xiaoyan returned.

When Homura heard this question, she immediately remembered her confusion. "The confession method in this book is different from what I know!"

Xiaoya showed a surprised expression, her silly Xiaoyan actually knew how to confess her love?

"What method do you know?" Xiao Ya was curious.

Finally, there was one thing that Xiao Ya could ask her for advice, Xiao Yan straightened her back and looked serious.

"First of all, before confessing your love, you must make sure that you can afford the other party."

Xiaoya nodded—that's right, you can't just beg together, right?

"Then, make sure that you are stronger than the other party..."

Xiaoya continued to nod - this can protect the other party!

"This way you can bind the other party!"

"... Yan, what did you just say?"

"Make sure you are stronger than the other party, so that you can bind the other party!" Homura repeated, and then said a little uncertainly, "Maybe it's okay to be almost as strong? As long as you can control the other party, then the other party can agree to be with you." I'm together!"

The corner of Xiao Ya's mouth twitched and continued to ask, "What if the other party disagrees?"

Homura narrowed her eyes slightly, and replied forcefully, "Then bind until you agree!"

"Xiao Yan." Xiaoya held her forehead weakly.

"kindness?"

"It's best not to use this method."

Homura was puzzled, "Why?"

Xiaoya didn't know how to explain to Xiaoyan, "If someone is a bit stubborn, he probably won't agree to it for the rest of his life."

"Then what if the other party disagrees with your method?" Xiao Yan thinks her own method is better.

Xiaoya reasoned with Xiaoyan earnestly, saying that feelings are a matter between two people, and they can only be together if they are happy with each other, and if the other party disagrees, try hard to make the other party like her.

Hearing her good friend's words, Xiao Yan seemed to nod her head clearly—to put it simply, when expressing love, you should use Xiao Ya's method first, and then use her method when it doesn't work well.

As long as the other party agrees to be together, isn't it just that the two are in love!

In the end, Xiaoya, who couldn't explain clearly, waved her hand and decided to leave it alone. With Homura's personality, she might never have to express her love in this life—if no one told her that she liked her, she would probably be able to marry a sea bream in this life. burn!

It's not that Homura confessed, she can't harm others.

……

……

In the days that followed, everything in the alliance developed in an orderly manner. As time went by, Homura's workload was relatively reduced compared to before.

Inuzuka and Uzumaki also moved into the headquarters of the Konoha Alliance one after another. After receiving the invitation, the Inoka Butterfly clan also moved together.

They trust the majestic Hashirama, and they don't have a bad impression of Homura who they met once.

The combination of Uchiha and Senju should be safe.

After Uchiha and Senshou Onsen fought for wine, the relationship between the two parties has improved a lot. At least they feel that the other party is not the kind of guy who screams and kills when he comes up. After sitting down calmly, the two sides also have a certain common language.

On the other hand, Homura unilaterally declared a cold war with Tobima - Tobima confiscated all her novels!

Dozens of books!None left!

Tobima took those novels back to his office, intending to return them to Homura when she was doing her job honestly.

But after a period of time, Feijian found that the girls in their tribe looked at him a little strangely, and that kind of hesitating look made Feijian's face dark - his elder brother had asked him more than once if he did it. What are you sorry about the girl!

In the end, Fei Jian walked towards the group of girls who were pointing at him with a dark face, "What's the matter with you?"

Once this person in Feijian put on a serious face, he had a vicious aura, and the girls who had never been on the battlefield were taken aback. In the end, Qianshou Taohua, who was passing by after get off work, was pulled over to act as the spokesperson. identity. .

"Master Toikama, where did you buy those novels?" Senshou Momoka stood in front of Toikama seriously, but the question was not so serious.

"What novel?" Feijian asked suspiciously.

Senshou Momoka, who has always been calm and reserved, suddenly became anxious—some of those novels are still being serialized, and there is no end to them at all!I searched all major bookstores and found nothing!She still wants to know the follow-up!

