Spring wasted

No one accompanied Liang Chi to the film and television festival awards ceremony, except for Cheng Che, who was already alone.

Cheng Che won't be going this year either. In previous years, he accepted the award on stage, and Cheng Che planned how to set fire to kill people off the stage. This year, both of them knew that they were going to break up, so let's save each other's face.

Liang Chi tidied himself up. Cheng Che still did his job well. The stylist and makeup artist he had hired in advance, and the borrowed suits arrived at Liang Chi's apartment in the afternoon. Liang Chi took a look at the suits, which were out of season. Out-of-season suits match out-of-season stars, and they go well together.

The stylist was conscientious. After all, no matter how old Liang Chi was, his face and figure could still be pulled out, and he could still create a radiant appearance by tidying up whatever he wanted.

It's just that this brilliance has to be maintained by himself, unlike those really popular stars, who are consciously or unconsciously exuding a sense of pride in their gestures, no need to pretend, Liang Chi has experienced it before, just because he has experienced it, I also know how much effort I need to spend now to barely create a shell of bluff.

Fortunately, after tonight, he no longer needs this shell.

Arriving at the red carpet almost on time, the photojournalists with long guns and short guns have almost dispersed, the sign-in board is full of names, all the stars have entered the venue, and the red carpet host is still greeting the last few Artists, including Liang Chi.

Although he didn't care that much, he still wanted to avoid embarrassment and those red carpet questions with malicious intentions. At the last moment when he entered the venue, no one came to talk nonsense to him, even the autograph was avoided. The staff urged the last few Individuals entered the infield.

The usher took him to his seat, which was in the back row as in previous years, and now there are fan-shaped small sofas under the stage of the awards ceremony. Liang Chi looked around at the people sitting with him, He didn't recognize them at all, but he could guess their identities. They were all [-]th-tier young artists and newcomers forced in by various managers to see the scene.

He, Liang Chi, a veteran artist who debuted for seven years, a former top idol, now sits with newcomers who he doesn't know, this downhill life really doesn't stop for a moment.

But all the [-]th-line artists recognized him, which made it even more embarrassing. Several boys and girls sat together, nodded and smiled at him, and called "Hello, Teacher Liang", Liang Chi was very polite. Nodding his head and bowing his body counted as a response.

A few little girls who were far away began to bite each other's ears, and their eyes drifted to Liang Chi's side from time to time. Liang Chi just pretended not to see, and he knew what they were muttering with his toes. Oh, you have seen him play Lei No film, oh my god I'm going blind, it's scary... why is he here?Don't you know, besides the "Golden Magnolia" award, there is also the "Golden Toilet" award, who will compete with him when he comes...

Liang Chi shook his head, sat upright on one end of the sofa, breathing evenly, calmly.

This year's awards show has a new host, who turned out to be a talk show actor known for his poisonous tongue. Following the example of Americans, he started with an American-style talk show, including various popular film and television dramas and big stars. But on this stage, he obviously knew the thing about watching people order dishes, and he kept laughing, and put away all his poisonous tongue, but praised all the people mentioned.

This move was very effective, and the scene immediately became hot, and the audience burst into laughter, beaming with joy.

The winter night when the new year is approaching is the harvest night for these people.

Liang Chi remembered this person, He Jianren, not only because the homonym of this person's name fit seamlessly with his nature, but also thought that he had made fun of Liang Chi more than once in his performances, saying that he rose from fame like a roller coaster. Speaking of his hot-eyed acting skills, He Jianren is on stage right now, and he knows how to use words to make everyone laugh. Be cool, Liang Chi gritted his teeth, feeling a little bit unsatisfactory.

After a while, a little girl on the other side of the seat changed seats and sat next to Liang Chi. She looked at the stage for a while, then turned to Liang Chi and said, "Mr. Liang, I don't like this person very much."

Liang Chi was taken aback, but before he said anything, the girl said again: "This guy thinks he's talking about a pure-blood American talk show, but in fact he's used to being flattering, he has no stand or attitude, I look down on him. "

Liang Chi doesn't know why she said this to him, and he doesn't know who she is, but this girl is too courageous, and the water in the entertainment industry has only touched a little bit, so she dares to comment on people who are more popular than her so unscrupulously. So he kindly reminded: "Don't say that, his industry needs this, the underlying logic of comedy is to offend, it's nothing."

