Poor monk quit eating [entertainment]

Thirty have a pair of long johns

Sure enough, it was the clothes and trousers that leaked air, not to mention the young monk, even Shi Zhengqing could tell that it was indeed not so warm... Not only was it not warm, but the main reason was that the little monk moved too much. To be honest, it’s okay to jump a little bit, but the little monk can’t do it. The movements of the little monk are basically anti-human. Most of the time they exceed the limit of the human body, so others may show a little waistline, and the little monk The monk just showed his little white belly.

But what can he do?

He is also very desperate!

Most of the trousers and clothes these days are short, and it is incomprehensible and intolerable to wear them like this.

Shi Zhengqing will inevitably suffer from this ordeal.

If he is not wearing a suit and leather shoes, then he has changed into casual clothes, and the same low-waisted pants. At most, the shirt is long and half is tucked into the waistband of the trousers. In fact, he still has the worry of not daring to squat down. When squatting, there is a risk of revealing the edge of the underwear, and he needs to protect his excellent image, so the movements should not be too big.

But I don’t understand this when I quit eating, so…

Shi Zhengqing finally realized the seriousness of the matter.

In the past, he thought that the mermaid line that was slightly exposed in these low-waisted trousers was really sexy... But now, he can't wait to attach these trousers to his waist!

It's not that the clothes he prepared for the little monk didn't have high-waisted pants, but they were high-waisted, but they were only mid-waisted, which definitely wasn't the type that the little monk needed. The clothes were also long, but men's The long style can never be compared with the long style of girls. The long style of girls almost has a hip skirt, and the men's style can't be made like that at all!

With an impulse that was almost sad, Shi Zhengqing picked up the phone and sent an email to his haute couture designer.

The other party did not reply.

At this time, the other party is probably entangled with the pillow at home, and the quilt seems to join the battle... It's really a big battle, and he can't drag the designer out of the battle of the century.

unwise.

Having said that, Shi Zhengqing was also prepared to wait until the next day, so at eleven o'clock, he opened his mouth and asked everyone to take the work back to do it, and to submit the proposal before the lunch break the next day. Hand it in.

"Let's go," he put his arms around Jie Chi's shoulders, "Come on, let's go back to grandpa's house to have a good rest, let Aunt Zhang make something easy to digest, and take you to order pants and clothes in the afternoon."

When I heard that I had to order clothes and pants, I became even more worried: "There will be expenses again...Brother Shi, you really make me feel ashamed of spending so much money, when will I have to pay for it?" Not a cent!" In his hand is a card given to him by Brother Shi that is said to contain a lot of silver taels, but it is not his, even if the so-called tip was given in the previous live broadcast, he knows that half of it It was for the little white tiger, and the other half was for all the monks in Xijue Temple. He was just a small spectator.

He couldn't take or spend that money.If there is a chance, he would like to use some of the money to raise the mother and child of the white tiger, and some more to fulfill the wishes of the monks who passed away in Xijue Temple that year - although the obsession they left behind is no longer obsession, without this Persistence, they should have no worries, and no longer be disturbed by the world of mortals. As for him... since he has strayed into the world of mortals by mistake, he naturally has his own fate. They have their own fate.

Therefore, Ji Chi felt that he was not only poor, but also a poor monk who could not make a living by almsgiving—he recently checked the relevant laws, and it really stipulated that monks are not allowed to make alms.

He doesn't have a temple to be affiliated with, he can't go out for alms, and the money belongs to someone else... So, the fact that Shi Zhengqing wanted to make him clothes again really made him wonder what to do—Brother Shi Zhengqing really He is a good person, and he also knows that the other party wants to help find the person who wants to kill him, but if he is not only from the perspective of a monk, he is also a quack, so there is nothing wrong with doing this, and he is willing to lend a helping hand.

In Jiang Hu, it's not like being a monk means retiring from the world.

Shi Zhengqing didn't know what he was thinking, but when he heard that he wanted to spend money and felt guilty about spending money, he immediately had a million points of urge to buy it for him: "What are you talking about? I don't want you to pay it back! I'm not Let me tell you, you are my younger brother, and I am an older brother. If you spend money on you, you should be rewarded, understand? If you think too much about it, what can you do if you don’t grow taller?"

Shi Zhengqing's words perfectly ended the chat between the two of them.

Back at Mr. Shi's house full of guards, Shi Zhengqing leaned carelessly on the sofa and told Jie Chi to go to the kitchen to find something to eat.

Quit eating and being obedient, but seeing the quietness in the house, he also relaxed his hands and feet, slipped into the kitchen very carefully, opened the refrigerator, found a cold flatbread, and several boxes of cakes that made his heart chill... Thinking that elderly people can't eat cakes, so they quit eating and decisively gave up the big cakes, took out the cakes, and looked at another transparent cabinet in the kitchen.

It contains leftover butcher shop food.

The fried food is aside, but the stewed broth is obviously eaten with lo mei, and it looks particularly miserable.

Especially lo mei.

The pig's tongue was cut off, leaving a little sac that the old people don't like to eat, and the rest were eaten up, as well as the pig's trotters... the outer layer of skin was skillfully shaved off, and the middle One of the ribs was also picked off and placed on another plate, while the rest of the bones were quietly placed side by side with the sausage, which seemed to be completely out of favor.

Distressed.

