You can eat it but you are not allowed to miss it

- Roasted duck with beer, mandarin fish with squirrel, fried kidney, shredded eel in oil, braised pork ribs, and my aunt is still frying a vegetable.

"Good boy, go sit down. The young master from the big city is precious, how can he do these things? It will be fine soon." She urged me to sit down.

I had no choice but to accompany E Yu, "Auntie is too capable, and she cooks well. Why do you only order takeaway? Didn't you get the truth at all?"

"My mother is so capable, of course it's not my turn to do things."

"Xiao Nan, come on, sit down quickly. You have worked hard today. Thanks to you driving Ayu back, he gets dizzy and nauseated when he takes the long-distance bus. So he is usually not happy to come back." Auntie warmly greeted me to sit down.

"It's not hard, Brother E Yu often takes care of me, and this time it's also for camping in a nearby scenic spot."

"Camping? You don't live at home at night? I have changed into brand new bedding, and I took them out to dry in the morning when the sun was good."

"Mom, there are only two rooms in the house, and it's not convenient for guests to sleep. Do you want me to make a bed in the living room?" E Yu read.

"Did I think you two were going to squeeze into one room?" the aunt replied.

"Mom, where do you want to go?"

"Okay, whatever you say is what you say. You said to bring friends, of course I have to prepare in advance. I can't live with it. Why are you angry with me?"

I didn't speak, I was a little surprised, the first time I came to his house, his mother even tacitly agreed that we would be "sleeping together" friends, and prepared a bed for both of us?I really can't understand it more and more.

Aunt: "Okay, let's not talk about this. Tomorrow is Yingzi's wedding. I heard that the groom is the son of Uncle Wang, your grandfather's colleague, right?"

E Yu: "That's right."

Aunt: "The market for red envelopes with gifts, let me tell you..."

E Yu: "Okay, Mom, I see. There are still guests here. What's the price? I discussed it with some classmates."

Aunt: "Okay, okay, I won't talk anymore, you just think I'm annoying."

The aunt shut up, picked up the dishes in the bowl, and couldn't help but say, "Hey, let me tell you what's going on with Xia Ting now? Aren't they all talking about getting married?"

E Yu: "Mom, we broke up. It's not suitable."

Aunt: "Okay, how do you say we broke up and broke up? I blame the girl who likes that girl! If someone is willing to be in this situation with you, you should burn the incense, don't pick and choose. Get married early and have children. I can help you with it while I have the strength."

E Yu: "Mom, please stop talking..."

The aunt murmured: "I play a good hand of cards so badly, why don't people tell me? People can not talk about friends or get married, but they can't have children! Don't want children. If you are old and sick, who will come to your bedside to see you?" you?"

I can tell that E Yu and his mother are not getting along.

After the meal, I took the initiative to go to the kitchen, trying to relieve the awkward and tense atmosphere just now, "Auntie, I'll help you wash the dishes."

"Xiao Nan, are you right? What is the most important thing in a person's life? Of course it is to do the right thing at the right time. You say that the kid is old enough to start a career, so forget it, but his At most, it is a job to support the family, so I hope he finds someone to marry and have children, and he is not happy. You say he has delayed so much, and he will not have a son and a half when he grows old. If I close my eyes, what will happen to him? manage?"

"Auntie, don't worry about getting angry. My brother hasn't found a suitable one. A twisted melon is not sweet. Maybe I will meet a suitable one someday. And even if my brother is single, anyway, I plan to marry him in this life. Single dink, you can take care of each other with my brother in the future, don't worry."

"Xiao Nan, you really know how to joke. You have such good conditions. Girls who like you should line up from the end of the Huangpu River. It is not a matter of every minute for you to find a good girl. You can't say that, your parents listen How sad it must be."

"My aunt really thinks highly of me. I'm not so good. If my aunt doesn't mind, I'll call you godmother from now on. My brother is just like my own brother."

"Xiao Nan, it's great that my family, Ayu, has a friend like you. Alas, there is something wrong with this kid." The aunt pointed to her head, "I don't dare to say anything about him now. If I talk too much, I'm afraid he will be like the one before mentally ill."

9. Fallapart

◎After coming out of E Yu's hometown, we drove to the pre-booked campsite.Along the way, E Yu's mood was obviously lower than before returning home, and he did not sing

Coming out of E Yu's hometown, we drove to the pre-booked camp.Along the way, E Yu's mood was obviously lower than before returning home, and he stopped singing and joking.

"Brother, it's not reasonable to talk to elders, you just treat her like a child."