The girl curled her lips, her disdain was written all over her face, and she spoke more clearly: "Mr. Liang, I've heard what he said about you before, and I'm very upset. You're not a professional actor, so what's the point of not acting well?" Speaking of which, you were so awesome when you were in the boy group, why didn't he say a word? Besides, if a show sucks, can you blame the actors? Why don't the director and screenwriter come out and take the blame? I can't see him That kind of energy that will do whatever it takes to beat the flow."

This remark made Liang Chi dizzy and embarrassed at the same time. He quickly stopped the girl: "Don't say it, don't say it, he has the freedom to judge him, just like you have the freedom to judge him now, but if what you say later It would be too troublesome if it was photographed by someone with a scheming heart and posted on the Internet, and it would cause a fan war."

The girl was stunned and finally shut up. Although He Jianren is not an idol, he has tens of millions of fans, and his combat effectiveness is amazing. Liang Chi didn't want to get involved in the fan circle for no reason—his fans have long since disappeared. Yes, once a gangster is recruited, he can only come out and be tied into a hedgehog.

But he also felt a bit of warmth belatedly. He has become so confused these days, and there are still people in the circle who speak for him. It is already considered encouragement if they don't make fun of him.

So he said to the girl seriously: "Thank you." Then he asked her: "What's your name? Which company?"

The girl said: "My name is Bai Ge. I work in the same company as Mr. Liang, but we have just entered the industry, so Mr. Liang doesn't know me yet."

He also said: "I originally wanted to sing and dance, but now I don't have much work, and I didn't get selected in the audition. The company temporarily let me fool around in the crew."

Oh...it turned out to be a junior from the same company. Liang Chi was about to encourage her a few words, telling her to work hard not to act like a senior, when Bai Ge suddenly asked, "Mr. Liang, what about the web drama you acted in this year?" I was approached before, and it was given to the second female lead, but then I was cut off and I didn’t join the group, but I read the book before and thought it was well written, how did it come out like this?”

Liang Chi was ashamed, are newcomers talking so unscrupulously now?After her repeated questioning, Liang Chi's calm heart finally felt a slight wave, and a faint pain swayed away.

Indeed, Cheng Che was about to sell himself and the resources he got in exchange for him were not so bad. It was indeed a period drama with a strong character at first. Liang Chi's second male lead was a tragic character. Although the storyline was bloody, it was still interesting He is full of enthusiasm and unforgettable. This kind of difficult role makes the audience worry the most and is the easiest to shine. At that time, Liang Chi felt that it was very possible that this role could bring him back to life.

However, however... this production team, which does not lack good books and reliable directors, lacks money. The producer has no choice but to accept an airborne female supporting role. A character that didn't exist originally was added, and the main plot was changed in a mess. Basically, she wanted to have a romantic scene with whomever she liked, and Liang Chi's character was not spared. The heart-wrenching Yi couldn't beat the male second, and just like that, he became a heartless stallion billowing like thunder.

In this kind of drama, whoever is not good at it, who is not good at this kind of character?

Liang Chi recognized it, time and fate.

Star-studded stage, the best actor and actress come on stage in turn, the best director, best screenwriter and best soundtrack... Everyone is happy, the most popular boys and girls dance on stage to add to the fun, and the award-winning independent singer-songwriter brings the latest masterpiece... …everyone moves up on their own track.

Liang Chi was suffocated by the question. He was stunned for a moment, and instead of answering Bai Ge's question, he stared at the bottles of wine on the low table in front of the sofa and said, "Do you drink?"

Bai Ge was taken aback, and instantly understood what Liang Chi meant. She nodded boldly and said, "Mr. Liang, do you want to drink? I'll drink with you."

On serious occasions of award ceremonies, most of the drinks are just for display, no one will really drink them, and there will be an afterparty after a while, that is the time for everyone to indulge in sensuality, not yet.

But Liang Chi couldn't wait, he thought he was prepared, but he still felt uncomfortable.

He called the waiter over to open the wine, ordered another bucket of ice, poured a light layer of whiskey on Baige and added ice, and poured half of the glass himself, the two of them touched each other, and then took a big gulp of the ice spirit, Taking another sip, the spirits rubbed across the esophagus and reached the stomach sac, the alcohol spread along the capillaries to the limbs and bones, Liang Chi gradually revived from the chaotic state.

