[Zhongzhu Hokage] There are always people who use mouth escape on me

Otomi took Yuehui and ran to the casino under Gui's command.

Halfway through the run, a police car suddenly blew its whistle, "Listen up, people in front, you are already speeding! Get out of the car and get checked!"

A boy with chestnut hair shouted at Otomi and Tsukiki with a loudspeaker.

"Go ahead! Boy!" Gui didn't think there was any problem with being chased by the police at all. He waved his hand and pointed forward, and Otomi, who had already had a good time, immediately speeded up.

Yuehui tightly grasped Otomi's hair, and lay down on his back. "Otomi! Slow down!"

At this moment, a man with fried hair in the police car turned over and jumped into the car, put his foot on the police light to fix his body, squinted slightly, and his black eyes instantly turned red.

"Hey!" Toshiro Hijikata leaned out of the car window, "It's dangerous for you to do this!"

"No matter what," Sougo took out the bazooka and pointed it at Otomi, "let them stop first."

At this moment, the hairy man kicked Sougo's bazooka, kicking Sougo out with half of his body out of the car window.

"Ah! Quanna! What are you doing!" Kondo watched in horror as Sougo rolled three times on the ground, sat up with blood on his face, pointed the bazooka at their police car, "It's over! See Buddha! Miss A Miao, see you in the next life..."

Quan Na folded her arms around her chest and looked down at Kondo, "The one in front is my nephew."

"Ne... nephew?" Kondo stiffened instantly.

Yesterday, Quan Nai suddenly appeared at the Shinsengumi settlement, saying that he was looking for his brother and sister.

Quanna and Homura's similar looks, the Shinsengumi people naturally think of Homura who lived with them temporarily.

So, after confirming the name, Kondo took Quan Nai to Wanshiwu to have a look - it was the boss who told them that Homura had found his family and was taken away.

Now Quan Nai actually has a nephew?

But Homura is only eight years old?

Tufang lit a cigarette expressionlessly, pierced the roof of the car with a long knife, and Quanna dodged extremely quickly.

"What are you doing?" Quan Nai's calm and flat voice came from the roof of the car.

"What did you do!" Hijikata roared angrily, "Homura is only eight years old!"

Quan Nai was silent for three seconds, "Then my sister is not the same person you know, my sister's eldest son is nine years old."

"How is it possible?" Kondo was also a little unbelievable, "The surname Uchiha is not so common."

Quanna didn't explain, and shouted to the people in front, "Yuehui! Otomi!"

Yuehui and Otomi stopped immediately when they heard the familiar voice.

"Uncle!"

Otomi stopped, Yuehui jumped off his back, and shouted at Quanna, "It's not good! Uncle! Uncle was captured by a monster!"

Quanna: "..."

Otomi was upset when he heard Yuehui's words, "Youkai don't catch Hashirama."

"I'm sorry! Otomi." Yuehui realized - Otomi is a monster, he rubbed Otomi's chin as an apology.

Then, Yuehui explained Hashirama's current situation to Quanna, and Quanna's face was dark - isn't Hashirama teaching bad children?

"Don't worry about him." Quan Nai hugged Yue Hui, and replied coldly - leave that guy Hashirama to Tobima to worry about! "Let's go find your mother."

"Wait a minute." Yuehui remembered that there was another person, and immediately pointed in Gui's direction, "Sister Wigzi accompanied me here!"

Hijikata and Sougo stared at Katsura, the big man in women's clothing, only Kondo laughed and patted Katsura on the shoulder, "Leave this child to us for the time being!"

Quan Nai also looked at Gui, and was stunned for three seconds, then covered Yue Hui's eyes, her heart collapsed, and she even wanted to swear - what kind of world is this!

On the other hand, Homura's family and the three people from Wanshiwu have already come out of the casino. Homura and Ayin have a special tacit understanding that you pay me a bag of cents, and when the last bag of money is left, the two have a relationship. disagreement.

"Ayin, I have two children to raise, you don't know how difficult it is to raise children recently!" Xiao Yan silently put the last bag of money in her money pile.

"Of course Ah Yin knows!" Ah Yin stretched out his hand to take the money back, "Ah Yin also has two children to raise, and one of them is super edible! Ah Yin's wallet has long been donated to them!"

"Riyao is only two and a half years old, and he's still drinking milk powder!" Xiao Yan found another reason. "And Ah Yin's wallet will only be contributed to Jump!"

"Ayin's latest issue of Jump hasn't been bought yet."

"Homura also wants to eat Strawberry Parfait!"

"Hey! You have stated your ultimate goal!" Shinpachi complained, "It's not for the children at all, but you want to use it yourself!"

Kagura picked her nose, "So children will become dirty adults when they grow up."

Shinpachi sighed, "Homura was really easy to deceive when she was young!"

Tobori: "..."