"Little ghost, don't you coax me like this?" He tilted his head and stared at me with a serious expression, which made me feel scared.

"Brother, how old are you? Rounding off, we are at most the same age. Among my peers, I can only coax my daughter-in-law. If you are my daughter-in-law, I promise to make you feel comfortable."

"I'm rare?"

"Brother, we will be attending a wedding tomorrow. Tonight is a bachelor party. Should we engage in promiscuous activities?" I smelled his neck, inhaling the faint scent of roses and lychees emanating from his neck, and pressed against the tender The meat breathed heat.He shrunk his neck and said, "It's not that you get married, and when you get married, the bride and groom attend the bachelor party separately?"

"Oh, my brother has so quickly acquiesced in the setting that you and I are getting married? Then who will be the groom and who will be the bride?" I continued to tease him.

"Nonsense, of course I am the groom." He refused to admit defeat.

"Then tonight you will be the groom, and I will be the adulterer. I will steal the groom's officer's little Dengke, and make your delicate bride happy for nothing."

He finally cleared the cloud, and giggled while holding his stomach, "Okay, what do you want to do with that adulterer?"

"Of course it is..." I didn't finish the sentence, I had already put the back of the chair down, pressed on him and gnawed on his neck, I sucked his snow-white neck, and wanted to carve my mark on him.

"Don't! That place will be seen tomorrow if you wear formal clothes!" He cried softly.

"Brother, I just want them to see that you are mine and no one can touch you!"

"No one touches me except you."

"Yes, you forgot, your new wife. Can she have me? Can she take care of your front and back at the same time? Can she fuck you to the point of death?"

"Stop talking, why are your lines so embarrassing?" He put his hands around my neck, hugged me and pulled me towards his face, his soft lips blocked my mouth, telling me not to Another chance to deliver a lousy line.

Our affectionate young couple was in love with each other, when suddenly they were interrupted by an "untimely" knock on the window, "Young man, parking is not allowed at the entrance of the scenic spot, please park in the parking lot!" The man who spoke was an old man , Uncle calmly watched unruly young people doing such things in public cars in broad daylight. Recently, it is no surprise.

"Master, I'm sorry, I'll move the car now." I got up from the lying co-pilot and said to the uncle with a smile.E Yu quickly followed me to get up, he was caught doing "bad things" and he was so blushing that he didn't dare to look out the window.On the contrary, the uncle probably thought that there must be a beautiful and sexy woman in this fine car, so he deliberately poked his neck to look at the place for a while, but he didn't expect to take a closer look, it turned out to be a bookish man, and felt his blood pressure rise for a while, Clutching his forehead, he hurried back to the grand teacher's chair in the concierge to lie down comfortably.

"It's all your fault, you're so shy!" He was upset.

"Look, you have been seen by someone. The evidence is convincing. Now everyone who is not me must be included in my family tree." I teased.

In the evening, the two of us set up a tent in the camp, lit a fire, and the army pot was cooking on the pot. The ingredients we added were all brought by our aunt.E Yu sat aside and looked at the pot, watching me assemble the astronomical telescope.

He asked curiously, "How did you come up with the idea of ​​bringing a telescope?"

Of course I won’t be so stupid as to tell him that I read his diary, because I was jealous of my first love and watched the moon with him, “My big reporter, don’t you pay attention to the trending news? It’s rare to see tonight’ A blood moon is a total lunar eclipse, that is, a red moon."

"I'm not a reporter. And what does this kind of thing have to do with me?"

"Of course it has something to do with it. Life is about creating all kinds of small memories. When I think about watching 'Blood Moon' for the first time in the future, I will think of being with you!"

"That's it. Compared with this, I hope that the first wild/battle is particularly exciting when I think of it, and it's with you!" He said with a smirk.

"This..." I finally adjusted the focus, but luckily it still works.

"But having said that, I thought you were the eldest son of a rich family. I didn't expect you to know how to survive in the wild, and the army pot is also delicious." He tasted the soup in the pot.

"When I was in middle school, I participated in a parent-child field survival training camp with my dad. At that time, I went to the deep mountains to stay for half a month." I explained.

He: "Heqian, I hope I didn't offend you by asking this question. Is the relationship between you and your father not very good?"

"Well, for a while, it could be said that fire and water were incompatible, but now, they just don't take each other seriously."

He: "Is it the same as the reason why my relationship with my mother is tense? I'm talking about urging marriage and having children."

"This is only one aspect. My father was the one I admired the most since I was a child, and my father loved me very much, until I knew he had a family outside and a son. It felt like being betrayed."

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