I crossed over after cos failed

To Zhongye, Lin is a very obedient and obedient boy.

No matter when she was still pregnant with him or when she gave birth to him, she could understand how hard it was for her to be a mother.

The summer in Yokohama was very hot, and on the day Lin was about to be born, the weather was uncharacteristically drizzled for several days.

The originally hot and humid summer has also cooled a lot.

So, after the child came out, he was named Lin.

In the first ten years of Dazai Osamu's life, many times he had never met for the first time, today he met them all at once.

It was the first time that someone of the same age as me was called Dad, the first time someone ripped the legs of his trousers, and the first time someone...

In fact, if this person who called himself Lin bound him with other people, he would still accept it, but he insisted on claiming to be that guy's son.

Pointing must be made here, he and that tasteless black dwarf?

It's not like all the women in the world are dead, and they are with their own dogs...

But other information in his words is worthy of attention, for example, he actually became the leader of the port Mafia.

So under what circumstances would you be willing to be the leader?

So if what he said is true, then the only possibility is probably that kind of situation...

"Dazai, he really looks like you and Miss Nakahara."

Thanks to Oda Sakunosuke, and thanks to the kind people in this Wenye world.

His words finally helped me out.

"Uncle Odasaku, what's wrong with you?" I expressed my doubts just right, and at the same time, I threw down the cloth in my hand and stood up.

"I am the child of father and mother, don't you know?"

I pretended to be cute and said outside: "I remember you later sighed and regretted that you pointed a gun at Dad in that bar called Lupin."

"Huh? So it seems that it was Dad who had been unrequitedly in love with you all this time?"

I made a fist with my right hand and smashed it into the palm of my left hand, and said with a face of sudden understanding, "So this is the truth about Dad's suicide? No wonder Dazai and Nakahara didn't tell me, and it ruined Dad's brilliance."

As I said that, I turned my gaze to Dazai, but I almost died of laughter.

Osamu Dazai's eyes are now blank, his cheeks are puffed up, his face is stunned with shock, as if he is looking at me with endless grievances.

Hey!

It's so cute, no wonder he knows that he is not good at black mud, and he often plays with people without killing people. He is so cute that he fouls, no matter who it is, he won't hold back!

Maybe he couldn't die every time because he was so cute, neither the god of death nor the ecstasy could bear to drag him to hell.

No, maybe it was the god of death, the ecstasy, who knew that this guy was too dark, and dragged him to hell. Wouldn't it mean that the whole hell would be murdered?

For a while, I was lost in thought.

"Cough cough!"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

"Mr. Dazai, this kid actually slandered you, let me come down and finish him!"

I was thinking wildly, only to be woken up by the sound of coughing, and heard Akutagawa Ryunosuke's murderous words.

For a while, my mood was a bit complicated.If it weren't for the system's personality problem, I would definitely hate him.

For example, as Osamu Dazai's licking dog?

Don’t you know there is a saying called, lick a dog until you have nothing left?

Osamu Dazai, you can tell from the way he looks like Ha Oda, he only plays with people who write (bushi).

If you want to make friends with him, you must first publish a few books that can impress him (Da Fog).

"...my son? But judging by your appearance, you are only more than ten years old. How did you die so quickly?"

I was distracted again, and I didn't hear what Osamu Dazai was saying at all, so I could only open my mouth stupidly and make a questioning "Huh?"

"Heh~" Osamu Dazai on the opposite side suddenly let out a mocking laugh.

Then he said with a very poisonous mouth: "This stupid look makes me believe that it is indeed Zhongye's child.

Odasaku, look at him looking stupid, isn't he just as brainless as that dark little slug in Chuya. "

Too much!

I puffed up my cheeks angrily, and glared at Osamu Dazai angrily.

He retorted loudly: "Even if you are a father, you are not allowed to say that about your mother.

Mom worked hard for the Mafia port, and finally, finally... woo..."

As I was talking, thinking of my unlucky experience, I couldn't help feeling sad, and cried out with a loud cry.

While covering my face and pretending to cry, I peeked at Osamu Dazai's expression through the gap between my fingers.

How should I put it, Osamu Dazai has a strange expression.It seems that he is thinking about something, and he really thinks that he is judging the truth of what he said.

In short, I can't see what he is thinking now.

Then I heard his indiscriminate voice asking me, "Did you die because of...dirtyness?"

The word filth seemed to be twisted in his mouth for a while before he said it.

"Didn't 'I' leave anything behind before I died?"

After Osamu Dazai asked the last sentence, he looked at me with sharp eyes, which made my heart skip a beat.

