Settled in the sweet spot

Tang Sancai's autobiography:

I, it’s me, no need to introduce, the most handsome boy in our group~

There is nothing to say, just tell me the story of me and Feng Suozi, that irascible woman.

I came first, and I have been in the orphanage since I can remember. I have a vague impression of my parents, and I remember a man beating a woman all the time.

Oh, I still want to take vegetables. The knife cut me, and then the woman hugged me, and I have no memory after that.

The little girl Feng Suizi was later than me, but she was more ruthless than me. I may have had shadows when I was a child, and I was afraid of being beaten, and I was very timid.

Oh, of course, it's just being a kid, it's not like that growing up.

Before Feng Suizi came, I never drank a single piece of fruit or a bottle of milk, but our orphanage had no money, because at that time there were two fat guys who were bigger than me and stronger than me and robbed me for food.

If I don't give it to them, they will beat me up, maybe because I had a dark face when I was a child, and no one played with me in the orphanage.

No one fights for me, they are the two who are the kings in the orphanage, so the apples and milk that they eat once a week are always taken away by those two fat people.

Hey why am I mentioning this?A hero doesn't mention his bravery...

Later, Feng Suizi came, and the "king" of the children in our orphanage changed hands.

Suizi was only 7 years old when she came, and I was 8 years old at that time, and the two fat guys were 11 years old, fatter than pigs.

It was another day of distributing apples and milk, and I hugged apples and milk in the toilet to prepare for a while, but was seen by two dead fat pigs without any accident.

The two of them were about to make a move when I suddenly heard this little girl who had just arrived ask nicely:

"Hey! What are you doing?!"

But why did she, a little girl, appear in the men's room? emmmmm we dare not say, we dare not ask.

"You are all so fat and you still grab other people's food?! Your faces are so big that they are almost like buttocks!"

... This sounds comfortable.

It's no loss that Feng Suizi has been so tough since she was a child.

"How dare you grab something from the little skinny black monkey?!"

I... What's wrong with me! !

Feng Suizi, a crazy girl, was a newborn calf and was not afraid of tigers, so she scolded the two big fat guys who were stunned.

When the two of them were about to beat someone up, I closed my eyes in embarrassment. I didn't expect Feng Suizi to pick up the mop used to clean the squatting hole in the toilet and directly hit the two pigs' faces, and successfully hit them!

While the "big and small king" was crying to find the teacher with the shit on his face, Feng Suizi dragged me out of the toilet.

From the first day she came, I found that she was very beautiful, the prettiest little girl in our orphanage.

But at that moment, I didn't really want this "yard flower" to hold my hand, because she was still holding the mop for cleaning the toilet a minute ago.

I remember it very clearly, and then we ran to sit on the swing in the yard, and she touched my nostrils with her hand

I:"???"

"It doesn't stink."

I thought so, and said so.

But she smiled at me and reached down to touch my face.

"Don't be afraid, if they bully you in the future, you will come to me."

I was very cowardly at that time, and I didn’t dare to look up when I was called “Beauty Save the Hero” by a beautiful girl. I was about to say thank you when I heard her call me

"Little skinny black monkey."

Hi, thank you so much.

It wasn't until we went to elementary school that we sat at the same table and sat in the back row that I didn't know why he and she went into the men's room that time. Suizi has a high degree of myopia inherited.

Cooperating with her to touch my nostrils is because I made a mistake when I opened my eyes...

Besides, the most beautiful female teacher in our school wrapped a scarf and covered her nose that day, and washed the faces of the two pigs who were crying loudly.

I had a good impression of that female teacher at the time, until I grew up a little transvestite (I didn't, I wasn't)——

I suspect that it was also the kind-hearted first teacher who always liked to wear beautiful skirts that influenced me at that time. Anyway, my first teacher didn't eat all day that day and just washed his hands.

Because of this incident, the children in the orphanage couldn't help laughing every time they saw the two pigs.

The big and small kings lost their former dignity, and they didn't dare to bully others with their shit-smeared face anymore. When they saw Feng Suizi, they even took a detour.

Because Feng Suiko came from another orphanage, our teacher seemed to know that this beautiful little girl had a rough life, so she didn't criticize her harshly for that incident.

In this way, she also became the most majestic king, and the whole orphanage surrendered to this blind blind man with both courage and beauty.

