Poor monk quit eating [entertainment]
Chapter 18 Scriptures for the Old Man
Eighteen-year-old scriptures
Although Li Yangyang pretends to be stupid in various ways, her own character design is just stupid, cute and foodie. Being stupid is a sign of her love and dedication to her job. If she doesn't act stupid, then her character design will collapse.Especially after acting stupid, the unhappy face, puffed cheeks, is really cute and cute, many male fans like her, and her popularity depends on this - otherwise, if it depends on her acting skills, It is estimated that she will starve to death.
So even though she's obviously acting outrageously, there are still a lot of people who fall for her.Some of these people even began to frantically dig out the black material of quitting eating.
In their eyes, the little monk Jie Chi didn't give Li Damei a face at all, it was extremely hateful, especially for pretending to be a ghost from the beginning, it really violated the core values, so they should give him some color.
This kind of black practice is not uncommon in the fan circle.
Yi Youde is a big fan in Li Yangyang's fan circle, and his online name is "De Yi Yang Yang".He watched the live broadcast, brushed gifts for Li Yangyang, and synced Li Yangyang's cuteness on Weibo, but who knew that his goddess would be compared to a little monk like this—theoretically speaking, men and women The guests should not have any conflict points, and a show can't afford to be hacked because a male guest corrected a female guest's mistakes, but Li Yangyang's fans are so stupid, and she herself is a stupid, cute, innocent and pure foodie As a goddess, there are naturally brain-dead male fans who want to find a place for her, and Yi Youde is one such male fan.
He saw that the bald monk didn't give his goddess face so much, he wasn't a learned person, he wasn't an actor, he was just a stupid monk, what else could he do besides jumping off a cliff?How could he have the face to offend his goddess?When he got angry, he decided to blackmail this monk on the Internet.
These days monks and priests all have online accounts, and he also thought that this monk must have one too, so he immediately posted the news of the abstinence from eating human flesh in the three micro chats related to Li Yangyang managed by him, and then went to the Qiuqiu group again, Relevant information was also released in the two ball groups he managed.Because he is a big fan, so after he posts in his own group, it means that his orders will be received in more than [-] related groups. Although there are not many people, these fans are willing to be Li Yangyang There are so many people who spend money, as long as there are thousands of people who are willing to spend money for her, if you put it all together, people will start activities immediately.
Money can turn ghosts, the ancients certainly did not deceive me.
Soon, people began to frantically buy marketing accounts and started to eat them.
First of all, let's start with his Dharma name "Quiet Eating".
There is also a routine for marketing accounts to black people. They first chose the name of quitting eating because this name is very embarrassing. Who would call such a name, and who would give someone such a name?Therefore, there is a very obvious purpose in using this name: he wants to be popular.
Because he wanted to be popular, he used a fake name to participate in the show, so he wanted to use a fake name to increase his sense of presence, so he wanted to hype himself up in the show—the final reason was that he used Netizens' affection for the cute little monk has fooled the majority of lovely netizens.
Really convincingly written.
Of course Yi Youde is not the only one who wants to clean up and stop eating.He is considered a good fan among Li Yangyang's fans, but to Li Yangyang's company, he is still just a little salty fish.So there was a rhythm on his side, and an organized and disciplined team immediately took over the business of black quit eating and started to bring the rhythm on the other side.
People who eat melons are most annoyed by being played by others.Therefore, even if he had gained a wave of fans by relying on the little tiger just now, in a blink of an eye, some people still turned their faces and began to swear by quit eating and want to become popular.
It's a pity that I don't know about these fasting diets.
He doesn't even have a social account.
And Shi Zhengqing, who soon learned of this rhythm, immediately sent a Weichat to the general manager of his film and television company, asking him to solve this matter quickly.
General managers rarely get concrete information directly from big bosses.
Although he runs the company, the company is owned by the Shi family after all, so he has always been the big boss Shi Zhengqing who has set up a separate team to be in charge of acting in the water, and the rest of the artists can only be compared with Shi Zhengqing alone. , and now that he got a piece of information directly from the big boss, how could he start working as if he had obtained the treasure land as an imperial decree?
Discrediting a person on the Internet is a routine. As a film and television company, it is impossible without relevant anti-routines, so for a while, the battle between the two sides has entered a fierce battle.
However, what does this have to do with quitting eating?
Because this reality show is to explore "walking into unscientific", and this show is to find out whether there are ghosts, so they still can't leave when night comes. This Xijue Temple has become their temporary settlement. Place.
Everyone brought sleeping bags and tents, but they didn't need much food. After changing his clothes, he found the Daxiong Palace according to his memory. Regardless of what others thought of him, he went directly to the back of the Buddha statue and took out a wooden box from there.
Shi Zhengqing was taken aback when he saw it, and asked, "This... how do you know there is something behind it?"
