I crossed over after cos failed

It is said that the three caves of the cunning rabbit are not only human beings, but also the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

I stood outside the external gate of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, looking around anxiously.

Having been waiting at the door for about an hour, I already had a bad premonition in my heart.

After waiting for another half an hour, when I saw that there was no movement from the Special Agents Section, I almost knew that I was being tricked.

It must be that Blanche and Osamu Dazai teamed up to trick me!

Sure enough, these two people are not good things!

I walked on the way back bitterly and tuied.

After returning to the temporary foothold in this world, I opened the door with a wire, and sure enough, I saw Osamu Dazai and Brandeso eating a can of crab meat while the other was eating marshmallows.

The two watched the TV show that was not funny at all together very strangely, and laughed a lot.

I have every reason to suspect that these two men are laughing at me.

So I endured it, ignored them, and walked to the kitchen, looking for something to fill my stomach.

At noon, I ordered a serving of instant noodles. After I finished eating, I sat on the sofa boldly and watched the two of them directly.

"Heh~ Don't think about going out today, both of you. No matter what plans you have, I will not let you succeed!"

And after the cheeky duo looked at each other, they ignored my gaze and went about their own business.

Hmph, I'm not surprised that Bailan can stay in the house as long as he has marshmallows.

Osamu Dazai, heh, let me see how you can bear it!

Sure enough, not long after, before noon, Dazai's father, who was a boy, couldn't stay, and wanted to go out and commit suicide.

"I'm going out, I'm going to commit suicide~"

"No." I stretched out my hand to block the door, and said ruthlessly, "Who knows if you will do something bad on purpose."

"I want to commit suicide, I am your father, you must listen to me."

I dug out the bag I had just brought back from the porch, took out a blackened rope from it, handed it over solemnly and said nonsense: "This is a rope I bought from a store that has already hanged three people. , the cursed rope in the legend. If you use it to commit suicide, you will succeed."

"Oh~" the young Dazai Osamu's eyes were shining brightly, he took the rope with excited hands, and asked expectantly, "Curse or something, really? Is it about suicide without pain, death or something?"

"Ah, yes, yes." I said perfunctorily, "So hurry up and try it in your own room."

"No, such a good opportunity, how can I stay here and commit suicide!" The young Dazai Osamu clenched his fists and said with an inspirational look, "I should find a place with beautiful scenery, mountains and rivers, and a beautiful scenery, and then find the A tree more than a hundred years old commits suicide."

Before I had time to say something, that guy Bailan raised his hand positively and said: "Wow, I know this place is there, I'll take Dazai-kun there now."

"You are dreaming." I stretched out my hand to block the door, "You haven't settled with you for teasing me this morning."

One of them who likes to behave mischievously is enough to annoy me, and now the two want to go out and mess together?

dream!

"But I've run out of cotton candy." Bai Lan picked up his empty cotton candy packaging bag, "I'm going to buy cotton candy~"

"It's okay if you don't go out, but my canned crab meat is gone." The boy Dazai Osamu also booed along with him.

"Then what do you want?" I raised my eyebrows, feeling that what they said next must have something to do with their purpose.

"Well, I'll go out with you. You go shopping, and I'll find a place to commit suicide. As for Mr. Bai Lan, just lock him up in the house."

This is Dazai Osamu's proposal.

Then he was pushed away by Bai Lan, "I can help you watch Dazai-kun and let you go shopping without worry. The exchange is that you have to come back and look for the 'book' with me."

"No, Mr. Bai Lan has destroyed many worlds, and Mr. Lin will not trust you. I am different. I just have a little special hobby, and my character is still very trustworthy."

"Heh, what is worth entrusting is your future self. Ah Lin doesn't know what kind of virtue you are now, but I still know a thing or two."

"Even so, Mr. Bai Lan is more uncontrollable than me. At least I won't destroy the world at will."

"They say that's me in the parallel world. And, do you think you can make A Lin trust you by saying this? Who knows if you will come back after you go out. Do you think that after you have contacted me In the future, Ah Lin will let you act alone?"

"That's better than you, an outsider."

"..." I quietly watched the two of them standing at the door and confronting each other, and I didn't know what to say for a while.

