I crossed over after cos failed

It was already afternoon when Zhou Fangzun and his group came back.

As soon as Hatta entered the door, he yelled very dissatisfied, "Damn it, we were almost able to catch that bastard! Then the people from Scepter4 suddenly appeared!"

"Scepter4, why did their people suddenly appear?" Kusanagi Izumo asked in bewilderment, "Did you do something?"

"What can we do? There are so many people on the street. When we are chasing people, we will inevitably bump into each other..." Hatta said more and more guilty, and the more guilty he became, the louder he was, "Of course we can't take care of that kind of critical moment." So many.

Hey, what about the detective that Sawada strongly recommends?In such a situation, shouldn't he be allowed to take action! "

Kusanagi Izumo scolded: "Yata, you can't be rude to Mr. Dazai and Mr. Ranpo."

"What... I know." Although Misaki Hatta was dissatisfied, she obediently shut up, then looked around and asked curiously, "Where's that kid Zetian?"

"I'm here..." I was pinned down in the corner of the sofa by Dazai's father and Mr. Ranpo, and I waved with difficulty, "Hurry up, Hatta, pull me out quickly."

"Pull it out?" Hatta Misaki couldn't hide the curiosity in her voice, "Can't I just get the two people who are pressing you away?"

"No, I can't! You drag me out..." I said without love.

"What are you doing, mysterious."

It's not that I want to do this, but Dazai and Dazai's father and I just made a bet when they were bored.

The bet is not a serious bet, and the bet is naturally not a serious bet.

The thing is like this, when I was bored looking at Dazai's father, it suddenly occurred to me that I had seen the female version of Nakaya's father, but I had never seen Dazai's father in a skirt.

So I suggested cleverly, "Let's play the gender guessing game."

"Guess the gender?" Atsushi Nakajima looked at me in confusion, and I could see that he really didn't know anything.

I explained very kindly: "We are idle here, why don't you guess the gender of the next person who enters the door, how about?"

"But isn't this even more boring?" Atsushi Nakajima scratched his head in confusion.

I raised the corners of my mouth and smiled, "That's because you haven't played it yet, so you don't understand. The most interesting thing about this kind of game is the last bet."

"bet?"

"Yes, a bet. Set a bet first, and then the loser will execute it." Speaking of this, I revealed my biggest purpose, "For example, in the first game later, the loser will sing a girl group A very cute song. The loser of the second round dances to the girl group's sexy dance...and so on."

"Sing, sing the songs of the girl group, but also very cute? Then dance the dance of the girl group, this one wants to be sexy?" Atsushi Nakajima was stunned.

"This bet is quite interesting, Mr. Ranpo, what do you think?" Dazai's father smiled and asked Mr. Ranpo who was bored beside him.

I think Ranpo-san will definitely agree, and sure enough, after Dazai's father asked, Ranpo-san nodded.

Later, in order to be more fair, I wrote it on paper and added the age to be guessed.

Although it is a holiday, since HOMRA is almost closed during the day, the flow of people is not large.

After we wrote down the gender and age on the paper for the first round, it took about ten minutes before two people came here.

The people who came were a man and a woman, and at a glance, they were a young couple with a good relationship.

"Hey, come in, come in!" Nakajima Atsushi looked in the direction of the gate nervously, and shouted in a low voice, "That lady came in first, it was that lady who came in first! Wow, I Won!"

Seeing this scene, Dad Dazai and I fell silent. The original intention was to cheat Dad Dazai, but I cheated myself in the first game, what should I do?

Of course it's nonsense to deny it!

"This round is not counted, it's just a simulation, to tell Atsushi how this game is played." I held Atsushi Nakajima's hand sincerely, and said sincerely, in order to increase my persuasiveness, I also cue Dazai's father.

In the end, Dazai's father actually sang against me, "Really? But this round is obviously officially started." Then, he said to me earnestly, "Mr. Lin, if you want to bet, you have to admit defeat. Be a man with a big heart point……"

Me: "..." What's the benefit of you doing this?Obviously the two of us lost together!

I don't know if I said what was in my heart, but Dazai's father shook the small note and said: "Mr. Lin, you are the only one who loses~"

"Impossible!" I blurted out, "I clearly saw the man you wrote about, aged 24 or [-]."

"Hey, I quickly crossed out what Mr. Lin said~ After all, there is no rule that you can't change it, is there?"

hateful!

Reluctantly, I grabbed the paper in Dazai's father's hand, unfolded it, and sure enough, there was another obviously altered place.

Then I read Ranpo-san and Atsu-kun's again. They both wrote about women, and the age written by Ranpo-san was about the same age as Dazai's father.Only Dunjun's age is written in his thirties.

However, according to the rules of the competition, age is used as the reference content of the competition only when everyone is of the same gender.

