Zombie Love Handbook

After returning home, Fang Yan threw two stones in his eyes into his mouth, planning to go out and get some more for snacks, as he didn't have many stones left.

Chewing the crisp crystal stone of Gabo in his mouth, he put down a big orange in his hand, and let the other party run wild in the house.

He unwrapped the bunch of fresh roses in his hand from the packaging, some were slightly damaged, but it was not a problem.Fang Yan carefully inserted all the roses into the previous vase. The full roses were squeezed into the transparent glass bottle. chunks of meat.

He doesn't know much about complicated home-cooked dishes, but he still knows how to roast meat, so he takes out the big meat and marinates it, then throws it in the oven, and just adjust the time.

When he finished roasting the meat, Wu Man just came to knock on the door. After sensing who the person outside was, Fang Yan glanced at the meat he had roasted, then at the person outside the door, and then glared. Eyes wide open — no way, he cooks for himself, and Wuman would come to eat, how hungry is he?

Fang Yan, who was protecting the food, didn't want to open the door, not to mention that there was Wuman, whom he didn't like very much, outside the door.

But in the end, Fang Yan opened the door. How to say this thing, he can't really shut Wuman out. What if the other party tells Jiang Yu that he bullies her, and boys always seem very displeased with girls. gentleman.

Wu Man, who had already sang "Little Rabbit, Open the Door" outside the door, laughed as soon as she saw Fang Yan, and then started to run the train with her mouth full, "Little Yanyan Rabbit has opened the door. I'm afraid it took so long to open the door." Have you met a bad guy, this protection is really good, it seems that Jiang Yu Mama gave our Yanyan rabbit a good command before going out."

Wu Man's words made Fang Yan stunned, and he subconsciously said, "Jiang Yu is a boy, not a mother." His expression was super serious, as if he was afraid that Wu Man would have a gender cognition disorder.

A little impatient because of waiting too long, Wu Man, who deliberately said this, couldn't hold back a "puchi" laugh, "Why are you so cute, no wonder Jiang Yu can get along so well with you."

Suddenly being praised for being cute, Fang Yan wrinkled his nose, "Are you here to eat? I roasted meat, let's eat together, but I will roast more."

Wu Man finally found out that Fang Yan's words are really super direct, the kind of directness that makes people unable to get angry is quite cute.

"I'm not here to grab a meal. Strictly speaking, I was specially asked by Jiang Yu to come and deliver the meal to you, but I feel that you will cook some food yourself, so I'll come here first to see if you have eaten."

"That's it." Fang Yan backed away a little, moved away from the door, and said politely, "I've already made it, why don't you come in and sit down and have something to eat together."

Wu Man almost couldn't help laughing again, Bao, your expression doesn't seem to welcome me in at all.

Wu Man was also very busy, so she didn't plan to go in. She was not as foodie as Fang Yan thought. She used to come here for a meal, and it was mainly for such a person. Now there is no need for it. She just stood at the door and talked to Fang Yan. Having said that, Jiang Yu will come back late, and Fang Yan will have to settle the dinner himself before planning to leave.

"Are you really not going to eat it? Then I'll give you a nectarine." Fang Yan looked at Wu Man's back as he was about to leave and asked again.

"No need." Wu Man waved her hand, indicating that she really didn't need it, and then, as if thinking of something, she fell back and said in a low voice, "How about asking you something while Jiang Yu is away?"

"Tell me." The other party not only helped Jiang Yu with the message, but also didn't grab his meal. Fang Yan planned to tell the other party as much as he could, no matter what Wu Man asked, as long as he knew.

"Fang Yan, do you like Jiang Yu?" Since the space here is not very private, Wu Man lowered her voice just enough for Fang Yan to hear.

Fang Yan didn't give an answer immediately after hearing the words, but asked: "Then what is liking?"

"Like is a simple and complicated thing. Why, Colonel Fang doesn't even know what kind of feelings he has for Jiang Yu?" Wu Man joked.

The answer Wu Man gave was too general and contradictory. Fang Yan still didn't know what kind of feeling he had to have in order to like someone.

He tilted his head and said deliberately: "Of course I like Jiang Yu."

Just when Wuman gave a look on my face that I guessed correctly, Fang Yan continued: "After all, he and I are best friends."

Fang Yanyou quietly made a name for her best friend, but Wu Man didn't notice it at all, she just smiled and said "I'm not talking about this kind of liking", she seemed to want to say something, but the communication It rang, and Wu Man was really busy, so she had to wave away, with the expression on her face that she probably regretted that she would ask Fang Yan such a question.

