[Zhongzhu Hokage] There are always people who use mouth escape on me

Tomona looked in disbelief at Homura who was outspoken and still scolding him. "Over there is the female soup!"

"I know myself……"

"Thousands of Hands!" Before Homura could finish speaking, an angry roar rushed towards the door, that voice was very familiar to Homura, it was her brother Quan Nai.

When Quanna rushed over, Tomama let go of Homura, because if he didn't stop, the knife in Quanna's hand would cut off his hand.

Quanna protected Homura behind her, and Homura could feel that Quanna was blocking her tightly, and she subconsciously grabbed the clothes on Quanna's back.

Homura's actions seemed to aggravate Quanna's anger, and the kaleidoscope sharingan burst out, and even the Susanoo, which he seldom used, appeared faintly, "There are so many of you bullying my sister, this is you Is the Thousand Hands Clan's sincerity in forming an alliance?"

The clansmen who came with Quan Nai stood firmly by his side.

"Uchiha Izuna," Tomama explained earnestly in order to avoid the collapse of the peace that came so hard, "We didn't bully you..."

The door blinked, as if realizing something, paused for a long time, and immediately, a surprised cry resounded throughout Konoha, "Sister?!"

It was true that he suspected it, but...but he tested it in many ways, and all the Uchiha people said that their third head is a man!And during this period of time, the little girls of the Senju clan always said that Homura Uchiha was very considerate and wanted to marry!

A group of Thousand Hands seemed to be petrified, and in the next second, Homura felt that she was being watched by countless eyes, and those eyes seemed to pierce through her—there is no one in the Thousand Hands!

Homura shrank back behind Quanna again.

Hearing Tobima's words, Quan Nai seemed to realize something, and sneered, "Don't tell me that we have been in an alliance for three months, you Qianshou thought my sister was a boy!"

But we really thought she was a boy!

Which girl can fight ten of them on the battlefield, and chase a group of people around with a 40-meter sword?

Whose girl can make a group of girls want to marry her every day?

And when Uchiha Homura was a little older, he put on a bandage to cover half of his face. How could they tell the gender from half of his face?Uchiha is still wearing high-necked clothes, and his Adam's apple is blocked!

Rounding it up, Homura Uchiha's entire face has been exposed for a few years!

Uchiha Homura is not always on the battlefield with the Senju Clan. Although they have known each other for a long time, they don't really spend much time together.

At the same time, Tomona understood why Quanna was so angry just now, he, a big man, held a girl's shoulders and led her to the men's bath...

Well, if he had a younger sister, if someone treated his younger sister like this, he would hack that man to death without saying a word!

Quan Nai raised his chin, "My sister is so cute, how could she be a boy?"

Ever since Homura changed into a kimono that time, both he and Brother Ban consciously stopped talking about Homura being a boy.

Homura poked her head out from behind Quanna, and suddenly a bunch of eyes fell on her face again.

The whispers of the Thousand Hands reached their ears, "It looks like it's really a girl!"

"Why didn't you find out before?"

"Have you forgotten that someone said that Uchiha Izumi was a girl and was chased and beaten?"

"Where did the disheveled people have time to pay attention to their appearance?"

"So cruel, you pay attention to appearance? They Uchiha have that style."

And Tobima stared at Xiao Yan, expressionless and silent, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Thousand Hands, what are you looking at!" Quan Nai's sword was about to move, and she pushed her sister behind her.

The old enemy's questioning made Tomona upset, he just wanted to fight back when he saw Homura tugging at Quanna's clothes, "Brother Quanna, it's a misunderstanding, I'm fine!"

Following these words, Quan Nai's aura softened visibly to the naked eye, he turned around and looked down at Homura, and still did not forget to cast a vigilant glance at Thousand Hands, "Are you all right?"

"It's really okay."

Quan Nai rubbed Homura's head, "Next time someone bullies you, you will set him on fire!" After a pause, "Homura, you are so gentle, it's very disturbing!"

Everyone—including the Uchiha clan looked at Quanna in shock, and discovered for the first time that Uchiha's second-in-command seems to have a [-]-centimeter filter for his sister.

gentle?

nonexistent!

