my lover is not human

Bai Ze Divine Beast, born between the heaven and the earth, understands the emotions of all things, knows the appearance of all ghosts and gods in the world, is the most knowledgeable divine beast in the world, even the emperor of heaven respects him three points, but some people are ignorant and ignorant.

At first, Yin Zun didn't recognize the person in front of him as Liu Guang flying back from the Heavenly Palace, but he was stunned by the appearance of the celestial being, so he leaned forward and asked, "Have the Xian family ever seen a beast?" God came from the sky?"

The man's voice was cold, and his face was indifferent: "Why are you looking for him?"

As the emperor of the underworld, he knows how to make progress, and when he sees people taking care of him, he immediately reveals his true nature, and said with a smile: "I still need a mount, I just saw it, so let's take a look."

This person is wearing an ink cannon, silk satin, the triangle is rimmed with gold thread, and a strange totem is printed on it. He has an extraordinary handsome face, black hair and black eyebrows, but a pair of ocean-like sea-blue eyes, deep and translucent. , with stars in his eyes.

Bai Ze took a look around and saw the unicorn ring on his thumb, so he guessed his identity.

Underworld Emperor Yin Bottle, his real body is the ancient black unicorn, the unicorn is an auspicious beast, which can ward off evil spirits and prevent disasters, but this Underworld Emperor acts impetuously and does whatever he wants, as long as it does not bring disasters to others, it is a blessing.

After staring at him for a while, the man whispered: "I am also a mount, so it is useless."

After speaking, he turned and entered Bai Ze Hall.

Yin Zun froze outside the hall, looking at the snow-white wing feathers behind him that he hadn't had time to retract, suddenly realized, and then raised a corner of his thin lips in an unclear way.

According to the legend in the human world, the unicorn is indeed the mount of the ancient gods. The next day after being turned away, there was a black unicorn in front of the Baize palace in Tiangong.

Bai Ze didn't know that Emperor Hades had guarded the gate for him, and with the black unicorn guarding it, the idlers who came to pay a visit couldn't enter, and he was much cleaner.

He originally lived in the Kunlun Mountains, was invited by the Emperor of Heaven to give lectures, and was confined to this palace. Although he did not restrict his freedom, he would be searched by people all over the place for a day. The best place is the human world, where no one bothers you, and you can be clean for a year and a half if you go there once.

He hasn't left Tiangong for a long time since someone guarded him outside the hall.

It's just that as time went by, the gatekeeper was unwilling to be lonely, and even the servants who served in the palace were prevented from entering. If he needed anything, he could only come out to get it by himself.

The Underworld Yin bottle outside the hall has a lion head, antlers, tiger eyes, moose body, and dragon scales. It is completely black, covered with golden dark lines, and its sea-blue pupils are shining with stars. Seeing people coming out of the hall, they leaned close to them .

"You are willing to see me."

As soon as the thick antlers touched the man's waist, Qilin's figure quickly grew up and turned into a man, embracing the slender body in his arms, breathing together, and looking at each other.

Bai Ze didn't dodge or dodge, but he didn't say anything.

Thinking that he was acquiescing, the vulva pressed against his lips, but suddenly froze in the air, watching the person withdraw from his arms, he was leaning on the person's shoulder, lost his support, and fell to the ground.

"Emperor Laoming will take care of the palace for me, and I will take my leave."

He left far away, and half a quarter of an hour later, the confinement of his body disappeared, and Emperor Hades got up from the ground in embarrassment.

Holding the man's snow-white feathers in his hand, he followed the direction pointed and followed closely.

Compared with the ruler of the heavens, the ruler of the underworld is even more difficult to deal with. No matter where he goes, that person will come to him within a short time. He drives the ghost soldiers, and the ghosts of the human world are everywhere. He messed up the laws of the human world, acted more unscrupulously than the people in the Heavenly Palace, but he was also a ceremonial person, and he didn't disturb anyone he found, so he leaned on the nearest place and looked at it openly. .

Bai Ze's life in the human world is simple, with a book, a cup of tea, and a wooden table. When he is interested, he will talk to the children about it.

Yin Zun also clings to him from time to time, when the surroundings are quiet, he stares at the people reading, when the surroundings are busy, he turns into a human form, mixes with the crowd, asks about ghosts and gods in the human world, or... Molesting good women, in the end it is more difficult This person who often stays in the human world is even more familiar.