But even if no one robs me again, I still can't eat red apples and drink sweet milk.

In order to repay Feng Suizi for saving my life, I gave Feng Suizi both of my only gifts.

She likes to drink milk, and I only eat apples when I get tired of eating them.

(Actually, I feel that the little girl's puberty developed later, and the reason why her breasts are so big is due to me...

Cough cough, I mean give her milk to drink...)

Hey, if Tassel sees this, I'm screwed.

If we just talk about these, I don’t think the relationship between me and her is so strong. It was something that happened to Suizi later that made us two unique existences in each other’s lives.

In that era when we didn't know what desire was, we could see all kinds of people and things pursuing desire in the special occasion of the orphanage.

The orphanage gave out milk and apples again that day. In order to show my sincerity earlier, I finally actively queued up.

You must know that I have always been the last one to get things before. Those apples and milk are not too much and one is not too little, but I know that they will be snatched by the big and small kings in the end.

This is the same as the current Ant.Ant.Hua.Bei. I know that I will have to pay you back sooner or later, but I am willing to wait until the 9th.

Oops, it’s broken, did I not pay back the money this month...

But when I was the third to receive the apple and milk, I didn't see the king who would be offered to be number one before.

I went to the end of the line and the last person didn't see her. I went to the kitchenette, to the dormitory, to the playground, and to the table where I liked to squat alone before.

They didn't find her.

In the end, I went to the men's room where I was bullied, as if guided by a god.

In the corner where I was once blocked by the big and small kings to grab things, but was finally rescued by Feng Suiko who made a shining appearance.

I finally found the newly recruited male cleaner in our hospital who was blind, and Zhengqiang, holding her hand with a grim face.

Tsk, poor little girl, what would you do if I hadn't found this place on a whim.

I don't know how brave I was, anyway, when I slammed the glass bottle at his head, I knew that I might say goodbye to the old me.

The glass bottle shattered, and the broken glass and milk covered the man's face. I smashed the apple in my hand, which was redder than my face and bigger than my face, to his nose, and hit him right away.

Hey, I'm thinking we could be a baseball pitcher in the future.

Empty-handed, I grabbed Feng Suizi and ran out crazily. I took her to the nearest small classroom and locked it. Then I saw the king of the mountain who never put down his smiling face crying.

Such a beautiful little face, with tears hanging down like a mermaid dropping pearls, so when she grows up, she has permed her hair like a mermaid. I agree very much and sponsored her a perm fund of one thousand oceans.

Tsk, is women's money so easy to cheat?If I push an inch, it's only five yuan.

Anyway, she was crying, and I was confused.

It took me a while to dig out my trouser pocket. The orphanage would give each of our children a small handkerchief. I didn’t use it because I hated it was a kitten, but it finally came in handy today.

But the little girl was really sad, and the pearls fell out like money.

My courage rose like a tsunami from the moment I threw milk at the spicy chicken cleaner.

I also touched her little face like she touched my face at that time. The little girl's face was so pale and soft, I was immediately shy and retracted my hand politely.

"You went to the wrong toilet again."

I said something out of nowhere.

Then I heard her laughing with a snort, and my heart was relieved all of a sudden, it was still a good smile.

But she just smiled briefly, then cried again after laughing, I was at a loss until other teachers found us.

A lot of police came to the orphanage that night, and the male cleaner had already been sent to the police station.

The police uncles knew that we were all children without parents, so they came directly to ask us some questions.

Suizi is the most direct victim, and the police uncle wants to question her.

That was the first time that bird.beast wanted to take the little girl to vent its anger. I arrived in time, but the bird.beast didn't succeed.

But obviously he frightened Suizi. It wasn’t until the second day of junior high school that I found out that many brats handed her love letters. I realized that being too beautiful is sometimes a kind of trouble.

Heh, all those puberty little bastards want to date the prettiest girl, but I'm different.

I just want to protect the most beautiful girl who always calls me a little skinny black monkey forever. Whether it's friendship or family love, of course, if it can be love in the end, I won't refuse...

Tang Sancai wrote this self-report in his diary, and one day he opened his diary and opened this page by chance.

There is an extra line of wild and uninhibited words on it.

"I have read it, but my breasts have nothing to do with your dime." He also drew a pattern of a knife with a black pen.

Tang Sancai closed the notebook, "Damn stuff, it's nothing!"

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