So Homura also learned the theory of "dirty adults" here?

In the end, the group went to the cold drink shop together and bought a lot of desserts. Homura specially ordered one for Tobima - Tobima doesn't eat desserts, so she can eat double!

Several people came out of the cold drink shop, just in time to meet the Shinsengumi three who came to look for them, as well as Quanna and Yuehui——Gui, at Yuehui's request, went back to look at Hashirama.

Seeing how her parents were at ease, Yue Hui, who took on the heavy responsibility of saving her uncle, was silent for three seconds, and sighed from the soul, "What a filthy lord!"

Tobori: "..."

They are leaving now!Otherwise, Yuehui will be polluted sooner or later!

"Hey, Feijian!" Quan Nai looked at Feijian coldly - after so many years, he still can't get used to Feijian, and this kind of dislike will probably last a lifetime. "Hashirama was captured."

Fei Jian raised his eyebrows, with Hashirama's ability, even if his strength was suppressed, he would not be caught. "what happened?"

Yuehui tugged at Feijian's sleeve, and made Feijian bow his head, "Uncle lost the bet and was caught in the Puppet Club."

In an instant, Fei Jian's face was as black as charcoal - he didn't know whether to sympathize with his elder brother who was taken away, or to be depressed that his elder brother taught his son badly.

Yuehui looked at his father's dark and scary face, sighed, and took his sister's hand, "Riyao, don't worry, I will be a big brother who makes Riyao feel at ease. I won't let Riyao become a downer A father's."

Riyao nodded seriously, held his brother's hand tightly, his big eyes widened in horror, "Don't be like that!"

Homura didn't pay attention to Tokaima, because she saw the three Kondos who had been away for a long time, "Boss Kondo! Brother Fourteen! Sougo!"

Homura greeted each of them.

The cigarette in Tufang's mouth dropped to the ground, "This...is this... Xiaoyan?"

Seeing Xiaoyan nodding, Tufang rushed to her in an instant, "Did you find the time machine?"

"Please tell me if you find the time machine." Sougo calmly squeezed Hijikata away and stood in front of Homura, "I will definitely blow up Mr. Hijikata to death."

"There is no time machine, it's just that the speed of time on our two sides is different." Xiao Yan explained, "I won't let you blow up Brother Fourteen to death!"

Kondo looked at Homura with tears in his eyes, "Homura, please teach me how to chase girls again!"

"Souwuhui!" Homura pointed at Sougo, "Sougo taught me how to kidnap people back then!"

Tobori: "..."

Well, another root of all evil has been found.

Now Tobima is very convinced that Homura's idea of ​​being able to support the other party and tying him up when he confessed his love was also taught by people in this world!

If in their world only Homura's abnormal brain circuits were the only ones, then in this world only his brain circuits were abnormal.

He recalled the magical contagious power of Homura's brain circuits - he was once led aside by Homura, and he deeply felt that they had to leave this world early, otherwise, he might be the only normal person in their family!

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On the other side, Madara looked at the group of young people in front of him, and frowned slightly. With his ability, these guys could be solved with a single fire escape, but his ability was suppressed by this world, and it took a few tricks to kill them all. Defeat—this world was probably the most conscious world he had ever experienced.

Madara picked up a gangster, "Hey, who is the strongest among you?"

Find the most powerful person and ask him to help find his younger siblings. This is the fastest way.

The little gangster with a bruised nose and a swollen face didn't dare to hesitate, and immediately told Madara, "There are four kings in Kabukicho, the chivalrous man Nisui Jiro, the demon Saigo, the empress Toshi, and the peacock princess Hua Tuo."

"Hua Tuo was defeated by the other three parties, and Jiro Choban retired, leaving only Xixiang and Dengshi."

Madara thought about it for three seconds - if he didn't do the bullying of women, then the rest would be ghost Xixiang.

Madara took out a map, "Where is Xixiang?"

The little gangster raised his finger to a place.

Madara, a hand knife hit the young man's neck, knocking him out, leaping all the way on the roof, and quickly came to Xixiang Tesheng's territory.

"Boss, I promise, I will pay back your money as soon as possible!"

Madara’s footsteps paused—it was Hashirama’s voice.

"Heh!" It was a sneer, but Xixiang Tesheng snorted magnificently, "Gamblers are not trustworthy, what are you going to pay back? Go to work now!"

Madara's expression turned serious - could even Hashirama be no match for this ghost?

Madara thought of the things that casinos let gamblers who lost everything do in the past - black coal mines, mining...

He couldn't watch Hashirama go to those places!

One person can't do it, the two of them work together and can always beat each other. As for the money, they can go to the casino to win it back.

With a cold face, Madara turned over and jumped off the roof, kicking the broken glass, "Hashirama! I'm here to save..."

Madara was stunned for two seconds, his expression gradually distorted, "Sorry, I went to the wrong place."