Just relying on the brain circuit of the third family, are there not many people in the Uchiha clan who are angry and cry?

Based on Uchiha Homura's force value, how many people from the Senshou Clan were chased by Long Yan's singing?

Senshou and Uchiha felt the emotion of each other's people for a moment, and for the first time, they cherished each other.

A member of the Senju tribe tried to communicate with a member of the Uchiha tribe, and the Uchiha people saw that the other party took the initiative, so they let go of their arrogance and tried to talk to the Senju tribe.

Then the Thousand Hands discovered that these Uchihas are similar to their own children!

They are all schizophrenia patients!They are all arrogant!

Just coax it!

The people of Uchiha discovered that these Senshou were a bunch of rough guys!

Carelessly, those who call themselves brothers can increase their favorability!

The Uchiha clan said awkwardly that they brought good wine, and they couldn't drink the extra, and they didn't mind the Senju clan joining in.

The Senshou clansman hooked Uchiha's shoulder and laughed haha, saying that he would not be drunk and would not return.

At this moment, the well-dressed Xiao Ya came out from the female soup, "Xiao Yan, why didn't you go in when you arrived? I came out specially to find you!"

Seeing the little friend, Xiao Yan immediately ran towards him, and then whispered, "Little Ya, let me tell you, what you said about being too tall will lower your IQ is true! I always thought you were comforting me! "

Xiaoya was stunned for a moment - I was just comforting you!

Immediately, Xiaoya caught a glimpse of the group of thousand hands with an average height of 1.8 meters from the corner of his eye, "Then do you still want to grow to 1.8 meters?"

"I don't want to!" Homura replied seriously, "But now I'm a little worried about the future of the Konoha Alliance."

"What's wrong?" Xiaoya asked softly, leading Xiaoyan to the bathing place.

"Thousands of IQ is not very good, we Uchiha have been fighting with them for so many years, I am afraid it is not very good..."

As the two girls left, the voice became farther and farther away, and the last faint sigh came with the wind, "It's really worrying!"

Uchiha and Senju: "..."

In the middle of the bathing place, a group of big men looked at each other.

……

……

After taking a bath, Homura changed into a beautiful little dress. The left side of her hair was crossed with the headband and tied into a braid, with a bow tied at the end of the braid. Secure hair with bobby pins.

Homura neatly tied the bandages around her eyes. Although she didn't want to wear these bandages, she felt that the eyes should be well protected before recovering her eyesight.

Xiaoyan bid farewell to Xiaoya and the other girls, and planned to wait for her brother to go back together.

In the end, I waited and waited until Quan Nai came out, so Homura asked the boss to go in and have a look, and then I heard the boss say that two groups of drunks were still fighting for drinks——

Probably because they were not reconciled to not being able to tell the winner before forming an alliance. After forming an alliance, they couldn't make a move, so they could only win at the wine table.

Homura resigned to her fate and ran to find Brother Ban and Hashirama.

Sure enough, Hashirama saw that Homura, who had changed into women's clothes and called Madara "brother", was in a bad mood, and kept muttering, "You didn't tell me that Madara's younger brother turned out to be a younger sister."

And then there are mushrooms...

Homura couldn't restrain her handicap for a moment, and grabbed a mushroom from Hashirama's head with a "boo'er", squeezed it, and suddenly felt that she had found a new way for Konoha to make a fortune!

Mushrooms that grow fast and have no cost!

In an instant, Hashirama was no longer Hashirama in Homura's eyes, he was just a money printing machine!

When Homura was planning how to make money, Madara explained seriously that he told Hashirama when he was a child that he had a younger sister, but Hashirama himself forgot.

The two had a serious conversation about this matter, and Homura also listened with interest.

By the time they remembered those drunks, it was already very late.

Brother Ban and Zhujian rushed to the bathing pool with their clansmen, and they didn't divide them carefully. Those with black hair picked up Uchiha, and those with hair of other colors picked up Senju. If they picked up the wrong ones, they would return them tomorrow.

"The relationship between Uchiha and Senju is really good!" Hashirama excitedly sighed, "Madara! Let's compete in the bar some other day! Let's compete at the wine table!"

Suddenly, Madara ignited a high fighting spirit, "I am willing to accompany you!"

