[Zhongzhu Hokage] There are always people who use mouth escape on me

When the Uchiha father and son returned from the battlefield, they still brought all kinds of fun and delicious food to Homura.

Xiao Yan couldn't wait to secretly pull the third and fourth brothers who had just come back to talk about the fifth brother's plan - the second brother always stayed with the eldest brother, and would slip up!

Wait until it's time to execute the plan and call him again.

Cang Yan still held a piece of grass in his mouth, listening to the news from Yan, "Brother likes sister Ling?"

Homura nodded.

"The fifth brother's plan is not complete." The third child smiled, looking like a smirk - this is also Homura's way of distinguishing the third brother from the fourth brother, even the sincere smile of the third child Zang Yan makes people feel bad Yes, with a bit of anger.

Although the old Si Sa's smile is also wicked, it makes people want to beat him up. "We also have to make sister Ling pay attention to elder brother. Yan, tell Xiaoya that father is looking for a fiancee for elder brother recently..."

"But father didn't!" Yan looked at the third brother and asked suspiciously.

Cang Yan rolled his eyes, "Homura will be in luck for those who like you in the future!"

He can already foresee a future where his sister doesn't know anything about other people's likes!

"Homura, just do as we told you." Sa put his hands on Homura's shoulders, then stretched out his hands to mess up Homura's hair, which he had finally combed in the morning, "Let's have fun doing fried hair as we agreed, Homura , don't always comb your hair so neatly!"

"But I think long and straight hair looks better!" Yan covered her hair, stood up, and ran behind the third and fifth brothers, not letting the fourth brother rub her hair.

Sa sighed sadly, "Does Homura despise Fourth Brother's hair?"

Among the six brothers and sisters of the Uchiha family, the fourth child's hair is the most severely fried, and his hair is harder than others.

Seeing the expression of the fourth brother, Xiaoyan felt that she seemed to have hurt the fourth brother, so she leaned over to Sa and put his hand on her head, with a heroic expression, "Knead it! I will be with you Fried hair!"

In an instant, Uchiha laughed loudly, and then rubbed his sister's hair with both hands desperately, "Homura, why are you so cute!"

"You lied to me again!" Xiao Yan punched the fourth brother in the stomach unhappily, and protected her hair again, but the originally flat hair was blown up by the fourth brother's brutal hands.

"Uh..." Sa clutched her stomach and curled up in pain.

"Don't lie to me!" Homura roared angrily, "I'll be a dumb pig if I'm fooled again!"

However, this time Kurahiko and Quanna showed worried expressions at the same time.

Xiaoyan felt that something was wrong, so she approached her fourth brother, "Fourth brother, I'll give you a whir—"

"I'm lying to you!" Before Homura could finish speaking, she sat up abruptly, and Homura stepped back three steps in fright, "Haha, Homura, big stupid pig!"

"I'm ignoring you!" Xiao Yan pouted, glared at the third and fifth brothers who had cheated on her, and ran out, "I'm going to find the eldest brother!"

As soon as she left, Zang Yan and Quan Nai immediately approached Sa and supported him.

Sweat broke out on Sa's forehead, covering the place where his sister punched him, "Homura's hand strength has improved!"

Cang Yan patted Sa on the head, "It's not honest to be injured! What are you doing to make fun of Homura?"

"Third brother, don't you also like to tease her?" Sa took a long time to straighten out her breathing, and took off her nightgown, revealing her bandaged abdomen, with a little scarlet oozing from between the bandages, "Although Xiaoyan's smile looks good, but It’s so cute when it’s fried!”

Quan Nai closed the door and locked it from the inside, lest her younger sister turn back suddenly, "The fourth brother is always teasing her, so you are the last one on the list of Homura's favorite brothers!"

"What list is that?" Zang Yan asked curiously.

Quan Nai proudly took out a piece of paper and handed it to the two people, "Homura made something secretly, my second brother and I tied for second place!" Quan Nai pointed to the note, "Homura also wrote my ranking There is room to rise!"

Zang Yan and Sa looked at the note "Shave my rabbit!" They looked at each other helplessly, "That little girl still holds a grudge!"

Zang Yan changed the bandage for Sa, and patted the twin brother's shoulder, "Don't tease Homura recently, be careful she beats you again!"

Sa shrugged, "That girl has never learned physical skills, and it doesn't hurt to beat someone."

"Forget it." Cang Yan spat out the grass in his mouth, "If you provoke her these two days, I will beat her for you."

"Xiao Yan can recognize the two of us at a glance." Sa moved his position in disgust. "When have we ever lied to her?"

Hearing this, Cang Yan finished the bandaging work depressedly, "You said that we look exactly the same, and my mother sometimes admits mistakes, so why is it so difficult to deal with Yan?"

"Who knows?" Sa Song shrugged, then put on the nightgown to cover the white bandage, "I've fooled her this time, and I don't know how long I can fool her."

Zang Yan looked at the closed door, "So if we want to live, we must live well, so that Yan can live in peace."

Homura doesn't know what her brothers think, she still plays around happily, and occasionally helps Uchi Polan with some housework. As a mother, Uchi Polan insists on educating her daughter as a noble girl, teaching her to maintain a dignified and generous lady manner, teaching her How to manage a house, teach her housework, play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting - even though Homura didn't learn how to make rice balls for half a year, Homura's rice balls were always in strange shapes and rice grains were everywhere, but even It has a strange shape, and her father and brothers will eat it to save face.

Homura didn't understand housework at all, and her ladylike demeanor lasted no more than three seconds, which made Uchi Polan sigh a lot.

As Homura and her mother battle wits and courage, winter is coming soon. Homura likes winter very much, because in winter, father and several brothers usually don't leave home.