It is a habit of Xijue Temple to hide things behind the Buddha's image, and it was just a trial to abstain from eating, but he didn't expect that monks would still be used to doing this a thousand years later, so he just smiled and replied, "It's just a chance."
Open the box, inside is a stick of incense.
Quit eating, picked up one and smelled it, and confirmed that it is the incense made by mosquito repellent grass, wormwood and sandalwood. Originally, this kind of incense was mainly used to repel insects in the mountains, so it is also suitable to put it behind the Buddha statue. Yes, I just don’t know that it’s been so many years... Can the people who twisted the incense back then think that the incense they twisted will see the light of day again.
He lit the incense and started chanting.
Shi Zhengqing also sat next to him and checked his cell phone.
It can be said that quitting eating is really a very interesting little monk.At least, his act of chanting sutras can be regarded as repelling a wave of personal attacks from Internet hackers.
The marketing account used to swear that he was a fake monk and got a funny screen name to become popular, but now people have started to chant scriptures, unlike before, they have been chant all the time this time. After half an hour of reciting, he is still going on—then, even if he is a fake monk, such a dedicated fake monk is too rare. Just because he is so dedicated and able to chant scriptures, it is his ability to be popular.
Shi Zhengqing smiled, changed hands and took a photo of quitting eating and chanting scriptures, and secretly took a photo of the box containing the incense, and posted it on Julang Weibo together.
Originally, everyone was very excited on Julang Weibo, but who knew that Best Actor Shi posted a Weibo, and even sold a cute and hung up a kaomoji【?(????ω????)? ] Said 【Look at how amazing my little cousin is. I can’t understand the scriptures he reads. Majesty?].
His words caused a huge wave.
For a while, many people became curious about the scriptures about abstinence from eating and chanting. What’s more, someone cut out the part of his chanting and put it directly on several famous online celebrity monks. Go to Aite's Weibo and ask what it is.
Netizens are powerful.
The knowledge reserves of Internet celebrity monks and the monasteries and even schools behind them are also strong.
Therefore, after the recitation of quitting eating, some people finally solved the mystery: this is neither a Chinese scripture nor a Sanskrit scripture transcribed in Chinese, so guess what scripture it is?
All of a sudden, all the internet celebrity monks also started showing off their cuteness every day.
Shi Zhengqing smiled slightly, and glanced at Li Yangyang in the blink of an eye, with scrutiny and disdain in his eyes.
Although Li Yangyang pretends to be stupid in various ways, her own character design is just stupid, cute and foodie. Being stupid is a sign of her love and dedication to her job. If she doesn't act stupid, then her character design will collapse.Especially after acting stupid, the unhappy face, puffed cheeks, is really cute and cute, many male fans like her, and her popularity depends on this - otherwise, if it depends on her acting skills, It is estimated that she will starve to death.
So even though she's obviously acting outrageously, there are still a lot of people who fall for her.Some of these people even began to frantically dig out the black material of quitting eating.
In their eyes, the little monk Jie Chi didn't give Li Damei a face at all, it was extremely hateful, especially for pretending to be a ghost from the beginning, it really violated the core values, so they should give him some color.
This kind of black practice is not uncommon in the fan circle.
Yi Youde is a big fan in Li Yangyang's fan circle, and his online name is "De Yi Yang Yang".He watched the live broadcast, brushed gifts for Li Yangyang, and synced Li Yangyang's cuteness on Weibo, but who knew that his goddess would be compared to a little monk like this—theoretically speaking, men and women The guests should not have any conflict points, and a show can't afford to be hacked because a male guest corrected a female guest's mistakes, but Li Yangyang's fans are so stupid, and she herself is a stupid, cute, innocent and pure foodie As a goddess, there are naturally brain-dead male fans who want to find a place for her, and Yi Youde is one such male fan.
He saw that the bald monk didn't give his goddess face so much, he wasn't a learned person, he wasn't an actor, he was just a stupid monk, what else could he do besides jumping off a cliff?How could he have the face to offend his goddess?When he got angry, he decided to blackmail this monk on the Internet.
These days monks and priests all have online accounts, and he also thought that this monk must have one too, so he immediately posted the news of the abstinence from eating human flesh in the three micro chats related to Li Yangyang managed by him, and then went to the Qiuqiu group again, Relevant information was also released in the two ball groups he managed.Because he is a big fan, so after he posts in his own group, it means that his orders will be received in more than [-] related groups. Although there are not many people, these fans are willing to be Li Yangyang There are so many people who spend money, as long as there are thousands of people who are willing to spend money for her, if you put it all together, people will start activities immediately.
Money can turn ghosts, the ancients certainly did not deceive me.
Soon, people began to frantically buy marketing accounts and started to eat them.
