His Majesty raises cubs in the entertainment circle
Chapter 29 Proposition!
When Yang Zhiming saw Yang Guang's mobile phone, his arrogant face changed instantly, and the arrogance just disappeared little by little. He immediately took out his mobile phone without turning on the live broadcast at all.
But wherever there is news and gossip, there is Yang Zhiming's name, which suddenly becomes the headline on the front page.
——Take a look at Yang Zhiming, a beast in clothes and hats!
——I bring salt for scum, my name is Yang Zhiming!
The live broadcast room also exploded.
Heizi 1: Who said Yang Zhiming was so cute before?If you don't teach well, you will go back to be the president?The special code almost disgusted me to death! ! !
Heizi 2: I am blind too!
Heizi 3: Who thought Yang Zhiming was such a disgusting person?
Heizi 4: Still so arrogant when splashing dirty water?Is this the norm in the circle?
Heizi 5: Is Gu Senye really innocent?I don't think there can be any white people in this circle, maybe Gu Senye is not clean either!What can prove that Gu Senye is innocent?
Fan 1: Get out, Heizi!Why are you still jumping?
Fan 2: I believe in male gods, I still believe in male gods as always!
Fan 3: Refresh the three views, the most important thing now is to severely punish Yang Zhiming, it is too arrogant!
Fan 4: Yang Zhiming should get out!Not to get out of the entertainment industry, but to get out of the earth!Our earth can't afford to support "high-skilled talents" like you!
Yang Zhiming's pupils shrank rapidly, and he didn't dare to say anything more to Yang Guang, so he staggered and turned around and ran, "Dang—" and hit the door of the hotel room, causing him to sit directly on the ground. An old lady got into bed, and the live broadcast recorded the whole process, and the live broadcast room was already full of laughter.
Yang Zhiming got up from the ground, didn't dare to speak, opened the door and rushed out, ran away...
Yang Zhiming ran away, and for a while became the existence that everyone shouted and beat on the Internet. The happiest person was not Yang Guang, but Rong Mu, Gu Senye's die-hard fan.
"Hey hey hey..."
"hey-hey……"
"Hey Hey……"
Rong Mu has been smirking with his mobile phone for a whole day, and has been browsing Yang Zhiming’s news. There is an old saying that people push the wall down. This sentence does not deceive me. Now Yang Zhiming is a bug, and there are many people who broke the news about him on the Internet. , just like the gossip that Rongmu is watching.
——Dare to break the news!Yang Zhiming dressed like a beast, abandoned his wife and son!
1L: Anti-swallowing on the 1st floor!
2L: My revelation is absolutely true!I was doing scene notes in a crew that the Yang family once invested in. People in the circle are familiar with Yang Zhiming and cannot be more familiar with him.Yang Zhiming's nausea is really outrageous. During his wife's pregnancy, the unspoken rules Gu Senye was unsuccessful and splashed dirty water. I saw it clearly at the time, but Yang Zhiming's family has money, no one dares to stand out, and half of the entertainment circle knows Gu Senye is innocent!
3L: Fire Tong Liu Ming!
4L: Half of the entertainment industry knows that Gu Senye is innocent?Why did no one stand up and clarify?
5L: Upstairs, you forgot, when the incident about Gu Senye broke out, half of the entertainment industry stood up. Unfortunately, it was not to clarify, but to add insult to injury. Everyone saw Gu Senye taking/drugs with their own eyes. It's like sleeping fans are playing big cards!
6L: Exactly!That's right!Now our male god has clarified that the person who fell into trouble in the past actually followed my male god's Weibo with a shy face. I really don't know how thick-skinned it is. Do you think the Internet has no memory? !
This building has 500 floors at once, and the discussion is still going on. Rong Mu also joined the heated discussion with his mobile phone, denouncing those who had wronged his male god.
876L: Huh?Upstairs your label is...?Make a password, Lin Yefangfei? !We are friends!
877L: Yeah yeah!I am a fan writer, this is my natal CP, I have written a lot of fan literature, there is a special post of mine on the post bar!Welcome to discuss!
Yang Guang came over, and Rong Mu was typing very fast, Yang Guang looked down, and was discussing his CP fanhumanities again...
Seeing Yang Guang, Rong Mu smiled and said, "Hey! Guangzi, you're here! Look, our process has become much easier these days, and it's almost finished! Everything is going well!"
Rong Mu said again: "There is also that beast Yang Zhiming, don't worry, there are people lined up on the Internet ready to expose him, so many troublemakers will definitely not let him have a good time, collecting criminal evidence is not a problem."
Rong Mu said so, the phone rang suddenly, and the caller ID showed a series of unfamiliar numbers.
"Hello." Rong Mu picked it up, and after hearing a sentence, he immediately beamed with joy, his expression of "a villain's success" was so vivid: "Hey, I'm sorry, who are you? I want to invite us to visit you recently. There are too many people I have dated, I forgot for a while... Oh, Huafeng, Huafeng company? Didn’t you say last time that a bad artist like Gu Senye should never appear in your company? In front of you?"
"Ah? What? Misunderstanding? Then I think this misunderstanding is a bit big?"
"Your contract is very good? Oh, do you think we, Brother Gu, still lack a good contract? I'm so sorry, hey, I'm calling again, let's talk another day!"
Rong Mu hung up the phone with a look of embarrassment, and then pulled the number into the blacklist, saying: "You scum who sees people ordering dishes, do we need a third-rate small company like you, Brother Gu?"
Yang Guang shook his head helplessly and said, "I'm going to freak you out."
Rong Mu relaxed, and said: "I can finally rest assured now, Brother Gu has finally ushered in his first day, and can finally make a comeback! Our next goal is - the Golden Crown Award!"
When Gu Senye was forced to quit the entertainment industry, he had already won four awards, and he was only short of the last Golden Crown Award to win the Grand Slam of Best Actor. , the hottest actor.
Yang Guang nodded and said, "Gu Senye is now signed in our company, it seems that it is not impossible to complete the gambling agreement."
"Right!" Rong Mu boasted, "I still have vision!"
"By the way..." Rong Mu said again: "Guangzi, how do you plan to celebrate my little nephew's birthday?"
"Birthday?" Yang Guang was caught off guard by Rong Mu's question for the first time.
"Birthday!" Rong Mu clapped his hands and said, "It's not Guangzi, you are a father, and you don't even remember your little nephew's birthday?"
Gu Senye had just finished a scene, and happened to be passing by, Rong Mu grabbed him: "Male god, male god, how did you usually celebrate your birthday?"
Gu Senye smiled: "I haven't celebrated my birthday for a long time."
When Rong Mu heard it, his heart was sour. Gu Senye has lived a miserable life these years. Even if he knew that he was innocent, no one dared to get involved with him. He was afraid of being dragged into trouble. Naturally, no one celebrated his birthday. , Besides, Gu Senye's life is very poor, and the money is not enough, how can it be possible to celebrate his birthday?
Rong Mu stroked his chin and said, "If I celebrate my birthday...it's probably to go to disco, but it's not suitable for my little nephew either."
pretty unreliable...
"What about mathematics? How do you celebrate your birthday?" Mathematics scratched his chin and stammered, "Look... have a look, watch a movie, record your thoughts... experience and notes."
Rong Mu: "..."
Yang Guang: "..."
Little Baozi Yang Jian's birthday is in the summer, and it will be here in a blink of an eye. It's not that everyone has never had a birthday, but they have no experience in preparing birthdays for such a small child, and they are a little helpless.
Fang Fei snapped her fingers and said, "Hey, I got it, Yuwen! Yuwen is the screenwriter, he has the most ideas, why don't we ask him!"
She said, looking left and right: "Isn't Yuwen here today?"
"Oh, that..." Mathematics said slowly: "Yu... Yuwen asked for leave today, he he he...he rushed a script yesterday, stayed up...stayed up all night, anyway, not today If I need him to talk or play, I will let him rest..."
Yang Guang said thoughtfully, "I'll go over and ask him."
