[Zhongzhu Hokage] There are always people who use mouth escape on me

Homura ran back from the door, didn't bother to ask him to catch fish, grabbed a stalk of catnip planted by Quanna, hid back in her room, and then began to worry - she was sucking cats When Mint was in the middle of the day, he seemed to hear the roar of Fei Jian, he was angry, what should he do about catching fish in the future?

Homura licked the catnip in her hand, rolled on the bed, and gradually lost consciousness.After biting a bunch of catnip, Homura fell asleep on the bed, not feeling guilty about running away after teasing her.

In the dream, Homura smelled a huge catnip, 1.8 meters two, the kind that could roll and shine its claws.

When Homura woke up, it happened to be dinner time. The Uchiha brothers and sisters who are not good at cooking usually go out to eat, or insist on cooking by themselves, but today, Madara has a different arrangement.

"Hashirama invited us to taste the special food of the Inuzu." Madara rubbed his sister's cheek with his hand to wipe off the smell of catnip on her body, "I agree."

"Okay, okay!" Homura's eyes lit up when she heard the delicious food, after all, she was looking forward to the gourmet food of the Dog Clan, after all, there was grilled fish and pearls in front of her.

But Quan Nai was a little awkward, the group of dogs were so enthusiastic that the cat couldn't stand it, and whenever they saw the cat, they wagged their tails and rubbed against it.

Seeing his younger brother's appearance, Madara couldn't help comforting him, "Let's go and have a look, if we don't like it, we'll just sit down and leave."

Seeing her brother's expectation, Quan Na still nodded in agreement.

The three brothers and sisters went to Senju's clan. Unlike Uchiha's family, where every household grows catnip, there are mostly strange-shaped chews at the door of Senju's house. Homura saw dog chews placed at the entrance of Senju's restaurant and thought When scratching his upper paw, Hashirama ran out wagging his tail.

Homura could only restrain her claws, and followed her brother into the restaurant.

The moment Homura came in, he straightened his body, his snow-white ears stood up high, his tail was upturned, and his hair was loose, like a flower blooming.

Homura observed Homura's expression, but found that Homura was just looking at the Dog Clan's restaurant curiously, and when she saw him, she waved her paw at him as if nothing had happened.

Tobima's face darkened—the afternoon's events didn't seem to leave any impression on Homura's mind.

A cat who eats too much catnip is like being drunk, and she cannot be expected to remember clearly what happened while she was drunk.

Tobima's gloomy face made Homura withdraw her paws in embarrassment, lowered her head a little aggrieved, raised her ears, and meowed softly - it seemed that Tobima was really angry.

Homura began to seriously think about what she did to offend Tomona when she smoked catnip.

But it didn't take long for Homura to stop thinking about it, because the dishes were served.

The dishes of Senju and Uchiha are not the same, but the taste is not bad. At the end of the party, Hashirama patted Madara on the shoulder and said the ultimate purpose of the trip.

"Madara, we finally formed an alliance." As he spoke, Hashirama held the wine bottle and put his arm on Madara's shoulders, while talking and weeping lasagna tears.

Madara didn't dislike him either. After all, the two of them had known each other since childhood, so they naturally knew what virtue Hashirama was. If he said one more word at this time, Hashirama would fall into depression.

"But there is still a gap between our two races," Hashirama sniffled, and slammed the wine bottle on the table. "Cats and dogs have different habits, and it is easy to cause misunderstanding."

Hearing this, Madara frowned, they finally formed an alliance, and he didn't want his younger siblings to live a precarious life again.

"So—" Hashirama draws a long tail, and then shouts freely, "Madara, let's get married!"

spot:"……"

Quanna: "..."

In an instant, the two big cats exploded—what kind of marriage is this!Zhujian married the fox from the Uzumaki family a long time ago, and there is only one younger brother left, and the only girl in their family is Homura, this is the baby who is eyeing their family!

Madara and Quanna's tail hairs were completely blown out, and the hair seemed to be even more blown up. The braids left by Quanna were all blown up, and the sharp nails were also exposed.

"Thousand-handed Feijian!" Quan Nai's red eyes stared at Feijian, "Don't think of any bad ideas!"

Qianshou Feijian is simply scheming, he didn't take advantage of it before, and now he wants to come and marry his sister!

Pooh!Think beautifully!

"Hashirama, don't mention this matter again." Madara stared viciously at Hashirama, and from the corner of her eye looked at the expressionless Himama, and confirmed that this matter must have been written by Senshou Himama.

——Otherwise Yizhuma's mind must think that everything will be fine after the alliance!

Where would you want to get married?

What's more, without Tobuma's consent, how could Hashirama use his younger brother's marriage as a bargaining chip?

Madara glanced at Homura, and found that her sister was staring blankly at the water glass——

Now Homura doesn't react at all, she must be frightened.

As the older brother wanted to give his younger sister a piece of pure land, Madara once again sternly refused, "I will not sacrifice Homura's happiness."

However, Hashirama, who witnessed the scene of a cat sucking a dog, felt that one cat and one dog were still possible. Even under the influence of catnip, Homura didn't reject Tomama just now, did she?

So Hashirama struggled tenaciously under Madara and Quanna's deadly gaze, "But...but Homura hasn't responded yet!"

After saying this, four pairs of eyes looked at Homura in unison, saving Homura from being in a daze.

Homura put down the teacup, looked at Hashirama who looked excited as if he was going to get married, and Higama who implied expectation, shook her head helplessly and sighed, "It's impossible for us."

look!Their sister despises Feijian!

Madara and Quanna were proud, and they retracted their paws with confidence.

And the big white tail that was originally swaying in the door slowly hung down, and it didn't shake or move anymore. He clenched his fists and asked unwillingly, "Why?"

Xiao Yan blinked her eyes, and replied innocently and naturally, "Our estrus is different!"

Tobori: "..."

Well, I don't know how to refute.

The author has something to say:

Toboma: It's not love that hinders me...

我上网查的猫发情期在5-6月以及12月左右，持续3-7天。

The estrus period of dogs is around March-May and September-November.

Only a small part overlaps, not a perfect miss!