"What you said that day was wrong. If you can do it yourself, a mount is still necessary. Seeing that you are so tired going in and out of the Heavenly Palace, why don't I use this seat as your mount?"

The Bai Ze Divine Beast can imprison the space, but it cannot travel freely. Compared with him using his wings to enter and leave the Heavenly Palace, the speed of the Black Qilin is indeed beyond his reach, otherwise he would not be followed everywhere.

Later, whenever he left for the Lower Realm, or returned to the Heavenly Palace, there would always be a black unicorn with a tiger head and a tiger brain in front of him, insisting on carrying him on his back, otherwise he would block his way. Bai Ze sat there a few times, not very comfortable , and couldn't hold him back, so he stayed in the Heavenly Palace all day, not going down to the realm.

Naturally, Yin Zun entered the room and entered his temple.

All study couch, no other decorations, the white jade palace crown looks magnificent from the outside, but the inside is simple and messy, as boring as his whole person.

If there is a shortage of servants in the God and Beast Hall, Emperor Ming will do it for him. He paints and runs calligraphy, and Yin Zun grinds ink beside him. When he calms down to read a book, Yin Zun sits opposite him and looks at him. When he is tired, there is always someone to accompany him. Tired of being idle, Yin Zun teased him with ghost stories he had heard in the human world, but he didn't know that the stories in the human world were actually spread among the common people when Bai Ze went down to the world.

The palace slaves in the Baize Palace were too strict, and the immortal family who came to ask questions were turned away. It was still unknown because the Lord of the Underworld was a guest in the palace, and later because the Emperor of Heaven sought Baize to discuss important matters, he was in the palace. Ri got hit.

The Emperor of Heaven couldn't control him, so he let him go too, but the news of Emperor Hades staying in Tiangong spread, disturbing the hearts of all the gods in Tiangong.

"Someone in the Golden Palace said again that they want to drive me back to the underworld, why don't you go and intercede for me?"

Bai Ze's voice was as cold as ever: "Eavesdropping on the deliberations of the gods is a more serious crime."

On the same bench, the two sat next to each other, leaned against the Yin bottle, and said with a bitter face: "You are so cruel, I have been enslaved by you for thousands of years, and you are so troublesome."

Bai Ze glanced at him angrily, then stared back at his book.

If calculated in terms of time in the heavenly realm, he has stayed here for less than a year.

The enchantment outside the golden hall of Tiangong was removed, and it was deliberately let them listen. What was discussed in the palace these days was all about Emperor Hades staying in Tiangong.

He talked about that person, but he was fascinated by eavesdropping. Yin Zun was just leaning on his shoulder. In the past, he was either pushed away or immobilized, but today there was no reaction. Underworld Emperor grinned , leaned on it firmly.

Bai Ze lowered his head, and he turned sideways, with a slight distance, a two-foot-long bone flute appeared in his hand, one end rested on the man's jaw, and he pursed his lips and said, "You're so engrossed, but are you thinking of me?"

Surprisingly, he didn't deny it, he just looked away lightly, and Yin Zun hugged him into his arms, but he didn't see him break free.

He hugged him carefully, since he didn't go down to the world, he never felt such a warm feeling again, he didn't dare to cross the line, the fat jade like a person in his arms was hard to find in this life, he was afraid that it would shatter if he touched it.

He finally returned to the underworld, and jumped back within half a day.

The barrier of the Heavenly Palace couldn't stop him, and the servants of Bai Ze Palace couldn't stop him even more. They didn't stay for long, but they went back and forth frequently. Even the god who restrained him by the rules of heaven couldn't stop him.

The Emperor of the Underworld is also a god, and Bai Ze knows the most about ghosts and gods. The Lord of the Underworld visits the gods and beasts to ask lessons, and no one dares to say anything.

Bai Ze let him do what he wanted, but every time that man went back, he would pass through the Hundred Gardens first, and when he entered the palace, he would always be covered in the fragrance of flowers, turning the entire palace of the beasts into another Hundred Gardens.

"The gods in the heavens are all petty, and if you pick a few flowers, you have to go to the Emperor of Heaven." Zou Hanmei put it in the study room where the person often stayed, and when he turned around, he saw the person under the bookshelf holding the book and flipping through it again, and walked around from behind. Hugging him, complaining: "Is this book prettier than flowers?"

"Ah."

"Then it looks better than me?"

"..."

