[Zhongzhu Hokage] There are always people who use mouth escape on me

Shimura Dojo is not very quiet at night, there are always explosions coming, Homura takes a peek, but sees the little ape wearing a nurse's outfit to avoid the huge explosion.

Not long after, Homura saw a guy with black hair and black eyes appear. This guy was dressed as a ninja, but exuded a silly and cute aura.

She hadn't seen this person during the day, and he shouldn't be the owner's guest in this attire.

Homura felt obligated to keep the family safe as a renter who hadn't paid the rent.

"Who are you?" Homura appeared behind Hei Shortzhi, black Kunai pressing against his throat.

"Don't move, don't move, Miss, I don't mean anything malicious." Hei Short was trembling, making Xiao Yan feel that this guy didn't seem to be a threat.

Homura caught a glimpse of an ID folder on his waist, and reached out to take it, "Tei Yamazaki, a member of the Shinsengumi?"

The Shinsengumi are the police in this world, and she knows their responsibilities. The police who maintain peace should not be bad guys, right?

Xiao Yan let go of the other party, and Shan Gouyu's Sharingan slowly turned, planning to kill him directly if the other party did something strange.

"You are..." Yamazaki murmured as if he had seen something terrifying. "Black fried hair, strange red eyes, dark blue high-necked clothing, and... ping-pong bats..."

Homura followed the other person's line of sight to see her clothes, which had the Uchiha family's Uchiha clan emblem painted on it, and a black spot burned by a black cigarette, "This is the Uchiha fan, not that..." Homura thought about it Say something she doesn't understand, "Ping-pong paddle."

Yamazaki suddenly felt that he had the opportunity to ask his deputy chief. "I am the inspector of the Shinsengumi, Yamazaki Tai, and I am arresting you for the assassination of Tianren!"

"You... want to catch me?" Homura looked at the weak chicken holding a badminton racket in disbelief. "Are you sure you can beat me?"

"Always give it a try!" Yamazaki said confidently.

In less than ten seconds, Homura was sitting on Yamazaki's back looking at the stars in the sky, explaining to the policeman that she was innocent, "I didn't want to offend those Leopards, they bullied me first, they said I was The kid who dreamed of being a samurai threw cigarette butts at me. I just wanted to teach them a lesson, but I didn’t expect them to be so weak. In the end, they lost all their hair, so it’s not fun at all.”

Homura felt aggrieved, "I had a good impression of them at first, the fluffy hands must be very nice, I actually want to pet an orangutan, I've never touched an orangutan before!"

"...I told her that we could touch the orangutan, and she came back with me!" Yamazaki reported the incident to Hijikata, and looked at Homura who was stroking Kondo's hair from time to time.

"It looks a lot like the character on the arrest warrant, but why is it so small?" Tufang lit a cigarette with a mayonnaise lighter.

"It should have shrunk. It has shrunk after taking a bath too much." Sougo Okita lifted his strange blindfold, "Mr. Hijikata will probably get water in his brain if he takes a bath and wash too much. Then the position of deputy chief will be mine." , Okita did not know where to take out the bazooka, "So let Mr. Hijikata die!"

Hijikata ignored Okita's provocation and carefully arranged the work, "This brat looks like he's only seven or eight years old, right? Maybe it's her family. Let's follow this lead to investigate!"

Their shinsengumi are policemen, but they are not inhumane. Such a small child cannot be handed over to the shogunate, and let those guys use a child to please heaven and man.

On the other hand, Homura felt that although Mr. Kondo looked like an orangutan, he was a very gentle and generous person. He didn't get angry when she touched his hair, and he even gave her candy.

Although he is not as good-looking as the Uchihas, Kondo's fried hair makes Homura feel a little kind.

"What kind of candy is this?" Homura licked the round rainbow-colored candy, holding the stick stuck on the candy, "Look at it!"

"The new rainbow lollipops from the dessert shop." Kondo stuffed two more into Homura's hand.

The sweet taste made her feel at ease, "It's delicious, but I prefer taiyaki."

Kondo put Homura behind his back, stood up, with a silly father's smile on his face, "Haha, I'll take you to buy taiyaki!"

Homura climbed up and sat on Kondo's shoulder, "Let's go!"