Just these two people, I worry about their cooperation?I really think too much.

Thinking of this, I patted the door heavily, and after they calmed down, I said, "I'm going out to buy what you need, and you stay here honestly, and you are not allowed to go anywhere."

As I said that, I first pointed to the boy Dazai Osamu, "You swear in the name of suicide enthusiasts, if you leave while I am away, you will never commit suicide successfully!"

Then I pointed to Bai Lan, "You swear by yourself, if you go out while I am away, you will be caught by Bai Lan in the parallel world in the next second, and then you will become a Ghost."

"So vicious, so vicious!"

Osamu Dazai and Bai Lan changed their faces at the same time, which made me cock my mouth proudly, I can't cure you guys.

At the same time, I did not forget to urge: "Hurry up, swear."

"Okay." After the two of them looked at each other reluctantly, they repeated what I just said listlessly at the same time.

"Okay, I'm going to go shopping. By the way, I'll find someone to help me and watch over you, so that next time you go out, I can know what you are doing."

That's a really nice note.I nodded secretly, secretly proud of myself for being able to come up with such a brilliant idea.

After I left here, I didn't worry at all for a while that they would leave the house and go out and do things while I was away.

I don't think even Dazai's father is completely clear about the situation in Yokohama during this period of time.Not to mention Bai Lan, a stranger in other worlds.

Otherwise, he would not have been shocked for a moment when he knew the time in this world yesterday.

As for why I want to guard against Dazai Dazai, who is only 14 years old, it is purely because, I think, with Dazai Dazai's character of not being immortal all the time, he must be curious about the "book" that Bai Lan said can fulfill people's wishes, and then Do whatever it takes to get it.

As for the specific situation of the "book" in this world, I am still not very clear. If something goes wrong in the "book" because of me and Bai Lan, or if Osamu Dazai really succeeds in committing suicide because of this, then the world will be afraid. It is about to be destroyed.

I don't think I'm alarmist. At this time, Osamu Dazai has not established a bond with this world, and the world is false in his eyes.

After he finds a way to commit suicide without pain, I don't think he will continue to wait. For him, there is still no hope of salvation.

However, no matter which world, he is the only one who can form the deepest bond with the "book" and protect the "book" well...

Therefore, no matter which aspect is concerned, I must let him establish a bond with this world.

So, I plan to go to Leibo Street to find someone before I go shopping.

After leaving the busy street, the more you go to Leibo Street, the more chaotic the street becomes.

Children in ragged clothes, thugs who robbed everywhere, dressed in black, and mafia who collected protection fees everywhere...

In short, before Mr. Mori became the leader of the port mafia, Leibo Street and its surrounding areas were extremely dangerous places.

"Stop, robbery!"

I was already too lazy to count how many times this was the first wave of robbery. I didn't even want to talk nonsense anymore. I just took two steps to run up, then two roundhouse kicks and a few heavy punches. Moaned where it hit.

And the people standing far away, under my cold gaze, were like scattered birds and beasts, and soon disappeared.

I believe that the next journey will be much smoother for me.

"Hey, outsider, this is the territory of our sheep. If you want to pass by here, first leave the money on your body as a way to buy money."

Turning left and right on Leibo Street, I felt that I was lost, and when I was about to find someone to guide me, a childish voice sounded from a high place.

"?" The territory of the sheep?

"What is a sheep?" I was very curious. To be honest, although I had heard some stories about the king of sheep from Dazai's father, I was completely confused about the specific situation of sheep.

Moreover, I did not expect that the "sheep" in this time period developed quite well in Leibo Street.

So, the question is, why did these guys betray their leader in the end?

"You actually look down on our sheep!" Another male voice with a slightly more mature voice shouted sharply, "You will be punished by the leader of our sheep, the King of Sheep."

"Ha~ King of Sheep?" I was amused by this weak title, "Since you are sheep, then I am a wolf. Now I am the king of wolves and I am going to pass through the territory of sheep. You people can only eat grass The sheep don't run away!"

"You actually dare to laugh at our sheep organization, you wait." The voice just now rang out again with embarrassment, "Everyone go together, he has only one person, we copy the guy, we want to make this guy who despises our sheep look good!"