"It's those novels that you put on your desk and told me to keep them for the time being! "The Legend of the Scarlet Blood Princess", "Nin He Ninfa Tie" and "Lu Nan's Covenant"!"

"That's..." Tokima still didn't know, "What?"

He confiscated the novel just for Homura to work hard, and he never read it at all.

Momoka quickly took out a novel from the ninja bag, "This is it!"

Taohua looked at Feijian expectantly, "Second Master, where did you buy these novels from?"

Hearing Taohua's question, the girls of Senshou's family looked at the door with sparkling eyes.

Now, Tobima finally knew what they were talking about.

This is the novel he confiscated from Homura Uchiha!

The novel that Momoka seemed to take out from her ninja bag just now

Momoka Senshou, who has always been hard-lined and powerful... unexpectedly fell in love with the novel!

He also brought these novels back to the land of the Thousand Hands Clan!

These women also like the kind of messy stories!

"I confiscated it from Homura Uchiha." Facing Momoka Senju's question, Tobuma felt that there was no need to hide it. He would not interfere with his subordinates' hobbies. After all, Momoka Senju was not like Homura Uchiha. People who will be lazy.

"Thank you, Tokaima-sama!" Senju Momoka put away the novel.

Immediately afterwards, under the eyes of everyone's anticipation, Momoka Senju ran to the alliance office building and knocked on the door of Homura's room who hadn't finished get off work yet.

"Please come in." With a headache, Xiaoyan scanned the various documents with mental power—it is really a big project to distinguish ink marks with mental power.

"Master Yan." Momoka Senshou still looked serious.

"It's Taohua!" Yan rubbed his temples, trying to slow down his voice, "What's the matter?"

Qianshou Taohua hesitated for a long time, but Yan didn't urge her. In the end, Qianshou Taohua gritted his teeth and put the novel in front of Yan.

"Ah!" Homura picked up the book excitedly, "Taohua, you were able to rescue it from Tokai!"

"Master Yan, can you take these books for us to read for a few days?" Taohua asked neatly.

Xiao Yan was stunned for a moment, then looked left and right like a thief, to make sure that Toizuma would not emerge from any corner, and then waved to Taohua.

Momoka hesitated for a moment, then walked to Homura's side - Uchiha Homura's ability to kill her would not make such a mystery.

Then Taohua saw Xiaoyan take out several novels from the drawer, "Hey, follow-up to those few novels."

Taohua's eyes lit up. "Thank you..."

Xiao Yan immediately put her finger on her lips, "Shh, don't talk, sneak it out, don't let Tobima know, and don't say he took it from me if he knows!"

Taohua nodded.

"I have other stories here, do you want to read them?" Homura felt a sense of excitement in finding a like-minded person.

Taohua hesitated, but still refused, "Let's read these stories first. Other girls in our clan also like these stories."

Homura put all the books into Taohua's hands at once, "Let's go to my place to read books together in a while? These stories are all written by our Uchiha girls, and the latest serializations are in my place! We can First have a tea party, then go shopping, and finally have a delicious meal."

Taohua remained calm, "Okay."

"That's an appointment!"

The author has something to say:

Lab Escape (survivability test) (no relation to the main text, pure spoof)

Survival test!Sixty questions, seven endings for you to choose, fate is in your hands!

Note: 1. Easter eggs are included, please find them by yourself. 2. Contains BE, sickly door, silly door, elite door, and various attribute flames, those who are thundering should be careful

Background: You are Homura Uchiha, who owns the kaleidoscope Sharingan, Frankenstein wants to do research on Sharingan, and you fall into his laboratory, Chakra is sealed, and temporarily loses most of the force, if you don’t If you escape from the laboratory, you will become the experimental material, so now, please use your wisdom and try to survive!

