I crossed over after cos failed
Chapter 1
Hello everyone, my name is Lin. Before today, I was just an ordinary high school graduate. The only thing that is not ordinary is that I like Two-dimensional culture.
I once joined a cosplay club, which is actually not much different from other cosplay clubs.
The only thing that is different is that this cosplay club was created by our president to please his girlfriend, and in order to make her happy, he even named it the Port Mafia.
And the girlfriend of the president's childhood sweetheart, in order to have a sense of CP, specially set up a club, which is called "Armed Detective Club".
Because of the relationship between the presidents, the two associations are often close and distant from time to time, and it is common for them to be angered.
During this period of time, because the president's girlfriend "transferred love to another person" and fell in love with Shuanghei's cp again, she insisted on releasing a female version of Gravity Envoy and Unlocking King's cp.
And I just became the queen of unlocking, and the cosplayer who was disliked was too pure, and the character was seriously OOC.
So the president's girlfriend had an idea and asked me to cosplay as their son!
How can it be repaired, this is too much!
As the only fan of Shuanghei, how could he just give in like this!
So I went to the president to resist, but I failed again.
Once again defeated by the enemy's "money ability".
Yes, again!
This is not the first time.
After I joined the "Port Mafia" cosplay agency, every time I play a role, there is no OOC.
Originally, people like me should have been dissuaded a long time ago, but my ooc can always give the president's girlfriend a lot of wonderful "inspiration", so that their relationship can continue in the "honeymoon period".
Therefore, the president will use his "money ability" to buy me off every time.
For example, because the cosplayer Akutagawa was simpler than the little tiger, I became the son of the new "Double Black" in the end.
In the previous cosplay, Dr. Mori looked more righteous than Fukuzawa Yukichi, so I became the son of the first "double black".
There are many records before this. When the sword was released, because the cosplayer Sanriyue was too "lively", he was forced to become the "son" of "Yehe".
……
There are too many, I can't go on.
In short, after I put on the leader Zai's clothes and put on the gravity make-up, before I had time to read the "script" this time, I was forced to time travel when I left the dressing room.
Sure enough, playing cosplay is dangerous!
"Mossi, Mossy, system, game board, script, backpack?"
I stood in a dark and deserted alley, calling like a fool for the golden finger that might belong to me.
Half a day later, a cold wind blew, and I sneezed, but there was nothing.
I thought about it, and then changed my mind and called out: "My name is Zhongyuan Zhongya..."
Useless.
"My name is Osamu Dazai..."
After a while, there was still no movement.
Am I mistaken?
No, according to my "rich experience", if there is no golden finger, then there should be memories of characters and so on. How could this be?
"Is it wrong to activate the spell?" I muttered to myself.
"Hidden stars..."
No, come again!
"Ba la la..."
It still doesn't work, try again.
"The power of the moon prism..."
"My heart, unlock..."
"Nakahara Chuya Dazai, give me strength..."
……
"I'm so tired, it's useless!" I sat down on the ground with my head down and my mouth dry, and I didn't care about the consequences of getting my clothes dirty.
Wait, when it comes to clothes, I suddenly realized that the clothes on my body are indeed much more advanced than the materials of the previous cosplay.
I touched my pockets, and there was nothing but bandages, no ID card, no wallet, not even a mobile phone.
I almost cried "Wow".
The Huahua mobile phone I just bought cost me more than 5000 oceans!
Just because of time travel, my phone is gone!There are more than a dozen gigabytes of new episodes that I downloaded, and they are gone before I finish watching them!
After being depressed for a while, I suddenly thought that I was the son of Shuanghei in cosplay before time travel, could the spell be...
I suddenly became excited, I jumped up, raised my right hand high, put my left fist on my chest, and shouted loudly: "My name is Dazai Rin Nakahara—"
'Di——ooc system is at your service wholeheartedly! '
In the next second, a mechanical sound sounded.
"Goldfinger, you finally appeared!" I shouted with tears in my eyes, "What kind of Goldfinger can you give me?"
'Di——ooc system loading, loading failed; manual plot loading—loading failed; fanfic plot loading—loading successfully! '
"!!!" What did I hear, what is a fanfic?
'Hello host, I am the ooc system. '
A gentle voice sounded in my head.
"Ooc system? What the hell?" I shouted in shock, "Isn't it Goldfinger?"
'It's like this oh dear, because you've always been in ooc characters, which caused many popular characters to be forced to change genders and have children.
Now the resentment of these characters has successfully triggered this system.
That's why you cross. '
I asked desperately: "Then what happened to the fan story?"
If I had known that I would time travel, I would definitely not have joined the cosplay club.
'Originally, the system was supposed to bind and time travel when you came out of Osamu Dazai's cosplay, but because of the once-in-a-century torrent of time and space, it was delayed for a moment, so... you can only reload the character plot according to your current cosplay role. '
"Character plots! You guys still have character plots! You are too sick!"
