Misidentifying the Fate of the Paranoid Villain [Transmigration Book]

?? Changle five years.

??Crown Prince Xiao Yu went to the Jiuzhong Pagoda to pay homage to the emperor's grandmother according to the usual practice. Along with him was his precious father who was regarded as an eyeball by his father.

??to be honest.

?? He might as well worship by himself.

??But Dad rarely goes out, so he has to go.He also said that the prince is too young to go out with no one to accompany him. That is the responsibility of being a parent.

?? A set of a set.

??It seems that I have to go out of the palace.

?? Sure enough, the royal father summoned him in private and asked him to take all of Father's things with him.The gold silk incense burner that he likes should be filled with heavy wood and sandalwood. The delicate food should be divided into three layers, two layers of sweet and one layer of salty. Maybe it fell on top and forgot to take it...

??He stood there listening for nearly half an hour.

?? Longer than the sacrificial etiquette.

"Do you remember everything?" Father asked with a cup of tea, "By the way, your grandfather will come to Beijing in a few days, remember to practice riding and archery well, he will take the exam."

??"remember."

?? Xiao Gu followed his father in a palanquin with no expression on his face and drove them out of Miyagi.

??The carriage shook slowly, and after a while, Father became dizzy again.

?? He had to stop halfway, and the whole team stopped at the gate of the palace with their cars and horses waiting for him to catch their breath.

?? "Father, you just left the palace. I think you don't feel well, or—"

?? Xiao Gu tried, "Go back first."

"How can I do that? I don't feel at ease if you go to preside over the sacrificial ceremony by yourself at such a young age." The queen rejected her son righteously.

?? When I got off the sedan chair nearby, my father forgot to take the hand-warming jacket as soon as I got up. Xiao Gu watched the brocade cloth hanging around his waist sway, followed the man out of the carriage, and remained silent. follow behind.

?? Then I saw him go to the side street to buy some food, and as expected, it was a pile of sweet and greasy.

?? Xiao Gu doesn't like to eat sweets.

??But Dad's eyes are shining brightly, as if eating a few pieces of sweet cakes will bring joy to heaven.

?? "Ah Hun, do you want to eat this?" The queen ate most of the bag of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and then opened the food box. Xiao Hun glanced at it, expressing that he was not interested.

?? "Daddy, eat less."

?? Xiao Gu choked his throat, with an old-fashioned look, "You will have a toothache again later."

?? "It's okay, go to the pharmacy to get the medicine if it hurts, and it will be fine after a treatment."

?? "..."

?? This end, Yu Luo is also wondering.I don't know why, but this child has a cold and gloomy look every day. Those who don't know think he is angry every day.

?? It is said that having a child is to collect debts, which is probably the reason.

?? When I was pregnant with him, I thought he was very obedient. At that time, people around me said that he must be a cute little baby just like the empress when he was born, and he was His Majesty's little padded jacket.

?? How was born like this.

??Ah Luo was a little disappointed. He ate several pieces of sugar cakes in a row. Xiao Gu poured him a glass of water silently. As soon as he pushed it over, Yu Luo just choked. "Woo..."

?? After drinking a few sips of water and swallowing, he regained some strength, "Okay, enough rest. Ah Hun, let's not be lazy, let's continue to climb up now!"

?? Xiao Gu looked around and silently swallowed the words in his heart.

??Only you are resting okay.

?? "Father, why don't you wait for me on this floor, and I will come down to find you after I go to worship."

??Xiao Kuan also opened another heavy food box, and the fragrant glutinous rice cakes were mouth-watering. He looked at the queen tentatively.

?? But Father rejected him.

?? "Ah, you are still young. How can I rest assured that you go up to such a tall tower alone. This is your first time to worship alone, and there are many rules that you may not remember. Don't worry, I will accompany you Go up, father, I have worshiped many times."

?? "..."

?? Xiao Gu silently followed behind Yu Luo, climbed for a long time, and finally reached the top floor.

?? "This, put it here, and then this..." Yu Luo scratched his head, suddenly got a little confused, and rearranged the order of the four bronze wine bottles with different carvings for the memorial ceremony.

?? Qinglong Baihu Suzaku Xuanwu, how do they correspond to the southeast and northwest.