His warm breath was at the base of the ear, Bai Ze turned his head to look at him, and he kissed him, taking advantage of the situation, but Yin Zun didn't let him go, and suddenly thought: "Will you follow me back to the underworld? "

Bai Ze paused, then raised his head: "Why?"

"So I can see you whenever I want to see you."

"..."

Seeing that he shouldn't, Yin Zun said again: "I promise you to come and go freely, wherever you want, and no one will disturb you, okay?"

"You don't follow either?"

"That won't work." He said firmly.

"..." Bai Zefu lowered his head again: "No."

"Why?"

"It's boring."

"..."

Glancing at the bamboo slips and classics, he secretly thought that it was really boring to be with these all day long.

Yin Zun returned to the Underworld, and the Underworld Emperor, who could occasionally catch a glimpse of him, disappeared for several months, but was found by his subordinates, and was imprisoned in the Underworld. The heavens fell in love with a god, but people were unwilling to follow him.

"Perhaps they didn't take a fancy to you." The ghost guard comforted in a low voice.

"False words, this seat is in charge of the underworld, how can he not look down on it?"

King Yan Luo passing by held a thick document, and said clearly: "If you put more effort into dealing with the important affairs of the underworld, maybe that person will come down with you after reassurance, otherwise after committing herself, the underworld changes hands, and she can only follow along You eat and sleep in the open, and live hungry."

With a cold accusation, Yin Zun watched Yan Luo Wang from far to near, and then from near to far, picked a flower and threw it over, and it landed firmly in the man's hair.

Yan Luo Wang ignored it, Yin Zun looked at the flower, but his eyes lit up, and disappeared in the underworld in a blink of an eye.

The palace of Baize was quiet for a few days. After the invitation was rejected by that person, the Yin Zun never came. The servant boy in the palace of Baize went out to find out the news, saying that Emperor Ming had been walking a lot in the Hundred Gardens recently and got flowers. So he gave gifts to others everywhere, and he was friendly, and no matter how often he stayed in Tiangong, there would not be so many voices of opposition.

He entered the Baize Palace in a grand manner, and no one used the rules of heaven to drive him back, but the meaning of presenting flowers was always misunderstood.

That day when he came back from the human world, a fire broke out between the ears and temples. On the stone couch made of ice and jade, the curtains hung lightly, the clothes were scattered, and two figures on the couch entangled each other.

When Bai Ze came out of the room, the palace slave who was supposed to be guarding outside the hall came to their room at some point, lowered his head and said that there was someone outside the hall begging to see him.

A person appeared behind him, Yin Zun took him into his arms, and directly vetoed him: "No, I'm going to send him away."

The palace slave said: "I'm here to look for you."

Bai Ze remained motionless, pushed him and turned around to go to other halls.

Outside the hall is a little god who received flowers from Emperor Ming, took newly brewed honey wine to thank Emperor Ming for his gift of flowers.

Which flower god sent new flowers today, and which god gave a handmade object tomorrow. The owner of Baize Temple is cold-tempered, and he doesn't care if those who show love don't enter his hall. He didn't like to see the people who caused these troubles.

"That flower is used to buy people's hearts. I didn't provoke anyone. Why don't you believe it?"

Underworld, who was locked outside the palace door, patted the door frame to explain, and the man's muffled voice came from inside: "I don't believe it."

"Then you open the door."

"..."

There was no movement again, and Yin Zun stood outside the hall crying and shouting, but no one answered.

Bai Ze sat calmly in the hall and flipped through a book. Two days later, there was no movement outside the hall, so he didn't care.

Yin Zun didn't have that kind of thought, he believed in it, but his noble status was a great temptation to others, if he threw a branch, someone would hold on to him, and that person would stay in this Heavenly Palace for a day. , he couldn't be quiet for a moment outside the Bai Ze Palace.

His original intention was to give him time to deal with the troubles he had caused, and he didn't want that person to leave for several months and not return. When he reappeared, he brought a hundred thousand ghost soldiers and came to heaven... to beg!

It came with great momentum, but failed to return as expected.

This feat of Emperor Hades is regarded as a provocation to the heavens, and all the gods know that the divine beast Bai Ze was invited by the Emperor of Heaven after repeated requests. , making such a request at this time is like insulting the majesty of the heavens.

For a while, Emperor Hades's simple courtship turned into a tyrannical plunder. He said that the underworld was unwilling to submit to the heavens, and wanted to seize the three realms.

