I'm the most ruthless and scumbag in the world [Quick Transmigration]

First he was startled, and then the back of his head was clasped in his arms by a big warm and dry hand. Lu Anran breathed a sigh of relief, and moved a few times in discomfort as if complaining. Lie down in a comfortable position: "Didn't you go to eat? Why are you here?"

"..." I am ashamed to say that I have been waiting downstairs for a long time because I was worried that he would be abducted. Naturally, I had a panoramic view of the "yiyi farewell" between the two just now. Muxiao tried his best to endure the unhappiness in his heart, When I came back, I happened to see you."

"Oh." Lu Anran agreed wearily, as if tired, she broke free from Mu Xiao's arms and offered a kiss on tiptoe. Just when Mu Xiao turned to deepen the provocative shallow kiss, Lu Anran suddenly pushed away. Mu Xiao turned his face away and sneezed forcefully.

"...Are you okay." Mu Xiao hurriedly patted him on the back, feeling the cool night wind, "Let's go up first." He was about to take off his coat and put it on Lu Anran's back , but was blocked three steps away by the opponent raising his hand, "Don't, don't come here."

Mu Xiao's face suddenly turned into a seasoning plate, red, red, white and white are very ugly.

Before he could ask a question, Lu Anran sneezed one after another, and said, "The perfume on your body is too strong, I can't smell it, so don't come close."

Mu Xiao: "...!" I haven't asked you who sent you back, why it's so hard to say goodbye, I thought you were going to open the car door to follow and leave the next second! !

Seeing that the circles around his eyes and the tip of his nose were red, and he looked really smoked, Mu Xiao couldn't explain it, so he had to follow him five or six steps away, not even daring to get on an elevator, and let Lu Anran go back first.

After arriving home, Mu Xiao hurriedly took a bath. In order to laugh out the messy smell on her body that made An An uncomfortable, she soaked in An Ran's bubble bath for two more hours until her skin wrinkled and raised her arm to sniff, to make sure there was no smell. Only after this did I get out of the bath with satisfaction.

He used the bathroom in the room. After he came out, Lu Anran had already washed and lay on the bed covered with a quilt as if he was asleep, but Mu Xiao could tell from his slightly blinking eyelids that he was just getting sleepy. He fell onto the bed, wrapped his hands around his thin waist, rubbed the tip of his nose against the soft face of the person below him, and bent his knees: "Can't sleep? Let's do something..."

Before the words finished, Lu Anran suddenly widened his eyes.

Mu Xiao was pushed away mercilessly, his center of gravity was unstable and he almost fell off the bed: "...why, what's wrong?"

Sneezing one after another, Lu Anran struggled to sit up and fished out the cardboard box by the bed, took out one after another, covered her mouth and wiped her tears, looking pitiful.

His throat was a little sticky, Lu Anran hastily pushed away the people around him, took a glass on the bedside table and took a sip of cold water, it finally made him feel better, he gasped for breath: "You, stay away from me, forget it, forget it Alright, I'd better go to the guest room today, you smell a bit strong, sorry, I might be a little allergic to the smell of women's perfume, am I right... Achoo!"

A huge sneeze made Lu Anran bend over and feel uncomfortable.

"Yes, I'm sorry, I...Ah Choo." Lu Anran hugged her pillow apologetically, looked at the only quilt on the bed, hesitated and said: "I'll cover the one I put away in the closet two days ago , go to bed early, and have to go to work tomorrow."

Looking at Lu Anran, he was afraid that he would not be able to avoid it, because his back was slightly hunched because of discomfort, before Mu Xiao could react, Ren Jiu had already walked to the door, and he could only look at him sadly in time: "...!" He pursed his lips Min Chun, Wu Yan raised his sleeve and smelled his arm.

No smell? !I have already wiped it with milk body wash three hundred times, and my skin will be bald if I continue to wash it. Mu Xiao is depressed and deeply feels that someone is looking for trouble, no, he is looking for excuses.

Cranky, wronged Bala.

The window was not closed, the curtains were blown up in a big arc, the bath towel on the lower body fell off from the friction just now, and the legs were cold.

Mu Xiao wanted to chase him out but was afraid that the other party would sneeze, feel uncomfortable and sleep well, so he went into the bathroom in a rather dejected manner and took a bubble bath for more than half an hour. He came out against the wall and lay back on the bed without any sleepiness. Thinking back to the sleeping face he saw just now, he started to move his hands unconsciously.

At the moment when he was approaching the peak, Mu Xiao was in so much pain that he couldn't get it out. After 5 minutes, he finally gave up the idea, pulled the quilt to cover the embarrassing thing, closed his eyes unwillingly, and waited for it to fade away naturally.

In the middle of the night, the black figure tossed and turned on the huge bed, unable to fall asleep due to restlessness, and finally simply tossed the quilt and stood beside the cool bed and smoked three or five cigarettes eagerly, making sure that no matter what smells on his body were covered by the strong smell After covering up the smell of smoke, he sneaked into the guest room without delay.

"What are you doing, cough, cough, how many cigarettes have you smoked, you choked to death! Wait, don't pull my clothes, you..."

The complaints stopped abruptly and were replaced by Wan.Turn to a low moan.Moans, and more sexually.Feeling the shortness of breath, mixed with another intermittent complaint, even the moon shyly pulled one side of the cloud to cover the slightly flushed face, closing its eyes and not daring to look down.

After looking at each other countless times, Lu Anran had no choice but to make a new cup of coffee, and hooked a graceful and luxurious rose. The blooming petals were delicate, and there was a faint green leaf shape on the edge of the cup.

Holding the steaming coffee, he put his hands in front of the woman who glanced at him from time to time, nodded and sat down.

Dignified and elegant is Lu Anran's first impression of her. She has short shoulder-length hair like a typical female elite, and the exposed small earlobes are dotted with silver-white earrings. She is cold and intellectual.The white shirt is not monotonous, and the suit pants are also smart and easy to wear. It is a bit like the image of the management consulting teacher in the TV series two days ago.

After sitting down, Lu Anran greeted politely first: "Hi Auntie, my name is Lu Anran."

It’s not that he’s smart, it’s that he’s stuck reporting every day for three or four consecutive days, avoiding Muxiao in time during his lunch break, and using the rest to stare at himself for work, even though his appearance doesn’t match, it’s still hard for him to convince himself that this isn’t Muxiao’s mother .

The other party stood still and couldn't go on like this forever. It really delayed me to make extra money for my little sister in college.Lu Anran rubbed his temples, scolded Mu Xiao thousands of times in his heart, and took the initiative to attack with a standard shiny smile showing eight teeth.

As if she had anticipated his tricks, the woman pushed away the coffee in hand, and looked him up and down generously and interestingly. Lu Anran had long been used to this kind of scrutiny or slightly disgusted eyes, and she was calm and composed, and even returned it to herself. I poured a glass of ice lemonade to moisten my dry lips.

After a silent one-sided confrontation limited to eyes, the main reason was that the other party understood him, while Lu Anran took a breath, roughly organized his words, and honestly answered the lady's question.

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Mumu: I'll give you 500 million and leave my son.

Lu Anran: Your son will give me 1000 million and won't let me go.

Mumu: 2000 million for you——

Lu Anran: Your son said, do you still want to buy that customized bag next month?

Mu Mu: ... I will give you 30 yuan. To please my son, you must establish a good relationship. I have long wanted to show off this bag to my little sister!

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See you at eight o'clock tomorrow morning~