Yang Guang is going to find Yu Wenyan, and other people want to follow, but there is a problem, he can't take the little bun Yang Jian with him. In Rong Mu's words, this is a surprise, so the person involved cannot be informed in advance, otherwise There will be no surprises.
Yang Guang had no choice but to entrust the little bun to Fang Fei and let his son stay in the crew.
Little Baozi sat in Fang Fei's arms very obediently, waving his little meaty hands, watching his father and Guoguo leave, then wrinkled his little face, looking like he was thinking hard.
Fang Fei rubbed Yang Jian's little face, it was soft and sticky, she could play with it all day long!
"Chanjian, what's the matter? Are you unhappy?"
The little bun dangled the little meaty leg, and said, "Dad doesn't want me anymore?"
Fang Fei: "..."
According to the registered address, everyone found Yu Wenyan, a very high-end apartment complex, and rang the doorbell when they came to the floor.
Ding dong - ding dong - ding dong -
Yang Guang pressed the button several times, but no one came to open the door. Rong Mu said strangely: "Not at home? No, didn't mathematics say that he stayed up all night? Then he should sleep at home. Could it be that he was revenged by Yang Zhiming?" Already?!"
Yang Guang exposed Yang Zhiming on the live broadcast, and Yang Zhiming turned into a street mouse for a while, and everyone shouted and beat him.But to be precise, the reason why Yang Guang chose to expose Yang Zhiming in this way is because he has no conclusive evidence in his hand. Although there is a recording, Yang Zan has said before that if Yang Zhiming hires a good lawyer, recordings are not reliable. Spectrum, was rejected every minute.
So Yang Guang chose to expose Yang Zhiming to the sun, so that more people would look for evidence of Yang Zhiming's ugliness.
Now Yang Zhiming is in a state of desperation, entangled in a bunch of lawsuits, a bunch of cooperative companies are seeking compensation from him, and the company's stock market has plummeted all the way because of the scandal, not to mention the film and television he invested in, which have all been boycotted.
If Yang Zhiming's reputation plummets, maybe he will retaliate...
As soon as Rong Mu said, everyone felt a thump in their hearts, Mathematics quickly said: "No, I, let's knock on the door!"
The mathematician is tall and burly, although he is hunchbacked and chested, but the figure is there, and there is no delay at the moment, and he slams towards the door with all his strength.
click-
At this moment, the door opened, and then there was a scream.
"what--"
bang——
Mathematics slammed past, the door just opened, Mathematics elbowed the visitor's chest, both of them fell on their backs and fell to the ground.
Rong Mu fixed his eyes and saw that the person who opened the door was a man wearing big underpants and a vest, unkempt, scruffy, with slightly long hair covering his eyes, so he couldn't tell who it was.
"Mountain... Caveman on the top of the mountain?" Rong Mu's eyelids twitched wildly.
He looked at the house number and murmured, "I'm sorry, we must have knocked on the wrong door when we were looking for Yu Wenyan. I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
"Caveman on the top of the mountain" got up from the ground, rubbed his chest, ground his molars and said, "I am Yu Wenyan!"
Yu Wenyan usually looks like a well-dressed little boy with a handsome and chic look, but now Yu Wenyan standing in front of everyone is sloppy, with uncombed hair, beard stubble on his chin, wearing a big vest, and stepped on his feet. Mopping the board, he lifted his big vest and scratched his back, beckoning, "Why are you here? Come in, the house is a bit messy, be careful not to touch things."
Everyone walked into the apartment, only to realize what it means to be "a little" messy.
Scripts, papers, and file folders were all piled up on the floor in a mess, with almost no place to step down. There were instant noodle buckets and takeaway boxes everywhere. Fortunately, there was no musty smell in the room.
Yang Guang had a slight obsession with cleanliness, and looked around in disgust. He didn't choose to sit down, but found a relatively clean place to stand.
Yu Wenyan yawned: "Why are you here? Didn't I ask for leave?"
Rong Mu looked at Yang Guang's face turning black, and said with a dry smile: "That's right, we want to ask you, if you want to celebrate your little nephew's birthday, what surprises should you prepare? Do you think the birthday will be good? It's so lively! "
"Birthday party?" Yu Wenyan glanced at Rong Mu mockingly, and said, "You are too uninspired, too vulgar."
Rong Mu scratched his chin and said, "It's better to be able to do a live broadcast. Think about it, the little nephew's birthday, there must be a lot of fans in the live broadcast, and then we can promote our crew!"
Mathematics said: "This...is this not good? The child's birthday is so...so utilitarian, no—not very good."
"Oh——" Rong Mu sighed and said, "I don't want to be so utilitarian! But think about it, our film crew is about to wrap up. Although many people are optimistic about us, some people are also bad-mouthing. The male god has retired for so many years. I'm not from a major, and the number director used to be a scene recorder, so the only thing our crew can do is Yuwen, the screenwriter!"
"Most people are watching now, and no one dares to make a real move, for fear of dropping eggs in his basket," Rong Mu said again: "I inquired about it yesterday, our online drama, the ratings in the industry...that is, C, if things go on like this, we will not be able to attract investment! And what platform will buy our drama is also a problem, now I find me, they are all at very low prices, if I don’t promote it, I don’t build momentum, it’s very likely... the complete works will be online in one go.”
Yang Guang understands this truth. Since he has already made a web drama, it is also a good thing to maximize its value.
Yu Wenyan said: "Then you can't hold any birthday parties, it's more utilitarian! And think about it, fans of Xiaotianbao, do you want to see your demons dancing?"
"what is that?"
Yu Wenyan smiled and said: "Of course it's the daily life of Xiao Tianbao and his father! I think that as long as my father broadcasts live broadcast for Xiao Tianbao to buy vegetables and cook, such a down-to-earth thing will be enough, and it will definitely attract many people. Fans, the popularity will not be small."
"Shopping?" Yang Guang frowned: "Cooking?"
Yang Guang went to the battlefield at the age of 13 and was a soldier all his life. No matter the art of war or war, he could not be troubled, but the only thing he never did in his life was probably shopping and cooking.
"No, no, no!" Rong Mu waved his hand and said, "Absolutely not! Guangzi can't cook! He's a good-for-nothing, absolutely can't cook!"
Yang Guang squinted his eyes, and said quietly: "Who said no?"
What Yang Guang dislikes the most is being denied by others, which has something to do with his childhood.Yang Guang was not the eldest son. In that era, he never had a chance with the prince. In order to get more affirmation, he always "packaged" himself as best as possible. He must do what others can't do.
Yang Guang sneered and said, "Isn't it just cooking and grocery shopping?"joke.
Seeing the creepy smile on Yang Guang's lips, Rong Mu felt goose bumps on his back, and whispered, "Guangzi, you...take it easy."
Everyone made up their minds, and Yu Wenyan came up with a plan. On the day of Yang Jian's birthday, Yang Guang took Xiao Baozi to the supermarket to buy vegetables in a live broadcast, and was going to go home to cook, while the others came to Yang Guang's apartment first to decorate the room. And gifts, ready to surprise the little buns.
birthday.
Yang Guang turned on the live broadcast, took the little bun Yang Jian's hand, and walked all the way to the supermarket.
Fan 1: Sweet buns are online! !
Fan 2: Sweet buns!Mom loves you! !
Fan 3: Dad is online too!
Fan 4: Hey, it's not the crew, today is "external scene"?
Little Baozi Yang Jian led his father's hand, tilted his face up, and tilted his head: "Dad, where are we going?"
Yang Guang needs to broadcast live, and he holds a mobile phone in his hand, but he doesn't have much experience in live broadcasting, it's simply a death perspective.
Fan 5: Hahaha, Dad, is this the death perspective!
Fan 6: Thanks to our little sweet buns, there are no dead angles in 360 degrees, otherwise, who can resist this angle of view!
Fan 7: My God, Xiao Tianbao's eyelashes are so long!
Fan 8: Dad's long legs, love it!
Yang Guang said concisely: "Go to the supermarket."
"Supermarket?" Xiao Baozi rubbed his little hair and said, "Dad, why don't you go to the production team today?"
Yang Guang squatted down, leveled with Xiao Baozi, stroked his little hair, and said, "Because today is your birthday."