First of all, let's start with his Dharma name "Quiet Eating".
There is also a routine for marketing accounts to black people. They first chose the name of quitting eating because this name is very embarrassing. Who would call such a name, and who would give someone such a name?Therefore, there is a very obvious purpose in using this name: he wants to be popular.
Because he wanted to be popular, he used a fake name to participate in the show, so he wanted to use a fake name to increase his sense of presence, so he wanted to hype himself up in the show—the final reason was that he used Netizens' affection for the cute little monk has fooled the majority of lovely netizens.
Really convincingly written.
Of course Yi Youde is not the only one who wants to clean up and stop eating.He is considered a good fan among Li Yangyang's fans, but to Li Yangyang's company, he is still just a little salty fish.So there was a rhythm on his side, and an organized and disciplined team immediately took over the business of black quit eating and started to bring the rhythm on the other side.
People who eat melons are most annoyed by being played by others.Therefore, even if he had gained a wave of fans by relying on the little tiger just now, in a blink of an eye, some people still turned their faces and began to swear by quit eating and want to become popular.
It's a pity that I don't know about these fasting diets.
He doesn't even have a social account.
And Shi Zhengqing, who soon learned of this rhythm, immediately sent a Weichat to the general manager of his film and television company, asking him to solve this matter quickly.
General managers rarely get concrete information directly from big bosses.
Although he runs the company, the company is owned by the Shi family after all, so he has always been the big boss Shi Zhengqing who has set up a separate team to be in charge of acting in the water, and the rest of the artists can only be compared with Shi Zhengqing alone. , and now that he got a piece of information directly from the big boss, how could he start working as if he had obtained the treasure land as an imperial decree?
Discrediting a person on the Internet is a routine. As a film and television company, it is impossible without relevant anti-routines, so for a while, the battle between the two sides has entered a fierce battle.
However, what does this have to do with quitting eating?
Because this reality show is to explore "walking into unscientific", and this show is to find out whether there are ghosts, so they still can't leave when night comes. This Xijue Temple has become their temporary settlement. Place.
Everyone brought sleeping bags and tents, but they didn't need much food. After changing his clothes, he found the Daxiong Palace according to his memory. Regardless of what others thought of him, he went directly to the back of the Buddha statue and took out a wooden box from there.
Shi Zhengqing was taken aback when he saw it, and asked, "This... how do you know there is something behind it?"
It is a habit of Xijue Temple to hide things behind the Buddha's image, and it was just a trial to abstain from eating, but he didn't expect that monks would still be used to doing this a thousand years later, so he just smiled and replied, "It's just a chance."
Open the box, inside is a stick of incense.
Quit eating, picked up one and smelled it, and confirmed that it is the incense made by mosquito repellent grass, wormwood and sandalwood. Originally, this kind of incense was mainly used to repel insects in the mountains, so it is also suitable to put it behind the Buddha statue. Yes, I just don’t know that it’s been so many years... Can the people who twisted the incense back then think that the incense they twisted will see the light of day again.
He lit the incense and started chanting.
Shi Zhengqing also sat next to him and checked his cell phone.
It can be said that quitting eating is really a very interesting little monk.At least, his act of chanting sutras can be regarded as repelling a wave of personal attacks from Internet hackers.
The marketing account used to swear that he was a fake monk and got a funny screen name to become popular, but now people have started to chant scriptures, unlike before, they have been chant all the time this time. After half an hour of reciting, he is still going on—then, even if he is a fake monk, such a dedicated fake monk is too rare. Just because he is so dedicated and able to chant scriptures, it is his ability to be popular.
Shi Zhengqing smiled, changed hands and took a photo of quitting eating and chanting scriptures, and secretly took a photo of the box containing the incense, and posted it on Julang Weibo together.
Originally, everyone was very excited on Julang Weibo, but who knew that Best Actor Shi posted a Weibo, and even sold a cute and hung up a kaomoji【?(????ω????)? ] Said 【Look at how amazing my little cousin is. I can’t understand the scriptures he reads. Majesty?].
His words caused a huge wave.
For a while, many people became curious about the scriptures about abstinence from eating and chanting. What’s more, someone cut out the part of his chanting and put it directly on several famous online celebrity monks. Go to Aite's Weibo and ask what it is.
Netizens are powerful.
The knowledge reserves of Internet celebrity monks and the monasteries and even schools behind them are also strong.
Therefore, after the recitation of quitting eating, some people finally solved the mystery: this is neither a Chinese scripture nor a Sanskrit scripture transcribed in Chinese, so guess what scripture it is?
All of a sudden, all the internet celebrity monks also started showing off their cuteness every day.
Shi Zhengqing smiled slightly, and glanced at Li Yangyang in the blink of an eye, with scrutiny and disdain in his eyes.
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