Guardian sweetheart is Bumpman

"Sister, what did you and Nadeko do to make the bed collapse?"

"..."

Shut up, shut up, what everyone can see, Yameng, why do you say it so loudly?

why

No one noticed what happened to the bed just now, and it was completely blocked from the view of the people below. They only saw that the bed shook strangely for a while and then collapsed. up.

Well, the bed shook for a while

Children may not have too many ideas, but there are still adults standing in the audience.

For example, the homeroom teacher of the cubs, or Mr. Nikaido who came to join in the fun, all looked at the stage with subtle and dull expressions.

The reason for describing the expressions of the two people now is entirely because I can't find a specific adjective. If I have to say it, I can call it weird.

The cubs didn't know the meaning of the bed shaking like this, they just thought they could step on the bed dry, and the two people on it were really awesome.

Everyone was wowing below, only the two people who were involved realized what misfortune is.

If you want to live happily, please stay away from the prince

must

The bed is broken from the middle by the entire bed board and collapsed downwards, so now Nina Senya Mai is directly pressed on Nadeko's body, of course there is no scene in the TV series where the male and female protagonists will kiss each other as long as they fall to the ground together , the heads and bodies of the two people were tightly wrapped in sheets. If they had been quietly waiting for rescue, they might have survived the attack of the sheets, but

However, everyone may have been shocked by the fact that the bed would collapse. For a moment, no one came up to rescue them. In addition, Ya Mai, who was full of shame, wanted to get off Nadeko quickly, so she fought hard. Struggled desperately, but after the struggle, the sheets wrapped around the two of them only became tighter. In the end, the little girl rested her head on Nadeko's flat chest very peacefully.

Ah, so relieved.

"Nadeko-san, it's a bit uncomfortable to say that."

"If it's not good, Ya Wu-chan doesn't need to say it."

Fujisaki Nadeko expressed her refusal, but Amai continued to speak, "But lying on your flat chest, Nadeko, I feel very peaceful."

"..."

"Although it is very flat, it feels very safe."

Why do you always feel that this sense of security is weird? Do you want this sense of security for Ya Wu-chan?

Fujisaki Nadeko, who was lying at the bottom, had a look of lovelessness on his face. Forget it, he had predicted such an ending from the beginning, so he didn't feel anything. What else could he do? batte it.

Originally, I felt safe one second ago, but in the next second I started to feel a little suffocated. If I have to say it, it should be that the two of them were entangled in the sheets and the air was thin, resulting in some hypoxia.

"By the way, Nadeko, have you noticed that at least half a minute has passed, why no one came to rescue us?"

"I think they were probably too surprised to completely forget that the two of us were still in there."

Good guy, this reason is so plausible that she has no way to refute it.

Probably because he suddenly realized that his companion was still trapped in the bed, Bianli Weishi finally said weakly, "Should we help Fujisaki-san and Hinamori-san come out?"

"..."

Hinasenya Meng, who had been standing aside, opened her mouth, but finally chose to close it. Can she say that she just patronized surprise and completely forgot about it?

Sister I'm sorry Sister I'm really sorry for you

qaq

Yameng almost cried on the spot. She looked at her sister apologetically, but the other party patted her on the shoulder with a smile on her face.

"It's okay, Yameng. It's okay if you can't make an apologetic expression. Let's stop embarrassing ourselves. Your expression is very weird. I feel a little scared when I see it."

"..."

Well, the last bit of apology she has now is gone, no apology

After being rescued, the two cubs on the other side seriously reported to the teacher that the bed was too weak, and they should change to a firmer bed if possible.

In fact, they don't need to say, Teacher Xiaoniaoyou has already thought about making the bed firmer. After all, the shaking just now is obvious to all, and she just cares about one thing.

"Nadeko-san, Amai-san, you two"

She really wanted to ask what happened to the two cubs on the bed just now, otherwise why the bed that looked so firm turned out like this, but seeing the pure eyes of the two cubs, she thought it must be her own thinking Too much, probably because the bed is very flimsy.