Fan 1: Ahhhhhhh, today is Xiao Tian Bao's birthday!
Fan 2: Happy birthday to Xiao Tian Bao!
Fan 3: My sister will always love you!
Fan 4: Happy birthday!
Fan 5: Happy birthday!
Fan 6: Huh?Why is Xiao Tianbao so dazed? Doesn't he remember his birthday?
The little bun Yang Jian looked at Yang Guang in confusion, and then suddenly realized: "Is today...my birthday?"
Yang Guang nodded and said, "I won't go to the set today, I'll go to the supermarket to buy vegetables first, and I'll cook for you at home."
Little Baozi Yang Jian jumped up happily: "That's great!"
Fan 7: Oh, oh, dad is so spoiled!
Fan 8: Can cook!Dad who can cook is the most handsome!
Fan 9: Oh, my dad doesn't know how to cook, and every time he cooks, he blows up the kitchen. It's terrible, a world disaster!
Yang Guang took the little bun into the supermarket, and the doting dad figure that had just stood up suddenly... collapsed.
The little bun was sitting in the cart, blinking his big eyes, and said in a childlike voice: "Dad, this cauliflower is wilting, I can't buy it, it's spicy!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his little meaty hand, enough for a cauliflower, and handed it to Yang Guang.
Fan 1: Hahahaha! !It turns out that my father is also a father who can't cook!
Fan 2: Oh my god, the buns are so cute!I will also pick cauliflower!Couldn't be any cuter!
Fan 3: So cute, so cute!I am that cauliflower!
Fan 4: I am a cauliflower bag!
Fan 5: I am an electronic scale that weighs cauliflower!Hahaha--
Yang Guang: "..."
Yang Guang has never bought vegetables, and he doesn't know what kind of vegetables are good. It's just cauliflower, they all look the same.
Yang Guang coughed a little, and slowly put down the cauliflower in his hand, took the cauliflower handed over by his son, and said, "I picked... yes, that's it."
The two bought some vegetables, and Yang Guang learned the lesson of picking cauliflowers, so he didn't rush to sell them. Xiao Baozi seemed to be very experienced, and the little butcher picked and pulled the vegetables, and said in a childish voice: "Please, please! ! Let me introduce you!"
There are a lot of vegetables in the shopping cart, and the little bun is holding a bag of carrots in his arms, just like a cute little white rabbit.
"Rabbit meat! Rabbit meat is cheap!" a salesman in the supermarket yelled through a loudspeaker.
However, this is not Chengdu and Chongqing, and the acceptance of rabbit meat is not widespread. Even if it is special price rabbit meat, there are very few people buying rabbit meat, and the sales stalls are deserted.
The little bun Yang Jian held the carrot in his arms tightly, blinked his big eyes, and fluttered his long eyelashes: "Dad, rabbits are so cute, why do you eat them?"
Fan 1: Hahahaha! ! !
Fan 2: This question!
Fan 3: I really want to know how Dad will answer!
Fan 4: Tutu is so cute, of course I want to eat Tutu!
Fan 5: I like the spicy rabbit head best!Eat two when chasing dramas, Ba Shi!
Fan 6: Dad, quickly answer the sweet bun!
Fan 7: Send a proposition!
Yang Guang's eyelids twitched: "Cute...is it?"
Little Baozi nodded vigorously: "Tutu is cute!"
Yang Guang hesitated for a moment, his "cold" eyes moved slightly, Yang Guang was smart and eloquent when he was young, this was not flattery, he smiled slightly, showing a handsome and gentle smile, and stroked the little guy's soft hair Said: "But, Dad thinks the son is the cutest."
The little guy opened his eyes wide, blinked his big eyes twice, then giggled, broke his tears into a smile, and poked his little face: "Cum and cum are the cutest!"
Fan 8: …………………
Fan 9: I thought Dad was a cold and honest dad!
Fan 10: Oh my god, the sweet buns are so easy to coax!
Fan 11: No, it's because Dad's rank is too high!
Fan 12: The blushing buns are so cute!
Fan 13: Dad's rank as a father is so high, and as a man's rank is so high!It's so charming!
Yang Guang saw his son bursting into tears and laughed, pushing the shopping cart and saying, "Let's go over there to buy snacks."
"Snacks!" The little bun dangled the little meaty legs, and said excitedly, "Snacks! I want to eat! I want to eat!"
Yang Guang has already checked the strategies. What is the best gift for children, of course, is snacks.As long as it is a child, there is no one who does not like to eat snacks.
Although the little guy is still a little sensitive to sweets, snacks are not only sweets, but also other types, such as potato chips, crispy rice, dried meat, nuts, etc. In short, Yang Guang checked the information in advance, and he was prepared. It must be able to make my son happy.
The two walked to the snack shelf, and many children gathered there. When Yang Jian saw the snack shelf, like other children, his eyes twinkled with little stars, not to mention how bright they were.
Yang Guang took his son down and asked him to choose snacks by himself, saying, "Tell Dad if you can't reach it."
"Yeah!" The little guy nodded vigorously, and ran over like he found the New World.
"Mom! I want to eat this! I want it! I want it—" There was a little girl next to her holding a huge bag of potato chips and refusing to let go, rolling around like a baby and insisting on eating potato chips.
The little girl's mother looked at her daughter in embarrassment and said, "Good boy, it's not good to eat snacks. Let's not eat them. Mom will take you to buy a fish, okay?"
"No, no! I want to eat potato chips, potato chips—"
"Good girl, look, there are one hundred dangers of eating snacks, children can't eat snacks."
In order to dissuade the little girl from eating snacks, the mother took out her mobile phone and showed the little girl health push articles.
--Shock!100 hazards of snacks, are you still letting your children eat snacks?
Yang Guang had sharp eyes and ears, glanced at the woman's cell phone, and then took out his own cell phone to check.
It turns out that eating snacks is so harmful?
Yang Guang had never eaten snacks before. He read online that he bought gifts for children, so he bought snacks. How did he know that snacks were so bad?
Xiao Baozi hugged a pack of original potato chips and a pack of biscuits. He was not as "greedy" as other children. Although Yang Guang had already told him to buy whatever he wanted, Xiao Baozi's family accident made him behave well. I was cautious and only took two packs in the end.
Yang Guang thought about it, forget it, his son is so happy, he can eat two packs if he eats two packs, eat less, it's fine.
Just as the two of them were about to leave, the potato chip promoter came over and said with a smile, "Oh, what a cute baby! My sister has potato chips here. It's a new flavor, you can try it!"
The salesman unpacked the potato chips and handed them to Yang Jian, the little bun. Yang Jian was very polite, squeezed a piece, and said sweetly, "Sister Crab!"
The salesman was almost turned off, so he handed Yang Guang the taste and said, "Sir, you should try it too. Welcome to try it. Our new flavor is delicious!"
Yang Guangben was very disdainful. Snacks seemed to be for children. Only children would clamor for snacks.
Yang Guang disdainfully squeezed a piece of potato chips and put them in his mouth. The aroma of fried potatoes was very subtle, and deep-frying brought out an irresistible mellow aroma, which made the ordinary potato chips unbelievably "sublimated".
Yang Guang narrowed his eyes, and then...
Little Baozi Yang Jian scratched his hair, and said in embarrassment: "Father, you guys...have we taken too many snacks? The carts can't be piled up!"
Yang Jian took a total of one pack of potato chips and one pack of biscuits. After Yang Guang tried them out, he put in another five packs of original-flavored potato chips, and then another five packs of red-flavored potato chips. , I feel fresh when I see crispy noodles, cumin mutton, teriyaki, barbecue, and weird ones, all thrown into the shopping cart.
"Dad! Enough is enough! Too many snacks!"
"Don't buy it, I can't put it down!"
Fan 1: Hahahahaha - what is the situation!
Fan 2: Dad is such a cold and tall persona, he actually likes to eat snacks!
Fan 3: It’s too down-to-earth, ahahaha
Fan 4: Oh my god, my son is so cute!
Fan 5: Waving his little meaty hand to stop Dad from buying snacks, can it be more cute!