'Otherwise, how can it be called an ooc system! '
After the system said something jokingly, a mechanical voice sounded again in the next second: "The character script is loading... the loading is successful. Is the host reading it?"
"Let's read~" I leaned against the wall weakly, feeling a sense of decadence from the inside out.
As soon as I finished speaking, a virtual transparent screen appeared in front of me, with black and bold fonts on it, which made me even want to ignore it.
After I read it carefully from top to bottom, I found that these words gradually became my memory. When I think of it, pictures will automatically appear in my mind.
"I want to stop acting, I want to go home!"
After watching the "plot", my whole body jumped up, "Is it played by a human being? There is even a dual personality, why don't you just let me be smart."
'Smart points are no better than dual personalities, host. ’ The system consoled solemnly, "And the script you saw is from Ms. Song Yaochen."
Song Yaochen, the girlfriend of our president.Poisonous!
"No, it's too difficult, I quit." Not even the president's girlfriend.
"If the task is not completed, the host will not be able to return to the original world."
"Then I won't go back. At worst, I'll hide in a corner for the rest of my life." I said desperately.
"...Why is the host willing to cooperate to complete the task?" The system seemed to have no choice but to take a step back.
There must be some conspiracy, right?The system in the novel is not so easy to talk about. Usually, when encountering such a system, there is a problem!
I tentatively said: "There must be cheating, otherwise I won't do it."
"An acceptable host."
"!!!" I was shocked, I must have encountered a fraudulent system!
"Who are you and what do you want?" I looked around vigilantly and asked, "What do you want from me?"
"..."
After an embarrassing silence in the air, the system suddenly recalled an alarm sound, and then the disappearing mechanical sound sounded again: "The ooc system version 2.0 is officially launched."
I suddenly had an ominous feeling.
really--
"Mission 1, successfully play the role of Zhong Yuanlin, and go to the detective agency. Success rewards: 2. The supernatural power is filthy, [-]. The strong one can use one against a hundred physical skills. Failure punishment: experience the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty once."
"Mission 1, successfully play Dazai Lin, and go to the headquarters of the port mafia. Rewards: 2. Disqualification in the human world with supernatural powers, [-]. Unlocking king's lock-picking technology. Failure penalty: Experience the human stick for one month."
Me: "..." Self-inflicted can't live is probably talking about me!
I've completely fainted from crying in the corner...
What kind of system is this? It's too glassy!
I want a newspaper, I must newspaper!
I once joined a cosplay club, which is actually not much different from other cosplay clubs.
The only thing that is different is that this cosplay club was created by our president to please his girlfriend, and in order to make her happy, he even named it the Port Mafia.
And the girlfriend of the president's childhood sweetheart, in order to have a sense of CP, specially set up a club, which is called "Armed Detective Club".
Because of the relationship between the presidents, the two associations are often close and distant from time to time, and it is common for them to be angered.
During this period of time, because the president's girlfriend "transferred love to another person" and fell in love with Shuanghei's cp again, she insisted on releasing a female version of Gravity Envoy and Unlocking King's cp.
And I just became the queen of unlocking, and the cosplayer who was disliked was too pure, and the character was seriously OOC.
So the president's girlfriend had an idea and asked me to cosplay as their son!
How can it be repaired, this is too much!
As the only fan of Shuanghei, how could he just give in like this!
So I went to the president to resist, but I failed again.
Once again defeated by the enemy's "money ability".
Yes, again!
This is not the first time.
After I joined the "Port Mafia" cosplay agency, every time I play a role, there is no OOC.
Originally, people like me should have been dissuaded a long time ago, but my ooc can always give the president's girlfriend a lot of wonderful "inspiration", so that their relationship can continue in the "honeymoon period".
Therefore, the president will use his "money ability" to buy me off every time.
For example, because the cosplayer Akutagawa was simpler than the little tiger, I became the son of the new "Double Black" in the end.
In the previous cosplay, Dr. Mori looked more righteous than Fukuzawa Yukichi, so I became the son of the first "double black".
There are many records before this. When the sword was released, because the cosplayer Sanriyue was too "lively", he was forced to become the "son" of "Yehe".
……
There are too many, I can't go on.
In short, after I put on the leader Zai's clothes and put on the gravity make-up, before I had time to read the "script" this time, I was forced to time travel when I left the dressing room.
Sure enough, playing cosplay is dangerous!
"Mossi, Mossy, system, game board, script, backpack?"
I stood in a dark and deserted alley, calling like a fool for the golden finger that might belong to me.
Half a day later, a cold wind blew, and I sneezed, but there was nothing.
I thought about it, and then changed my mind and called out: "My name is Zhongyuan Zhongya..."
Useless.
"My name is Osamu Dazai..."
After a while, there was still no movement.