"What's wrong, Teacher Xiaoniaoyou"

"No, it's nothing. I'll ask the classmate who pipes the equipment to make the bed stronger."

Teacher Xiaoniaoyou chose to give up in the end. What kind of bad intentions could the two cubs be so cute?

What she didn't know was what a certain prince with bad intentions guarding sweetheart is going through now. He has never shown any combat power since birth, but he has shown super arrogance and abnormality. At this moment, he is holding a sword The samurai chasing after him really fully embodies what it means to escape with your life.

"I'm just kidding"

"A dance wants to kill your heart is not joking."

The samurai who received the order did not care about any face at all, and they were very merciless in their actions.

Seeing that these two little guys had started to live and die at a faster speed, the other guardian sweethearts also joined in the fun, especially Xiao Lan, who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the fun, even held up her la la flower to cheer.

Originally, Xiaolan's cheering had no subject at all, just pure cheering, but after feeling Ya Wu's kind gaze, she added a subject in front of it.

"Come on samurai, come on samurai"

I'm sorry the prince, but under the coercion and temptation, she finally bowed her head like the powerful Yawu.

So far, the prince has completely turned into a legend fighting alone, but he is not worried about this problem. In fact, he can try to win Xiao Ao and the mecha to his side. After all, everyone is working hard to help Yawu realize his dream.

Whether Yawu's dream can be realized is not very important, what is important is that the prince wants to realize his own dream.

Just when the prince was already summing up the experience and lessons of this failure, Teacher Xiaoniaoyou was also summarizing the rehearsal. Generally speaking, everyone performed very well, except of course that the bed collapsed in the last scene.

"Xiaojima-san, who is in charge of the props, tried to reinforce the bed. If this happens again on the day of the performance, it will be regarded as a performance accident. Everyone should pay more attention."

Kojima Taro nodded seriously when he was named. This is his first time in charge of props, and he must complete the task satisfactorily, so after thinking twice, he directly abandoned the princess European-style bed. The seed bed looks very nice but not sturdy, it looks like he will have to find a more sturdy bed.

So after thinking about it all night, he brought his own prop bed to the two protagonists when he went to school the next day.

"This should be very strong, Fujisaki-san Hinamori-san, what do you think?"

Classmate Taro Kojima carried a camp bed that seemed to be of very good quality and placed it in front of them. The quality of this camp bed was so good that it felt like three people could stack arhats on it without any problems. It was different from ordinary camp beds. Like the iron bed, the four corners are all reinforced by metal, so there is no need to worry about whether it will collapse.

But then there is a problem, and it is a very serious problem.

"So every time I play Nadeshiko as Sleeping Beauty, I have to carry this camp bed on my shoulders and spread it out."

"..."

How should I put it, this is really very graphic, and I can even imagine the scene at that time. If this is the case, I am afraid that their class will be famous.

After hearing this, Kojima Taro looked up and down Ya Mai with very wise eyes, his eyes were so wise that he seemed to be looking at a mentally retarded person, "How is it possible, of course I want to turn this into a princess style camp bed .”

"..."

It's enough, it's enough, the picture of riding a horse is even more overwhelming, Ya Wu's whole body is almost exuding rejection.

And Nadeko Fujisaki, who needs to lie on this bed, has maintained a smiling expression from the very beginning, and he will not express any opinions or opinions on this.

That's it, just be happy

Of course, such an unaesthetic camp bed was stopped by Xiaoniaoyou in the end, she thought it was just not good.

"How can a princess sleep in a single bed? Two beds must be put together to form a double bed."

Nadeshiko with a blank face said that you are happy, I don't have any objections

After this rehearsal, Nadeko and Amai made some minor changes, and then the official performance began.