Ah!man!

Homura glanced at the two patriarchs in distaste, and picked out her brother Quan Nai from the group of people, and took them home. The old rivals Quan Nai and Tokima didn't have a rivalry at the wine table this time. .

When Senshou Toikama was carried by Hashirama on his shoulders, he looked up at Homura, "My eyes are blurred, Uchiha Homura has really become a woman!" Then he reached out and pinched Homura's face, Homura Carrying Quan Nai, he didn't pay attention to the drunk, and didn't hide for a while, "It doesn't hurt, it must be a dream, there is no Adam's apple, it is just ugly, and there are... uh... three noses..."

This guy actually thinks she's a man!

How dare you pinch her face!

The worst part is that she was also said to be ugly!

Homura looked at Hashirama seriously, "Can I beat him up?"

Hashirama took a look at Madara who appeared in the Sharingan, and handed it to Homura neatly, "Please do."

Then Homura beat up the defenseless Tobima, and immediately felt refreshed!

Sure enough, she couldn't get the commendation script!

……

……

After the publicity of the group of thousand-handed drunks, the whole Konoha knew that Uchiha Homura was a woman, so when Homura appeared on the street of Konoha the next day wearing a short women's kimono with black embroidered gold chrysanthemum, Homura She felt groups of people passing by her side, and whispered, "It turned out to be true."

"Homura Uchiha is really a woman!"

"I actually lost to a woman!"

Xiao Yan suddenly felt that if he put up a sign that charges for visiting, he should be able to earn a lot of money.

"Uchiha Homura." Tomama appeared in front of Homura.

"Humph!"

Uchiha-style cold snort!

She doesn't want to talk to people who call her ugly!

Tobima looked at other places awkwardly, but didn't look at Homura, "I really troubled you last night!"

Homura looked towards the direction of the door, feeling his physical condition, Senshou's physique is good, the two dark circles under her eyes that she punched yesterday have basically disappeared, and the hangover does not seem to appear on him.

One must know that Brother Quan Nai is still humming in pain!

She dared to drink so much for the first time, she didn't feel sorry for Quan Nai at all!

Brother Quan Nai vomited all over her yesterday, so she can't even wear any pretty skirts!

"It's not troublesome to beat you up at all." Homura raised her chin, "Do you need me to beat you up again?"

Feijian coughed uncomfortably, and ran away without saying anything.

This time he ran away, but she hasn't touched the fur collar yet!

The author has something to say:

Uchiha Map Cannon Homura: Senju and Uchiha's IQ is not very good, it's really bald.

Qianshou Clan: This is the first time I saw a map cannon aimed at my own people!It's not easy for Uchiha!

Uchiha people: Just get used to it, just get used to it.You will get used to it in the future.

Thousand-hand clansman: ...I don't really want to form an alliance.

Diary

August [-]th, the weather is rainy

It's raining today, so I didn't go out.

Father found me.

Said that I am not young, and asked me if I have a girl I like.

Let me think about it.

But I am only nineteen.

Madara Uchiha next door is 21, isn't he unmarried?

August [-]th, the weather is fine

I seriously thought about it.

I find it difficult to marry a wife.

Just look at the big brother.

Every day, apart from handling family affairs and practicing, I just revolve around my sister-in-law.

Occasionally, he also mysteriously avoids everyone.

I don't want to get married.

August [-], the weather is rainy

It's been raining lately.

I told my father about not wanting to get married.

Father's expression was a little strange.

August 25, the weather is fine

Today a girl asked me how to develop ninjutsu.

I asked her what book she read.

She didn't answer.

I told her not to waste each other's time without the foundation and talent of ninjutsu development.

She ran away crying.

It's a bit strange.

What's there to cry about?

September [-]st, the weather is fine

My sister-in-law asked me what I thought of Senjuki.

I asked my sister-in-law who Senjuki was.

The sister-in-law had a strange expression on her face.

Am I a little irresponsible?

In charge of Qianshou's family affairs, not everyone knows him.

September [-]nd, the weather is rainy

It turned out that Senjuki was the little girl who asked me about ninjutsu development.

Today I memorized the list of all members of the clan.

In the future, there will never be a situation where you don't know your tribe again!