Isn't he the king of bad movies, what's the big deal, he looked up at He Jianren at the side of the stage, and said to Baige, "You're right, he was never a thing."

The stage was full of singing and dancing, and there was a lot of noise. Hearing this, Bai Ge laughed loudly with Liang Chi. Liang Chi drank a glass in a few sips, poured himself another drink, and clinked glasses with Bai Ge again.

While he was still awake, Liang Chi received a message from Cheng Che: Don't drink, the awards ceremony is being broadcast live, and there is a special camera for the audience, I saw you, there is already an empty wine bottle on the table, you Drink too much!

After a while, he said: Don't get so close to Baige, there will be a lot of searches tomorrow, "Toilet Shidi can't do anything, but he's good at picking up girls", you control yourself.

Liang Chi frowned, why are you so annoying?He directly pressed the off button.

Liang Chi didn't pay much attention to what happened on the stage at the back. It was just an award presentation and a performance anyway. He and Bai Ge had a drink in the audience. Make faces and hold wine to clink glasses.

Three hours passed quickly, until the staff came to Liang Chi's side ahead of time to take away his wine glass, he understood that the familiar damn link was about to begin.

The lively and noisy scene was extremely quiet for a while, and He Jianren said with a narrow smile: "The following award has been in the limelight for the past three years. Without this award, everyone would have been unable to hold on at this meeting." Withdrew first, but since this award, everyone will wait until the end. As the old saying goes, a thousand people may have a thousand film kings in their hearts, but a thousand people will only have a toilet king in their hearts. Since the birth of this honor It’s a miracle that no disputes or objections have arisen, and the same person has won the awards in the past two years, I wonder if this is an award specially set up by the organizing committee for him...”

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

He Jianren paused and continued: "Guess everyone, who will win this honor that the people want this year?" He intentionally left a blank here.

The people in the audience burst into more laughter one after another, and many people looked back, with smiles of watching the excitement or mocking in their eyes.

Sucks.

Liang Chi's breath was full of alcohol, and he pointed a middle finger at the people looking at him.

The smiles of those people froze on their faces in embarrassment, and they turned their heads instantly.

Bai Ge was already drunk, and she belatedly tried to fix her middle finger, but Liang Chi stopped her by pinching her hand.

He Jianren obviously saw it on the stage, and he stared at Liang Chi sarcastically and went straight to the cue process: "The winner of the third Golden Toilet Award, please watch the big screen!"

On the screen is a carefully edited video, which is a collection of shots of him in this year's online drama. He smiled evilly, his eyes almost popped out of anger, and he said one after another frenzied thunder. man lines...

The audience laughed like crazy.

Liang Chi thought, the editing and organizing committee must have been merciful. Compared with the up owners of Xiaobozhan taunting his corpse, this film can only be called objective and fair. In the end, the shiny golden toilet floated In a circle, it turned into a few big characters glittering with golden light, and a rich background sound sounded: Liang Chi, the winner of the third "Golden Toilet" Actor Award.

Thunderous applause!The staff around Liang Chi gestured for him to get up and accept the award. Liang Chi picked up the wine glass on the low table, drank the last remaining wine in one gulp, stood up, straightened his suit and tie, and walked towards the stage go.

He was a little shaken, but he still walked to He Jianren's side. He Jianren handed him a gold-plated toilet trophy that was exactly the same as before, and a microphone. Liang Chi took it and said, "Good evening, everyone."

There was another stifled laughter from the audience.

He Jianren interviewed him seductively: "Mr. Liang, maybe I should call you Toilet Emperor Da Sanyuan now?"

Hahahaha... The audience burst into laughter.

Liang Chi was very self-restraining, holding the microphone and asked him back: "You are welcome, do you still want to say that the fourth and fifth blessings can also be booked in advance?"

He Jianren was robbed of the white, coughed lightly, and continued to taunt calmly: "Win three yuan in a row, how does it feel to be unmatched in the honor of the king of bad movies? Can you share with us?"

"You want to know?" Liang Chi tilted his head and said with a smile, "It's better to set up a selection for the bad guy in the talk show, then I guess Mr. He will understand."

As soon as the words fell, Bai Ge stood up and shouted in the distance: "Good proposal!"

She was drunk, but the nonsense on and off the stage made the audience laugh even harder. This year's awards ceremony was really exciting!

