Settled in the sweet spot

He Zheng and An Xu are indeed not on the same channel. Captain He just wanted An Xu to dye his hair back to black. What An Xu thought was "normal" was to change to a color that was not eye-catching, so when he came out of the hair salon, his head changed from pink to black. Turned into light flaxen.

An Xu got upset when he saw the stuffed bear in He Zheng's hand. Which little girl would like such a hot eye color?He Zheng is afraid that he is not a straight man of steel.

He smirked and said: "Master, I would like to ask you to take me to the boss's house, but your bear is too eye-catching, look, do you want to find a place to store it first? "

He Zheng looked down at Xiong dully, then raised his head again, "Is there any? I think it's okay."

An Xu: "...just as long as you are happy."

So two men with an average height of 1.8 meters walked into a residential area under the leadership of fan Xiong He Zheng. He Zheng had just visited this neighborhood two days ago, so he took An Xu and stopped at the cake shop with familiarity. The boss's unit is downstairs.

An Xu withdrew his gaze, "Didn't you come to his house that day?"

He Zheng turned his head, his eyes faintly expressing that he didn't understand An Xu's meaning.

"Here," An Xu raised his chin and pointed to the big signboard of the chess and card room on the first floor in front of them.

"You didn't go in and ask the residents nearby? Mr. Team Leader, this case is very simple, but why do I feel that you are pretending to be stupid from the beginning of the investigation?"

Before he returned to China, he had read He Zheng's information. Captain He was not an ordinary person.

However, He Zheng still looked back at An Xu with that faint look, "I don't understand what you mean."

Still acting stupid!

An Xu pursed his lips, "OK, then let me do it myself~"

When they entered the chess and card room, An Xu asked He Zheng to sit while he mingled with the most lively group of aunts and begged them to teach him how to play mahjong. They are familiar with each other.

Look at Captain He, who is wise and mighty, straight shoulders, steadfast, and expressionless. He looks like a good-looking older mentally handicapped child, but he is still surrounded by the aunts at his table because of his outstanding appearance. Then introduced a circle of objects.

"The young man looks really energetic, where do you work? My daughter just graduated from college this year, I see you two..."

"funeral parlor."

The aunt who was trying to tie the knot shut up with one sentence, and then the next aunt picked up the conversation.

"It's the same wherever you work. Are you a local? Are you the only child at home? My aunt's niece is a forensic doctor. I'll give you her WeChat account. Maybe you..."

As the "cold king" admired by everyone in the special security team, and called "the topic terminator" by Tang Sancai, Captain He once again ended it with one sentence: "My family is in the mountainous area, two earthen houses, my parents are dead, and I like men. .”

"..."

Everyone at the table shut up, and when An Xu walked over with a smile, he heard the sound of mahjong rubbing and He Zheng's words "I like men".

He excitedly patted He Zheng on the shoulder, "Do you have the silver bracelet?"

……

He Zheng and An Xu turned back to the cake shop on Xinhua Road again. On the way, An Xu explained to He Zheng the "information" he had inquired from the chess and card room.

It turns out that the proprietress of the cake shop is a mahjong fanatic, but she always loses every bet. Everyone in the chess and card room knows that she has "stinky hands", but she still plays mahjong day and night.

An Xu also learned that the proprietress has two poker friends, a man and a woman. The three of them can play all day and night without stopping. Black face, this has also become the talk of the aunts in the chess and card room after dinner.

The proprietress passed away for no reason, and they didn't know the reason, but everyone knew that the woman was still playing mahjong in the chess and card room on the day of the accident, and one or two people heard her and the two poker friends discuss going out for a self-driving tour tomorrow, An Xu was playing cards while I also inquired about the temperament of the proprietress, and finally left with the joy of victory.

On the way back to the cake shop, He Zheng received a message from the Technical Investigation Department of the City Bureau. They processed the dead man's mobile phone and restored the original reset mobile phone. The chat records of the poker friends and the deceased.

In addition, the file office found the files of the couple and sent them to He Zheng. An Xu took a screenshot of the information he thought was useful, and stood in front of the shop owner while playing with the handcuffs that He Zheng carried with him.

Meeting the man's pretendingly calm eyes, An Xu gave him a relaxed smile.

