I crossed over after cos failed

"What, guess the previous job of the member? And the reward?" I thought speechlessly, are you sure this is not a gift for me?

In the coffee shop on the first floor, Brother Zun and the others had already left, leaving only everyone in the Armed Detective Agency except the president.

It was Atsushi Nakajima who proposed this guess of the previous occupation of the member.

He said that this is a traditional activity of their detective agency.

To actually regard this kind of thing as a traditional activity, no wonder it has been unable to do the port mafia for so long.

"Such a simple question, why does he accumulate the highest prize money?" I really don't understand, "Xiang is so vicious, he is so black that he can't see the human shape clearly, and he can guess it with his eyes closed. He used to be a gangster." Yes!"

"A, a gangster?" Atsushi Nakajima exclaimed in surprise, "How is that possible! Mr. Dazai is obviously very clear and refreshing. Although his hobbies are a bit strange, he is clearly a good person."

"But the truth is like this." I casually rested my chin on one hand and looked outside the cafe, "It's still high-level."

"High, high-level?!" Kunikida Doppo felt as if he was going to be petrified by the news, and turned his head mechanically to look at Dazai's father, "Really, really?"

"That's right~" Dazai's father snapped his fingers with one hand, "Suicide enthusiasts never lie, if they say they have a job, they have a job."

Dazai's father held his cheeks in both hands, and said in a turbulent tone: "Mr. Lin really deserves to be my child~ so smart, capable and alert."

"What about us?" Tanizaki Naomi pointed to her and Tanizaki Junichiro, "Can you guess?"

"You look like students." I pointed at them and said, and then pointed at Kunikida Doppo, "Mr. Kunikida is almost like a teacher or a civil servant."

"As for Atsushi Nakajima, it's his first time working. I don't need to say more about Miss Yosano and Mr. Ranpo."

"Wow, how did you see this?" Tanizaki Naomi straightened up and asked me curiously.

"Well, everything else is obvious at a glance." I raised my jaw, "But Dazai's father already knew what he said."

"Hey, then why did you call Dazai-san Dazai's father? Who is your mother?" Junichiro Tanizaki asked me curiously.

"Probably because my dad has too many?" I hesitated and replied, "Is that a good distinction? As for mom, if you're asking about the other half of the genes flowing in my body, then I'll be honest, no. "

"Eh? Did you reproduce from a single cell?"

I looked at Atsushi Nakajima with black lines all over my head, "Don't say such things next time, what kind of person do you think Dazai's father is, and he reproduces with a single cell."

"But, you said that there is no mother..."

I shook my head, "The other half of the genes doesn't have to be my mother, it can also be my father's."

"dad?!"

Obviously, what I just said shocked everyone sitting in the coffee shop.

Almost everyone said in surprise in unison: "Two fathers?"

"Yes~" I dragged my voice helplessly, "This is indeed a bit magical, but it is also true."

"Uh, Mr. Lin, who is your other father?"

"Well... you will know this when you have a chance to see it in the future." I hesitated and replied, it shouldn't be such a coincidence that I could see it, right?

After all, they are all hostile forces, and the other side is still high-level or something...

After briefly talking about my problem, I followed the Tanizaki brothers and sisters and changed the topic directly, and chatted about other things.

The first day of paddling (bushi) work in the detective agency was successfully completed.

Because I am a student, my guardian is far away in Tokyo, and I am only a temporary member, so I was approved to take the subway home early.

It was Dazai's father who sent me off, but he wasn't the one who sent me off, because Mr. Kunikida felt that Dazai's father would definitely take the opportunity to sneak away.

Even anxiously thinking about what if I will be sent to the road again, and then enter the water again...

Well, in fact, I can go by myself.

However, maybe because the detective agencies are all good people, everyone has the same feeling that I am still a minor, so I have to listen to the teacher and have my parents pick me up.

I have reasonable doubts, if the distance is not too far, they will probably arrange shifts to take me home every day, right?

The topic is far away, it was Dazai's father who sent me, and this was the last decision made when I pretended to be pitiful.

I happily grabbed and pulled Dazai's father's arm, bouncing and walking as if with my father around, everything was fine.