After the first snowfall, Xiao Yan decided to carry out Fifth Brother's plan, and secretly told her eldest brother Ling that her sister was always crying secretly, and at the same time passed the news to Xiao Ya that her father was looking for a marriage partner for her eldest brother.

When Chong rushed out of the house in a hurry to find Ling, Madara quietly followed along with her younger sister on her back and the remaining three younger brothers—the brothers and sisters who joined the plan halfway, except for the eldest brother, Madara They have the strongest combat effectiveness, and under Brother Ban's leadership, they will not be so easily discovered by Big Brother.

The four Uchiha brothers knew that their elder brother was very strong, and the elder brother who had opened his eyes could easily spot them, so the older brothers did not dare to approach the elder brother, even if Homura urged them again, they did not get too close.

When they arrived, Chong had already grabbed Ling's hand and was anxiously explaining something, then he hugged Ling suddenly and kissed her.

Before Homura could see clearly what her elder brother was doing, her eyes became pitch black.

When listening to the corner of the wall, Madara was right behind Homura, and it was Madara who was covering her eyes, "Second brother?"

"This picture is not suitable for you." Madara's voice came from the top of Homura's head.

Immediately, Homura nestled obediently in Madara's arms, waiting for her eyes to be released.

When Homura regained her light, Takashi and Ling stood together hand in hand, Ling looked shy and looked more beautiful than before.

Chong pulled Ling and left in the opposite direction to the five brothers and sisters. When he left, he looked back at where they were, and smiled inscrutablely.

The five brothers and sisters shivered immediately, and then Madara ran away with a bunch of younger brothers on his back, like a bunch of ducklings.

When Chong returned home, the five brothers and sisters were sitting obediently on the corridor waiting for him to come back—although the corridor was a bit cold in winter.

The first time Xiao Yan saw the eldest brother, she rushed up, hugged his thigh, and asked innocently, "Brother, do we have a sister-in-law?"

"It will take another two years, at least until Ling is 15 years old." The eldest brother poked his sister's forehead with his finger, with a smile on his face, his eyes slowly swept across his four younger brothers, "who came up with the idea, tell me Is Ling's father looking for a marriage partner for me?"

"Father said it!" Xiao Yan immediately rushed to answer - anyway, the elder brother can't go to his father to cross-examine him. "I heard what my father said to my mother when I passed by my father's door that day."

"Really?" Chong asked with a smile on his face.

"Really...Really!" Homura shrank her neck and replied with a guilty conscience.

Chong sighed, "Isn't the elder brother the number one on the list of Yan's favorite elder brother?"

Yan's eyes widened suddenly. She secretly wrote the ranking list after being bullied by her fourth brother—the purpose was to put fourth brother at the end, and she hid it well in the diary! "Brother, how do you know?"

"The third and fourth child told me." Chong replied calmly.

Zang Yan and Sa suddenly felt that something was wrong, stood up quietly and decided to run away.

"Third brother! I will help you take the blame, but you and fourth brother peeked at my diary together!" Xiao Yan jumped up and sold Zang Yan inadvertently. "And fourth brother! You peeked at my diary again!"

"Oh——" Chong sat cross-legged next to Zang Yan and put one hand on his shoulder, pushing down Zang Yan who was about to escape. Izuna, who was actually peeking at Homura's diary, winks.

As for Madara...

Madara was drinking tea calmly - with his sister's intelligence, he would definitely be able to find a way to save some stupid brothers.

"Third Brother, do you have anything to say to Brother?" Xiao Yan shrank his neck from Chong's smiling face, thinking that Big Brother looked like the legendary old fox, "Ling she cried all night!"

"Sister Ling is really crying?" Xiao Yan asked in surprise, and looked at the brothers with some trepidation. When she found that the brothers did not respond, Xiao Yan grabbed the hem of the big brother's clothes, "Brother, it's my fault." ...I told my brothers that you secretly like sister Ling, and you always find all kinds of inexplicable excuses to ask sister Ling to hang out."

Secretly... like?

Inexplicable...excuse?

Chong watched Xiaoyan's mouth twitch, and realized for the first time that his sister seemed to be a natural black.

He and Ling Mingming are in love with each other!It's definitely not his unilateral crush!

Xiao Yan looked at her eldest brother innocently, "Brother, should I apologize to Sister Ling? After all, I sent the news. Otherwise, you can punish me..."

Chong looked at Yan's small face and couldn't help sighing, how could he be willing to punish his sister?

"Apologize to Ling tomorrow." Chong poked Homura's forehead again.

Xiaoyan covered her forehead and nodded with a smile, "Understood, big brother!"

After finishing speaking, she dragged Chong to her room, "Brother, you know what kind of things Sister Ling likes best, I have to prepare an apology gift for her!"

While walking, Homura secretly gave Zangyan and Sa a wink, telling them to run away.

Madara, who had been watching the play by the side, suddenly laughed out loud. Their sister is indeed a clever ghost!

The elder brother aggressively wanted to know who sent out the news that Ling had been cheated, and pretended to accidentally leak it—if the elder brother didn’t know the answer, he would definitely not give up—then he looked at the gap, found an excuse to change the subject, and finally directly He dragged his eldest brother away with a drastic drudgery.

watch it!Once Homura has finished with Big Brother, he will have to negotiate terms with Zang Yan and Sa!

Madara took a sip of tea, they should be glad that Homura is not the kind of person who likes to study deeply, and her mind is all on playing, otherwise they would not be able to hide this chaotic world for so long.

Now he only hopes that the secrets of this world can be concealed for a longer time, so that Homura will not be full of disgust and hatred for this chaotic world like them.