Fan 6: Hahaha, what a father who makes his son worry about it!
Yang Guang went to the supermarket. The vegetables and meat were picked by his son, and the snacks were picked by himself. The two happily came out of the supermarket and took a taxi back to the apartment.
Yang Guang held the little bun in one hand, several large plastic bags in the other, and a pack of big original potato chips in his arms. Compared with the little bun, it was as big as a pillow. The small body is all blocked.
The two came to the door of the apartment and pushed the door open with a click...
"Happy birthday!!"
"Happy birthday little nephew!"
Snapped--
The sound of ribbons being released, colorful ribbons fell from the sky, and there were Xiao Baozi and Yang Guang on their heads and faces.
Little Baozi sat in his father's arms, holding the bag of potato chips, blinking his big eyes, as if he didn't react for a while.
Yang Guang took his son to the supermarket, and the others arrived at Yang Guang’s house ahead of time to make arrangements. The second child, Yang Zan, and the third child, Rong Mu, Gu Senye, Fang Fei, etc., all came. Yu Wenyan bought a lot of colorful ribbons Balloons make the apartment colorful.
The little bun Yang Jian was stunned, his big eyes looked around the room full of bunny balloons and colorful ribbons, his eye sockets suddenly turned red, and tears swirled inside.
"No!" Rong Mu panicked in fright: "Are you scared! We played the ribbons too loudly just now?! No, I didn't do it on purpose!"
Yang Guang quickly put down the bag, gently wiped the little bun's tears, and said, "Son, what's wrong?"
The little bun was sobbing, hugged Yang Guang's neck, and said like a cuddly kitten, "Crab Crab Daddy! Crab Crab Susu! Crab Crab Pot Pot Sister! Jian Jianchao - happy!"
"Hi!" Rong Mu patted his chest and said, "I'm scared to death, just be happy, good nephew, laugh when you're happy, why cry? Come, let's play for a while, let your father cook for you."
The highlight is yet to come, Yang Guang will cook for Xiao Baozi himself, and the others will accompany Xiao Baozi to play the live broadcast.
Rong Mu wanted to hug Yang and play the live broadcast, but the youngest Yang Zan quit, and said coldly, "Why are you hugging my nephew?"
"What do you call your nephew?" Rong Mu argued hard: "Yang Jian is also my nephew, okay?"
Yang Zan said quietly: "It seems that you don't want the sponsorship of your crew anymore?"
Rong Mu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, not to be outdone: "I... people who want to sponsor our film crew have been queuing up until next year!"
The second child, Yang Zheng, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Third Brother, why don't you let Young Master Rong hug you for a while?"
"Why?" Yang Zan disagreed: "I go first."
Xiao Baozi was grabbed by two people by one arm, pouting his cheeks, sighed deeply, and said, "Little Susu, Guoguo, don't quarrel, one person for 5 minutes!"
Fan 1: Hahaha I laughed so hard, I can't do it anymore!
Fan 2: Is this a family kindergarten!We are the most sensible!
Fan 3: If you want to blame, blame the sweet buns for being too sweet, if I don't want to let go!
Fan 4: Cute!If it were me, pick it up and run!
Fan 5:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Fan 5: ¥%#@%#*&! ! !
Fan 6: Upstairs you are rolling the keyboard with your face!
Fan 7: Hahaha yes, even if it’s cute, don’t be so excited, right?
Fan 5: No! !Look behind!later!kitchen! !
Fan 8: Damn! ! !Is that a flame! ?
Fan 9: On fire!on fire! !The kitchen is on fire!
Fan 10: Put out the fire!
Rong Mu and Yang Zan were vying for the little buns, and when they glanced at the screen by chance, both of them were startled, and turned their heads to see...
"Ho!" Hehen took a breath of air.
on fire!
Although the kitchen door was closed, it was made of transparent floor-to-ceiling glass. There was a big flame in the pot, which burned the range hood, and thick smoke rolled out from the crack in the door.
The second son, Yang Zheng, was startled, but he was very professional, so he knocked open the kitchen door. Seeing that his elder brother was about to pour water on the fire, he grabbed a pot lid, and put it on the flame with all his strength, so that the flame would be isolated from oxygen, and the flames It went out immediately.
"Big Brother!!"
"Hiroko! Are you okay!"
"father!"
Everyone rushed in from the living room, they all coughed "cough cough cough", choked by the thick smoke, Yang Zheng hurriedly opened the window to let the smoke escape, fanned vigorously, and said, "Brother, are you alright?"
Yang Guang also coughed due to choking, he slowly raised his head, his usually handsome and cold face, with a slightly ruthless face, was covered with dark "cat whiskers" at this moment, as if maliciously trying to show off his cuteness.
"puff--"
Everyone couldn't hold back, seeing that Yang Guang was fine, they all laughed, even the serious Gu Senye also laughed.
It was still Yang and the little angel holding a towel, and said in a childish voice: "Dad, your face is dirty, wipe it off!"
Yang Guang took a deep breath, took the towel, and wiped his face.
Yang Zan crossed his arms and looked around the dark kitchen, and said, "Brother, is this how you know how to cook?"
Yang Guang said without changing his face: "The fire is a little bit hotter, but the dishes are all ready."
Everyone looked at the dressing table, there were indeed a few dishes.
Fang Fei pointed to the first black coke and said, "This is...?"
Yang Guang answered eloquently: "My son doesn't eat sweets, this is soft fried tenderloin."
Yu Wenyan said: "This bowl of mushroom cloud is...?"
Yang Guang didn't hesitate: "Egg custard, steamed a little bit old."
Rong Mu raised his eyebrows and said, "Then... this guy who rolled his eyes is...? Ah! He's still playing!"
Yang Guang said calmly, "Steamed fish."
Everyone sighed silently and deeply.
Yang Zan unbuttoned his suit jacket. Although the weather was hot, he was wearing a vest underneath, binding his thin waist. He looked elegant and delicate, as if he was a prince who came out of a fairy tale.
Yang Zan said proudly: "When it comes to cooking, you are too young, brother, let the younger brother do it."
As he spoke, he began to roll up his shirt sleeves.
"Don't!" The second brother Yang Zheng stopped him suddenly, and whispered: "Third brother, have you forgotten that the second brother was given a bottle in the hospital last time? Acute gastroenteritis! Today is my nephew's birthday, so don't let everyone go to the hospital Bar?"
Yang Zan likes to cook, this is his hobby, but who said that one must be proficient in it?Although Yang Zan likes to cook, his cooking skills can be called dark cuisine, and he can't learn it no matter how hard he tries. Those who have tasted Yang Zan's cooking skills will regret it all their lives.
Yang Zan stared and said, "Second brother, what do you mean?"
"I...I..." Yang Zheng was stupid, but he didn't want to discourage his younger brother's enthusiasm. He scratched the back of his head and said with a smirk, "Oh, I mean, the third brother's cooking skills should only be eaten by the second brother." gone."
Yang Zan gave a "tsk" and said, "It's really disgusting."
Yang Guang: "..."
The live broadcast hadn't been turned off yet, Yang Guang thought it was a shame today, thinking that he, the majestic king of a country, couldn't even cook, but the fans shouted loudly, so cute!
Fan 1: Oh my god, it can't be cute anymore!No wonder our sweet buns are so cute, it was inherited from my father!
Fan 2: Hahaha!The three fathers and brothers are living treasures!
Fan 3: The grim pie fried kitchen brother!Tie Han Han handsome second brother!And the third brother of the tsundere beauty!Fairy combination!
Fan 4: Does this family want to kill me?
Gu Senye was still reliable and said, "Otherwise, let's go out to eat."
Yang Guang looked at the kitchen, it was so fried that he couldn't cook in a short time, so he must go out to eat.
Yang Guang washed his face and changed into clean clothes. Everyone came out of the apartment together. Yang Guang hugged his son and said, "Son, what do you want to eat?"
The little bun said: "Daddy wants to eat a magic horse, and Jianjian wants to eat a magic horse!"
"Oh!" Rong Mu said with a smile: "You father and son will kill me again!"
