Poor monk quit eating [entertainment]

[-]. There is a Crystal Palace

It’s no wonder that Quit Eating thinks this physical examination room is the Dragon King’s Crystal Palace. The physical examination equipment here is considered to be the best. Of course, it is also prepared for Mr. Shi’s physical examination. Electrocardiograms are necessary. As for a complete set of physical examinations, you still have to go to the hospital to do them, but just the inspection equipment for routine examinations is enough to surprise Jie Chi.

Especially the monitors hanging there one by one.When he didn't open it, he didn't know what it was, but he didn't ask what it was and didn't want to ask what it was.

But as soon as he entered the physical examination room, Dr. Zhao, his two assistants and four nurses went over to turn on several machines used for physical examination one by one, and all of them lit up at once—isn’t this the same as the legendary Crystal Palace? It's the same!

Fortunately, the place Mr. Shi lives in is relatively old-fashioned. It belongs to the decoration that the old people prefer, and there are no high-tech things. Then quitting eating is probably a complete "stop eating", and I have to be scared by those high-tech products a long time ago.

But because it was said before that it is not Mount Sumeru, and everyone is a mortal and not a god, so it is still temporary to believe that this is not the Crystal Palace of the Dragon King.

It's not the Crystal Palace, but there are so many crystal glazes. It can be seen that the Shi family's grandparents are really very rich. It is not an exaggeration to say that they are as rich as an enemy.

Quit eating. According to what that doctor Zhao said, he lifted his shirt, rubbed something cold on his stomach, and said something like "healthy body" and "active organs". If so, let him get dressed and go to the other side.

On the other side, an assistant put iron sheets on his wrists and ankles and asked him to lie down and not talk. After a while, the assistant yelled in shock and asked him to get up, but took a It's quite a long paper to show to the doctor.

I really don't know what they are doing.

At this time, Sister Zhang gave him a small pot of dug watermelon balls and asked him to hug and eat, and he quietly ate the watermelon bit by bit, listening to Dr. Zhao arguing with Mr. Shi about something he didn't understand at all. thing.The watermelon balls are also served in glass basins, so you must eat carefully and carefully.

On the other hand, Dr. Zhao felt that he must have found a breakthrough in the mystery of human longevity.

It’s not that quitting food is much different from ordinary people, but it’s actually a bit different—his organs are healthier, but speaking of it, whether it’s heart rate or blood pressure or anything else, it’s a little lower than normal, Even blood sugar is the same, but his organs are particularly healthy through color Doppler ultrasound, as if they have never been used!

This is not scientific at all!

Obviously there is still undigested food in his stomach, why...

Mr. Shi: "Oh, actually I asked you to come here to check if the child is going to eat so much, will he be overwhelmed..." As he spoke, he turned his head and glanced at the food that was still eating, and couldn't help showing embarrassment .

Doctor Zhao: "Grandpa, he hasn't eaten much in his stomach. There is food in his stomach, but it's so empty!"

Dr. Zhao knows what to say and what not to say, and also what to do and what not to do. No matter how different this little monk is, he doesn't take matters of these rich people as long as they are not pure metaphysics. thing.So in the end, Dr. Zhao just asked his assistant to buy the most digestible hawthorn jelly on the market, and used it as a snack for the little monk.

After seeing off Dr. Zhao, Shi Zhengqing still felt very tired. In the corner of the sofa over there, the little monk was sitting and eating snacks non-stop, but he was thinking too much.

"He has no identity, no registered permanent residence, and can't even find out his previous monastery." He said to his grandfather, "It can't be like this forever, this is not a way, and...he really has no common sense in life, He also asked me if this is Mount Sumeru..."

Mount Sumeru...

Mr. Shi is not a very scientific person. When he heard about Mount Sumeru, he also remembered that when he was a child, he heard the old monk in the temple tell him about ancient times, so he mentioned these things.

Not only Mount Sumeru, but also the Three Thousand Great Thousand Worlds, and the Small Thousand Worlds and the Middle Thousand Worlds. These are all mentioned in the scriptures, and it is not difficult to understand these, but obviously neither Shi Zhengqing nor Shi Gui Mr. Hua didn't study this.

However, the little monk who quit eating is studying this!

The grandfather and grandson whispered a lot, and finally decided to explain to the little monk that they are not in an unscientific world. On the contrary, they are living in a normal world. Those things are called technology products, which are very convenient and easy to use!

Correct!

Just do it!

However, before the two of them could organize their words, the little monk carefully put down the large glass bowl in his arms, gently placed it on the coffee table, and pushed it in again, until he reached the grandparents and grandchildren. In front of the two of you, put your hands together and ask: "Benefactor, is it... I have entered another world?"

What? !

The grandfather and grandson felt that they could not keep up with the little monk's thinking at all.

Stop eating and said: "The Buddha said that there is Mount Sumeru in the middle of the sea. A small world; and a thousand small worlds just become a small thousand world; a thousand times the small thousand world is a middle thousand world; Great Thousand Worlds, so what the two benefactors said, I'm afraid it means... this is actually another world?"

What he said was so reasonable, neither Mr. Shi Guihua nor Shi Zhengqing could refute it at all.

Jie Chi tilted his head, waiting for them to speak.

After a while, Shi Zhengqing finally thought of a series of movies he had acted in, and then said weakly: "Okay... let's treat it as a parallel universe..."

Quit eating did not understand.

Shi Zhengqing: "Even if it's a different world, little master, if you saved me, I will definitely help you live well in this world!"

Jie Chi looked at him with a strange face: "Amitabha, the benefactor, the poor monk is a monk, and the monk does not covet the desire for food or luxury, only a bed, a futon, a porridge, a meal and a little salt are enough!"