He Jianren's face darkened visibly, but as the host, he couldn't really mess around, so he rigidly cueed the process: "Please give an acceptance speech."

The audience fell silent, Liang Chi walked forward, lifted the gold-plated toilet in his hand, looked at the huge awards hall, and said, "I once had a dream..."

As soon as he opened his mouth, there was another maniacal laugh. Liang Chi seemed not to hear it at all. He continued: "I once had a dream, that all my hard work would bear fruit, and all my self-proofs would eventually be seen by others. This year is the It’s my seventh year in the industry and my third year as an actor, I used to think I was successful and arrogant, but now standing here, I feel that life is full of irony and accidents.”

The whole place went quiet.

"I admit that I don't have the talent to be an actor. This is an indisputable fact. I took up resources and polluted the eyes of the audience. This is my fault, but standing here today, as the king of bad movies in the big three yuan, I think I'm qualified to say something honest, I haven't figured out what it should be called, maybe it can be called, how the king of bad movies is born."

"When I was not as bad as I am now, but just as bad as most practitioners in this industry, I met a crew who was desperately rushing to work, and finished filming 85 episodes in two months. Time passes, the director is always smiling, has a good temper, never curses, and of course never teaches. In this group, I learned the whole set of skills to muddle through troubled waters. Five six seven, I stare when I am angry, and stare when I am sad. What is even more ridiculous is that the director said that I am not bad, just find an angle to shoot me the best look, and let me perform to my heart's content to show how handsome. When it comes to this, everyone should You all know what I'm talking about, yes, it's the show that made me win the Golden Toilet Best Actor for the first time, director Wang Qingshan, I'm talking about you, it's you, it took me only two months to comprehend the transformation from ordinary to ordinary. Rotten to the very essence."

"Maybe I'm extremely talented. Once I accept that it's really bad, I'll soon be able to be very bad. Let's say that this year's only drama I appeared in, I knew that I was brought in by someone to write the script, and the original main plot was messed up. , is still very cooperative without saying a word, making me crazy? Okay, let me undress? Okay, let me fall in love with this illogically and abandon that? Okay, I cooperate with all of them. Since all People don't pierce the emperor's new clothes. It's a bad show if you bite the bullet and don't pierce it. Why should I be an angry youth? I found that all people, except on the set and in front of the camera, acted badly at other times. He is a true movie king."

"Everyone present here, many of them are seniors whom I respect, actors, stars, directors, producers, photographers, screenwriters whom I have dreamed of collaborating with...Come, let us take a serious look at these award-winning works of yours."

"International actress Ouyang Fanghua, I would like to ask why you played a 45-year-old young girl at the age of 15? Your temperament is really good but I'm sorry, I didn't see the girl in your new film Unwilling to admit defeat, he only sees the inconstancy of the world and the unstoppable exhaustion."

"Best Director Xie Chong, hello, you are my long-awaited partner, but I'm sorry, I want to say that you have made no progress and nothing new in three consecutive films, you just repeated a story three times, Boring, really boring."

"Best Screenplay Cao Xueyang..."

Liang Chi suddenly found that the microphone was silent, and the audience turned from a terrible silence to a loud and chaotic noise. He Jianren recovered from the side and shouted: "Security! Security! Take him out! He's drunk and crazy !"

The security guards on both sides of the stage swarmed, surrounded Liang Chi, and walked out without saying a word.

"I'm not drunk!" Liang Chi shouted, waving the toilet trophy in his hand. The hard trophy hit someone, and a security guard covered his head bleeding... The scene became even more chaotic, and another security guard angrily punched Liang Chi. .

The toilet trophy in his hand fell to the ground, and he was kicked to the edge of the stage by messy feet. Liang Chi was furious and scuffled with a group of security guards...

No one came to rescue him, he was talking nonsense, the mad dog was attacking and biting people, everyone wanted to kill him, Liang Chi was dizzy, and there was only one last thought in his mind, it's fucking over, I will be the first A Shidi who was punched to death on the podium.

Suddenly a figure rushed onto the stage, tall and mighty. He landed on his hands and feet and overturned several security guards who were beating him. He dragged Liang Chi up from the ground and carried him outside.

Liang Chi was drunk, his eyes were bruised, but he could see a familiar outline through the slits of his eyes. He grabbed a corner of the man's collar and asked incoherently, "Li, Li... Chun, is that you?"

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