The bed is still the camp bed, but after being decorated, it looks very princess-like. The only thing other than the princess-style is that it is very strong. This time, no matter what, I will not experience the collapse of the bed again.

Yawu also made her own arrangements before going on stage. She asked the samurai to help watch over the prince, and if the other party made any miraculous moves, she would quickly stop this guy. This was a formal performance and could not stand the other party's fuss.

"Don't worry, Ya Wu, I will definitely keep an eye on him."

The samurai made a promise, which is a promise that bears on her samurai dignity, so she will definitely abide by it.

So when everyone was nervously performing on the stage, the samurai stared at the prince in full force, and even drew his sword.

"Hey, hey, samurai, don't be so nervous, I won't do anything at such an important moment, you have to trust me."

"It's better to believe in the mouth of a ghost than to believe in you."

The so-called man's mouth is a deceiving ghost, referring to a person like the prince. After being mercilessly attacked by the samurai, the prince snorted heavily, sitting aside with his arms crossed and his legs crossed. Prince Ben seemed angry now, but he obediently waited for the drama to end.

This time the official drama was completed pretty well, except for the fact that Mr. Xiaotiaoyou insisted on making Yawu in the last scene appear as a war-damaged prince in order to pursue lifelike perfection, which almost made Nadeko feel psychologically shadowed. No matter who Have a psychological shadow?

The prince who died without kissing the princess waited for the blood in his eyes and mouth to fall on the bedside of the princess. I feel that if this drama is a real event, the prince's resentment may be fully realized.

Nadeko, who kept her eyes closed all the time, didn't want to open them. She just had to open them and turn her head to see Amai lying beside her with eyes wide open.

"Ya Wu, why are you doing this?"

"I don't know why, but I think I feel resentment from the prince for not kissing the princess."

"Why do I think this is your resentment?"

After listening to Nadeko's words, the little girl smiled, stretched out her hand and scratched her hair when everyone was taking the curtain call, and looked a little silly, "Is it so obvious that I have realized it, hehe."

"..."

It's obvious, it's obvious, it's so obvious that it's almost a forced kiss.

However, Nadeko didn't pierce the other party's small thoughts, but just took advantage of her height and touched Ya Wu's head, "It's okay, the script revised by Teacher Xiaoniaoyou is not the real Sleeping Beauty story, and the prince and princess will be happy in the end live together."

"Well, but instead of letting the prince who came out of nowhere to snatch the princess away from the sky, it's better to let the princess be with the knight who has been protecting her."

"..."

At this moment Nadeko suddenly didn't know how to answer the other party's words, this is really a magical idea.

Rather than being with a prince who doesn't know him, it's better to live with a knight who has been protecting him. This is a very good choice for a princess who has been a political marriage partner since birth.

"Does Naya Mai-chan like princes or knights?"

"I like big guys in women's clothing."

"..."

Ya Wu wondered if it was her own illusion. After she said the big guy in women's clothing, she felt that the expression on Nadeko's face became a little stiff, and even her whole body stiffened.

"I, I seem to have something else."

Nadeko, who had always been very calm, seemed flustered, he turned his head and was about to turn around and leave, but Ya Wu didn't give him any chance at all.

"Nadeko Nadeko, why did you leave?"

Seeing that the other party was about to leave, Ya Wu, who wanted to share the secret with her good friend, directly chased after her. I don't know if it was her illusion, but I always felt that the back of Nadeko was running away.

No, you can't run away, as good friends you have to share secrets

He flees, she chases, they can't fly

"Nadeko, don't you think that a big guy in women's clothing is cute? In fact, if you have to say it, the big guy in women's clothing is my x."

"..."

This time, Nadeko accidentally sprained his left foot when going down the stairs, and he staggered to the left, but he still walked forward quickly. It was obvious that he didn't really want to talk about this matter with Ya Wu. thing.

