Poor monk quit eating [entertainment]

24 Monks with their own BGM

No one expected this wave of fans to operate.

Originally, Shi Zhengqing didn't expect that someone would become a fan of Quiet because of his knowledge, not to mention that Quit itself doesn't have a social account, and the mobile phone he is holding now is Shi Zhengqing who doesn't use it very much on weekdays. The one with the phone number.

However, the fact is that there are indeed quite a few people who are full of curiosity and affection for unknown things. If they know one ten-thousandth of it, it is enough to show off, so of course they will fall in love with someone who is very talented in this area—so , If you quit eating, you will be confused.

Then Li Yangyang became popular.

But Li Yangyang is black and red.

It's not the kind of red to purple black red, but serious black, and it turns from red to black, as black as ink.I'm also pitiful for Li Yangyang. In fact, this matter really has nothing to do with her. As a foodie and silly big sister, how could she be tricked into such a foolish fandom?It is also distressing.

But this has nothing to do with Shi Zhengqing, and he doesn't pay attention to Li Yangyang at all. It was only later that the general manager of his company sent him a Weichat to tell him that he remembered Li Yangyang in the future. The phrase "what kind of fan do you like?" is also reasonable. Li Yangyang's beautiful and silly big sister character design has attracted a group of idiot fans who don't allow others to speak, and they have done idiot things. It's no wonder that someone targeted Li Yangyang.What's more, she has only debuted for less than a year, and she basically has no works. She started her career on variety shows. How could she not be beaten like a dog in the water and completely cut off her way of being in the entertainment industry?

But speaking of it, it was Li Yangyang's own death. She was picked up by someone to spend the night with her good sister's husband. As long as there are women in the entertainment circle, it is impossible for her to make her head, and most of her brainless fans are Boyfriend fans, the girlfriend in their hearts is actually a female cousin who sleeps with her best friend's husband, and their psychological gap is also very big!

So, Li Yangyang is completely black, the kind who won't come back red.

But this has nothing to do with Shi Zhengqing and the others. After the show, Mr. Tang visited several times to help correct the pronunciation of the next part of the scriptures. Since Sanskrit itself is divided into many regions, most of the Buddhist scriptures use them It is written in Pali, and the pronunciation is slightly different, so even those who specialize in it still have some gaps in pronunciation, and the pronunciation of quit eating can be said to be almost perfect.

At the beginning, Mr. Tang also thought that he was a master in the industry, a national treasure-level expert, but who knew that after talking with the little monk, he found out that the little monk was really a brick family, so he also thought that the little monk's dharma name was It was a joke, but after the conversation, I felt that this was the little monk's dharma name, but in fact... it was not a joke.

Because he had already given up on indecent jokes, Elder Tang's research on basic ancient books and scriptures was making rapid progress.

The only problem is that Shi Zhengqing was fooled by Shi Zhengqing's head full of question marks when he quit eating.

Mr. Tang asked the students to make tea, and sat down to watch the program on TV while pulling the quit food, and asked him: "Are you comfortable in Shi's house? If you are not comfortable, come here. I will apply for a dormitory for you. Here It must be more free!"

Quit eating and watching the TV, then turned his head and sat upright, and said to Mr. Tang: "I am living a good life. I am touched by my basic necessities, food, housing and transportation, that is..."

"What is it? Tell me, Uncle Tang will help you!" It is normal for Mr. Tang to say this. Now the boundary between monks and laymen is not as clear as it used to be. It is so mundane that it cannot be more mundane, such as the Mantou Nunnery, the Nunnery is not much different from the Huajie Liuxiang. It is not really a practice to become a monk, but it is just a shell. The other is almost harsh, and I want to put my own Only when the meat is cut and fed to tiger eagle dogs can one show loyalty. There are many, many types between the two, but quitting eating was originally close to the latter, but recently he also finally understood the current situation after being brainwashed by Shi Zhengqing's various explanations. Most of the monks can still talk to the secular people as brothers and sisters, except that they can't eat wine or meat.

So he naturally doesn't mind being called his uncle or uncle, not to mention that Mr. Tang is really... quite old.

Quit eating and said: "He said he wanted me to be a star fighter, he said he wanted to beat all the invincible players in the world, and win glory for the country, but he couldn't explain how to win glory for the country, and how did he say that he didn't let me beat people to death with one punch before, but Do you want me to be a star again?" The little monk's bare head seemed to be covered with question marks.

Elder Tang laughed, "Being a star means becoming a star by virtue of martial arts."

Jie Chi nodded, and said: "I know this, he told me about it, but...he said before that he wouldn't let me beat someone to death with one punch...then how could I rely on hitting him all over the place?" The world's invincible hand wins glory for the country?" He scratched his bald head again, and said with a wry smile, "I don't want to kill people, but it's obviously not even a fist."

What he said was very ordinary, although Mr. Tang didn't think much of it, but Mr. Tang also knew that this little monk was definitely not lying—the so-called monks don't tell lies, and the little monk's daily behavior can also tell that this is a real monk. Not to mention, even when he was helping out in the research institute, he could lift up their research institute's dreadfully heavy courseware desk with one hand, so he must be... infinitely powerful.

For this reason, Elder Tang could only smile awkwardly, and decided to call Shi Zhengqing to talk about the cognition of quitting eating.

Shi Zhengqing is looking at the samples.

Since he intends to go behind the scenes and eventually take over all the business of their family, then naturally he can't just relax and do nothing.

If the person who assassinated him was not caught, watching the sample at home is currently the best job.

The agent hung up the phone, feeling that his boss was really getting lazy.Obviously there is time, so what's wrong with taking on another play?

Shi Zhengqing was not in the mood to talk to his agent.He pressed the pause button to answer the call from Elder Tang.

"Uh..." Elder Tang said a lot, but Shi Zhengqing didn't have time to reply.

"I said Shi Zhengqing, did you listen to what I said?" Elder Tang was very anxious, "Why don't you find some psychological counseling for the little monk?"

Shi Zhengqing finally said in embarrassment: "Old Tang...I...I don't just need to find psychological counseling for him..."

"Why not?!" Elder Tang was displeased.

Shi Zhengqing looked at the half-closed door, and the little monk was standing at the door. He had no choice but to go over and pull the little monk into the room, and then turned on the phone for speakerphone.

"Old Tang, I didn't say that... I think the little monk is really fine." He glanced at Jie Chi, and then gave him another wink.

"How can there be no problem?" Mr. Tang was the boss. He was not happy, "He is different from you and me. He has never been in contact with modern society, you know? He is like a person who lived more than 1000 years ago. Suddenly He came to the modern society, so he doesn't understand your stuff at all!"

Shi Zhengqing agreed with a "hmm".

Elder Tang sighed: "How should I say, he is your cousin, and you are relatives, so you have to help him adapt to the environment first, instead of thinking about making stars, understand?"

Shi Zhengqing understands this better than anyone else.

But so what?

He only needs to take a short video about quitting eating and put it on his Weibo, and someone will download it and put various BGMs on it, such as general orders and Buddhist scriptures, basically let quit eating all over the place. There are even hard-to-recite scriptures!

There are too many fans, which is why he has to hurry up!

Quit eating and sat beside Shi Zhengqing looking at the phone.

Shi Zhengqing sighed helplessly: "Old Tang, I swear, no matter where he goes, I will definitely follow him, what do you think?"