"Hurry up, sing the songs of the girl group, if you want to be cute, you have to sing with a female voice."

I silently looked at Dazai's father who was booing, Mr. Ranpo who was looking forward to it, Atsukun with bright eyes, and Kusanagi-san who was always joining in the fun...

Life is so hard!

"Wait for someone to leave." I vaguely pointed to the couple who were still in front of the bar.

"That's fine." Dazai's father's tone was somewhat regretful, but he also fully considered my self-esteem.

After that couple left, I picked up my phone slowly and randomly searched for a cute song.

Originally Dazai's father was very protesting that I was so perfunctory, but when I turned off the phone and was about to sing a familiar song, Mr. Ranpo spoke for me.

"Forget it, Dazai, just let him hum a few lines like that. Let him continue singing, this is not punishing him, but punishing us."

"Tsk, no wonder..."

After Dazai's father clicked his tongue regretfully, he let me go, and started the second game with great interest.

The loser in the second round was Atsushi Nakajima. According to the original bet, he was forced to change into women's clothing.

"Why do you still have women's clothing here?" Atsushi Nakajima pointed to the sailor suit that Kusanagi Izumo took out in horror, "Or this kind of dress with an ultra-short skirt?"

"These are not important, the important thing is that you lost, and the loser has to wear women's clothes."

I saw Brother Kusanagi shaking the clothes in his hands expectantly, and I couldn't help but want to pour cold water on him: "Brother Kusanagi, you didn't participate, so you can't watch~"

"Huh, but I remember that this is a bar." Brother Kusanagi pretended to be stupid, "You are underage, so you should be the one who should leave."

"Don't be afraid, I have a genetic inheritance." I patted Dazai's father boldly, "Family inheritance, minors go to bars."

Brother Kusanagi obviously didn't believe my words, "Is this stuff still genetic?"

Mr. Ranpo looked between me and Dazai's father knowingly, then nodded and said: "Well, not bad, very good inheritance."

"That's right, I think so too." I chuckled, "Okay, okay, Dun-jun, go and change."

Hmm, not to mention Dun Jun's dog-chewing hairstyle, he actually...seems pretty good in women's attire?

However, I don't know what the suit prepared by Brother Kusanagi is for. Dun Jun is quite tall, but the clothes are a bit too big for him!

Hmm~ I feel like I know something~

My eyes lingered on Brother Kusanagi strangely for a few times.

"Look at what!"

I don't know if it's my illusion, I always feel that Brother Kusanagi's tone is a little bit annoyed...

Delusion?

I shook my head, and after Dunjun changed his clothes shyly, we started a new round of games.

Just what's going on?Why is it that this kind of game is just a test of luck, but it can't make Dazai's father overturn?

He didn't miss it even once, something was wrong.What's even more wrong is that Mr. Ranpo is also right.

I will never admit that playing this kind of game also requires IQ!

So, since it wasn't my fault, it must be Dazai's father and Mr. Ranpo who were at fault.

So after experiencing more and more boring punishments such as dancing, circling, and handstands, Dazai's father actually lost.

And lost twice in a row!

This is really, really exciting for me.

After I tried and found that Dazai's father had lost several times, I finally waited for Dazai's father's underestimation period of luck.

So, excitedly, I raised the game penalty again.

"Well, such a bet is too small, we will play a big one if we want to play."

After Dad Dazai lost a few more innocuous punishments, he suddenly suggested, "For example, how about wearing a maid outfit, singing and dancing with a female voice, and finally calling the 33rd person in the phone book with a female voice?"

"What?" I hesitated, and subconsciously wanted to take out my phone and open the phone book to see who the 33rd person was.

No, in this way, wouldn't it be that he had already conceded defeat before it even started!

I clenched my fist unwillingly, and then thought about Dazai's father having lost quite a few times, what if!

Anyway, it's really not possible, and there is Dunjun.

I only hesitated for a moment, then agreed with the idea of ​​taking a gamble.

Then, no more...

I lost, I don't know why I lost, obviously I saw that everyone wrote "male, around 25", but after Hatta came in first, everyone except me became "male". , around 20".

"You cheated, you must have cheated!" I pointed to a few pieces of paper and said dissatisfied.

"Mr. Lin, I would like to bet and admit defeat~"

"I don't, you guys must be cheating!" I tried not to admit the situation and tried to run away.

"Dun-jun, press Lin-jun." Dad Dazai pulled my scarf.

my scarf!

My ability!

Wait, I have another ability.

"Lin-kun~" Just as I was about to take off my gloves, Dazai's father pressed my shoulder and smiled softly at me.

"..." It's over, I thought with nothing to love, and made a final cry for advice.

I hope that guy Hatta can save me from the dire straits, otherwise I won’t let him go even if I’m a ghost!