Poor monk quit eating [entertainment]

32 A sudden live broadcast

As soon as Shi Zhengqing turned on the live broadcast, the number of people pouring into the live broadcast room skyrocketed. It can be said that it suddenly caused an indescribable burden on the Weibo server——The great actor had rested for more than a month. I participated in a reality show, and now I suddenly appear, how can I not be popular!

So as soon as he appeared, a group of people rushed in and started to offer rewards. However, what everyone saw was not only their idol Shi Dayingdi, but also the idol's cousin - the little monk, and... the man from the high school district. Food Street.

Lion Prince: [This is the road opposite our school!Eat the butcher shop!Clean and hygienic, delicious and inexpensive!The boss actually went to the butcher shop!I also need to go! 】

System: [The Lion Prince sent a little red flower X100]

The Golden Fur of the Lion King: [Hey!There is a big P here!Let's isolate him! 】

The Lion Queen: [No... Look, it seems that my little cousin got into an argument with a few people... Hey, hey, those people look quite distinctive...]

Meow King who eats a lion: [Slender eyes, high cheekbones, and a big pancake face, obviously the characteristics of the country of origin, why are they yelling about there? 】

The people in the live broadcast room typed every word, and soon, some people present also entered the live broadcast room to help convert the scene into words: [Several men from the country of origin said that they I ate something at the butcher shop at noon. After returning home, I had a bad stomach last Wednesday night. I thought it was the responsibility of the butcher shop, so I came to claim, but the female shopkeeper responded. She produced evidence to prove that she went to the restaurant. I went to be a bridesmaid for my girlfriend on Tuesday, but I didn't open a shop.The little cousin has been communicating with them in the language of the country of origin. One of the people in the country of origin switched to the island language, and the little cousin also used the island language to go back and pointed out that his voice and intonation still have the characteristics of the country of origin_ (:з」∠)_...My little cousin is really Xueba, it seems that he can speak the dialect of the origin country and the island country so fluently before he is an adult, come on, everyone, give Xueba cousin a wave! 】

Shi Zhengqing kept silent, and the camera just turned on everyone.

Quiet is still communicating with them: "You have been exposed as a lie, you should apologize now." Then, he asked again in Chinese dialect: "Everyone, they should apologize to this young lady, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the gifts in the live broadcast room were swiped up.

Shi Zhengqing smiled slightly and gave everyone a thumbs up.His fans immediately became more active.

After all, Shi Zhengqing specially asked for the young girl to be called Miss Sister, and it is good to remember to stop eating, otherwise if he said "female Bodhisattva", it would be easy to scare people—but not to scare people. But it's not good for others to have a bad impression of him... Some people can spray people with unlimited magnification as long as they grasp a single point. If they know that quitting eating is really a monk, they can't spray flowers?

Shi Zhengqing didn't mind misleading others at all.

This is also a win-win situation, and it is misleading, but if they tell the truth about quitting eating, will they really accept it?At that time, what will be shaken is a system, which is even more terrifying. It is not a matter of daring or not, but it is really not good for quitting eating, and even... more harmful.

Of course Shi Zhengqing couldn't allow any situation that might affect his abstinence from eating to occur.So from the very beginning, he packaged the abstinence food as his distant cousin, and said that he came from the mountains in the countryside and was raised in a monastery as a child, so he dressed like a monk and could chant scriptures, but who said If you dress up like a monk and know how to chant scriptures, then you are a monk?

There is also proof of identity when you become a monk.

Shi Zhengqing planned everything perfectly, even thought out for him how to get Ji Chi to quit the entertainment circle after catching the mastermind behind it.

So, of course he has to teach everything, including how to call others - how to make others unable to grasp.However, everything came so fast, it was like a tornado!

Jie Chi can't go the same way as him, he is mature and cold, and Jie Chi is soft and cute - who knows, in this live broadcast, Jie Chi has a tough expression on his cute and soft face, Didn't violate the peace at all? !

It's really... unbelievable.

The number of people in the live broadcast room continued to climb.

Quit eating and stopped a few Yuanyuan people who were desperate and wanted to leave: "You haven't apologized to others yet!" He pointed to He Ajiu, and then looked at the Yuanyuan people with a serious face, "You guys have been holding on to dissatisfaction. If you come here with a good intention to find trouble, now that you have been exposed in public, even if you don't...don't go to the government, you still have to apologize, right?"

Because the film king Shi Da labeled his little cousin as "a child who has been raised in the mountains and grew up in a monastery and has no contact with society and has very good martial arts", so his words "don't look for the government" immediately hit the spot It attracted countless people's cuteness. For a while, everyone frantically swiped the words [little cousin V5, we don't look for the government], and started smashing gifts while swiping. Shi Zhengqing even suspected that if he started the live broadcast alone The effect may not be so good.