1. You open your eyes and find yourself in an unfamiliar environment. This is a laboratory. You feel that this laboratory:

A. It is a spacious and bright modern laboratory with high-end mechanical products → 2 questions

B. It is a dark cave, a private soil workshop built in an underground secret base → 3 questions

2. You find the laboratory very modern through the glass at the door, and you are trapped in a small room that looks like a living room, then you will:

A. Decided to stay in the room temporarily → 5 questions

B. Try to go out → 6 questions

3. You find that this laboratory is built in a cave without even a window, and you:

A. Being locked in a cage → 4 questions

B. Just tied up with a rope → 7 questions

4.You find that you are locked in a cage, and the remaining Chakra cannot open the cage. At this time, you will:

A. Loud call → 18 questions

B. Waiting in silence → 16 questions

5. Because everything is unknown outside, you decide to stay in the room for a while, and then you will:

A. Carefully observe the surroundings → 17 questions

B. In a daze → 9 questions

6. You try to go out and find that there is a door and a window in the room, you choose:

A. Go out through the gate → 8 questions

B. Go out through the window → 12 questions

7. You find your side:

A. There is a knife → break the rope, 23 questions

B. Have a small hammer → baby!Use your brain!How could the hammer break the rope?Ending A

8. The more dangerous the place, the safer. You think the window is a trap, and the door is the right way. You think the door at this time:

A. Open → 10 questions

B. Close → 11 questions

9. You stare blankly at the unfamiliar environment and feel a little overwhelmed, and you feel that you are in a daze:

A. 3 hours → ending A

B. 0.5 hours → 14 questions

10. Huh?The door is not closed, you are surprised to find that at this moment you feel:

A. This must be a trap! → Return to question 6 and choose again

B. Maybe the door is stupid, it is not locked! → 13 questions

11. As expected, the gate is locked, so at this point you will:

A. Find a gadget to open the door → you come to the laboratory, 23 questions

B. Brute breaking down → Ending A

12. You feel that the gate is not safe, so you choose to escape through the window, and you find that the window is:

A. Stained glass window → 15 questions

B. The entire tempered frosted glass window → cannot be opened, escape failed, please return to question 6 and choose again

13. You think that Frankenstein is not as smart as rumored, and you boldly walk out of the room, then:

A. Frankenstein appears in front of you! →18 questions

B. You find it strangely quiet outside → Question 19

14. You were in a daze for half an hour, and suddenly woke up and felt that you should not continue to be in a daze, and at this time:

A. Here comes the door → 18 questions

B. There is no movement → return to question 5 and choose again

15. You discover that the windows are stained glass, at this point you will:

A. Quickly break the entire window and escape quickly → Ending A

B. Remove a small piece of stained glass → 20 questions

16. You silently wait for the next development. After a while, a person comes and you find:

A. Is a familiar person → 21 questions

B. Is a stranger → 47 questions

17. You look around carefully and find:

A.□□→Go out successfully, 19 questions

B. Brick → 46 questions

18. You find Frankenstein appearing in front of you, you will choose:

A. Negotiation → 22 questions

B. Ignore him and run to the laboratory outside → 23 questions

19. You find the eerie quiet outside, you choose:

A. Boldly go outward → 23 questions

B. Return to the room → return to the sixth question and choose again

20. After removing a small piece of glass, you will:

A. Looking out → 25 questions

B. Found that the alarm was not triggered, continue to disassemble → ending D

21. The person who came was someone you knew, with white hair and red pupils, you asked tentatively:

A. Between the doors? →33 questions

B. Silver hour? →34 questions

22. After a brief conversation, you find that:

A. Feijian is a country boy → 26 questions

B is a high-ranking elite → 24 questions

23. You successfully ran to the laboratory and saw in the laboratory:

A. Bottles and jars full of strange things → 27 questions

B. Scrap paper full of formulas → 28 questions

24. You find that Tobuma is a high-ranking elite, at this time you will:

A. Pretend to be afraid and wait for an opportunity to escape → 23 questions

B. Pretend to say hello calmly → 33 questions

25. You look outside and see:

A. It is a dense forest → 34 questions

B. A pair of red eyes! → Ending A

26. You find that Higama with such a laboratory is a country boy, and at this time, you will:

A. Tell him that the outside world is so wonderful → 29 questions

B. Fool him → 30 questions

27. Those bottles and jars contain:

A. Human organs → 52 questions

B. Live animals → You can look at others and return to question 23.

28. You find a scrap of paper full of formulas on the table in Tokai, at this time you:

A. Pick up the straw paper and look at it → 31 questions

B. This laboratory is so weird, why not touch it casually? →56 questions

29. Hearing your description of the outside world, do you feel:

A. The world is so big, he wants to see→35 questions

B. He is a dead otaku, unable to get out → 36 questions

30. You think that a country boy like Feijian who is dedicated to scientific research is the best fool, so you choose to say to him:

A. Our world is unreal!You come with me!Let's get out of here together! →32 questions

B. I threatened the idiot author, now you are mine! →Ending E

31. What do you think the formula on the straw paper is:

A. Flying Thor → Ending D

B. Reincarnation → Result F

32. You fooled the door, at this time:

A. I believe you → 38 questions

B. I don’t believe you → Ending B

33. You called Frankenstein by his name and found that the other party actually answered. At this time, you:

A. Get close, bring back the memory of the other party → 37 questions

B. Silent and don’t know what to say → Question 44

34. Hearing an unfamiliar name, the visitor sneered and asked, who is Yinshi, and you found out that you misidentified the person, at this time you:

A. Decisively admit that you have admitted to the wrong person, and ask who the other person is → Question 43

B. I refuse to admit it, because the two have the same color matching! →Ending B

35. If you want to go out and have a look, you want to:

A. Take him out → 40 questions

B. Heh, he is a Frankenstein, should he go out and endanger society? →41 questions

36. You find that Tobima is an otaku, and he is unwilling to leave his laboratory. At this time, you will:

A. You must take him out → ending F

B. Tell him that you can help him take the lead, go out and have a look first → Ending A

37. You and Tokaima talked about your common experience. At this time, Tokaima:

A. Face expressionless → 39 questions

B. A face full of gentleness → How can Tobima be full of gentleness?You probably saw a fake Tobama!re-election!

38. Feijian chose to trust you, next:

A. You escaped to the world outside the laboratory with the door → 40 questions

B. You fled to the casino with the door → 54 questions

39. Seeing the other party's cold appearance, you feel a little nervous, and suddenly recall where you offended him:

A. You seem to have promised to build a laboratory for him, but you haven’t built one until now → Question 42

B. You seem to have promised to lie to him more than once→44 questions

40. After taking Higamama to the outside world, you will

A. Teach him the knowledge of survival, let him grow freely → result G

B. I feel that Feima has scientific research talents and recommend him to work at my home→result C

41. You feel that Tobima is a strange person, and talking to him about his career outside is just a delay. At this time, you will:

A. Directly refuse to take him out → 45 questions

B. Taking advantage of the unpreparedness, quickly ran to the depths of the laboratory → 23 questions

42. Remembering how you offended Feijian, you immediately shouted:

A. Tobima, I swear that I will build a laboratory for you! →48 questions

B. That's what I said at the time, who knew you took it seriously? →Ending B

43. At this time, the other party will:

A. Whispering: You actually forgot about me! →Ending B

B. Introduce yourself calmly as Tomama → 55 questions

44. Seeing your silence, the other party snorted coldly:

A. Are you speechless? →Ending B

B. Apologize to me and I will forgive you! →57 questions

45. After refusing to take him out, Tobuma is very angry, you will:

A. Tell him that the outside world is wonderful but dangerous→question 49

B. Do your best and fight hard → ending F

46. ​​You found the weapon, you:

A. Wait and see the development of the situation, keep it as a backup → 16 questions

B. Regardless of 21, anyone who comes will smash it! → Ending A

47. The person who came was a stranger, would you choose:

A. Ask him for help→Ending A

B. Vigilance → 43 questions

48. He hummed softly, and asked:

A. Are you rich? →50 questions

B. Do you remember me? →51 questions

49. Hearing your answer, I fell into deep thought. At this time, you will:

A. With the help of the reason that it is dangerous outside, ask Himama to release the seal, and then take him out→question 55

B. Stay and gain his trust → Ending G

50. You breathed a sigh of relief when you heard Tokaima's rhetorical question:

A. I am rich!If I have no money, I can go to the casino to make money!I have Sharingan, which is a powerful tool for cheating! →Ending B

B. For you, I can overcome difficulties and work hard to make money → 54 questions

51. You answer:

A. I miss you all the time! →Ending B

B. Of course remember! →53 questions

52. Bottles and jars are filled with human organs, what do you think:

A. There is no Sharingan here, Frankenstein is definitely going to poach Sharingan!Don’t touch anything and run quickly → 56 questions

B. Frankenstein, this is normal. → Return to question 23

53. I am satisfied with your answer, and you say:

A. I will make money to build a laboratory for you now! →54 questions

B. You still remember the agreement when you were a child so clearly! →Ending B

54. After thinking about it for a while and deciding to watch you make money, you decide:

A. Go to the casino together with you to make a fortune → 58 questions

B. Leave the door open → Ending A

55. You asked Tokaima to release your Chakra seal, Tokaima:

A. Agreed → ending F

B. Did not agree → ending A

56. You who didn’t touch anything:

A. Leave quickly → ending D

B. Look again → return to question 23

57. You choose:

A. Apologize → 59 questions

B. Who do you think you are? → Ending F

58. You and Tobima went to the casino, you:

A. Killed the Quartet and successfully earned the money to build the laboratory → 60 questions

B. Met a pensive silly X Author: Why should I write such a troublesome side story?Just end it! →Ending E

59. At this point, you will:

A. Pretending to be pitiful, and under the reminder of Tokaima, mentioned the matter of the laboratory → 60 questions

B. Dogeza apologized and vowed never to lie again!The laboratory will be built as soon as possible → Ending C

60. You quickly built the laboratory, you choose:

A. Give the laboratory full authority to Higama→Ending E

B. Own the controlling stake in the operation of the laboratory, and hand over the experiments to Tobuma→Result C

A. Your behavior was discovered by Tokaima.

"Sure enough!" Fei Jian whispered softly, hooking your hair with one hand, "You don't want to run away all the time! Is my laboratory not good? Why don't you like it here? You stay here, I will treat you Hello. You just need to give me a little bit of cells every day, just a little bit is enough. Stay here! Stay here forever!"

B. "Little liar, you're really not good." Feijian whispered in your ear, like a lover's whisper, "You lie to me every time. Except for your eyes, you seem to be useless."

"Then give me your eyes!"

C. In the prosperous world between you and Feijian, a laboratory was established, and Feijian was appointed as the head of the scientific research department. Since then, the wealth has been rolling in, and he has reached the pinnacle of life!

D. Successfully escaped!You ran away happily like a happy rabbit!In the future, if you stay far away from Feijian, you will never let him catch you again!

E. Looking at the brand-new laboratory, Tobuma is satisfied. "Hello." The long-cherished wish has been fulfilled for many years and Fei Jian quietly approached you, "Although you promised me a long time ago, this should be your dowry, right?"

dowry?

You looked at the door in disbelief, and asked casually, "Where's your dowry?"

"I gave you my whole body, washing clothes, cooking, warming the bed, physical work, isn't that enough?"

"Why does physical work come after the bed warmer?"

"After the bed is warm, of course it's physical work! Otherwise, it's easy to get cramps!"

shameless!

you think.

F. We all die together!

G

Postscript: It’s the first time I’ve written this kind of side story, and my head hurts. I spent five hours writing 3000+, but I don’t care.Let me know if there is a circuit formed!

Pure irresponsibility!My character has changed!