The Underworld didn't know what the Yin Zun wanted ghost soldiers for, so they only sent one hundred thousand ghost soldiers. The Underworld Emperor was blocked outside the main gate of the Tiangong, and such small favors as gifts of flowers, after all, can only be bought by little gods with little ability, without making irresponsible remarks That's all, as for those who don't want to see him, there are still a few.

He was forced to act, and those people took the opportunity to confirm his charge of rebellion. The gods of the heavens were defeated, and then the emperor of heaven made a move, sacrificing the ancient artifact Haotian Pagoda, trying to destroy the gods of the emperor of the underworld. The blue light in Ze Temple was shining brightly, and it went straight to the back of the Emperor of Heaven. The Haotian Tower lost its divine power and fell to the ground with a bang. The Heavenly Palace shook, and when the smoke and dust dispersed, the dying Emperor Hades disappeared, and the Emperor of Heaven was seriously injured and fell to the ground. Unfortunately, most of the [-] ghost soldiers were wiped out, and the gods of the heavens also suffered heavy casualties.

Then, within half a day, the Heavenly Emperor was seriously injured and went into seclusion. He noticed that the strange gods of the Underworld attacked the Heavenly Realm and nearly overturned the entire Heavenly Palace. , There have been secret wars for thousands of years.

Inside the broken incense stick, Yin Zun listened to Yan Yi talking about something that happened thousands of years ago, bowed his head in thought, and fell silent.

After a while, he looked up: "That's it?"

Yan Yi glared at him: "What else do you want?"

"No promise."

The dignified Underworld Emperor's spiritual consciousness was broken up, and none of his subordinates could even avenge him!

Yan Yi snorted coldly: "You are promising, go beg for a kiss and play with your life."

"..."

Yin Zun glanced at him and changed the subject: "Where did the flowers at the end of your eyes go?"

Yan Yi glanced at the front desk, seeing Yun Zhe naked who was mixing drinks.The flowers on the exposed back of the hand are alluring, Yin Zun finally noticed the other of the two people who were tired of being together before, stared at it for a while, then turned around and glared: "You also asked for a heavenly partner? Urging the throne?"

"Don't usurp the throne, resign."

"Delusional."

"..."

Seeing him staring in the direction of the corridor, Yan Yi lowered her head and took a sip of her wine, then paused and said, "He said he could save you, let us retreat."

Knowing who he was talking about, Yin Zun remained silent.

He didn't know what he wanted at the time, so he only brought one hundred thousand ghost soldiers to propose marriage, because he was afraid that the man would refuse, it would be too shameless, and the man was in the Heavenly Palace at that time, it was impossible not to get news, but he refused to come out to take a look, it was inevitable Too ruthless, and later the Emperor of Heaven relied on the divine weapon in his hand to kill him with one blow, but he took the risk of injuring the Emperor of Heaven in full view.

After thousands of years of waiting and waiting, this inn connected to the three realms is just to give shelter to the underworld under the eyes of the Emperor of Heaven. If this kind of heart, such affection, is for him, why did you refuse to go with him in the first place?

The more he thought about it, the more unfair he became, and he disappeared in the lobby on the first floor.

A few hours later, the boss finally came out of the library. He lowered his head and saw a miniature black unicorn curled up outside the door. Seeing his sea-blue eyes shining brightly, he asked suspiciously, "What's the matter?"

Yin Zun got up and rubbed against his leg: "How about I carry you to Tiangong?"

The boss lowered his eyes: "What are you doing?"

"revenge."

"Do you still remember the grievances from thousands of years ago?"

Yin Zun raised his pitch-black head, "Of course, I'm not a gentleman, I will avenge my revenge!"

The tea-golden pupils flickered, and he looked at him indifferently, and turned around after a while: "You are a vagabond."

Yin Zun was startled, and quickly turned into a human form and chased after him, "I am wronged, Lord Bai Ze, although I am romantic, I am by no means a prodigal son. I treat you with the world as evidence, and I will guard you like a jade for thousands of years. You doubt me so much, it really makes people feel heartbroken, heartbroken and heartbroken..."

"How are you doing?" The person in front couldn't bear it anymore, stopped and turned around.

Yin Zun hadn't finished uttering the newly learned words when he bumped into those tea-golden eyes. He couldn't ask what he should ask, so he could only pull him into his arms, and raised his jaw with his fingertips, seeing that he didn't refuse. , then leaned over and kissed her.

Hailan's pupils stared unwillingly at the pupils close at hand, seeing that those eyes were also tainted with love.Desire, I closed my eyes with peace of mind.

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