"Two years ago, you were an excellent surgeon, but you were dismissed by the hospital because of a medical incident. You and your wife are very affectionate. She followed you from the far south to the north to run this cake together. After the store, your income has dropped a lot, and she is quite dissatisfied with this.

And she keeps nagging, your heart becomes more irritable, she starts to be addicted to gambling, and slowly you find that she has male friends with similar hobbies, and the three-person self-driving tour proposed in the chat group makes you explode.

But you were not willing to kill her, so you used your old skills to open the high-purity Yiyou fan that you stole from the hospital two years ago and put it next to your bedside.

Later, you and your wife had a quarrel because of the self-driving tour. You chose to sleep in another bedroom, but your wife did not notice the abnormal smell in the bedroom because of rhinitis, and finally died of poisoning. "

He watched the thin man's expression collapse little by little, and finally turned into a hideous look. An Xu smiled and threw the handcuffs to the man.

"Am I right? Did you call the police because you thought you were smart? Or did you treat us all as idiots whose IQ is not as high as yours, even if you can't see the superficial cause of death, you can't find out the result?"

The man's face was wrinkled, and he hung his face for a long time, and finally asked a question, "How do you know she has rhinitis?"

The words were quite sharp, An Xu smiled, "Even if you reset her phone, what's the use? The Internet has memory, and your wife's WeChat bill has a monthly expenditure for rhinitis medicine. Do you have any questions?"

An Xu said nothing wrong, the man had nothing to say, and asked An Xu to handcuff him in silence.

After sending him to the Public Security Bureau, An Xu asked He Zheng again, "How's the phone check of that male college student and this man?" He insisted that the two cases were related.

He Zheng was driving, "Technical investigation found that two people used VPN to log in to the external network at the same time, but the website was encrypted, and the browsing traces were erased in real time. They are still tracking."

An Xu nodded, and the two embarked on the same road home...

On a new day, all the members of the special security team arrived except for Tang Sancai. Before An Xu asked where the others had gone, when he went out to feed Sixi, he saw a "monster" coming in at the door.

The monster wore a white knee-length A-line skirt, patent leather belt and boots, heavy makeup on his face, and thick, wavy long hair. An Xu was in a daze for a long time, until the "monster" impatiently pulled off his wig, and he realized that Who is this person.

An Xu laughed, "Sancai, are you going to a nightclub to investigate?"

Feng Suizi came out of the room with a questioning voice, and said coolly after seeing Tang Sancai: "Long time no see, Caimei~"

"Cai your sister!"

Shen Long, who came in later, laughed endlessly, with his right arm resting on An Xu's shoulder.

"Boss and I in our group are too strong, Suizi is a girl, and our third master can't dress up as a woman. Xiaoshan is underage, and it is easier for women to go in than men to get news, so we have to let our charming and beautiful Caimei take the lead. oh~"

Tang Sancai was so annoyed by his own team members, he groped his body to find cigarettes, finally took out the lighter from his chest, bit the cigarette butt and said bitterly: "Damn, what I said is like a cannon fodder…"

An Xu wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and walked to Tang Sancai, "Don't worry brother, even if you are cannon fodder, you are the most beautiful one."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xie Xiaoshan walked out from the inside with a sigh of relief, and saw Tang Sancai as soon as he opened his eyes. An Xu turned his face and saw Tang Sancai immediately put on a wig, with bangs hanging on his head.

"Caimei" pinched her thin waist pretending to be coquettish, and cast her eyes at Xie Xiaoshan, a minor, with thick black eyeliner like two writhing worms.

"Little handsome guy, come and play~"

An Xu and the others cursed insanely in unison, Xie Xiaoshan was dazed before he could react, and was taken back to the house by Shen Long with the collar on his back. Feng Suizi cursed when he turned around, "Don't harm our big baby!"

Tang Sancai gritted his teeth, "Lao Tzu!!"

small theater:

An Xu: It's terrible to dress up as a woman. I can't dress up as a woman in this life.

He Zheng: I want to see it.

An Xu: I said it's impossible! [Fried Hair]

He Zheng: I want to watch [Lighting Cigarettes]

An Xu: I********

The author has something to say:

From the grilled cold noodles who were hunted down by An Xu with a 40-meter sword: An Xuxu will also have women's clothing in the not-too-distant future, don't worry, none of the ones that should have can escape hehe (run away)