Fang Yan looked at the back of Wu Man leaving and blinked. Ordinary friends from college?Then why would he care about whether he likes Jiang Yu or not.

He thought about it for a while, and finally returned to his seat and thought while eating, and almost forgot what he was thinking when he finished eating.

Throwing the used dishes into the sink, Fang Yan yawned and harassed the cat. The orange cat was a little bit ignorant of Fang Yan, an uninvited guest, while eating cat food, but Fang Yan didn't hide when he rubbed its fur. He also let Fang Yan poke its ears and touch the tip of its tail. It can be said that it is a stray cat with a good temper, but when Fang Yan touched the orange cat's butt, the orange cat finally got angry.

Having been touched in such a private place, the orange cat's body stiffened, and it meowed, and its fur almost exploded. Fang Yan waved its paw towards it. There is always a place that the kitty doesn't like to be touched by people.

Fang Yan touched Da Chengzi's chin in apologetic manner, and coaxed: "Okay, okay, I won't touch your place anymore."

The little cat got angry, turned away, and lay down on the ground with its butt facing Fang Yan.

Fang Yan was very persistent towards the cute kitty, and then touched the other's head, comforting him: "Are you shy? Don't be angry, I didn't mean it. How about bringing you catnip tomorrow?"

The orange cat "meowed", and Fang Yanquan gave a high-five with his palm and the cat's pad when the transaction was successful. He felt that his hand was too big and the cat's paw was too small, so he replaced it with his index finger and the cat's paw. The meat pads touched.

Probably because he stayed alone for too long before, Fang Yan was very good at killing time, sleeping with the orange cat in his arms, and then staring out the window in a daze, it was almost six o'clock at night in a blink of an eye.

Fang Yan took out two eggs from the refrigerator, and found noodles from the kitchen cabinet. While boiling water in a large pot to prepare the noodles, Fang Yan fried the eggs in a pan at the same time. Fang Yan subconsciously made two servings. When it was time, Jiang Yu's share of eggs had been laid down.

He stared blankly at the egg noodles sprinkled with scallions. If it wasn’t for dinner time, he wouldn’t want to cook at all. The food he cooks is actually not delicious at all. Taste, but Jiang Yu would always finish eating it, and then complimented him with "good", but Fang Yan is self-aware, he knows that except for the better noodles with his own seasoning, the others are actually not very tasty, he is useless , still has to be raised by Jiang Yu, and even his personality is not very pleasing, will Jiang Yu hate him sooner or later.

Fang Yan, who was staring at the egg noodles in a daze, was a little autistic. After adding a lot of red oil chili pepper and millet pepper to his noodles, he slouched the noodles.

After Fang Yan finished cleaning the dishes, he took the orange cat to digest food after dinner. The orange cat who just wanted to sleep refused, but in the end he was hugged out by Fang Yan, who didn't understand cat language, and was very helpless. Lovely.

As soon as Fang Yan opened the door, he ran into a woman in her early twenties with two cute little balls on her head. The girl's clothes were a bit hip-hop. I don't know if she stayed up late for a long time or painted a smoky makeup. Anyway The eyes look dark circles, but the other party's facial features are exquisite, even with such dark circles, she is still a beauty that makes people's eyes shine.

"Hey, when did such a big handsome guy move in next door to me?" The ball-headed girl greeted warmly as soon as they met, her eyes fell from Fang Yan's body to the other party's cat calmly, and then moved back.

"Ah, hello." Fang Yan also took a closer look at the little girl in front of him, and felt that the other's clothes were really pretty. Of course, those two little tutus were also cute. Could this be the legendary loli.

"Oh my God, I didn't say handsome guy, you are too handsome. Before the end of the world, you are definitely the type that I dare not go up to say hello." The neighbor girl said with staring eyes.

"Why don't you dare to say hello to me?" Fang Yan was simply curious, he felt that he was easy to talk to, and he would definitely reply if someone greeted him.

She didn't expect to be asked such a question, so she sighed casually. The girl next door is a supernatural person. Not to mention other things, her self-confidence and face have increased a lot in the past year. She said "Hi!" Because I'm just an ordinary person, of course I'm scared when I see a handsome guy, I'm commonly known as an old woman on the Internet. Pity, a shy girl in real life dare not even look at a handsome guy, let alone chat."

Fang Yan didn't feel the other party's shyness at all, but Fang Yan still liked the neighbor's girl who spoke frankly.