Yang Guang smiled faintly, looked at Rong Mu and said, "Jealous?"
Rong Mu immediately lost his face
But wherever there is news and gossip, there is Yang Zhiming's name, which suddenly becomes the headline on the front page.
——Take a look at Yang Zhiming, a beast in clothes and hats!
——I bring salt for scum, my name is Yang Zhiming!
The live broadcast room also exploded.
Heizi 1: Who said Yang Zhiming was so cute before?If you don't teach well, you will go back to be the president?The special code almost disgusted me to death! ! !
Heizi 2: I am blind too!
Heizi 3: Who thought Yang Zhiming was such a disgusting person?
Heizi 4: Still so arrogant when splashing dirty water?Is this the norm in the circle?
Heizi 5: Is Gu Senye really innocent?I don't think there can be any white people in this circle, maybe Gu Senye is not clean either!What can prove that Gu Senye is innocent?
Fan 1: Get out, Heizi!Why are you still jumping?
Fan 2: I believe in male gods, I still believe in male gods as always!
Fan 3: Refresh the three views, the most important thing now is to severely punish Yang Zhiming, it is too arrogant!
Fan 4: Yang Zhiming should get out!Not to get out of the entertainment industry, but to get out of the earth!Our earth can't afford to support "high-skilled talents" like you!
Yang Zhiming's pupils shrank rapidly, and he didn't dare to say anything more to Yang Guang, so he staggered and turned around and ran, "Dang—" and hit the door of the hotel room, causing him to sit directly on the ground. An old lady got into bed, and the live broadcast recorded the whole process, and the live broadcast room was already full of laughter.
Yang Zhiming got up from the ground, didn't dare to speak, opened the door and rushed out, ran away...
Yang Zhiming ran away, and for a while became the existence that everyone shouted and beat on the Internet. The happiest person was not Yang Guang, but Rong Mu, Gu Senye's die-hard fan.
"Hey hey hey..."
"hey-hey……"
"Hey Hey……"
Rong Mu has been smirking with his mobile phone for a whole day, and has been browsing Yang Zhiming’s news. There is an old saying that people push the wall down. This sentence does not deceive me. Now Yang Zhiming is a bug, and there are many people who broke the news about him on the Internet. , just like the gossip that Rongmu is watching.
——Dare to break the news!Yang Zhiming dressed like a beast, abandoned his wife and son!
1L: Anti-swallowing on the 1st floor!
2L: My revelation is absolutely true!I was doing scene notes in a crew that the Yang family once invested in. People in the circle are familiar with Yang Zhiming and cannot be more familiar with him.Yang Zhiming's nausea is really outrageous. During his wife's pregnancy, the unspoken rules Gu Senye was unsuccessful and splashed dirty water. I saw it clearly at the time, but Yang Zhiming's family has money, no one dares to stand out, and half of the entertainment circle knows Gu Senye is innocent!
3L: Fire Tong Liu Ming!
4L: Half of the entertainment industry knows that Gu Senye is innocent?Why did no one stand up and clarify?
5L: Upstairs, you forgot, when the incident about Gu Senye broke out, half of the entertainment industry stood up. Unfortunately, it was not to clarify, but to add insult to injury. Everyone saw Gu Senye taking/drugs with their own eyes. It's like sleeping fans are playing big cards!
6L: Exactly!That's right!Now our male god has clarified that the person who fell into trouble in the past actually followed my male god's Weibo with a shy face. I really don't know how thick-skinned it is. Do you think the Internet has no memory? !
This building has 500 floors at once, and the discussion is still going on. Rong Mu also joined the heated discussion with his mobile phone, denouncing those who had wronged his male god.
876L: Huh?Upstairs your label is...?Make a password, Lin Yefangfei? !We are friends!
877L: Yeah yeah!I am a fan writer, this is my natal CP, I have written a lot of fan literature, there is a special post of mine on the post bar!Welcome to discuss!
Yang Guang came over, and Rong Mu was typing very fast, Yang Guang looked down, and was discussing his CP fanhumanities again...
Seeing Yang Guang, Rong Mu smiled and said, "Hey! Guangzi, you're here! Look, our process has become much easier these days, and it's almost finished! Everything is going well!"
Rong Mu said again: "There is also that beast Yang Zhiming, don't worry, there are people lined up on the Internet ready to expose him, so many troublemakers will definitely not let him have a good time, collecting criminal evidence is not a problem."
Rong Mu said so, the phone rang suddenly, and the caller ID showed a series of unfamiliar numbers.
"Hello." Rong Mu picked it up, and after hearing a sentence, he immediately beamed with joy, his expression of "a villain's success" was so vivid: "Hey, I'm sorry, who are you? I want to invite us to visit you recently. There are too many people I have dated, I forgot for a while... Oh, Huafeng, Huafeng company? Didn’t you say last time that a bad artist like Gu Senye should never appear in your company? In front of you?"
"Ah? What? Misunderstanding? Then I think this misunderstanding is a bit big?"
"Your contract is very good? Oh, do you think we, Brother Gu, still lack a good contract? I'm so sorry, hey, I'm calling again, let's talk another day!"
Rong Mu hung up the phone with a look of embarrassment, and then pulled the number into the blacklist, saying: "You scum who sees people ordering dishes, do we need a third-rate small company like you, Brother Gu?"
Yang Guang shook his head helplessly and said, "I'm going to freak you out."
Rong Mu relaxed, and said: "I can finally rest assured now, Brother Gu has finally ushered in his first day, and can finally make a comeback! Our next goal is - the Golden Crown Award!"
When Gu Senye was forced to quit the entertainment industry, he had already won four awards, and he was only short of the last Golden Crown Award to win the Grand Slam of Best Actor. , the hottest actor.
Yang Guang nodded and said, "Gu Senye is now signed in our company, it seems that it is not impossible to complete the gambling agreement."
"Right!" Rong Mu boasted, "I still have vision!"
"By the way..." Rong Mu said again: "Guangzi, how do you plan to celebrate my little nephew's birthday?"
"Birthday?" Yang Guang was caught off guard by Rong Mu's question for the first time.
"Birthday!" Rong Mu clapped his hands and said, "It's not Guangzi, you are a father, and you don't even remember your little nephew's birthday?"
Gu Senye had just finished a scene, and happened to be passing by, Rong Mu grabbed him: "Male god, male god, how did you usually celebrate your birthday?"
Gu Senye smiled: "I haven't celebrated my birthday for a long time."
When Rong Mu heard it, his heart was sour. Gu Senye has lived a miserable life these years. Even if he knew that he was innocent, no one dared to get involved with him. He was afraid of being dragged into trouble. Naturally, no one celebrated his birthday. , Besides, Gu Senye's life is very poor, and the money is not enough, how can it be possible to celebrate his birthday?
Rong Mu stroked his chin and said, "If I celebrate my birthday...it's probably to go to disco, but it's not suitable for my little nephew either."
pretty unreliable...
"What about mathematics? How do you celebrate your birthday?" Mathematics scratched his chin and stammered, "Look... have a look, watch a movie, record your thoughts... experience and notes."
Rong Mu: "..."
Yang Guang: "..."
Little Baozi Yang Jian's birthday is in the summer, and it will be here in a blink of an eye. It's not that everyone has never had a birthday, but they have no experience in preparing birthdays for such a small child, and they are a little helpless.
Fang Fei snapped her fingers and said, "Hey, I got it, Yuwen! Yuwen is the screenwriter, he has the most ideas, why don't we ask him!"
She said, looking left and right: "Isn't Yuwen here today?"
"Oh, that..." Mathematics said slowly: "Yu... Yuwen asked for leave today, he he he...he rushed a script yesterday, stayed up...stayed up all night, anyway, not today If I need him to talk or play, I will let him rest..."
Yang Guang said thoughtfully, "I'll go over and ask him."
Yang Guang is going to find Yu Wenyan, and other people want to follow, but there is a problem, he can't take the little bun Yang Jian with him. In Rong Mu's words, this is a surprise, so the person involved cannot be informed in advance, otherwise There will be no surprises.