Am I mistaken?
No, according to my "rich experience", if there is no golden finger, then there should be memories of characters and so on. How could this be?
"Is it wrong to activate the spell?" I muttered to myself.
"Hidden stars..."
No, come again!
"Ba la la..."
It still doesn't work, try again.
"The power of the moon prism..."
"My heart, unlock..."
"Nakahara Chuya Dazai, give me strength..."
……
"I'm so tired, it's useless!" I sat down on the ground with my head down and my mouth dry, and I didn't care about the consequences of getting my clothes dirty.
Wait, when it comes to clothes, I suddenly realized that the clothes on my body are indeed much more advanced than the materials of the previous cosplay.
I touched my pockets, and there was nothing but bandages, no ID card, no wallet, not even a mobile phone.
I almost cried "Wow".
The Huahua mobile phone I just bought cost me more than 5000 oceans!
Just because of time travel, my phone is gone!There are more than a dozen gigabytes of new episodes that I downloaded, and they are gone before I finish watching them!
After being depressed for a while, I suddenly thought that I was the son of Shuanghei in cosplay before time travel, could the spell be...
I suddenly became excited, I jumped up, raised my right hand high, put my left fist on my chest, and shouted loudly: "My name is Dazai Rin Nakahara—"
'Di——ooc system is at your service wholeheartedly! '
In the next second, a mechanical sound sounded.
"Goldfinger, you finally appeared!" I shouted with tears in my eyes, "What kind of Goldfinger can you give me?"
'Di——ooc system loading, loading failed; manual plot loading—loading failed; fanfic plot loading—loading successfully! '
"!!!" What did I hear, what is a fanfic?
'Hello host, I am the ooc system. '
A gentle voice sounded in my head.
"Ooc system? What the hell?" I shouted in shock, "Isn't it Goldfinger?"
'It's like this oh dear, because you've always been in ooc characters, which caused many popular characters to be forced to change genders and have children.
Now the resentment of these characters has successfully triggered this system.
That's why you cross. '
I asked desperately: "Then what happened to the fan story?"
If I had known that I would time travel, I would definitely not have joined the cosplay club.
'Originally, the system was supposed to bind and time travel when you came out of Osamu Dazai's cosplay, but because of the once-in-a-century torrent of time and space, it was delayed for a moment, so... you can only reload the character plot according to your current cosplay role. '
"Character plots! You guys still have character plots! You are too sick!"
'Otherwise, how can it be called an ooc system! '
After the system said something jokingly, a mechanical voice sounded again in the next second: "The character script is loading... the loading is successful. Is the host reading it?"
"Let's read~" I leaned against the wall weakly, feeling a sense of decadence from the inside out.
As soon as I finished speaking, a virtual transparent screen appeared in front of me, with black and bold fonts on it, which made me even want to ignore it.
After I read it carefully from top to bottom, I found that these words gradually became my memory. When I think of it, pictures will automatically appear in my mind.
"I want to stop acting, I want to go home!"
After watching the "plot", my whole body jumped up, "Is it played by a human being? There is even a dual personality, why don't you just let me be smart."
'Smart points are no better than dual personalities, host. ’ The system consoled solemnly, "And the script you saw is from Ms. Song Yaochen."
Song Yaochen, the girlfriend of our president.Poisonous!
"No, it's too difficult, I quit." Not even the president's girlfriend.
"If the task is not completed, the host will not be able to return to the original world."
"Then I won't go back. At worst, I'll hide in a corner for the rest of my life." I said desperately.
"...Why is the host willing to cooperate to complete the task?" The system seemed to have no choice but to take a step back.
There must be some conspiracy, right?The system in the novel is not so easy to talk about. Usually, when encountering such a system, there is a problem!
I tentatively said: "There must be cheating, otherwise I won't do it."
"An acceptable host."
"!!!" I was shocked, I must have encountered a fraudulent system!
"Who are you and what do you want?" I looked around vigilantly and asked, "What do you want from me?"
"..."
After an embarrassing silence in the air, the system suddenly recalled an alarm sound, and then the disappearing mechanical sound sounded again: "The ooc system version 2.0 is officially launched."
I suddenly had an ominous feeling.
really--
"Mission 1, successfully play the role of Zhong Yuanlin, and go to the detective agency. Success rewards: 2. The supernatural power is filthy, [-]. The strong one can use one against a hundred physical skills. Failure punishment: experience the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty once."
"Mission 1, successfully play Dazai Lin, and go to the headquarters of the port mafia. Rewards: 2. Disqualification in the human world with supernatural powers, [-]. Unlocking king's lock-picking technology. Failure penalty: Experience the human stick for one month."
Me: "..." Self-inflicted can't live is probably talking about me!
I've completely fainted from crying in the corner...
What kind of system is this? It's too glassy!
I want a newspaper, I must newspaper!
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