"Madara! Help me! Madara!" Wearing a pink kimono with twin ponytails, Hashima grabbed Madara's trouser legs.

Hashirama's complexion itself was dark, and wearing a cherry pink kimono made her look even darker, with twin ponytails flickering, and a strong and muscular physique. This kind of contrast is not cute at all, it's just hot eyes!

Madara tremblingly looked at Hashirama's lipsticked lips and light pink eyeshadow, and felt that she had been really blind for the first half of her life, to call such a guy a brother.

Xixiang Tesheng looked at Madara up and down, and Madara felt the crisis immediately, but with his character, it would be a shame to retreat without a fight, Madara looked at Xixiang Tesheng expressionlessly, "How much does he owe you?" ?”

Xixiang Tesheng said a number.

Madara began to consider letting Hashirama stay here to pay off the debt.

Fortunately, Gejian didn't come, otherwise the child would have suffered a lot!

At this moment, a childish voice came from the door, "Uncle! I'm here to save you!"

Madara looked at Hashirama blankly, "You brought Yuehui to the casino, and then brought it here?"

"It's Yuehui who came to look for me." Zhu Jian whispered.

Madara couldn't bear to look directly and turned her head to the side, holding her right hand with her left hand, controlling her desire to beat someone.

Madara strode out and found that his family members were all there. He breathed a sigh of relief, "Don't worry about Zhujian, let him stay here to pay off the debt."

"Madara!" Hashirama poked his head out from behind the door, but even such a shape was very embarrassing.

Tobuma took a deep breath, and began to wonder if Hashirama was his real brother—how could he have a brother like Hashirama!

Tokaima also turned away silently.

"Teima!" Hashirama shouted pitifully.

There was a shiver between the doors, and helplessly stopped.

After all, it was the eldest brother, and Feijian asked Xiaoyan for some money to help Zhujian repay the debt.

Before repaying the debt, Tobuma indifferently took a photo of Hashirama's women's clothing, and threatened that if Hashirama went to gamble again, he would give this photo to Mito!

The chick in Hashirama nodded like a pecking rice, and then had the chance to change back to her original clothes.

Hashirama, who had changed back into his clothes, laughed and patted Madara and Tobima, "Thank you!"

Ah Yin looked at Hashirama blankly, and muttered in a low voice, "Ah...the first generation is like this...it's unimaginable!"

Over the next few days, Homura visited the people who had helped her in the first place.

When Isao Kondo told a group of rough guys in the Shinsengumi that "Homura is coming to visit", everyone in the Shinsengumi immediately put away all the books of the Eighteen Bans and carried out a general cleaning—even the toilets were cleaned, and they bought There were a lot of sweets and snacks, and they all liked the little girl who looked like a mascot like a daughter.

But when Homura appeared in front of them with Tobima, all the Shinsengumi remained silent.

"Fortunately, I put those books away, otherwise the two children would have seen them!" Yamazaki Tai laughed awkwardly, "Little Riyao is also very cute!"

"It feels like a girl has grown up overnight." The uncle of the Shinsengumi bit his handkerchief, tears streaming down his face.

The others responded one after another, and even secretly fought with Togama, making sure that Tomama could protect Homura.

Then the toys and comic books they prepared were handed over to Yuehui and Riyao.

Among them is a slightly larger Shinsengumi uniform.

Seeing that uniform, Kondo laughed, "I originally planned to prepare it for you, but I didn't expect Homura to grow into an adult that people can rely on!"

Kondo put his hand on Homura's hair and rubbed it, "We are proud of you!"

For a moment, Homura seemed to be standing at the crossroads when she was eight years old again. At that time, these people gave her a stable and smooth life when she was in a panic. Standing in front of her, they raised their knives to fight for her.

Let her know that force is not born for destruction, but for protection.

Homura held the small uniform and smiled brightly at Kondo, "You must keep the samurai's promise! I promised to meet again with Mr. Kondo to become an excellent adult!"

Looking at Homura's smile, Tobima let out a soft breath—even if the people in this world are unreliable, they once brought Homura good memories and motivation to move forward.

They shaped and guided Homura into who she is now.

Then Homura went to visit Katsura Kotaro, a man with lofty ideals hunted by the Shinsengumi. Finally, he no longer looked like a gangster in women's clothing, but wore monk's clothes, and was accompanied by a strange creature.

Homura ran with him to the temple grounds to stroke wild cats, discussing ways to change the country while masturbating.

There is a shadow of this person in Homura's thoughts. They also hope to change the world in a peaceful way, and hope to bring more smiles to future children.

A group of people stayed in Wanshiwu for a few more days. As long as there are a few people from Wanshiwu, they will always be noisy and will not be deserted.

Even eating a hot pot can turn them into a farce.

Homura blended into it without being abrupt.