Yang Guang had no choice but to entrust the little bun to Fang Fei and let his son stay in the crew.
Little Baozi sat in Fang Fei's arms very obediently, waving his little meaty hands, watching his father and Guoguo leave, then wrinkled his little face, looking like he was thinking hard.
Fang Fei rubbed Yang Jian's little face, it was soft and sticky, she could play with it all day long!
"Chanjian, what's the matter? Are you unhappy?"
The little bun dangled the little meaty leg, and said, "Dad doesn't want me anymore?"
Fang Fei: "..."
According to the registered address, everyone found Yu Wenyan, a very high-end apartment complex, and rang the doorbell when they came to the floor.
Ding dong - ding dong - ding dong -
Yang Guang pressed the button several times, but no one came to open the door. Rong Mu said strangely: "Not at home? No, didn't mathematics say that he stayed up all night? Then he should sleep at home. Could it be that he was revenged by Yang Zhiming?" Already?!"
Yang Guang exposed Yang Zhiming on the live broadcast, and Yang Zhiming turned into a street mouse for a while, and everyone shouted and beat him.But to be precise, the reason why Yang Guang chose to expose Yang Zhiming in this way is because he has no conclusive evidence in his hand. Although there is a recording, Yang Zan has said before that if Yang Zhiming hires a good lawyer, recordings are not reliable. Spectrum, was rejected every minute.
So Yang Guang chose to expose Yang Zhiming to the sun, so that more people would look for evidence of Yang Zhiming's ugliness.
Now Yang Zhiming is in a state of desperation, entangled in a bunch of lawsuits, a bunch of cooperative companies are seeking compensation from him, and the company's stock market has plummeted all the way because of the scandal, not to mention the film and television he invested in, which have all been boycotted.
If Yang Zhiming's reputation plummets, maybe he will retaliate...
As soon as Rong Mu said, everyone felt a thump in their hearts, Mathematics quickly said: "No, I, let's knock on the door!"
The mathematician is tall and burly, although he is hunchbacked and chested, but the figure is there, and there is no delay at the moment, and he slams towards the door with all his strength.
click-
At this moment, the door opened, and then there was a scream.
"what--"
bang——
Mathematics slammed past, the door just opened, Mathematics elbowed the visitor's chest, both of them fell on their backs and fell to the ground.
Rong Mu fixed his eyes and saw that the person who opened the door was a man wearing big underpants and a vest, unkempt, scruffy, with slightly long hair covering his eyes, so he couldn't tell who it was.
"Mountain... Caveman on the top of the mountain?" Rong Mu's eyelids twitched wildly.
He looked at the house number and murmured, "I'm sorry, we must have knocked on the wrong door when we were looking for Yu Wenyan. I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
"Caveman on the top of the mountain" got up from the ground, rubbed his chest, ground his molars and said, "I am Yu Wenyan!"
Yu Wenyan usually looks like a well-dressed little boy with a handsome and chic look, but now Yu Wenyan standing in front of everyone is sloppy, with uncombed hair, beard stubble on his chin, wearing a big vest, and stepped on his feet. Mopping the board, he lifted his big vest and scratched his back, beckoning, "Why are you here? Come in, the house is a bit messy, be careful not to touch things."
Everyone walked into the apartment, only to realize what it means to be "a little" messy.
Scripts, papers, and file folders were all piled up on the floor in a mess, with almost no place to step down. There were instant noodle buckets and takeaway boxes everywhere. Fortunately, there was no musty smell in the room.
Yang Guang had a slight obsession with cleanliness, and looked around in disgust. He didn't choose to sit down, but found a relatively clean place to stand.
Yu Wenyan yawned: "Why are you here? Didn't I ask for leave?"
Rong Mu looked at Yang Guang's face turning black, and said with a dry smile: "That's right, we want to ask you, if you want to celebrate your little nephew's birthday, what surprises should you prepare? Do you think the birthday will be good? It's so lively! "
"Birthday party?" Yu Wenyan glanced at Rong Mu mockingly, and said, "You are too uninspired, too vulgar."
Rong Mu scratched his chin and said, "It's better to be able to do a live broadcast. Think about it, the little nephew's birthday, there must be a lot of fans in the live broadcast, and then we can promote our crew!"
Mathematics said: "This...is this not good? The child's birthday is so...so utilitarian, no—not very good."
"Oh——" Rong Mu sighed and said, "I don't want to be so utilitarian! But think about it, our film crew is about to wrap up. Although many people are optimistic about us, some people are also bad-mouthing. The male god has retired for so many years. I'm not from a major, and the number director used to be a scene recorder, so the only thing our crew can do is Yuwen, the screenwriter!"
"Most people are watching now, and no one dares to make a real move, for fear of dropping eggs in his basket," Rong Mu said again: "I inquired about it yesterday, our online drama, the ratings in the industry...that is, C, if things go on like this, we will not be able to attract investment! And what platform will buy our drama is also a problem, now I find me, they are all at very low prices, if I don’t promote it, I don’t build momentum, it’s very likely... the complete works will be online in one go.”
Yang Guang understands this truth. Since he has already made a web drama, it is also a good thing to maximize its value.
Yu Wenyan said: "Then you can't hold any birthday parties, it's more utilitarian! And think about it, fans of Xiaotianbao, do you want to see your demons dancing?"
"what is that?"
Yu Wenyan smiled and said: "Of course it's the daily life of Xiao Tianbao and his father! I think that as long as my father broadcasts live broadcast for Xiao Tianbao to buy vegetables and cook, such a down-to-earth thing will be enough, and it will definitely attract many people. Fans, the popularity will not be small."
"Shopping?" Yang Guang frowned: "Cooking?"
Yang Guang went to the battlefield at the age of 13 and was a soldier all his life. No matter the art of war or war, he could not be troubled, but the only thing he never did in his life was probably shopping and cooking.
"No, no, no!" Rong Mu waved his hand and said, "Absolutely not! Guangzi can't cook! He's a good-for-nothing, absolutely can't cook!"
Yang Guang squinted his eyes, and said quietly: "Who said no?"
What Yang Guang dislikes the most is being denied by others, which has something to do with his childhood.Yang Guang was not the eldest son. In that era, he never had a chance with the prince. In order to get more affirmation, he always "packaged" himself as best as possible. He must do what others can't do.
Yang Guang sneered and said, "Isn't it just cooking and grocery shopping?"joke.
Seeing the creepy smile on Yang Guang's lips, Rong Mu felt goose bumps on his back, and whispered, "Guangzi, you...take it easy."
Everyone made up their minds, and Yu Wenyan came up with a plan. On the day of Yang Jian's birthday, Yang Guang took Xiao Baozi to the supermarket to buy vegetables in a live broadcast, and was going to go home to cook, while the others came to Yang Guang's apartment first to decorate the room. And gifts, ready to surprise the little buns.
birthday.
Yang Guang turned on the live broadcast, took the little bun Yang Jian's hand, and walked all the way to the supermarket.
Fan 1: Sweet buns are online! !
Fan 2: Sweet buns!Mom loves you! !
Fan 3: Dad is online too!
Fan 4: Hey, it's not the crew, today is "external scene"?
Little Baozi Yang Jian led his father's hand, tilted his face up, and tilted his head: "Dad, where are we going?"
Yang Guang needs to broadcast live, and he holds a mobile phone in his hand, but he doesn't have much experience in live broadcasting, it's simply a death perspective.
Fan 5: Hahaha, Dad, is this the death perspective!
Fan 6: Thanks to our little sweet buns, there are no dead angles in 360 degrees, otherwise, who can resist this angle of view!
Fan 7: My God, Xiao Tianbao's eyelashes are so long!
Fan 8: Dad's long legs, love it!
Yang Guang said concisely: "Go to the supermarket."
"Supermarket?" Xiao Baozi rubbed his little hair and said, "Dad, why don't you go to the production team today?"
Yang Guang squatted down, leveled with Xiao Baozi, stroked his little hair, and said, "Because today is your birthday."
Fan 1: Ahhhhhhh, today is Xiao Tian Bao's birthday!