I shook my head subconsciously, then nodded sharply, then swallowed and said, "Maybe there is no, or there may be, mom never said anything about you, nor did she mention anything about you.

I know you hear things from other people. "

I feel that I am more and more open to being called Nakahara Chuya's mother and Dazai Osamu's father.

Does this mean that my integrity is getting lower and lower?

I saw that Dazai Osamu just kept bowing his head and thinking about something after listening to me, and didn't speak. I rubbed my hungry stomach, and looked at the good old man Oda Sakunosuke with a pitiful and aggrieved expression.

"Uncle Odasaku, I'm so hungry. Why do people still get hungry after death? And how did you die? Why did you die? Why is Akutagawa wearing all black? Yes, why is Dad wearing the same windbreaker as you?"

"Uh, this is not the kingdom of the dead." Oda Sakunosuke got stuck and replied honestly, "But I still have two pieces of chocolate here, do you want some?"

I pretended that I didn't hear the previous sentence, and only cared about the food behind, nodding my head salivating, and staring at him eagerly: "Yes, yes, that's great, as expected of Uncle Odasaku, like It's like a dream that we can always conjure what we need in our pockets."

"An extra dream?" Oda Sakunosuke repeated curiously.

"Huh? Uncle Odasaku doesn't know? That's a doraemon that came from the future and is a good partner for children. He has a magical pocket in another dimension, and there are all kinds of treasures in the pocket."

I glanced at Osamu Dazai, who was listening attentively with his ears straight, and smiled secretly, without first explaining that this is an anime character, but continued to talk about the magical Torai A dream.

"What about magnifying lights, shrinking lights, arbitrary doors, time packages, translation jellies... and various props to control people and control the weather. There is also a time machine!"

Osamu Dazai sneered and said, "But you are still dead."

"Hey, Dad, don't you have a childhood and don't watch cartoons?" I said with a pitiful look on my father's face, "Do you want to forgive him?" Doraemon is the doraemon of Hino Bi Nobita in the cartoon , is not real.”

"..."

There was a sudden embarrassment in the air, and I continued to say, as if I didn't notice it: "Speaking of which, my father and mother are so pitiful, neither of them have ever gone to school. School is fun! I am very smart, and I graduated from Dongdae University last year." Yes. Mafia in our port has the highest education besides Grandpa Mori!"

"Pfft—Grandpa Mori?" Osamu Dazai suddenly laughed, "I really want to know Mr. Mori's expression when he knows that he is called grandpa."

Osamu Dazai laughed twice, and then asked proactively: "You said you are the child of me and Chuya, so you don't have supernatural powers?"

"I..." I looked at them in embarrassment, hesitated for a long time, and then said, "This matter is actually a secret, so I can't tell others casually, but since it was Dad who asked, and Uncle Odasaku and Brother Akutagawa is not an outsider, so let me tell you."

"The full name of my ability is the filth in the world!"

I saw the three people with blank faces, and explained kindly: "Because Dad's superhuman disqualification offsets Mom's dirty supernatural ability, so under normal circumstances, I don't have supernatural powers."

Dazai Osamu was keenly aware of something, and interrupted me to continue, "Let's get out of here first, we'll talk about anything later.

As for now, Odasaku—”

As soon as Dazai Osamu finished speaking, Oda Sakunosuke moved in an extremely tacit understanding, and at the same time Dazai Osamu met Akutagawa Ryunosuke, he slashed him unconscious with a hand knife.

I opened my mouth wide, staring dumbfounded at what happened in the blink of an eye, and could only close my dropped jaw silently, thinking to myself, as expected of the Neptune in Wenye, who can be the best partner with anyone.

But now you still have to copy your own character settings first.

So I hesitated for a moment, looked at Akutagawa Ryunosuke who fell to the ground, hesitated and said, "Father, why did you and Uncle Odasaku knock out Brother Akutagawa?"

Then I heard Dazai Osamu's serious nonsense: "Because your brother Akutagawa is an evil spirit now, if you don't knock him out now, he will eat us later!"

"Eh?"

I believed you bastard.

Sure enough, your mouth, Dazai Osamu, is a deceiving ghost.

He didn't even spare his own son.

However, now that Akutagawa Ryunosuke is in a coma, my second time-limited mission has also been completed.

And the reward was actually a top mysterious gift.

And then it's gone!

Fuck, look at my violent temper, if there is an entity in the system in front of me at this time, I will beat him to death.

Then what did Osamu Dazai lose, I didn't listen carefully, but followed him and Sakunosuke Oda and left here in a daze, starting the moment when I might be interrogated soon.

It is said that Osamu Dazai's torture is very powerful, I, I am so scared...