As a result, after Kondo took her out, she turned around and turned to Shimura Dojo...

Then Homura overturned the setting of Mr. Kondo's gentle atmosphere, and put a stalker hat on his head.

"Mr. Kondo." After Kondo was beaten flying by Ms. Shimura for the fifth time, he took Homura to buy taiyaki with a bruised nose and a swollen face. Homura ate taiyaki and patiently persuaded Mr. Kondo, "You won't beg girls like this. The kids are happy."

Yan felt that she was experienced in this kind of thing. Not long ago, she had received the true biography of Xiao Yuan!

What's more, she once matched up with her elder brothers and elder sister Ling...

"Homura?" Kondo looked down at Homura who had just reached his waist, she didn't know why she was suddenly stunned, he was still waiting for the little girl in front of him to teach him the secret method of chasing girls!

Hearing Kondo's call, Homura woke up suddenly, and then looked at Kondo with a smile, "Mr. Kondo has to change his image first! After all, girls like handsome and resolute men, not gorillas!"

Homura took Kondo and ran to the clothing store, found him a shirt and a suit with the collar of the shirt slightly open, and then found a barber shop to smooth his fried hair, although it was still a bit fried, But it doesn't look cluttered.

This Kondo looks much more handsome than before.

When Kondo returned to the Shinsengumi settlement with Homura, Hijikata was stunned when he saw Kondo's new image.

Then, Homura solemnly sat across from Kondo, and took out——

a bundle of rope...

Kondo looked at the things that the little girl in front of him took out with complicated emotions, and his heart was full of frantic screen swiping: Is Shaking S younger now!

It is enough for Zhenxuan group to collect all the shaking S!

Another village can't bear it!

Just when Kondo was frantically swiping the screen, Homura told Kondo what Xiaoyuan had taught her.

While Homura was talking seriously, a boy with chestnut hair came in from outside, took Homura's rope, and tied Kondo up...

The teenager also commented, "It's best to use red rope for this kind of rope."

Homura nodded receptively.

Just when the chestnut-haired boy was about to say something, the deputy head of the earth suddenly rushed in, picked up Yan by the collar, and put her behind him to protect, "You guys, don't treat people of this age. The brat said these nonsense things! What if she takes it seriously! There is no need for another Shaker S!"

"What are you talking about? Deputy Chief." There was an extra chair behind the chestnut-haired boy. He sat on the chair, crossed his legs, and leaned against the armrest, with a malicious smile on his face. "This world only needs one Shaking S Emperor, and everyone else is a submissive slave!"

"..."

Tufang took Homura who was behind him and slipped in front of her, plugging her ears.

Homura could only watch in a daze as Mr. Hijikata grew more and more excited while Okita Sougo replied calmly.

In the end, Hijikata covered Homura's ears, and just carried her away.

Hijikata took Homura to a place where no one was around, and just as he took out the mayonnaise lighter to light a cigarette, he saw a seven or eight year old girl looking at him curiously.

The big black eyes were full of innocence, and the corners of Hijikata's mouth twitched, and he finally put away the mayonnaise lighter and the cigarette. "Tell me! Where is your home, where are the adults at home?"

"I don't know." Homura saw that mayonnaise that was on fire, and thought it was quite amusing—that thing can be on fire without chakra—so he wanted to watch it again, but he didn't expect that the man in front of him actually put away the mayonnaise...

Homura looked away a little regretfully, "I was here as soon as I woke up."

"Who is in the family?" Tufang wanted to know some information so that he could find Homura's family.

"Mom and Dad, five older brothers." Homura replied habitually, then paused again, and smiled at Tukata, "But now there are only two older brothers."

Tufang was stunned for a moment, and finally just sighed, "Clean up, we're ready for dinner!"

During dinner, everyone had their own separate meals, but, at some point, wine appeared on the table, and then a group of people gave up their image and made a mess.

"Homura!" Kondo tied the tie sideways on his forehead, walked over to the little girl drunkenly, and rubbed her head like a puppy, "Don't always look so sad! If there is something unhappy If you want something, then cry it out, tears can always wash away part of the sadness."

Although Kondo reeked of alcohol, his eyes were firm.

"My knife will fight for you if need be."