After finally jumping all the way to the stairs, Dazai's father shook his arms, and said ruthlessly: "You can let go~ Pretending is too much. I usually never let men approach me, and today I made an exception for you. "

I looked back at the gate of the detective agency, then looked up at Dazai's father, and said loudly with an innocent face, "Dad~ Don't you want A Lin~ A Lin must be obedient..."

Sure enough, in the next second, the door of the detective agency was opened vigorously, followed by Mr. Kunikida's roar, "Tai~zai~ get along well with Mr. Lin, or if you come back to me, many people are willing Send Lin Jun off!"

I innocently returned Dazai's father with a gentle smile: "..."

Dazai's father gave me a meaningful smile back to me: "I know~"

Suddenly scared!

After leaving the visible range of the detective agency building, I want to let go of Dazai's father's arm and let us all return to normal.

In fact, the main reason is Dazai's father's smile just now, which really scared me!

I was afraid that he would do something suddenly, I just tricked him a little bit, what if he cheated me back?

However, it turned out that I was probably too small-minded. Dazai's father cooperated very well along the way. I made a move, but he didn't stop me.

In front of the platform, I grabbed Dazai's father's hand with a particularly complicated mood, and said with a very touched expression: "Dad~ my dad~ don't worry, I will definitely clarify to Mr. Kunikida tomorrow that you are a good man. Daddy's fact!"

"Okay, Dad is waiting for you!" Dad Dazai said with tears in his eyes as he grabbed my hand with emotion.

Then Dad Dazai and I let go of our hands at the same time as if we had finished a play, looked at each other, and immediately parted ways.

On the train, I took out a pair of earphones, hung them on my ears, and muttered in a low voice, "I don't know if Dazai's father found out, but I even dabbed a few more on his collar, hoping that one of them would be None found."

As I said that, I changed the two small monitors in my pocket and threw them on the opposite luggage rack.

Well, I'm really a good boy. For the sake of my old father's ears, I didn't directly destroy it violently.

At this time, in my earphones, after a series of noisy noises, finally came the scene I was most looking forward to.

I listened to the looming and noisy female voice coming from the earphones, calling softly or affectionately, "Mr. Dazai, Zhijun..." Such titles, I couldn't help but secretly delighted, look, the car has overturned.

In the end, Dazai's father didn't follow the routine and took off his coat, "Whoever can snatch my coat, tonight, whoever can..."

Then?There is no more.

Everyone can see my end when I keep rubbing my ears.

Sure enough, no one called Dazai Osamu was easy to get along with.

After returning home, I heard Ah Gang talking about the members of the disciplinary committee being beaten today, and they are all hospitalized now.

Knowing that the fate that belongs to Ah Gang has officially started to turn, I patted Ah Gang on the shoulder and comforted me: "Ah Gang must be careful at home, the other party does not know who it is, but it must be someone who is not kind."

"I see, Brother Lin is the same, go out to work every day, and go to a place as far away as Yokohama, you must be careful!"

"Don't worry, it's okay." I nodded, "There are very few people who can be my opponent."

Then, after casually observing around, I inadvertently asked: "That little guy named Fengtai is gone?"

"Yeah." Ah Gang nodded thoughtfully, "I don't know where I am now."

"Don't worry, it will be fine." I patted Ah Gang on the shoulder and comforted me.

I had nothing to say all night, and the next day, I took the Shinkansen all the way to Yokohama.

I don't know what's going on today. I woke up early in the morning, terribly flustered.

After the car arrived at the station, I got out of the car vigilantly. After looking around, I carefully chose a small road, intending to slowly return to the detective agency by the small road.

Turns out, well, my hunch was right.

I looked at a large group of men and women blocking the small road, and after taking two steps back, I found that the road behind was also blocked.

"Who are you?" I squinted my eyes to observe these people carefully, "Who sent you here?"

"Are you Lin Zetian?" It was the girl standing in front of everyone who spoke.

Wearing an exaggerated hairstyle, she said like a very social person, "I heard that you are bullying Mr. Dazai in the workplace just because you are a newcomer and the youngest underage?"

Speaking of which, the girl raised her feet and leaned straight against the wall with an extremely arrogant attitude: "Mr. Dazai is now a good man, otherwise do you think you can still see the sun today?"

I looked up at the sky, well, it was cloudy.