"Is this your cat? There are not many pets in the base. Your cat is so cute. Can these ears be airplane ears?"

"I don't know, I think you are quite powerful, you are not an ordinary person." Fang Yanli came and went, and when others praised him and his cat, of course he had to praise him back.

"What kind of powerful method?" The neighbor girl was curious.

"Among the people I've met, your strength ranks among the top." Although Fang Yan didn't meet many people.

"Really, that's really my honor. Handsome guy, can you tell me what your name is? When did you move here? I've only been away for less than half a month. I didn't expect that I not only had a neighbor, but also a handsome guy."

"Fang Yan, what about you?"

"Qi Keke, probably my parents want me to be cute!"

"You are really cute."

"Wow, there are not many handsome and sweet-talking guys these days, are you going out to play?" Qi Keke was a little chatty, forgetting that there are not many girls like her who are familiar with her.

"Yes, my friend is out and may come back later, I'm a bit bored."

"My girlfriend is always going out and busy with various things, and sometimes she can stay away from home for two or three days." The neighbor girl has a deep understanding of this kind of boredom.

Fang Yan first thought that Jiang Yu would not come back for two or three days, and then realized that the girl was talking about his girlfriend just now, and said in surprise: "Girlfriend?"

"Ah, that's right." The neighbor girl didn't intend to hide it, she said very calmly.

"That must be a very good girl." Fang Yan first expressed his approval to another neighbor who had never met before.

"She's a nice, handsome girl. Are you bored? Would you like me to recommend you some good horror movies? I've been watching these to pass the time recently."

In the end, Fang Yan's family didn't make a success, and he was awarded several movies by Amway. The neighbor's sister was too enthusiastic. I just hope that the other party doesn't have such enthusiasm for Jiang Yu.

Fang Yan first found a movie strongly recommended by Qi Keke to watch, and put the orange cat on his lap to watch together. Fang Yan stared at the screen intently. With the addition of the sudden scene and background music on the big screen, Fang Yancheng was frightened, closed his eyes, and blocked the orange cat in front of him, but the music slowed down a little, and he still didn't forget to take a peek, and then continued to cover it with the orange cat, anyway, this is what Jiang Yu saw when he came back In the scene where someone is frightened and still does not forget to take a peek, it only shows that the movie is not scary enough.

"Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to sleep at night watching horror movies at night?"

Fang Yan was still in the body of the orange cat, and when he saw Jiang Yu came back, he called Jiang Yu in surprise, and then said weakly: "I can't sleep anymore."

Qi Keke, who can watch such horror movies with relish, is really a genius.

Jiang Yu came back with a dishwasher and successfully freed Fang Yan's hands. Unexpectedly, the kitchen left him a bowl of egg noodles.

Jiang Yu stared at the egg noodles for a while, and said, "Didn't you say that I came back very late? Why are you still cooking my portion?"

"By the time I realize it, it will be cooked." Fang Yan raised his voice slightly through a wall.

Jiang Yu picked up the chopsticks and stirred the lumpy noodles from the chopsticks, "Thank you."

Fang Yan, who was still a little scared by the horror movie, let out an "ah" and said in a low voice, "I have nothing to thank, the noodles are lumpy, why don't you come and give me a hand, and I'll make you a new bowl .”

"Why do you want me to come and give you a hand?" Jiang Yu was very good at focusing on the key points.

"Because my legs are a little weak now!" Fang Yan was very frightened and confident, although the orange cat seemed to be more courageous than him.

Jiang Yu came out of the kitchen and turned on a light in the living room, holding noodles and chopsticks, "Don't worry, I'll take two bites of this."

As soon as Jiang Yu sat down, Fang Yan, whose legs were still weak just now, quickly shrank to Jiang Yu's side. He looked at the face that was already horrible and even cold, "Why don't you eat it, it's already cold."

"Then I'll heat it up."

"I'll make it for you again." Yanyan stood up with weak legs and walked into the kitchen.

Jiang Yu ate the lumpy noodles. The noodles were already cold and not tasty, even unpalatable, but it was Fang Yan's wish anyway.

There was the sound of boiling water in the kitchen. It was a very warm feeling. After returning home, there would be a lamp, and the food left behind had always been his fantasy for the future. Although it was plain, the plain happiness was the most real. This will actually happen here in Fang Yan.

Just as Jiang Yu was a little moved, he heard Fang Yan say: "Jiang Yu, you'd better come to the kitchen to accompany me! I'm a little scared."

Jiang Yu: "..." Okay, it's too early to be touched.