??It seems to be reversed.

?? Xiao Gu waited for Yu Luo to fiddle with it for a while, then reached out to change the position of the wine cup to the correct position, and told people to put it on the sacrificial table as soon as possible, so as not to let the queen mess it up later.

?? Jingle bells.

?? Yu Luo heard the sound of the copper bell hanging outside again.

?? He still remembers that when he and Lin Ji came here for the first time six years ago, he was attracted by the exquisite copper bell, the clear and sweet sound was really nice.

?? You can't just hang two at the gate of Yufu.

?? Palace also have to hang.

?? He grew two inches taller when he gave birth to Ah Hun, so he should be able to get the copper bell now.

??Here Xiao Gu was still orderly visiting the sacrificial objects one by one, watching the movements of the palace people, inattentively looking back again and again, only to see Yu Luo stepping on the railing to reach the copper bell.

??Suddenly his face turned pale with fright, "Pull him down quickly!"

??The prince who is only five years old looks like a little milk dumpling. After drinking it like this, he really has a kind of calm and prestige.

??The attendants who followed hurried up to support the queen, and brought him back from the dangerous railing. Xiao Gu's expression was extremely ugly, and he looked at the copper bell in his palm, "If you want this, you can teach others to replace it for you." You go to get it, what do you have to do to climb the railing!"

??Young age.

??Speaking with awe-inspiring momentum, Yu Luo was stunned on the spot.

?? Why are you making such a big noise!

?? He remembered that the system said that this kid should be decent and the new protagonist.

?? How to raise more and more fierce.

?? Not at all like his father.

??Yu Luo held the bell in his mouth, looked at his child's face that was almost like Lin Ji, and felt that this child was really difficult to raise - he was not as obedient as he was in his stomach.

??Suddenly caught a glimpse of the position of the wine bottle on the sacrificial altar, and ignored the copper bell in his hand, he turned the two directions to the southwest and said, "This is wrong, it should be like this."

??The queen said wrong, that is wrong.

?? This is the conclusion drawn by the attendants who have served the queen for many years.

?? So no one to correct it.

?? Xiao Gu: "..."

??Seeing that this has all been brought to the fore, it is impossible not to puncture it.

?? Otherwise, there is no way to do this sacrifice.

??He took a deep breath, moved a small stool and stepped on it, and turned the position of the wine bottle around himself, "This, so, yes, yes, yes."

?? "How is it possible? I remember that I did it like this last time. Your father said I did it right."

?? He also praised me for being smart.

?? Xiao Gu continued to poke mercilessly, "He put it back later! When did you remember the order of the seven constellations and four elephants? The south is the Suzaku, here! Father, if you can't tell the difference, then you will Do not touch these again, it is disrespectful to the ancestors."

?? Finished speaking, Xiao Yuti's father once again knelt down and bowed to the imperial grandmother's ranking.

?? Ah, is that so.

?? Yu Luo received a certain shock.

??After a while, he murmured in disbelief, "How could it be..."

?? Xiao Kuan was speechless.

??Looking at Yu Luo bored for a while, he backed off half a step, and the prince said, "Then put it on again, and I'll teach you how to do it right."

??Yu Luo became annoyed, "Stop showing off."

?? "..."

??To, end, who, five, years old, ah!

?? Xiao Gu was in a stalemate for a while, and told the people to clean up the sacrificial altar first.

??Yu Luo also sat beside him, looking a little angry.

?? "Your Highness, go and coax the empress." The attendant who followed persuaded the prince, "The empress is very easy to coax."

?? He misremembered the four images and put the copper wine bottle wrong, why did he come to persuade me!

??absurd.

??Xiao Kuan had endured the pressure he shouldn't have endured at such a young age, and this time he also froze and did not give in.When he returned to the palace to return to his command, his father heard some minor changes on the way to sacrifice, and waited for the two of them in the queen's palace in advance.

?? "What's going on." Father Huang had just discussed with the officials for two or three hours, but he didn't look tired.

??Little Xiao Gu just went out the door.

?? but seems to be exhausted.

?? Dad saw his father, and blinked his eyes, trying to cover up what he was hiding, "It's nothing, it's just that Ah Hun has a bad temper."