Shi Zhengqing wanted to show him the empty rice cooker, but he still held back—this is a lifesaver, no matter how unbelievable the words are, he still has to pretend to believe them!

On the contrary, the old man said with a smile: "But little master, everything here is different from yours. You can't go out here without an identity. If you go out, you will be arrested and sent to the police station."

The police station is a place known to be abstaining from eating. He has entered it before, and now that he thinks about it, it should be similar to their Yamen at that time—although he is a monk, he is also a member of the world. It's the first time, but it's strange to think about it now.Maybe he can be regarded as the first monk in their temple to enter the yamen... Jie Chi sighed, wanting to go back even more.

Unfortunately, he didn't even know how he got here, how could he know how to go back?

Old Master Shi said: "How about this, little master, you live here first, my grandson has nothing to do recently, so you just follow him to learn the common sense here these two days, what do you think?"

Shi Zhengqing looked at his grandfather.

Mr. Shi Guihua: "What? Are you serious?"

Indeed, Shi Zhengqing really has nothing serious recently, only a reality show is considered serious, but... If he goes to participate in the show, the mastermind of his assassination has not been found out before, so he can't rest assured, But with the little monk, there is no problem.

The only problem is that the little monk is really too tasty.

Shi Zhengqing thought that it would be enough for one of his assistants to carry snacks for the little monk. It would be no big deal for the little monk to follow him along the way and learn elementary school textbooks. Assistant He who was in charge of his public relations originally She is a normal student. Although her major is French, she should know pedagogy and primary school textbooks.

After all, the Shi family was a family of merchants, so even if Shi Zhengqing went to act, he still had to settle a bill -- well, it was a good deal, and his four bodyguards could directly switch to carrying bags.

As for quitting eating, I really don’t know what to do, so I can only agree.

However, before leaving, Shi Zhengqing still had to tell the little monk what a reality show is and what a movie is—the first thing was to teach him to watch TV.

However, Shi Zhengqing forgot that some things do not need to be taught at all.

For example: watch TV.

"Amitabha!" Jie Chi stared at the big TV that was opened on the wall in the living room, and the whole person suddenly fell into panic, "Almighty, there are monsters!" In fact, he had never seen any monsters. He turned out to be a martial arts wizard and Not Monster Hunter.

Shi Zhengqing: "This is not a monster, this is called TV."

"The imperial examination?" Jie Chi shook his head, "Although the poor monk is a monk who is a child, he has never seen what kind of imperial examination, but the imperial examination is definitely not like this!"

Shi Zhengqing thought for a long time before realizing that the little monk was talking about "temple examination" instead of "television" - how can we continue the conversation?There is no way to talk about it!

He had no choice but to take out his notebook, and first explained that he should write from left to right, and that there is a difference between the current simplified and traditional characters. Then he began to write the word "television", and let the little monk understand it by himself. Check it out.

Electricity is electricity. The little monk naturally knows about "electricity". When he thinks that people in this world can use electricity, the little monk immediately feels fear, and naturally puts aside what he knew before. First, learn what the benefactor said first.

Throughout the day, the little monk was gradually reborn under the bombardment of high-tech products such as TV, telephone, air conditioner, computer, and mobile phone.

At least, after one day, he has learned how to use a tablet and a mobile phone. This is a huge improvement. As for inputting Chinese characters, he can only input Chinese characters by hand. Although it is slower, it can still be recognized.And with the help of a tablet, can learning be done with half the effort?

Mr. Shi Guihua didn't care what they were learning, he just told Sister Zhang to buy some suitable snacks for the young master and the young master, there was always something to eat on the way.

Of course, the old man arranged it very well, while the little monk over there was completely fascinated by watching the tablet.

This stuff is really fun!

He really has never seen such a fun thing in his life!

Quit eating and started playing with the tablet, swipe left and right, and began to search piles of things with Du Niang... until he found something called "History" and clicked it in, only then did he realize that... this The world really had something similar to the world he was in... and even the title of emperor was the same!

And the same Xijue Temple was destroyed because of the war!

Really... wait! ?

Quit eating the hawthorn cake in his hand and just dropped to the ground.

Gee!

wasting food.

He hurriedly picked up the hawthorn cake, wanting to rinse it off and continue eating, but his eyes were fixed on the picture on the tablet about Xijue Temple...Xijue Temple...Yanguishan Xijue Temple...

For a while, I stopped eating and didn't know what it was like in my mouth.

It's not stupid to quit eating.

It can be said that everyone in Xijue Temple is sure that he will definitely become the abbot in the future. Except that he eats a little too much, there is really nothing wrong with him - he has learned Buddhism well, and he has become famous early. The senior brothers who debated the scriptures did not fall behind; even if they learned kung fu well, they were the so-called once-in-a-century martial arts prodigy... He was the envy of other senior brothers in Xijue Temple.

He also thought that it was a good thing for him to just persevere in this way, to be the host in the end, and to gain a reputation in the Central Plains martial arts.

Who knows, he was captured by the King of Tubo—even if he is a great genius, the King of Law is not a mediocre person, nor is he an opponent of the King of Law. Years later? !

One thousand three hundred years!

Quitting eating and pursing his mouth, no matter how much Dharma he has in his heart, he is instantly lonely.

Xijue Temple has been lost in the world of mortals.

Just him.

This is not another small world, here... is the future, and it is also an unimaginable world that he stumbled into by mistake.

If it was another small world, he could still persuade himself not to integrate into this world, but... what about the future?

"What's wrong?" Shi Zhengqing's voice came.

Quit eating and quickly put down the tablet, turned to look at him.

Shi Zhengqing: "What? Isn't it fun?"

Quit eating: "Almsgiver, the poor monk wants to study hard."