So he said with confidence: "I didn't see the sun today. Look, today is cloudy, and the sun is covered by dark clouds."

"You are very arrogant, do you want to be beaten?"

I have always been very tolerant towards these little guys who can only shout, so I just asked with a smile: "Mr. Dazai asked you to come?"

"How is it possible! Mr. Dazai has already been rehabilitated, and we found out through investigation!" The girl in the lead raised her head and waved her arms, "We all organized ourselves after hearing what happened to Mr. Dazai."

"I see..." I lowered my head, rolled up my sleeves, took off my scarf and gloves, then raised my head and said with a smile, "It really is a bunch of idiots who don't even know they're being used."

You and me then?

Then, of course, I used my supernatural ability to leave here in an unconventional way all the way high up in the sky.

You ask me why I didn't fight?

I'm a good boy, and good boys don't fight.

However, in order to retaliate more effectively, before I left, I took a series of clear photos of them and sent them to Chuya's father.

Wait, I seem to be being used by Dazai's father?

These people should have received my message and went to block Dazai's father, and then they were fooled by Dazai's father's few words for some reason, so they came to block me today.

So, Dazai's father already expected this?

Osamu Dazai!After I gritted my back molars and said the name silently three times, I squeezed my fist, heh, I have other tricks, anyway, I won't admit defeat.

As I said that, I pulled out my phone, and after sending a message, I smiled triumphantly.

Those men and women may not have brains, but Ryunosuke Akutagawa will not let me down.

I really wish I could see Dazai's father being blocked by Akutagawa Ryunosuke and then shocked.

I happily enjoyed the future that hadn't happened all the way, and then after entering the detective agency and seeing Dazai's father who arrived so early, I hugged him very plastic father and son.

Then, in front of everyone in the detective agency, he gave him a plastic hug.

In a voice that only the two of us can hear, we greeted each other in a low voice about the group of men and women from before.

Then, as if disgusted, they quickly let go of each other as if nothing had happened.I saw the empty space and asked, "Where is Mr. Ranpo?"

"There is a commission from Kyushu, and Mr. Ranpo is on a business trip."

Soon, not long after, a blonde beauty came to the detective agency. The beauty came to our detective agency for commission. The back alley of her house was not safe, and there were bursts of screams last night.

The beauty hopes that our detective agency can send the smartest person to help solve the mystery and let her rest at night.

So, in the detective agency, apart from Mr. Ranpo, the smartest Mr. Dazai was sent out.

As a partner, Doppo Kunikida, who originally planned to go together, was stopped by Dazai's father.

I suddenly panicked, did Dazai's father notice something again?

No, Mr. Kunikida must follow along.

So after Dazai's father said, "Rin-kun will go with me today, just let my father teach him the principles of life and doing things." After that, I sincerely invited: "Mr. He is more experienced than you, so Kunikida-san, please join us."

Probably because my praise played a role, Mr. Kunikida actually agreed, and for this reason, he specially arranged his itinerary for today.

Then, I saw a patient with advanced obsessive-compulsive disorder, who had to arrange the itinerary accurately to the second!

What a terrible act!

It's the first time I've seen such a person, it's really been a long time!

However, I can almost understand why Dazai's father avoided Mr. Kunikida.

It's completely out of character.

It is strange that one is serious and rigorous, and the other is free and loose, and they can coexist harmoniously.

"Mr. Kunikida, how did you manage to be accurate to the second?" Although I was a little insensitive to Mr. Kunikida's behavior, I was still quite curious.

"When I go to work every day, I will pay attention to whether there are activities in supermarkets and other places when I walk on the road, and then arrange according to my own things today..."

What Mr. Kunikida said was very simple, but I was still confused.

My eyes were blank as I listened to Mr. Kunikida's brief introduction on how to quickly arrange the itinerary, to the importance of mathematics, and to the good cultivation of a student...

In the end, Mr. Kunikida made me realize how scary the teacher is.

Fortunately, the one who saved me in the end was the blond beauty who was suspected to be an undercover agent of the port mafia.

In the end, besides Papa Dazai and I, Mr. Kunikida and Mr. Kunikida who were being dragged by me, and Atsushi Nakajima who was always under Papa Dazai’s hand, went together.