Seeing Homura so happy, Tomona originally wanted to stay here for a few more days, but he suddenly found that not only Yuehui, but even Riyao had a bit of the style of this world. Thinking of the Sarutobi iris that Homura visited before—— The female ninja who established Homura's view of confession—Tomona eagerly wanted to take the two children away.

In case Riharu and Homura confess their love...

Riyao was really made to act, did he agree or disagree?

Now Tomona has already experienced the entangled feelings between Madara and Quanna.

Yuehui's summer vacation time is limited, they stayed for a few days and then left. Before leaving, Ah Yin and the others made another scarf for Xiaoyan, "The scarf from last time must have been broken, right? This is for you."

Homura put on a scarf with a familiar pattern, "Then my comic book is temporarily here with you, please keep it safe for me! I will read it next time I come here!"

"Understood!" Ah Yin dug his ears and waved his hands impatiently, "Don't come here again as an old woman!"

"You don't want to become an old man either!" Homura waved at them, "Also, Grandma Dengshi wants me to tell you that it's time to pay the rent again!"

"What?!" Ah Yin jumped, "A Yin, I bought you strawberry parfaits with all my money!" Ah Yin looked at Xiao Yan anxiously, "Xiao Yan, you won't need the money here after you go back, tell me Ah Yin, where did you put the money!"

"There's not a single point left, I spent it all!" Homura replied proudly, with an expression of "I knew you would definitely ask that".

Ah Yin wailed in pain.

——With them, even parting is still very lively.

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The second stop of the trip was strongly requested by Yuehui. He wanted to see the Warring States Period in the parallel world.

He grew up listening to such impassioned and passionate stories since he was a child, but those stories were not told by Tomona and Homura, nor by Madara and Quanna. Only Hashirama told the stories at that time, but every time When it comes to that era, Hashirama only brags about the friendship between his uncle and him, and nothing else.

His stories are all heard from other people.

So he hopes to see it with his own eyes, so that he can brag to Ge Jian when he goes back!

Ge Jian grew up listening to the same story as him, and they had already agreed that if his Sharingan could awaken the ability of time and space, he would take Ge Jian to this era to see.

But before departure, Homura clearly told Yuehui that that era was not only full of turmoil and grandeur, but also cruel and treacherous. Yuehui must follow them, and if there was any danger, she would take him away immediately.

Yuehui nodded, but didn't think it was a big deal—the turbulent times of that era sounded particularly exciting and exciting.So many ninjas who have experienced that era boasted about their achievements and praised his powerful relatives, making him feel that with such a few relatives as backers, he is fearless.

Yuehui, who has been established since he was born in Konoha, has always grown up under the pampering. He doesn't need to go to the battlefield, perform tragic tasks, or fight for his life with others.

Xiao Yan and the others fulfilled their previous wish, allowing the children to grow up peacefully in the bright and clean campus, but they also developed Yue Hui's extraordinarily bold, even ignorant character.

Homura doesn't want to annihilate his nature, but he also hopes that he can realize the hard-won life now.

During this trip, they learned the lesson from the previous time. Homura and Tomona held the two children tightly to prevent them from being separated. It's so obvious.

These two children are not yet able to protect themselves.

Even though Yuehui has begun to open his eyes, he who has never seen blood can't even beat a five or six-year-old child in this era.

Not because of lack of ability, but because of lack of ruthlessness.

Five or six-year-old children here can use all kinds of methods to kill the enemy, but Yuehui can't kill.

"Thousands of Hands!" A group of people heard an angry voice as soon as they landed. "go to hell!"

——It was the boy's voice that Homura had disguised before.

Then there was the clang of swords colliding.

Safely landed on a rock between Homura and Tobi, watching himself in this world confront the opponent, kunai and ninjutsu burst out one after another, trying to kill the opponent.

"Heh!" New World's young Tozoma sneered, holding the knife that Homura was slashing at him, "Is this the level? Uchiha Homura, want to defeat me? Just dream!"

Homura's eyes in the new world instantly turned into a kaleidoscope shape, and he looked at Tomona, and kicked Tomona mercilessly at the moment when Tomona was stunned.

"Mom..." Yuehui looked at Feijian and Xiaoyan in the parallel world in disbelief, "Are you... killing and loving each other?"

Homura looked at Madara and Hashirama in the parallel world who were also beating life and death in the background, and answered very positively, "No, this is a large-scale divorce scene."

Tobori: "..."

The author has something to say:

Two in one, make up for yesterday's update!

In this world, Quanna will find a girlfriend!

Not only will I return to the previous world, there are several other ones, after all, it is a trip that travels back and forth!

Is the pace a bit slow?

Is it a bit abnormal to write several chapters in one episode?

I still have a few ideas, but I think the pace is a bit slow...

In my impression, there can't be so many episodes...

Thank you Xia Ying, Han Chen, Ruan Tutu, Mu Bai for mine~