?? I have a bad temper.

??The five-year-old Xiao Yu wanted to explain the matter of the wine bottle, but his father glanced over with a meaningful look.

?? He chose to shut up on the spot.

?? "Ah Hun has a bad temper."

??The emperor obediently responded, and took the queen to the inner hall. His voice gradually faded away, "He is young, and it will be fine when he grows up."

?? Yu Luo is a little sad.

?? When he was pregnant with Ah Hun, he said that he would give birth to an excellent prince for brother Lin. The system clearly told him at the beginning that he was pregnant with a decent new protagonist with strong luck.

But looking at the gentle and elegant brother Lin in front of him, and thinking about his cold son today, I was once again confused——

??Which of you is the protagonist and who is the villain?

??Unbelievable.

??The system made a mistake.

?? But think about it, Ah Hun is really young, only five and a half years old.It's normal for a child to have a bad temper, willfulness and ignorance.

?? Soon Yu Luo's unhappiness dissipated in Shunmao again.

?? Even went to make his son's favorite dumplings at night.

?? Dad is ready to make dumplings for himself, and he chopped the stuffing himself. The prince's dissatisfaction during the day soon disappeared, and he ran to the small kitchen with a book in his hand to listen to his father coaxing Dad.

?? "Father, I was too anxious during the day today."

??"oh……"

?? "South Vermilion Bird, West White Tiger, Dad always remembers these two directions in reverse, so you must remember them next time. As the saying goes, knowing a mistake can make a big difference..."

?? Xiao Kuan's words stuck in his throat.

??Watching helplessly as Yu Luo decisively added three spoonfuls of white stuff to the minced meat.

?? "Daddy, that's sugar."

?? "Ah, is it sugar?"

?? Yu Luo panicked, staring at this pot of minced meat that had been chopped for an hour in a daze.

??The prince said weakly, "Sugar is coarser, and salt is more refined. Dad, why can't you tell the difference between the two... You really can't tell the difference, why don't you taste it first."

?? Before the voice fell, I actually saw the Queen raise her hand to pinch the ball of raw meat covered in sugar and put it in her mouth. Xiao Yu jumped up and pressed his hand, "Daddy, this is uncooked. !"

?? "Didn't you say you want to try it?"

??Xiao Huan pointed at the sugar cup, "Daddy, can't you try the ones here? Do you have to taste the ones added to the meat?"

?? Yu Luo was depressed.

After tasting it, he found that Ah Hun was right, it was sugar, not salt.

?? After chopping the minced meat for an hour, it was all wasted.

??Seeing that Father's eyes were turning red, Xiao Yu didn't know what to do. At this moment, Father came to the palace. As soon as he stepped into the small kitchen, he heard Ah Luo say very sadly, "I am It’s not like you can’t do anything well…”

?? "I just want to make you a bowl of dumplings."

?? "I don't know why I put it in sugar..."

?? Lin Ji carried A Luo off the stove in the small kitchen, smelled the minced meat in Yu Luo's hand, "It smells so good."

?? What is the use of incense, added sugar.

?? It's not meat slices, and it can't be washed with water.

"It's not a festival, what kind of dumplings are you eating?" Lin Ji weighed the portion of the minced meat, and pecked Yu Luo's cheek, "How about some sweet and sour osmanthus meatballs? The cook in the hall has prepared other ingredients, and he will teach you how to cook them, which are more delicious than dumplings."

?? Yu Luo's eyes lit up. Sweet and sour osmanthus meatballs are also his favorite dish. They are sour and sweet, very delicious.

?? But after all, it is for the prince to eat.

?? He hesitated and asked the prince: "Ah Hun, do you like to eat?"

??Of course I don't-like-like-

??I don't like sweet things at all. It's been five years. Haven't you noticed my taste?

?? Am I biological?

?? Lin Ji hugged A Luo, and glanced at the little prince lightly.

?? Xiao Kuan nodded with difficulty, "I like it."

?? "Great, I like it too!" Yu Luo cheered happily.

??作者有话要说：感谢在2021-09-1018：26：30～2021-09-1102：26：55期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

??Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: Kaka 1;

?? Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Floating Life Without Desire, Yiyi kirakirana 1;

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