Fan 2: Happy birthday to Xiao Tian Bao!
Fan 3: My sister will always love you!
Fan 4: Happy birthday!
Fan 5: Happy birthday!
Fan 6: Huh?Why is Xiao Tianbao so dazed? Doesn't he remember his birthday?
The little bun Yang Jian looked at Yang Guang in confusion, and then suddenly realized: "Is today...my birthday?"
Yang Guang nodded and said, "I won't go to the set today, I'll go to the supermarket to buy vegetables first, and I'll cook for you at home."
Little Baozi Yang Jian jumped up happily: "That's great!"
Fan 7: Oh, oh, dad is so spoiled!
Fan 8: Can cook!Dad who can cook is the most handsome!
Fan 9: Oh, my dad doesn't know how to cook, and every time he cooks, he blows up the kitchen. It's terrible, a world disaster!
Yang Guang took the little bun into the supermarket, and the doting dad figure that had just stood up suddenly... collapsed.
The little bun was sitting in the cart, blinking his big eyes, and said in a childlike voice: "Dad, this cauliflower is wilting, I can't buy it, it's spicy!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his little meaty hand, enough for a cauliflower, and handed it to Yang Guang.
Fan 1: Hahahaha! !It turns out that my father is also a father who can't cook!
Fan 2: Oh my god, the buns are so cute!I will also pick cauliflower!Couldn't be any cuter!
Fan 3: So cute, so cute!I am that cauliflower!
Fan 4: I am a cauliflower bag!
Fan 5: I am an electronic scale that weighs cauliflower!Hahaha--
Yang Guang: "..."
Yang Guang has never bought vegetables, and he doesn't know what kind of vegetables are good. It's just cauliflower, they all look the same.
Yang Guang coughed a little, and slowly put down the cauliflower in his hand, took the cauliflower handed over by his son, and said, "I picked... yes, that's it."
The two bought some vegetables, and Yang Guang learned the lesson of picking cauliflowers, so he didn't rush to sell them. Xiao Baozi seemed to be very experienced, and the little butcher picked and pulled the vegetables, and said in a childish voice: "Please, please! ! Let me introduce you!"
There are a lot of vegetables in the shopping cart, and the little bun is holding a bag of carrots in his arms, just like a cute little white rabbit.
"Rabbit meat! Rabbit meat is cheap!" a salesman in the supermarket yelled through a loudspeaker.
However, this is not Chengdu and Chongqing, and the acceptance of rabbit meat is not widespread. Even if it is special price rabbit meat, there are very few people buying rabbit meat, and the sales stalls are deserted.
The little bun Yang Jian held the carrot in his arms tightly, blinked his big eyes, and fluttered his long eyelashes: "Dad, rabbits are so cute, why do you eat them?"
Fan 1: Hahahaha! ! !
Fan 2: This question!
Fan 3: I really want to know how Dad will answer!
Fan 4: Tutu is so cute, of course I want to eat Tutu!
Fan 5: I like the spicy rabbit head best!Eat two when chasing dramas, Ba Shi!
Fan 6: Dad, quickly answer the sweet bun!
Fan 7: Send a proposition!
Yang Guang's eyelids twitched: "Cute...is it?"
Little Baozi nodded vigorously: "Tutu is cute!"
Yang Guang hesitated for a moment, his "cold" eyes moved slightly, Yang Guang was smart and eloquent when he was young, this was not flattery, he smiled slightly, showing a handsome and gentle smile, and stroked the little guy's soft hair Said: "But, Dad thinks the son is the cutest."
The little guy opened his eyes wide, blinked his big eyes twice, then giggled, broke his tears into a smile, and poked his little face: "Cum and cum are the cutest!"
Fan 8: …………………
Fan 9: I thought Dad was a cold and honest dad!
Fan 10: Oh my god, the sweet buns are so easy to coax!
Fan 11: No, it's because Dad's rank is too high!
Fan 12: The blushing buns are so cute!
Fan 13: Dad's rank as a father is so high, and as a man's rank is so high!It's so charming!
Yang Guang saw his son bursting into tears and laughed, pushing the shopping cart and saying, "Let's go over there to buy snacks."
"Snacks!" The little bun dangled the little meaty legs, and said excitedly, "Snacks! I want to eat! I want to eat!"
Yang Guang has already checked the strategies. What is the best gift for children, of course, is snacks.As long as it is a child, there is no one who does not like to eat snacks.
Although the little guy is still a little sensitive to sweets, snacks are not only sweets, but also other types, such as potato chips, crispy rice, dried meat, nuts, etc. In short, Yang Guang checked the information in advance, and he was prepared. It must be able to make my son happy.
The two walked to the snack shelf, and many children gathered there. When Yang Jian saw the snack shelf, like other children, his eyes twinkled with little stars, not to mention how bright they were.
Yang Guang took his son down and asked him to choose snacks by himself, saying, "Tell Dad if you can't reach it."
"Yeah!" The little guy nodded vigorously, and ran over like he found the New World.
"Mom! I want to eat this! I want it! I want it—" There was a little girl next to her holding a huge bag of potato chips and refusing to let go, rolling around like a baby and insisting on eating potato chips.
The little girl's mother looked at her daughter in embarrassment and said, "Good boy, it's not good to eat snacks. Let's not eat them. Mom will take you to buy a fish, okay?"
"No, no! I want to eat potato chips, potato chips—"
"Good girl, look, there are one hundred dangers of eating snacks, children can't eat snacks."
In order to dissuade the little girl from eating snacks, the mother took out her mobile phone and showed the little girl health push articles.
--Shock!100 hazards of snacks, are you still letting your children eat snacks?
Yang Guang had sharp eyes and ears, glanced at the woman's cell phone, and then took out his own cell phone to check.
It turns out that eating snacks is so harmful?
Yang Guang had never eaten snacks before. He read online that he bought gifts for children, so he bought snacks. How did he know that snacks were so bad?
Xiao Baozi hugged a pack of original potato chips and a pack of biscuits. He was not as "greedy" as other children. Although Yang Guang had already told him to buy whatever he wanted, Xiao Baozi's family accident made him behave well. I was cautious and only took two packs in the end.
Yang Guang thought about it, forget it, his son is so happy, he can eat two packs if he eats two packs, eat less, it's fine.
Just as the two of them were about to leave, the potato chip promoter came over and said with a smile, "Oh, what a cute baby! My sister has potato chips here. It's a new flavor, you can try it!"
The salesman unpacked the potato chips and handed them to Yang Jian, the little bun. Yang Jian was very polite, squeezed a piece, and said sweetly, "Sister Crab!"
The salesman was almost turned off, so he handed Yang Guang the taste and said, "Sir, you should try it too. Welcome to try it. Our new flavor is delicious!"
Yang Guangben was very disdainful. Snacks seemed to be for children. Only children would clamor for snacks.
Yang Guang disdainfully squeezed a piece of potato chips and put them in his mouth. The aroma of fried potatoes was very subtle, and deep-frying brought out an irresistible mellow aroma, which made the ordinary potato chips unbelievably "sublimated".
Yang Guang narrowed his eyes, and then...
Little Baozi Yang Jian scratched his hair, and said in embarrassment: "Father, you guys...have we taken too many snacks? The carts can't be piled up!"
Yang Jian took a total of one pack of potato chips and one pack of biscuits. After Yang Guang tried them out, he put in another five packs of original-flavored potato chips, and then another five packs of red-flavored potato chips. , I feel fresh when I see crispy noodles, cumin mutton, teriyaki, barbecue, and weird ones, all thrown into the shopping cart.
"Dad! Enough is enough! Too many snacks!"
"Don't buy it, I can't put it down!"
Fan 1: Hahahahaha - what is the situation!
Fan 2: Dad is such a cold and tall persona, he actually likes to eat snacks!
Fan 3: It’s too down-to-earth, ahahaha
Fan 4: Oh my god, my son is so cute!
Fan 5: Waving his little meaty hand to stop Dad from buying snacks, can it be more cute!
Fan 6: Hahaha, what a father who makes his son worry about it!