Run

"Really, Nadeko, under the skirt, huh"

"I'm sorry Nadeko, don't care what my sister said just now"

Yameng, who appeared suddenly, directly covered Yawu's mouth, and forcibly dragged her away from Nadeko.

Terrible, this is really fatal.

Just now she saw Nadeko suddenly rushing down from the stage and her sister kept following behind, she felt something was wrong, out of distrust of her sister she had to follow, but the result was not much different from what she thought, and she felt that she was no longer Maybe my sister would say everything if she took the shot.

I beg my sister, calm down, they are still primary school students

In fact, Yameng's worries are completely superfluous. She can't add the identity of a primary school student to Yawu. When others are still staying in the shy, naive, blushing love of elementary school chickens, Yawu has directly risen to the atmosphere.

As a cub who was brought to Kabukicho by Uncle Shier, who was also surnamed Zenyuan, Ya Mai has completely evolved since then, at least in this respect, no one can compare to her.

So Ya Mai, who was covered by her sister, just watched Nadeko's hurried back getting farther and farther away from her, and finally even disappeared directly.

Well, today's Nadeko is so strange, she just fled in despair.

Soon the little girl discovered that it wasn't just a matter of running away. After that, every time Nadeko saw her, she would show a hesitant look on her face, as if she wanted to say something to her but couldn't. It looks like it can't be said.

"What's wrong with you, Nadeko?"

"No, nothing."

Look, it always feels weird.

But this strange situation didn't last for too long, Nadeko seemed to have figured out something, and after that, his attitude towards Ya Mai returned to the original state, no, no, it should be said that it was the same as before. Something is missing.

For example, Nadeko prefers to use her height advantage to touch her head, and also likes to look at her with a smile from time to time.

"..."

Fuck, so whether Nadeko is preparing for Dark Shark, why does she like to look at her and smile when she has nothing to do? This is quite unbelievable.

wait, don't you say

Ya Wu made some guesses. If I remember correctly, it seems that Nadeko's behavior became very different after she said that she likes women's big guys. Now she treats her like this. Could it be that the two of them like it? it's the same

So it's a stare at a rival in love and wants to get rid of her before the fight for the women's boss

Oh, is this the story of the legendary best friend who turned his face completely because of a man

The little girl brainstormed a lot, and finally gave her a thumbs up for her brain.

"I really admire my own brain when I step on a horse. If this is the case, Nadeshiko and I really deserve to be sisters."

"Ya Wu, I think it's better for you to be happy."

Looking at the notebook that Yawu used to record his brain holes, Xiao Ao could only give him a thumbs up.

Awesome, really awesome.

Children, especially girls, always have some unconstrained imaginations, and then write these imaginations in the book, and finally a novel full of Mary Su's atmosphere is born, and I will take out this book after a few years When writing novels, I am afraid that as the person concerned, I would dig out the entire universe with my toes.

It is obvious that Ya Wu is in this period at the moment, and she has no other hobbies, but sometimes she likes to write some shameful Mary Su novels based on the anime or TV series she has watched.

When other children have already practiced dancing for the public performance, some children still think that they can become a great writer of Mary Su literature.

That's great, this is the difference in quality, the key is that I am very happy, which is very outrageous

This is not the only outrageous thing, there is also that Nadeshiko will not show up in the imperial courtyard after school one day, and the behavior of several other people is even more strange.

The two sisters looked at each other, and they both saw suspicion in each other's eyes. In order to verify their conjectures, they finally chose to visit Nadeko's house.

As two guys who are both road idiots, of course Yameng is better than Biawu, at least under her leadership they can find Nadeko's home correctly.

Looking at the familiar building in front of her, Yawu clapped her hands happily, "Our Yameng is awesome, I applaud you."

"puff"

Ya Mai was sure that she seemed to hear someone laughing, and then she saw the so-called Nadeshiko's twin brother.

yeah twin brother

Man, this was so fucking surprising, the sisters even looked at each other.