Then, I was quickly surrounded by a group of teenagers who were about my age. Their clothes looked old and they held various weapons in their hands.

All kinds of knives, guns and sticks.

"Tsk, waste of time." I curled my lips, looked around, and hooked my fingers provocatively, "Let's come together."

I usually deal with such low-level people one by one with a kick, or with one punch.

But considering that these children are also for survival, so my method is a little gentler. I just picked up these people, threw them into a pile, and then persuaded me in a nice way, "You can't beat me, so you still have to fight!" Don't waste manpower and material resources to trouble me.

Considering that you are all minors today and you are all trying to survive, I will spare you this time.

As children, even if you want to rob, you have to pick someone to come. "

I think there is absolutely nothing wrong with my words, and I sincerely warned them to keep a low profile.

So, I asked them for news very confidently, "Do you know where Zhongyuan Zhongye is?"

Well, although I know that Chuya's father joined the port mafia when he was around 15 years old, I really don't know what he did before he joined the gangsters.

I have also had related confusion, and I asked the person specifically about it, but the person did not answer.Later I asked Mr. Mori again, and Mr. Mori only told me that Chuya's father used to hang out in Leibo Street.

Of course, I also asked Dazai's father, but Dazai's father kept laughing after hearing it, so in the end this question was left alone.

Now that I have an unexpected chance to meet Dazai's father and Chuya's father when I was 14 years old, of course I will be very curious.

Dazai’s father needless to say, he once told me that his earliest safe house was the apartment where he lives now, and after he joined the Hong Kong gangsters, he bought many safe houses one after another.

As for looking for Zhongya's father, I can only inquire about it in Leibo Street.

But I think it shouldn't be difficult to inquire about Zhongye's father's abilities.

"Are you looking for Zhongye?"

The silver-haired boy who was pressed at the bottom said with a strange expression.

I took two steps forward and looked at him curiously. I always felt that he looked familiar~ This sense of familiarity made me suppress his familiar address for Zhongye's father for the time being.

"He's coming—"

"What?" The white-haired boy's words made me stunned for a moment, and then I felt a huge sense of crisis, and then I moved faster than I realized, and rolled on the ground, avoiding the sudden violent blow from behind.

And what the white-haired boy said next made my eyes widen even more, "Zhongye, this guy, he not only insulted the sheep, he also insulted the king of sheep. You are our leader, our king of sheep, You must defeat him and avenge us!"

"What, that unlucky king of sheep is you?!" I quickly turned around, and saw the familiar face, still in an immature appearance, tied on my right wrist and following the group of people on the ground who were slowly getting up. Blue ribbons like boys and girls.

So this is the truth that makes men silent and women cry, and Dazai Osamu laugh?

It turns out that Zhongye's father is the king of sheep~

No wonder Chuya's father always looked uncomfortable when he complained about the King of Sheep.

Chuya's father didn't respond to my words, he just stood up again, put his hands in his pockets, jumped with ease, and then kicked me.

And my movement range is exactly the same as that of the boy's father, except that Zhongya is moving forward, while I am lightly jumping on my hind legs.

Regarding Zhongye's attack, I didn't want to defend at all, so I could only dodge passively, and at the same time lead him out of the range of the sheep.

Just based on my looks, I think I can make Chuya stop fighting soon.

Sure enough, when we entered and retreated, and quickly left Leibo Street, as I said "Chuya Dad", Chuya's attack really stopped.

"What did you call me?" Chuya frowned and said displeasedly, "Do you think I will let you go like this? Anyone who offends the sheep will be punished."

"But you are really my father." I said innocently, "I come from the future. This time, I came here not only to visit my father when I was a boy, but also to find someone for me."

"You said you came from the future, do you have any evidence?"

The boy's father didn't believe me, which was what I expected, so I took out my phone, took out the only photo of me and him and said, "Look, I have a photo of us here. And , I think our high similarity can be regarded as important evidence."

I don't know what I said that made him believe it, anyway, Zhong also gradually let go of his guard against me.

"You said you were my child, so why did you attack the sheep?"