Quit shook his head and sighed, and was about to ask Shi Zhengqing if he wanted some fried food, so he turned around and walked into the living room with the cake in his hand. Then, he heard Mr. Shi's confident voice: "Say, that's where the order is." Could it be that the husband and wife seem to be very friendly, and their girls are also very chatty?"

Shi Zhengqing said: "I don't know! I'm not familiar with them. It's the first time I went to the snack street today to find that these two stores are still a chain. I haven't found out before."

The old man said: "It used to be that small broken car, but later it became a small door face, and then the door face became higher and higher, and became a three-storey door face, but it was always dark outside." As he said, the old man showed nostalgia "You went to school back then, you were abroad, far away from home, and I was bored, so I found that store by accident. Their girls are nice, never annoying, and good at chatting."

Shi Zhengqing nodded: "Okay, I'll sign a good contract for her, let her get some more money, and make a face for her."

The old man was very satisfied, and called Sister Zhang again, asking her to help heat up the unfinished food, including those fried snacks.

Sister Zhang agreed, and called the cook to the kitchen.

Quit eating and came out with the cake.

The old man was delighted when he saw it: "Look, children nowadays like to eat these things, sweet and delicious! I also ate cute food when I was a child. If I saw that the neighbor's house boiled maltose, I would squat down and not leave. .”

After eating a can of maltose, he also grinned: "You can't always boil maltose in the countryside."

The old man nodded: "That's right, it's only a small pot that can be boiled during the Chinese New Year, and children can only dip their fingers and lick it, and use it for the New Year!"

The old and the young had a very strange topic, and Shi Zhengqing couldn't get into it at all.

Chatting here, the food over there is also hot.

Mr. Shi’s love for food is also out of sincerity. This is no different from him who quit eating, but he can eat after quitting eating. He wants to eat but he doesn’t have the ability to eat it, so he only eats those stewed dried tofu and mushrooms. The meat is just a bit of stewed duck without skin.

Duck doesn't taste like a big animal, it's not hard when it's done, and it doesn't grow meat. It's the first choice for midnight food!The old man tore a piece of duck breast first, and respected himself with a good appetite.

"So, it's a blessing to be able to eat." Sister Zhang complained, "Now watching those little fairies on TV, one by one talking about eating, eating, eating, and then spitting it out after taking a bite, what a waste of food! "Speaking, she pointed at the actress dangling on the TV with disapproval, "Master, it's not me who said, didn't you say that when actors act, they can reverse the seasons regardless of winter and summer? Girls should take better care of themselves? They don’t wear warm clothes in such a cold day, and they also show their arms, legs, neck, back, belly, waist, chest, and stomach. Are you worried about your own life?"

Although Shi Zhengqing really wanted to ask Sister Zhang to do cross talk actor training, he could only apologize—Sister Zhang took good care of his grandfather, and he had no reason to argue with her because of this, not to mention that she said it quite well. There is some truth to that.

However, Sister Zhang's words resonated with quitting eating, and the little monk nodded straightly: "Yes, yes! And these pants!" He stood up and tugged at his waistband, "It's too short, the waist here is too low Yes, I feel that the pants will fall off at any time, let alone, and there will be air leakage!"

His words made everyone in the house feel sympathetic except Shi Zhengqing, and everyone nodded in agreement with his words.

Mr. Shi slapped his forehead: "There is a way! You are not comfortable in this dress, are you?"

Quit eating and nodding: "Yeah!"

The old man stood up: "Go, go upstairs with grandpa, grandpa will find you a pair of good pants to wear! Wear them inside the pants, and you will no longer feel air leakage!"

Sister Zhang was even more happy: "Yes! Master, you have prepared so many long johns for the young master in recent years, and he doesn't wear them. Let Xiaojie eat and wear this time. He must wear them properly!"

The old man was also very happy: "It must be suitable! Long johns are long trousers with a high waist. Even if they are a little short, it's okay. The trousers are tucked into the socks and the trouser waist is raised. Once you put it on, it will be warm and healthy. It can be compared to what kind of moth The low-rise pants are much better!"

The old man's thoughts are always surprisingly consistent, which makes people feel unbearably heartbroken.

Shi Zhengqing watched Jie Chi follow his grandfather upstairs...he didn't know how to persuade Jie Chi not to enter the trap of long johns...long johns were really unfashionable...he really couldn't accept it!

However, Sister Zhang looked at him excitedly: "Master, do you want to try it too? The long johns bought by the master are really suitable! Each pair is special...special...yes, very fashionable !" She clapped her hands together, showing the quality that a fashionable person should have.

Shi Zhengqing had nothing to love, turned his grief and anger into appetite, and wiped out the fried squid on the table.

When he was about to pick up the second piece of fried squid, Jie Chi ran over with a happy smile on his face—not only was he wearing long johns, but he was also wearing long johns. Qiuyi, and it's in the shape of Mickey Mouse!

Quitting eating didn't feel Shi Zhengqing's despair at all, he happily jumped in front of him and said, "Brother Shi, look, how good-looking I am!"

Shi Zhengqing didn't know how to answer him...

If he says it's not good-looking... What if he loses his mind when he quits eating?He didn't think he would be unhappy if he quit eating, but he would never be able to deny the matter of quitting eating.

Gritting his teeth, he could only say, "Well, cute!"

The author has something to say: Best actor: Long johns are a pit, be careful!

Quit eating: long johns are god pants!Stretch your feet!