Yang Guang went to the supermarket. The vegetables and meat were picked by his son, and the snacks were picked by himself. The two happily came out of the supermarket and took a taxi back to the apartment.
Yang Guang held the little bun in one hand, several large plastic bags in the other, and a pack of big original potato chips in his arms. Compared with the little bun, it was as big as a pillow. The small body is all blocked.
The two came to the door of the apartment and pushed the door open with a click...
"Happy birthday!!"
"Happy birthday little nephew!"
Snapped--
The sound of ribbons being released, colorful ribbons fell from the sky, and there were Xiao Baozi and Yang Guang on their heads and faces.
Little Baozi sat in his father's arms, holding the bag of potato chips, blinking his big eyes, as if he didn't react for a while.
Yang Guang took his son to the supermarket, and the others arrived at Yang Guang’s house ahead of time to make arrangements. The second child, Yang Zan, and the third child, Rong Mu, Gu Senye, Fang Fei, etc., all came. Yu Wenyan bought a lot of colorful ribbons Balloons make the apartment colorful.
The little bun Yang Jian was stunned, his big eyes looked around the room full of bunny balloons and colorful ribbons, his eye sockets suddenly turned red, and tears swirled inside.
"No!" Rong Mu panicked in fright: "Are you scared! We played the ribbons too loudly just now?! No, I didn't do it on purpose!"
Yang Guang quickly put down the bag, gently wiped the little bun's tears, and said, "Son, what's wrong?"
The little bun was sobbing, hugged Yang Guang's neck, and said like a cuddly kitten, "Crab Crab Daddy! Crab Crab Susu! Crab Crab Pot Pot Sister! Jian Jianchao - happy!"
"Hi!" Rong Mu patted his chest and said, "I'm scared to death, just be happy, good nephew, laugh when you're happy, why cry? Come, let's play for a while, let your father cook for you."
The highlight is yet to come, Yang Guang will cook for Xiao Baozi himself, and the others will accompany Xiao Baozi to play the live broadcast.
Rong Mu wanted to hug Yang and play the live broadcast, but the youngest Yang Zan quit, and said coldly, "Why are you hugging my nephew?"
"What do you call your nephew?" Rong Mu argued hard: "Yang Jian is also my nephew, okay?"
Yang Zan said quietly: "It seems that you don't want the sponsorship of your crew anymore?"
Rong Mu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, not to be outdone: "I... people who want to sponsor our film crew have been queuing up until next year!"
The second child, Yang Zheng, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Third Brother, why don't you let Young Master Rong hug you for a while?"
"Why?" Yang Zan disagreed: "I go first."
Xiao Baozi was grabbed by two people by one arm, pouting his cheeks, sighed deeply, and said, "Little Susu, Guoguo, don't quarrel, one person for 5 minutes!"
Fan 1: Hahaha I laughed so hard, I can't do it anymore!
Fan 2: Is this a family kindergarten!We are the most sensible!
Fan 3: If you want to blame, blame the sweet buns for being too sweet, if I don't want to let go!
Fan 4: Cute!If it were me, pick it up and run!
Fan 5:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Fan 5: ¥%#@%#*&! ! !
Fan 6: Upstairs you are rolling the keyboard with your face!
Fan 7: Hahaha yes, even if it’s cute, don’t be so excited, right?
Fan 5: No! !Look behind!later!kitchen! !
Fan 8: Damn! ! !Is that a flame! ?
Fan 9: On fire!on fire! !The kitchen is on fire!
Fan 10: Put out the fire!
Rong Mu and Yang Zan were vying for the little buns, and when they glanced at the screen by chance, both of them were startled, and turned their heads to see...
"Ho!" Hehen took a breath of air.
on fire!
Although the kitchen door was closed, it was made of transparent floor-to-ceiling glass. There was a big flame in the pot, which burned the range hood, and thick smoke rolled out from the crack in the door.
The second son, Yang Zheng, was startled, but he was very professional, so he knocked open the kitchen door. Seeing that his elder brother was about to pour water on the fire, he grabbed a pot lid, and put it on the flame with all his strength, so that the flame would be isolated from oxygen, and the flames It went out immediately.
"Big Brother!!"
"Hiroko! Are you okay!"
"father!"
Everyone rushed in from the living room, they all coughed "cough cough cough", choked by the thick smoke, Yang Zheng hurriedly opened the window to let the smoke escape, fanned vigorously, and said, "Brother, are you alright?"
Yang Guang also coughed due to choking, he slowly raised his head, his usually handsome and cold face, with a slightly ruthless face, was covered with dark "cat whiskers" at this moment, as if maliciously trying to show off his cuteness.
"puff--"
Everyone couldn't hold back, seeing that Yang Guang was fine, they all laughed, even the serious Gu Senye also laughed.
It was still Yang and the little angel holding a towel, and said in a childish voice: "Dad, your face is dirty, wipe it off!"
Yang Guang took a deep breath, took the towel, and wiped his face.
Yang Zan crossed his arms and looked around the dark kitchen, and said, "Brother, is this how you know how to cook?"
Yang Guang said without changing his face: "The fire is a little bit hotter, but the dishes are all ready."
Everyone looked at the dressing table, there were indeed a few dishes.
Fang Fei pointed to the first black coke and said, "This is...?"
Yang Guang answered eloquently: "My son doesn't eat sweets, this is soft fried tenderloin."
Yu Wenyan said: "This bowl of mushroom cloud is...?"
Yang Guang didn't hesitate: "Egg custard, steamed a little bit old."
Rong Mu raised his eyebrows and said, "Then... this guy who rolled his eyes is...? Ah! He's still playing!"
Yang Guang said calmly, "Steamed fish."
Everyone sighed silently and deeply.
Yang Zan unbuttoned his suit jacket. Although the weather was hot, he was wearing a vest underneath, binding his thin waist. He looked elegant and delicate, as if he was a prince who came out of a fairy tale.
Yang Zan said proudly: "When it comes to cooking, you are too young, brother, let the younger brother do it."
As he spoke, he began to roll up his shirt sleeves.
"Don't!" The second brother Yang Zheng stopped him suddenly, and whispered: "Third brother, have you forgotten that the second brother was given a bottle in the hospital last time? Acute gastroenteritis! Today is my nephew's birthday, so don't let everyone go to the hospital Bar?"
Yang Zan likes to cook, this is his hobby, but who said that one must be proficient in it?Although Yang Zan likes to cook, his cooking skills can be called dark cuisine, and he can't learn it no matter how hard he tries. Those who have tasted Yang Zan's cooking skills will regret it all their lives.
Yang Zan stared and said, "Second brother, what do you mean?"
"I...I..." Yang Zheng was stupid, but he didn't want to discourage his younger brother's enthusiasm. He scratched the back of his head and said with a smirk, "Oh, I mean, the third brother's cooking skills should only be eaten by the second brother." gone."
Yang Zan gave a "tsk" and said, "It's really disgusting."
Yang Guang: "..."
The live broadcast hadn't been turned off yet, Yang Guang thought it was a shame today, thinking that he, the majestic king of a country, couldn't even cook, but the fans shouted loudly, so cute!
Fan 1: Oh my god, it can't be cute anymore!No wonder our sweet buns are so cute, it was inherited from my father!
Fan 2: Hahaha!The three fathers and brothers are living treasures!
Fan 3: The grim pie fried kitchen brother!Tie Han Han handsome second brother!And the third brother of the tsundere beauty!Fairy combination!
Fan 4: Does this family want to kill me?
Gu Senye was still reliable and said, "Otherwise, let's go out to eat."
Yang Guang looked at the kitchen, it was so fried that he couldn't cook in a short time, so he must go out to eat.
Yang Guang washed his face and changed into clean clothes. Everyone came out of the apartment together. Yang Guang hugged his son and said, "Son, what do you want to eat?"
The little bun said: "Daddy wants to eat a magic horse, and Jianjian wants to eat a magic horse!"
"Oh!" Rong Mu said with a smile: "You father and son will kill me again!"
Yang Guang smiled faintly, looked at Rong Mu and said, "Jealous?"
Rong Mu immediately lost his face
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