A feeling of "probably I'm the one with the least popularity" arises spontaneously.

However, mutated mutation.

One of the Origin Country people suddenly dodges, raised his foot and kicked at Jie Chi!

Shi Zhengqing was startled, the phone almost dropped——

But someone immediately turned around with a camera and took a picture of this scene - He Ajiu's booth also installed two cameras, which were originally aimed at the booth, but now they turned together to take pictures of the people from the country of origin. Holding a mobile phone to control the surveillance——

Of course, it is impossible to be touched by the three-legged cat's foot of the origin countryman. He dodged back, not only dodged the kick, but also patted back, giving the kicking origin country person's foot Hit it down——"啪！"——a crisp sound, even if the foot didn't stop, it still hurt. I saw the man from Origin Country screamed, fell to the ground with a thud, covered his foot and began to howl up.

"Axi!" Another tall and burly native of Yuanyuan was angry, "I want to let you know what Taekwondo is!" He shouted and jumped in front of Jie Chi, raised his hand to relay, turned around, and his right foot was in the air With a whirl, he slashed at Jiechi——

No eating abstinence was hit as everyone expected.

Very easily, Jie Chi caught his leg with one hand, without using much force, he pushed back slightly, and let him fall to the ground, with a plop, his buttocks landed on the stone floor, which seemed to be quite painful--

"My tailbone!" The tall and thick Yuanyuan man screamed and cried, clutching his buttocks and yelling, "My tailbone is broken! I'm going to die! I'm going to die! Axi! I'm going to die You bastard! How can we men apologize to women? Damn women! Don’t give us face! You wait! I’m going to the embassy! I’m going to sue you!”

His words really made everyone angry.

Shi Zhengqing was even more furious—of course he was not afraid that Jie Chi would suffer in a fight, and Jie Chi was going to make his debut. When the old man rubbed the top of his head, he showed a little regret, so he also hoped that the martial arts of quitting eating could be carried forward, but he is not a saint, and self-protection is still the first priority... But, he really didn't Thinking that people from this country of origin dare to speak in front of him and say that they are going to the embassy to warn them not to eat!

It's... so funny!

Not to mention anything else, just talking about his face at the top, can it be compared with these few native Chinese who beat people first?

Not to mention that everyone has recorded that it was the people from the original country who beat someone, so quitting eating is not called hands-on at all-in technical terms, quitting eating is just "blocking".

People from the country of origin are too incompetent. What does it have to do with abstaining from eating?

Shi Zhengqing snorted coldly, this time, he was about to speak: "Hey, everyone, I'm really sorry to show you a farce." He took his mobile phone and approached him, "What happened just now, everyone I have seen it all, and I hope everyone will testify to my cousin—”

This wave, all brushing is [please don't worry boss, please don't worry cousin].

Shi Zhengqing nodded slightly satisfied, and continued: "It's just as the 'big lion king monkey' said, let's come over to eat—yes, my cousin can eat, he really doesn't control his diet at all, It’s different from me, I have to eat healthy, he doesn’t need it—we come to eat, many of you know this store, and everyone in their family eats it, I think it’s pretty good, and the taste is good, yes , my grandpa also eats it and likes it very much.”

Shi Zhengqing's grandfather, what kind of high-end figure is that!He eats them all, so who can not eat them?

Even people who usually don't eat outside food suddenly have excessive fantasies about butcher shops.

Shi Zhengqing continued: "We just came here and saw people from these countries of origin finding fault, saying that what Ms. He gave them at noon last Tuesday made them sick on Wednesday night, so let's not talk about the middle interval." Four meals have passed, and Ms. He didn't even open a store last Tuesday." He said, and rubbed Jie Chi's head helplessly, "He went up to fight the injustice, saying that they shouldn't do this, and they want to apologize. Not happy anymore, did you hear what they said just now?" He asked Jie Chi to translate those words.

Quiet translated without any changes, and some fans in the live broadcast room who can speak the language of origin also directly synchronized the "subtitles".

It's really... very frustrating.

After all, Shi Zhengqing is a man, a very handsome man, and women account for a very large proportion of his fans, so what the people from the country of origin said directly hit the hot spots of female fans-this It's just that they are not in front of them. If they were here, they could really tear several people from the country of origin alive.

The girl who wrote the subtitles also complained: [The girls who learn Yuanyuan Chinese are all deceived. I used to think that the men in their country are so romantic, but after I really got in touch with them, I realized that one by one, they are more romantic than straight men. Cancer is still straight male cancer, compared with them, domestic men are all warm men. 】

Quit eating and peeking at the screen, but didn't understand, and asked suspiciously: "What are straight male cancer and warm male?"

The author has something to say: Actor: The warm man is me, and the straight man with cancer is the man from the country of origin.

Quit eating: Oh!Then my name is eating man?

Best actor: No, you can call it unpalatable, I won't let others eat you.