Two people who are also twins can be regarded as having a very right to speak. The dragon and phoenix twins actually look so alike, except for their gender, it is better to say that they are the same person

Thinking of this Ya Mai frowning slightly and making a serious thinking movement, she is thinking about this matter very seriously, but after all, she said this kind of thing when she and this man named Fujisaki Nagihiko met for the first time, and it is very likely that she will treat the other party Scared, as expected, shut up.

Noticing that her sister seemed to be lost in thought again, Ya Meng frantically shook her head at the other party, hoping that the other party would notice her.

Sister, don't say any more strange things

Seeing her sister's worried expression, Yawu calmly gestured an ok gesture to the other party, and whispered to the other party's ear and said, "Don't worry, I won't say anything. If Nadeko’s older brother wears women’s clothes, he’ll be almost exactly the same as Nadeko, wait a minute, isn’t that a big guy in women’s clothes.”

"Sister, it's fine, can you not involve everything in this."

At this moment, Yameng felt that her sister might not be in a daze. Recently, the frequency of women's clothing bosses has appeared many times, which is too much.

"Oh, I'll shut up now."

The little girl quickly stretched out her hand to cover her mouth, nodded desperately to show that she would pay attention, and also quietly glanced at Nagihiko Fujisaki who was standing not far away, hoping that the other party had better not hear what she just said.

In fact, Nagihiko Fujisaki, who had already heard everything, silently turned his head to the side, trying not to let the two girls beside him see his slightly raised mouth.

Fujisaki Nagihiko said that he would pass it on to Nadeshiko, and if the other party had time, he would go to the two little girls.

"A little later, Nadeko will go to Amai-chan later."

"Ah, well, it's fine if Nadeko is too busy."

Yameng stood by the side and looked at the two people in a daze. Why did she always feel that there was something weird? There was also a subtle feeling

Soon the little girl's premonition was tested, and in the afternoon, Nadeko suddenly called her sister to go to the city center, saying that she had something to talk to her about.

Wait, what's with this feeling that something big is about to happen? Could it be that the legendary duel has finally begun?

No, rather than worrying about this, she was more worried about her sister going to Nadeko and the first thing she said was Nadeko, your brother wears women's clothing

"Don't worry, I won't do that."

"..."

After saying this, she was even more worried. If she hadn't had to look at Ya Shi, she might have wanted to go with him.

"Sister, can I trust you?"

"Sister, can you trust me"

So carrying Yameng's hope, Yawu went to the place agreed with Nadeko to attend the appointment by herself. In fact, she mainly wanted to apologize to the other party in person this time. After all, she patronized herself and talked without thinking about the other party before. feelings.

When she saw Nadeshiko from a distance, she almost gave him a kneeling knee on the spot, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Gotosaki Nagihiko smiled happily after listening to A Mai's explanation with a confused face, "I'm not angry with you, A Mai-chan, I won't be angry with you at all."

Saying so, he tilted his head and showed a gentle smile, stretched out his hand and rubbed the other person's head.

Oh huo

As expected of the good-tempered and gentle big beauty Nadeko

woo woo woo woo

Nadeko is so good why is Nadeko so good

"I really like Nadeko the most"

In the next second, Yawu happily put her hand on Nadeko's arm, stood on her tiptoes and kissed Nadeko's face directly. It can be said that she was confused by the other party on the spot.

Nagihiko Fujisaki with a confused face

what just happened

"Hey, those two sisters are kissing."

"It's normal for girls to kiss each other on the cheek."

Suddenly hearing voices coming from behind them, the two turned their heads at the same time and saw the so-called Detective Boys they had met before standing behind them.

Yo, we are old acquaintances, so we have to say hello no matter what happens at this time.

So Ya Wu raised her hand to say hello to the other party, but as soon as she raised her hand, she heard screams from behind.

"killed"

Murder on Pedestrian Street

For some reason, such a sentence popped up in the little girl's mind.

um, what is this